THE TELEPHEMERA YEARS: 1975 – PART 1

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Ah, telephemera… those shows whose stay with us was tantalisingly brief, snatched away before their time, and sometimes with good cause. They hit the schedules alongside established shows, hoping for a long run, but it’s not always to be, and for every Knight Rider there’s two z. But here at STARBURST we celebrate their existence and mourn their departure, drilling down into the new season’s entertainment with equal opportunities square eyes… these are The Telephemera Years!

1975-76

By 1975, American television was smack bang in the middle of a glorious age of telefantasy, and the detective show was king. Kojak, Cannon, Police Story, Police Woman, Baretta, The Streets of San Francisco, Hawaii Five-O, The Rockford Files, and Petrocelli were joined by a little show called Starsky and Hutch, as punishment was dealt out to criminals all over the prime-time network schedules.

Meanwhile, Wonder Woman and The Bionic Woman joined The Six Million Dollar Man for superpowered action, and Welcome Back Kotter added laughs to those already provided by M*A*S*H and Happy Days. But what of the new shows for the 1975-76 season that didn’t make an impact, disappearing from screens almost as soon as they were announced? This is the story of the misses of 1975…

The Invisible Man (NBC): First brought to TV screens by the BBC in 1958, with Tim Turner voicing a renamed Dr Brady, HG Wells’s famous novel also inspired this take on the concept, which finds David McCallum’s Daniel Westin working for the mysterious Klae Corporation, attempting to discover the secrets of teleportation. Quite by accident, he finds that he can turn his animal test subjects invisible for a short time and decides to test the process on himself.

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The Klae Corporation want to weaponise Westin’s invention for military purposes and so Westin turns himself invisible to destroy his research and escape their clutches, only to find the process is irreversible. With only a cleverly-fashioned latex face mask, Westin returns to work for Klae in order to perfect his work and find a cure. Just thirteen episodes made it to air, as scriptwriters – future Hill Street Blues creator Steven Bochco among them – struggled to make an interesting show about an invisible man pretending to be visible and doing science stuff.

The Invisible Man was McCallum’s return to US TV after the success of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and hopes were high for a long-running sci-fi show, NBC’s first since Star Trek was cancelled in 1969. Ratings, however, were low, and certainly not helped by being scheduled against CBS’s blockbuster Monday night sitcoms, Rhoda and Phyllis. The BBC bought the show and aired it a few weeks after its US broadcast, but McCallum couldn’t repeat the success of Colditz for the channel and they created their own, more faithful adaptation in 1984.

For the 1976 season, NBC greenlit the invisible-themed action show Gemini Man but that, too, failed to see out its first season, and it would be twenty-five years before US TV tried its hand with invisible men once more, for Sci-Fi’s The Invisible Man in 2000. However, if you’re determined to see an invisible David McCallum, the complete series is available on DVD.

Barbary Coast (ABC): While The Invisible Man was failing to increase its visibility on NBC, ABC presented Monday night viewers with this take on The Wild Wild West, a curious mix of the spy and western genres. Just as NBC brought back David McCallum, so Barbary Coast starred William Shatner in his first regular role since Star Trek, as nineteenth-century government agent Jeff Cable, operating out of a casino owned by his pal Cash, played by Doug McClure.

Series creator Douglas Heyes had cut his teeth on Maverick, and pitched the show as an old west take on Mission: Impossible, with Cable undertaking dangerous undercover missions to root out criminals and spies in San Francisco; the Barbary Coast of the show’s title referred to the city’s notorious red-light district rather than the North African region from where it took its name.

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Like The Invisible Man, Barbary Coast struggled to gain a foothold opposite the number six and seven shows, Rhoda and Phyllis, and was cancelled after just thirteen episodes (and a pilot) in January 1976, but not before it was moved to a later time (this time against the number one show in the ratings), its timeslot given over to another new hopeful, Mobile One. Heyes largely disappeared after the failure of the show, and Shatner didn’t score a regular series role until 1982’s TJ Hooker after the first two Star Trek movies had given his star some much-needed lustre.

Barbary Coast was released on DVD in 2014 and isn’t a terrible show, more a series of ideas that don’t come together as a fully-formed whole, but fans of Doug McClure’s trademark bombast will find something to love. As for the show that replaced it on the schedules…

Mobile One (ABC): A production of Mark VII Limited, a company established by Dragnet star Jack Webb to primarily bring police procedurals to the screen, Mobile One’s focus was on news, and specifically the mobile news gathering team of a local Los Angeles television station.

With intrepid reporter Peter Campbell (Superman’s Perry White, Jackie Cooper) being ferried to the scene of the action in the eponymous mobile news car (although the pilot film was called – and featured – Mobile Two) by cameraman Doug McKnight, producer Maggie Spencer – played by The Godfather’s Julie Gregg – keeps things calm at the station as the team covers bank robberies, kidnappings, and youth crime.

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Initially programmed on Friday evenings against Sanford and Son and M*A*S*H, Mobile One struggled to gain a foothold and traded slots with Barbary Coast in search of an audience for both. Ratings did not improve, however, and the show’s thirteenth episode was its last, on January 5th 1976.

Mobile One was an interesting-sounding show that is one of the 1970s real forgotten treasures – the series has never been released on home video and there is little save for a teaser promo on YouTube – and Mark VII would only have one further hit, 1978’s Project UFO, before closing down shortly after Jack Webb’s death in 1982.

When Things Were Rotten (ABC): Mel Brooks famously parodied the Merry Men of Sherwood Forest in his 1993 feature Robin Hood: Men in Tights, but he’d actually had a go at the legend eighteen years before, bursting onto ABC’s Wednesday night line-up with When Things Were Rotten, a sitcom that explored all the same tropes.

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After breaking out with Get Smart, Brooks had just enjoyed two huge hits on the silver screen, with Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein setting cinema seats alight in 1974, and ABC pretty much handed him carte blanche for his return to TV, which featured the directors’ trademark sight gags, topical humour, and breaking the fourth wall, and TV reviewers were impressed by the show.

Dick Gautier – Get Smart’s Hymie the Robot – starred as Robin Hood, with able backing from Dick van Patten, Bernie Kopell, and Hee-Haw’s Misty Rowe, but audiences were less impressed than the critics, and just thirteen episodes were aired before the show was cancelled and its timeslot was given to The Bionic Woman, which ended up the fifth most popular show of the year.

Despite most of Brooks’s oeuvre being available on DVD, there’s no sign of When Things Were Rotten save for a 2013 release by Amazon CreateSpace, long out of print, and there are scant signs of it on video sharing sites. Perhaps Brooks prefers to have Men in Tights remembered as his definitive statement on the Robin Hood legend and, to be fair, the toilet gag is a great one…

Next: More misses from the 1975-76 US TV schedules, including the US remake of Porridge and a series touted as “the best private eye series ever…”

Check out our other Telephemera articles:

The Telephemera Years: 1966 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1968 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1969 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1971 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1973 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1975 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1977 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1980 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1982 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1984 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1986 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1987 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1990 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1992 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1995 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1997 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2000 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2003 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2005 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2008 (part 1, 23, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Irwin Allen

Titans of Telephemera: Stephen J Cannell (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Hanna-Barbera (part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Titans of Telephemera: Kenneth Johnson

Titans of Telephemera: Glen A Larson (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Quinn Martin (part 1, 2)

Five Films to Check Out on Horror Channel This Week – 310521

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June is here and we’re promised a bout of nice weather, but we still love sitting in front of the box with the great films and TV shows on Horror Channel each week. Here are some of our picks for the next seven days:

Wednesday June 2nd, 10.55pm – Urban Legend (1998)

The first – and best – of the slasher trilogy in which a university campus becomes a stalking ground for a killer who uses urban legends as a modus operandi. Robert Englund, John Neville, and Brad Dourif appear alongside a young Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, and Tara Reid.

Thursday June 3rd, 1pm – Ice Sharks (2016)

Yeah, we know… we’re suckers for The Asylum. This time, sharks invade the frozen waters of the Antarctic, and why not? There’s a neat in-joke reference to John Carpenter’s The Thing as the crew of the base are named after the characters of that film if the CGI sharks don’t entertain you.

Friday June 4th, 9pm – Can’t Come Out to Play (2013)

Directed by John McNaughton (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer) and starring Samantha Morton (The Walking Dead) as an overbearing mother who stops her sick son having any visitors. It’s a return to form for the director and it has a very dark and twisted atmosphere.

Saturday June 5th, 9pm – Child’s Play 2 (1990)

Chucky’s back and up to his old slashing tricks again. Alex Vincent returns as Andy, and his foster mother is played by the ever-wonderful Jenny Agutter. As always, though, it’s Brad Dourif as the voice of the demented doll that is the standout. Child’s Play 3 follows at 10.40pm to make for a great Saturday night double bill.

Sunday June 6th, 10.55pm – Re-Animator (1985)

The hugely popular Stuart Gordon film that was inspired by the H.P. Lovecraft story made stars of Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton and was a massive hit on video. Combs plays Herbert West, who invents a solution that can bring dead bodies back to life. If you haven’t seen it before, expect lots of gore and a twisted sense of humour. For everyone else, it’s an unmissable treat.

Tune into Horror Channel on Sky 317, Virgin 149, Freeview 68, Freesat 138.

Betting on New Ideas: How Casinos Helped Make Gaming Richer

The diversification of gaming has been well documented. There have been a number of innovations since the turn of the millennium that have changed the way people play. Smartphones are the obvious. example When the first iPhone came out in 2007, it really was a gamechanger. In fact, the move from analogue to digital smartphones has changed a lot more than gaming. However, for video game fans, in particular, the iPhone and its counterparts caused an explosion of activity. Today, more people play games on their mobiles than on any other device. Indeed, there were 80 billion mobile game downloads in 2020 alone (18% year-on-year growth). Moreover, spending is set to reach $138 billion/£97 billion by 2025, according to SensorTower.

Gaming Becomes a Diverse Universe

Those are some impressive stats. However, long before the smartphone revolution, another innovation was changing the game. In the early 2000s, online betting technology took popular casino games, including poker, and turned them into digital affairs. More specifically, it turned them into real-money betting affairs. Put simply, through the combination of secure payment processing and random number generators (RNGs), online casino operators are able to offer games through which customers (who are of legal age) can win cash prizes. If you check this out, you’ll see how one particular operator, Spin Casino, does things. The review highlights how new customers can get certain bonuses, how it offers a variety of games, and many more features.

In fact, if you read through any of the casino reviews on the site, you’ll see more of the same. The combination of casino-style games, promotions, and secure payments has turned gaming sites into multi-billion-pound outfits. Much like mobile gaming, the online gambling sector is worth upwards of £6 billion in the UK and much more across the world at large. That’s an achievement in its own right, not least because the rise of online casinos had added another thread to the tapestry of gaming. However, what’s even more significant is that we’ve seen cross-pollination occur in recent years. Developers from the video gaming industry have taken ideas and inspiration from their casino counterparts.

Online Casinos Inspire New Ideas in Gaming

For example, live dealer technology connects players to physical gaming tables through a combination of webcams and RFID sensors. In many ways, this technology can be seen as a forerunner to virtual reality (VR). We know that VR technology has been in development since before the year 2000. However, products such as Oculus Rift have made virtually realistic worlds a reality in recent years. These innovations have, at least in some way, been spurred on by live dealer casino games. Why? Because there’s a clear appetite for more realistic-looking games. Live casino games have become extremely popular because they feature real people. That, in turn, makes them more immersive and feel more authentic. These feelings of immersion and authenticity are what VR companies are striving for.

Beyond realism, modern video games have started to incorporate betting features. Red Dead Redemption, for example, has a feature that allows you to play poker. Similarly, if you click here, you’ll see that Grand Theft Auto has the Diamond Casino & Resort. Even though players can’t make real-money bets, they can win in-game credits that can unlock new levels, features, and add-ons. These things have clearly been inspired by online casinos. That’s the beauty of gaming. It’s such a diverse industry that everyone can take something for everyone else. The end result is a series of separate but interconnected facets that all feed into each other. This dynamic makes gaming as a whole richer and, ultimately, more appealing for everyone.

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Louder Than Words – A QUIET PLACE: PART II Interview

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[This article was originally published in STARBURST #471]

With an original silent horror movie idea – inspired by Alien and the work of M. Night Shyamalan – filmmakers BRYAN WOODS and SCOTT BECK went on to create one of the most refreshingly original scripts of recent years, A QUIET PLACE. With the eagerly awaited A QUIET PLACE: PART II finally hitting cinemas after a long delay, we reflect with the duo on the destined journey from page to screen, while going into larger detail about how John Krasinski and Emily Blunt helped flesh out the franchise-to-be…

STARBURST: How did the idea for A Quiet Place come about? 

Scott Beck: Back when Bryan and I were in college – this was probably about 2007 – we were watching a lot of silent movies, such as Charlie Chaplin and the French filmmaker Jacques Tati. They astounded us with their command of storytelling without really having to say anything. So, for the longest time, Bryan and I kept going back and forth, wondering if we could make a silent movie, but in a modern-day context. Over the years we started coming up with ideas – what if it was one part Alien, or one-part Jaws, or The Man Who Knew Too Much – just trying to bring in all of our love of suspense, horror, and sci-fi into the idea that ultimately became A Quiet Place. We reacted against it at first, because it was a gimmick idea. We quickly formed the fact that it needed to be based in emotion. Steep in this whole conundrum of this family going through something very tragic. That would be the backbone of the story.

Bryan Woods and Scott Beck

It’s common to hear about how long it can take for a script to make it to the screen, if at all. With a limited dialogue script like this, what was the journey to the big screen like, and were there any hurdles that you had to overcome? 

Bryan Woods: It was a weird one. So Scott was describing the gestation process, but when we finally decided that we wanted to make it as a movie, we wrote the script fairly fast. It was a four or five-month process at most. When we were writing it, we were getting excited about the idea. So we would kind of, off the cuff, pitch it to different studio executives, or producers that we knew. Or even other filmmakers. Every time we pitched the idea – “You make a sound, you die”; “there’s a family in this barn, with aliens living outside” – people would look at us like we were crazy! So we started to get really self-conscious, thinking that the script wasn’t going to sell. We were getting a little nervous about it. So, as we were writing the script, we decided that in order to capture what we wanted, what our vision of the film was, which was this kind of cool modern-day silent film, we needed to take some big swings on the page. So, the script that we wrote ended up having a lot of images in it. It ended up playing with the format in a very unique way. So when our agents finally took it to the marketplace, it actually sold immediately. Paramount snatched it up, and Michael Bay immediately came on to produce. It was an extremely fast process. That really blew our minds, because we just weren’t sure. We have written a lot of movies that have taken years to get made, and we’ve written a lot of movies that have taken years to sell, or to convince people that it was the right thing. With this one, it happened surprisingly quickly once it was finished.

Stephen King said that this film is all about the silence. First off, congrats on getting a compliment from King, and also, would you agree with that? Would you say that the silence is truly what makes the film thrive? 

Scott: For us, it was always about the silence, but at the same time, it was about the sound design in general. Sound design is at the tip of our mind, any time when we’re writing a script. A Quiet Place was the amalgamation of our love for that, and what we try to gun towards every time we are writing something. We knew that silence would hold the audience in suspense if everybody did their job right. At the same time, you also can’t beat that dead horse over and over again. You have to be able to build to that point, where you suck all of the sound out. So writing the script was a process of us describing what the sound would be like by the visual gimmick on the page. So if there’s a really loud sound, then we would put one word on a single page by itself. Basically saying, “This is a loud sound!” Then as things got quieter and quieter, we would shrink the font. We try to give all of our creative collaborators some sort of skeleton to work from, as they begin to flush that out through pre and post-production.

You submitted the script with the idea of John Krasinski being involved. Why do you think he was so perfect for A Quiet Place

Bryan: It was crazy, we set it up with Paramount and sold it with no attachments whatsoever. Then once the studio was in, it got sent to John just to star in it. I think what made him connect to it so much was that John and Emily had just had their second child, weeks before reading the script. So he was in that state of mind of being a parent. Obviously, the script is so steeped in that world of, “What does it mean to be a father?”; “how do you protect your children in a world like this?” He just connected to it so deeply, and Emily as well. When we got the phone call from our agent saying that John had read the script, and that he loved it, and that he had passed it over to Emily, and she read it and loved it, we were very shocked and confused. Excited and nervous. Just all of those feelings that you feel when a project comes together like that. We are very proud of what they created.

The chemistry between John and Emily on screen is brilliant. Can you tell us what Emily Blunt brought to the film, and why you think that she’s the perfect Evelyn Abbott?

Scott: What’s funny about that is, when we sold the script, or before anyone was attached, our producers were like “Just tell us who you’d like to see in this role?” We were way too embarrassed to say Emily Blunt because she’s one of the best actors working today, so we thought that we would never get her. Part of that is that she hadn’t done horror at all. We didn’t know if she would do it. What’s so perfect about her is that she’s operated so well in these incredibly strong roles. Looking at her roles in Sicario and Edge of Tomorrow alone, she just nails bringing a human quality to it, but also this essence of badass, which is something that we felt worked so perfectly with what we were gunning towards with the script. Then you are always getting elevated by the actors and their brilliant decisions on set. One of the things that wasn’t scripted, or necessarily intended, was when she’s teaching Noah Jupe and she’s signing. She’s very softly also uttering the words that she’s saying. For Bryan and I, watching that on the big screen, there’s something unintended, but also incredibly beautiful about the way that she brings that to life through her own instincts.

The fact that she is pregnant seems like a harsh concept in this particular world. However, it also suggests a potentially positive future for the family. Can you tell us about what that idea was like to work on in this setting, and what you think it added?

Scott: In terms of her pregnancy, to a certain degree of what you’re saying, that was planned because there ‘is’ a hope for the future. That narrative thread also evolved throughout the scriptwriting process. Originally in the early draft of the script, the pregnancy actually happened before the invasion occurred. Now you have to deal with the fact that you are pregnant. As the drafts have evolved and as John got involved, the intent of that was more that they made a deliberate choice, because of the tragedy that they suffered in their life, of losing a kid, that they wanted to live more than just for survival. They wanted to live so that there was some future that could evolve from their family.

When you watch the film, what stands out to you as the most rewarding moment? Something that was just so true to your script, or maybe, something entirely different to that?

Scott: The first time we saw the movie, it was actually in rough shape, meaning that the special effects were only 40% there, and the sound design wasn’t fully done yet. That was a crazy screening because we watched it, and we were like, “I don’t know if the storytelling is there?” and as the screenwriters, that’s our fault. We were thinking, “Did we really mess up the storytelling!” A few weeks later, and with the post-production on this film being really quick, the sound designers knocked it out of the park. Industrial Light & Magic had hustled to get it done in time. So, when we watched it again, that journey became so much more tangible. That’s ultimately the film that everyone else saw.

Bryan: Yeah, it’s kind of a reminder that sound design, and music, and the effects, are also storytelling devices. When those elements are not finished, the story is not complete. Another big difference was with the ending, as it was slightly different. The ending in the script had a bit more of an emotional resolution. They shot elements of that during production. But John had the idea of chopping it off with that shotgun moment. That was really powerful to see, and just wondering how that would play with the audience was something interesting to think about as well.

There was a rumour before its release that the film was nearly adopted into the Cloverfield world… 

Scott: Well, to directly address what that rumour was referring to, it was when we were writing the script we had a meeting about another project at Paramount Pictures. They, of course, asked what we were working on, so we kind of teased A Quiet Place, saying that it was this totally silent movie about a family on a farm. This was right before 10 Cloverfield Lane came out. They had this glazed look in their eyes, wondering if it sounded too commercial; they didn’t know if it was going to fit in a world where we already have this Cloverfield movie that takes place in a remote location with just a few people, with creatures just outside. Cloverfield was very exciting when it first came out in 2008. It was something brand new, and it was teasing something in the most subtle way. It just got you excited to see it. Those are the movies that Bryan and I flock towards. Of course we love the franchises, and we do adore sequels – we can’t wait for the next Mission: Impossible movie! As filmmakers, writers, directors, and producers, the content that we enjoy putting out in the world is the stuff that would excite us when we are in the audience. For us, being original is of paramount importance.

Bryan: When we grew up, we came of age as filmmakers in 1999 where it was the year of every great original movie ever! You had films such as The Sixth SenseMagnoliaAmerican Beauty, and it feels like right now studios are mostly making comic book movies, sequels and remakes. So, our dream for A Quiet Place was that it would be a splash of something fresh. A return to those years that we are nostalgic for.

Scott: I think that with the world of A Quiet Place, we always hope that it feels like a slice of The Twilight Zone, which to us is the godfather TV show of the entire sci-fi universe. For us, we hope that A Quiet Place and its sequel provoke lots of questions and inspire debate. After you watch the movie, you can sit around with your friends and talk about it for hours. To us, that’s the mark of a fun movie!

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James D’Arcy | THE PHILOSOPHERS

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James D’Arcy (Agent Carter, Broadchurch, Dunkirk) stars as philosophy teacher Mr. Zimit in John Huddles’ 2013 sci-fi psychological thriller After the Dark, re-released this month as The Philosophers. The film sees Mr. Zimit challenge his class of twenty soon-to-be graduates with thought experiments, in which he posits an oncoming atomic apocalypse.

There is a bunker to shelter them for a year, but the bunker can only sustain ten of them and whoever survives must reboot the human race. In a series of imagined scenarios, The Philosophers poses questions about morality, individual worth, responsibility, and what values define humanity.  STARBURST spoke with D’Arcy about the enduring relevance of the film eight years on, philosophy, and his personal ambitions for the future.

James D'Arcy leads the cast of The Philosophers, retitled from After the Dark

It’s been around eight years since The Philosophers first came out, so it must be weird doing press for it when it’s so far behind you.

James D’Arcy: It is a little bit weird, but I’m really happy. I don’t quite know exactly how the rerelease came about, but I can only imagine it’s because the film has had some sort of life and has generated enough interest that they now feel it can be released in a wider way, which is great! I’m very happy in that regard.

Do you have any kind of feeling about the retitle, from After the Dark to The Philosophers?

James D’Arcy: It was always called The Philosophers when we made it. So actually, After the Dark was its own retitle and I never thought it was a very good one.

It’s a film that asks its share of big existential questions, so here’s one for you: since its release, we collectively have gone through many points of dramatic social, cultural, economic, and political transformations. It’s a little out there, but do you think 2021’s landscape has changed the way you interpret the film?  

James D’Arcy: I think a lot of what the film talks about involves some very old philosophical ideas. So I don’t see that they’re likely to change now… obviously we are in a very turbulent period in the world’s history, but I don’t think that things Plato said are suddenly going to be made obsolete because of that.

It is a big question, and it does feel a little bit like I’m trying to squeeze a square peg into a round hole [laughs]. The film is what it is, it’s a sci-fi thriller. And if you glean anything from it that helps interpret current day events, then that’s great. And if you don’t, then that’s also great. It stands on its own in that regard.

And obviously, it wasn’t made with 2021 in mind because one thing John Huddles can’t do is see into the future. Although having said that, I now remember that every time we got on a plane, John would wear a mask. I used to laugh at him for it, but maybe he could see into the future…

The Philosophers, shot in various historical sites in Indonesia

What was it that attracted you to the script when you first read it?

James D’Arcy: It’s not often you read a film that has such intellectual aspirations. It is unashamedly wordy and cerebral in places, and it does open up discussion of some very big ideas. The only other person really who tries to do that – I think – is Christopher Nolan, but Christopher Nolan also has a $250 million budget so he can frame it around some very big action sequences. In this case, it’s a much smaller budget film and it just had an idea that it wanted to explore.

It didn’t hurt that the places we had to go to, to explore it were probably three of the most extraordinary places I’ve ever seen in my entire life. And they did send me a lookbook when they sent the scripts, and I remember looking at the pictures first and thinking, “Oh my God, please let this script be accepted, because I’m so desperate to see those places.” [The Philosophers was filmed in multiple sites across Indonesia.]

Did you have any specific challenges with how you approached the character, seeing as he’s the closest thing to a villain the film has?

James D’Arcy: I’ve only seen the film once and that was quite a long time ago. And if I’m being really honest with you, I haven’t seen all of it. I don’t ever really watch anything that I do, so it’s nothing to do with this film, it’s just that it’s preferable for me not to. But we did shoot this sequence at the beginning that I think would have led you even further down the path of thinking this guy’s a villain. It was right at the beginning of the film, and I noticed that John had cut it. He definitely did not want for the audience to feel that way, certainly at the beginning. And he’s certainly an ambiguous character at best, but I don’t know what the takeaway is, or how you’re meant to feel about Mr. Zimit.

What was the scene?

James D’Arcy: It wasn’t a whole scene, it was just a sequence where he’s about to start the thought experiment, and he goes behind the blackboard and has this moment of difficulty, which I think if it had been kept in the film would have immediately raised some red flags. And I think the fact that John took that out perhaps delayed that moment for a while.

James D'Arcy as Mr. Zimit in The Philosophers

Did you do any kind of deeper research into the philosophical subjects broached, or were you happy just going off the script?

James D’Arcy: Honestly, that is a never-ending cavern of research. And I seem to remember that from when they cast me in the film to shooting, there wasn’t a great deal of time. My approach was to mainly use John, the writer-director, as my source of knowledge. And actually, I thought it was important that the movie stood on its own – and that’s not to dismiss research and all the rest, but I didn’t want to colour anything we talked about in the film with a bunch of information that wasn’t directly relevant. There was enough going on anyway, you don’t need to bring thousands of other things into the subtext. I just wanted it to be clear and simple whenever we could. And as you said, there are some really big ideas in there that are hard to wrap your head around, so I also didn’t want to clutter in any way.

Did reflecting on those ideas change the way you thought about the whole science versus arts debate? [One of the questions the film essentially poses is, in order to reboot the human race, do you save the scientists or the artists?]

James D’Arcy: I’m an artist, so I obviously disagree with Mr. Zimit very early on. I understand his point of view, but I still wouldn’t do what he did. So, it didn’t change my opinion of what I think is valuable and important. I was more on the students’ side.

And looking to the future, do you have any dream roles you’d love to take on?

James D’Arcy: I directed a film the year before last [Made in Italy], and that was a very enjoyable experience. I’d be happy to get an opportunity to do that again. In terms of acting, the thing that I love most about acting is that each role is so different, and I’ve been very lucky in that I’ve gotten to play quite a wide variety of parts. It’s constantly new and exciting, and I wouldn’t want that to change. I’d like to keep playing roles that I find interesting.

The Philosophers is out now on digital platforms including iTunes, Amazon and Sky Store.

THE TELEPHEMERA YEARS: 1990 – PART 4

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Ah, telephemera… those shows whose stay with us was tantalisingly brief, snatched away before their time, and sometimes with good cause. They hit the schedules alongside established shows, hoping for a long run, but it’s not always to be, and for every Knight Rider there’s two Street Hawks. But here at STARBURST we celebrate their existence and mourn their departure, drilling down into the new season’s entertainment with equal opportunities square eyes… these are The Telephemera Years!

1990-91

The turn of a decade is never a neat, arbitrary thing, and the flavour of the previous decade can bleed into the new one for quite some time. So when we’re looking at the TV of the 1990-91 US TV season, we’re really experiencing the bottom of the 1980s barrel, and in some cases it shows! Still, the 1990 schedules were full of clever, engaging shows like Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure, Quantum Leap, and The Simpsons, alongside more traditional fare such as MacGyver, Jake & The Fatman, Hunter, and Midnight Caller.

New shows hitting the schedules that stayed around awhile included Dinosaurs, Beverly Hills 90210, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and Law and Order, while comic books came to the small screen with The Flash and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon that made Eastman and Laird millionaires. Alongside TMNT were a handful of new shows hitting Saturday morning screens…

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (Fox): The 1978 film Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was a genuinely funny parody of Hitchcock’s The Birds, and became a staple of the early VHS era, earning enough of a cult following to result in a sequel, Return of the Killer Tomatoes, in 1988. When that film grossed $5million in the USA, the mainstream took notice, and not only was a third film put into production, but Fox ordered an animated series, produced by Marvel Animation, which debuted in September 1990.

Based more on the second film in the series, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes saw young John Finletter and human-tomato hybrid Tara Boumdeay doing battle with the forces of the mad scientist Dr Putrid T Gangreen (voiced by The Addams Family’s John Astin) as he attempts to turn all the tomatoes in San Zucchini into monsters.

1990 telephemera Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

The cartoon held no reverence for its source material, or for itself, and self-deprecating inside jokes were often the order of the day, with the bulk of the episodes written by animation veterans Richard Mueller and Ted Pedersen. A thirteen-episode first season was well-received, but the show was retooled for its sophomore outing, with Gangreen being overthrown by one of his creations and forced to join with the good guys and a new style of animation, one of the first shows to use full computer animation. After just eight episodes of season two, the show was cancelled.

Gravedale High (NBC): Also known as Rick Moranis in Gravedale High, it’s clear to see where the star power lay with this Hanna-Barbera production. Moranis was big business, off the back of Ghostbusters (and its sequel), Little Shop of Horrors, and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids!Gravedale High had him as human teacher Max Schneider, who unwittingly takes a job at a school for monsters.

1990 telephemera Gravedale High

The students are versions of the classic Universal monsters, updated for the 1990s, led by the cool Vinnie Stoker (vampire), who is joined by Frankentyke, werewolf Reggie Moonshroud, lagoon surfer Gill Waterman, overweight mummy Cleofatra, invisible Sid, and southern belle zombie, Blanche, and it’s implied that they were so unruly that no monster teacher would take the job, hence Moranis’s Maxwell Schneider being tricked into the appointment.

The show debuted on NBC on September 8th 1990, with Max already in post, and past the title sequence we never see any kind of origin story, which allowed the show to be run in any order. The stories ranged from the usual class elections and school talent shows, but all given a macabre twist, and the voice cast is full of industry regulars, including Frank Welker, who voiced six characters.

Despite being well-received, there was no second season, and Moranis moved on to Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. The show has never been released on DVD, although you can find unofficial releases if you search hard enough, but episodes can be watched on YouTube, where you can groove along to the awesome theme tune.

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures (CBS): The simple premise of the 1989 movie – two simple-minded rock dudes have time-travelling adventures – was ripe for the animated TV treatment, and Hanna-Barbera managed to secure the core cast of the film to voice their extended adventures.

Along with George Carlin and Bernie Casey, Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves returned to the roles that made them (semi-)famous for a thirteen-episode first season which saw them cross paths with such historical figures as William Shakespeare, Marco Polo, and Julius Caesar, in a curious mix of comedic entertainment and educational material.

1990 telephemera Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

For its second season, which did not feature the movie stars voicing the characters, Bill & Ted was produced by French-American studio DIC Entertainment, and the show was poached by Fox, who aired the first episode on September 14th 1991. The tone of the series changed, with the time travel used less to meet historical figures and more to drop in on their families and younger selves.

Just eight episodes were produced in season two, before focus was switched to a live-action series which also aired on Fox, but lasted just seven episodes before quietly falling into the timestream in the Summer of 1992. A DVD of the animated series was released in 2013, but only featured eight episodes from season one, as well as the complete season two, but the episodes – as usual – can be found on YouTube if you’re curious.

Swamp Thing (Fox): With a theme tune that badly-adapted The Troggs’ “Wild Thing” – “Swamp Thing, you are amazing!” – and animation from DIC Entertainment, Swamp Thing burst onto Saturday morning TV screens with a 30-minute pilot episode in October 1990. In fact, the pilot had been turned down by CBS it must have been enough of a success for Fox to greenlight four additional episodes, which aired in Spring 1991.

Riding the crest of a wave begun by Alan Moore’s mature reinvention of the character, which was equal parts ontology and body horror, the cartoon reduced the character to an eco-warrior (with sidekicks Tomahawk and Bayou Jack) who fought against the evil exploits of Anton Arcane and his Un-Men.

The green team stepped in to prevent Arcane exploiting indigenous Amazonians for their rubber sap, stealing a downed nuclear-powered satellite, and from desecrating Native American burial grounds, while also having to save Swampy from being experimented on by a shady government agency. Kids at home could play along with a range of action figures released by Kenner, who reportedly invested $6million into the line and produced no less than six variants of the main character.

1990 telephemera Swamp Thing

A tie-in video game for the NES and Game Boy was also produced but five episodes was all that was ever produced, with a live-action show on the USA Network showing simultaneously, and which lasted for three seasons with a much darker tone.

Little Rosey (ABC): If there’s one thing the children of 1990 were crying out for, it’s an animated show featuring a young Roseanne Barr, and luckily ABC were on hand to give it to them! Produced by Canadian studio Nelvana, best known for Care Bears, the show featured an eight-year-old Roseanne – voiced by Second City alumnus Kathleen Laskey – and her adventures with her best friend Buddy and sister Tess.

Rather than reflect Roseanne’s themes of working-class struggle, the show saw the kids use the power of imagination to overcome everyday problems such as spelling bees and a dearth of pumpkins, with each episode introduced by Barr, delivering a life lesson in the process (although sadly nothing on how to handle an outspoken TV star with a penchant for anti-Semitic tropes).

1990 telephemera Little Rosey

Eighteen episodes were produced, although only sixteen were shown before the show was cancelled, having failed to attract any kind of audience. Two years later, a prime-time special called The Rosey & Buddy Show aired on ABC, featuring Rosey and her pal (this time voiced by Barr and then-husband Tom Arnold) invading Cartoonland to find the executives who cancelled their show. Some episodes were released on VHS in 1991 but the show has never received the DVD treatment, and is unlikely to pop up on your favourite streaming service any time soon. There are some episodes on YouTube but really, unless you hate yourself, it’s not worth your time…

Next: we jump into the Time Tunnel and set the controls for 1975, where invisible men and real ghostbusters are waiting…

Check out our other Telephemera articles:

The Telephemera Years: 1966 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1968 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1969 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1971 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1973 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1975 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1977 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1980 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1982 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1984 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1986 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1987 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1990 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1992 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1995 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1997 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2000 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2003 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2005 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2008 (part 1, 23, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Irwin Allen

Titans of Telephemera: Stephen J Cannell (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Hanna-Barbera (part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Titans of Telephemera: Kenneth Johnson

Titans of Telephemera: Glen A Larson (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Quinn Martin (part 1, 2)

Five Films to Check Out on Horror Channel This Week – 240521

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We’re reaching the end of May and looking forward to summer, but there are still plenty of great films and TV shows on Horror Channel each week. Here are some of our picks for the next seven days:

Tuesday May 25th, 11pm – Tales That Witness Madness (1973)

Not an Amicus film as many people think, but this anthology certainly feels like it and boasts similar stars. Directed by the legendary Freddie Francis, with Donald Pleasence, Jack Hawkins, Joan Collins, Michael Jayston, and a rare horror outing for Kim Novak. It may not be as memorable as Tales from the Crypt and the like, but is still creepy fun.

Wednesday May 26th, 10.50pm – The Burning (1981)

Infamous slasher from the video nasty age, The Burning is actually a great example of the subgenre. Taking its cue from Friday the 13th, this camp-based shocker has a badly burned caretaker return to Camp Stonewater to kill both the teens and councillors. Future stars Jason Alexander, Fisher Stevens, and Holly Hunter are among those up for slaughter. Rick Wakeman’s synth score is unforgettable too.

Friday May 28th, 8pm – Extant Season 2

The second season of the sci-fi drama begins and a new cast member arrives played by Negan himself, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. You can read our chat with the show’s creator, Mickey Fisher, here.

Saturday May 29th, 9pm – Highlander (1986)

Rip-roaring, time-spanning adventure with the immortal Connor MacLeod from the Clan MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) as he fights The Kurgan (a brilliant Clancy Brown) to the tune of a soundtrack by Queen. A Scottish-accented Spaniard played by Sean Connery adds to the fun.

Sunday May 30th, 7pm – Doomwatch (1972)

A spin-off from the BBC series of the same name, this big screen version boasts Ian Bannen and Judy Geeson as additions to the cast. Way ahead of its time, the show (and film) follow an ecological watchdog group investigating an island experiencing problems following a recent oil spill.

Tune into Horror Channel on Sky 317, Virgin 149, Freeview 68, Freesat 138.

Jon Boorstin | THE PARALLAX VIEW

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In early May, Cinema Paradiso Recordings presented the first-ever vinyl pressing of Michael Small’s score for the 1974 political thriller The Parallax View. Notably, the new reissue features the complete audio introduction to the ‘Parallax Test’, one of the film’s most striking set pieces, To secure that audio, the company needed to secure permission from whomever voiced it, but the mysterious voice was unknown until Cinema Paradiso reached out to writer and producer Jon Boorstin who at the time, worked as director Alan Pakula’s assistant.

It was Boorstin who revealed that the dialogue was spoken by director Pakula himself, a fact little-known for nearly 50 years. Thus, we reached out to speak with Boorstin about his work on the film and this new vinyl release of the score.

STARBURST: Working as the assistant on the film – what did that entail for you, in terms of your involvement in the creation of this film?

Jon Boorstin: I was getting paid a $50 a week as AFI intern and I was watching Gordon Willis shooting, who just shot The Godfather and they wanted him to now shoot The Godfather of political thrillers. As the intern, you sit around and you learn. You’re supposed to watch, but you have no responsibilities, which is a difficult thing to be on a movie set because everyone’s standing around and they have a lot of responsibility and they’re very proud of what they do, so you’re just watching them watch what’s going on and that creates a certain amount of, say, aloofness on their part.

I had trouble breaking in, getting people’s attention, until Gordon Willis decided that I was a good, careful watcher and he befriended me a little bit and then I became part of the camera crew and helped. I could watch with them. We were up in Seattle and the first the thing we did together was we went to see Deep Throat. That was just in the theaters. This is before video, of course. So it was interesting to watch Gordon watch Deep Throat because you see, he was learning something from what he was going to use, if not in our movie and the next movie.

I was completely innocent about that, but I loved documentary films, so I had an experience with filmmaking on a much simpler level. It was a fascinating experience and it opened my eyes to what Hollywood could do, but it was also actually famously chaotic. Gordon ended up saying that it was the most chaotic movie he’d ever worked on because it was shot during the writer’s strike.

That must have been hard…

They were rewriting the movie and they had half a script! That will generally create chaos. The script supervisor, for instance, will give the scenes ‘X’ numbers, which meant she didn’t know where they would go on in the movie, which can confuse everybody, including the editor.

In spite of all that, the movie came together pretty well, and it has a life. Pakula had this gift, he actually thrived on chaos and pulled it together and found it, partly because the movie itself was about disorientation and being lost and the paranoia. We were living through it in our own way. They would sit around – sometimes for hours – during the morning while the thing was being rewritten and then they would shoot it. They couldn’t stop shooting because Warren Beatty was on pay or play, which meant they had to pay him no matter what. He wouldn’t let them delay and rewrite the script. He said, “Well, we’re shooting now,” so they had to shoot it while he was available and were around him, which they did anyway.

The whole chaos behind it does seem like it fuels the mad energy. It is a film that really never stops.

Yes, one thing that Gordon Willis realised that was the only way that movie would work because it wasn’t structured well enough or strong enough to stand up if you stopped and waited and thought about things too long. There’s something that Hitchcock called refrigerator logic, which is: you get up in the middle of the night and you go to the refrigerator for a glass of milk, and you say, “You know, why didn’t she just call the cops?” Hitchcock’s answer was, “Well, if she called the cops, it wouldn’t have been a movie,” so it was a little bit of that going on in this movie too. Nonetheless, it has the momentum and what Alan had the great ability to do was create a kind of zeitgeist. He captured a feeling that was in the air. That was very important and, and oddly enough really, really resonates today. Remember, this is early ’70s. This is a very paranoid time. John F. Kennedy had been killed. his brother had been killed. Martin Luther King had been killed. Freddie Hampton had been killed. Malcolm X had been killed, and there was never really a good explanation of why these people did it. You never felt you really understood the real story.

There’s a scene where Warren Beatty opens a drawer in the dead Sheriff’s house and he sees in it, the application for the Parallax Corporation and that’s going to start the whole plot going, because he tries to join that as a killer. While we were shooting that scene of him, seeing that set, we were watching Richard Nixon with this big stack of blue folders, which are the transcripts of his tapes, saying “I am not a crook” on TV. That was the environment we were working in with Alan. What Alan managed to do was find a way of taking the feelings we had there and making them about something that was fantastical enough and fictional enough that we could give ourselves up to those emotions without being crushed by them.

That was one of the things we were going to ask but you just addressed it very well: the idea of filming a movie about political assassinations coming after a decade where there were so many. We hadn’t even thought about the idea that you’re shooting it in another politically-fraught environment and what that might bring to it.

What we were describing was really wacky, when you think about it, but also very real and Alan was very conscious of that. He didn’t want to make it political in the sense of being left wing or right wing. If you notice, one of the people who’s assassinated in the beginning could have been a John Lindsay, a liberal mayor type guy who’s up on the Seattle tower, but then the guy was shot at the end is a sort of Southern cracker, Texas redneck guy. The implication here is the Parallax Corporation doesn’t have politics. It’ll just kill whoever they want to kill. They’re there to do their job and they do it well, so there’s this brooding thing outside this organising and running our lives in spite of ourselves which is it what it felt like at the time.

They just put out the vinyl of the score and Michael Small had a great option for music, because what you’re trying to do is convey a kind of a certain kind of thing, you know? It’s a complicated emotion because – don’t forget, this was at the end of Vietnam. We were living through the disaster of Vietnam and we were going from being weak before Vietnam. We were telling ourselves that Americans were the heroes from World War II and such, but with Vietnam, we were facing a higher reality and it was a great nostalgia for those good those days when we used to be the good guys and a dread of what we saw was coming. We wanted reassurance we could never get in the real world, so we watched this paranoid fantasy that we knew wasn’t true and felt the emotions that we didn’t allow ourselves to feel in real life to wash over us in the movie and Michael Small evoked those remarkably.

Michael Small’s filmography is so reflective of those sorts of things. He does these movies that have ambiguous endings, like The Parallax View and The Stepford Wives or have this certain sort of moral paranoia to them, like Marathon Man or The China Syndrome. Even Walter Hill’s The Driver is very much that sort of same thing with The Parallax View where it’s about, one man on his own, beset on all sides.

And that sense of unresolved panic that you could evoke. I personally think that he did a beautiful job on all of those, but I think that his masterpiece was the three minute so-called ‘test sequence’ in this movie. The Parallax View has something that a composer almost never gets. There’s a movie within a movie in The Parallax View where Warren Beatty’s trying to convince them he’s an assassin and they give him this test. The test they give him – as we did it, was, he sits down and he puts his hands down and they read his galvanic responses while he’s been watching a series of images, which is scored and has no dialogue. This is Michael Small’s chance to write a three and a half minute paranoid paean to the glories of America and the need to kill people to preserve it. This is what he ended up doing and it’s an amazing piece because it captures both the nostalgia for what a wonderful place America is and all this terrific potential, but also the mind of the assassin, he feels frustrated and angry and deprived and this has been taken away from him and he has to get it back and he has to get the people who kept him from having it. Michael caught that all beautifully. And, of course, the point of the movie is that Warren Beatty really has a mentality of an assassin. I mean, he passes the test. That investigative reporters, which is what Warren Beatty’s playing, have a kind of a similar mentality of ‘take no prisoners’ and ‘get to the bottom of it’ and unreasonableness and assertiveness that these killers have. The movie is really about that odd kinship and it doesn’t demonise the killer. It makes him a kind of a victim.

Michael Small essentially gets to do his own take on that very famous scene from A Clockwork Orange where Malcolm McDowell’s Alex gets his eyes stuck open with all the scenes of violence set to Beethoven, but he gets to do his own music for that.

The thing is, if you look at those two together, there’s a big difference, but at the same time, it was the same sort of gestalt. If you look at Kubrick’s, you’re watching it through Malcolm McDowell’s eyes. In other words, you watch some of the movie and then you cut back. It’s McDowell’s reaction with his eyelids propped open and what’s important isn’t the movie itself. It’s what it’s doing to him, but what Alan decided to do wasn’t that at all. He decided, “I’m going to make the audience Malcolm McDowell.” You are going to sit there and you were going to take this test and you are going to see that you maybe are going to think, “I’m an assassin too,” because you’re going to have the actual emotion of sitting through this whole test, and the driver for that was Michael Small’s score. It creates those emotions in you, just the music does, but of course, the pictures ratchet that up.

It certainly does.

That’s the difference and that’s why this was the key moment in the movie. This is what saved the movie from being a confusing half ass thriller because there’s this bedrock experience there that holds it together. Interestingly enough, when the script was being written, this wasn’t in the script. What was in the script was a scene in which Warren Beatty goes to a bar. He doesn’t know he’s being tested and there’s a bartender there and there’s a little cute little kitten on the end of the bar and everyone’s playing with it. The bartender takes his bottle and he smashes the kitten’s back and throws the kitten away. And then you look: “How’s Warren Beatty going to react to this violence?” Well, nobody liked that. Let’s not kill a kitten and use that as a test. But they didn’t know what to do, so we had this big hole in the movie. So Alan shot this thing with Warren Beatty where he sits in the chair, and he looks at this amazing screen, and that was it. We shot him looking, but not having any reactions, just a blank stare, looking at the screen. In post-production, we made this little three and a half minute movie that we stuck in there. We didn’t cut back and forth to one. There’s no Warren Beatty at all in the whole movie. You would see him sit down, you see the movie, and then he gets up. That’s a very daring thing to do. This is where Alan had the real nerve. He often made movies where he didn’t know how they were going to end and he put himself in that corner and then pulled something out like that.

2021 has been a very good year for The Parallax View. It received a Criterion release in February and now it’s got this soundtrack release a couple of months later. What’s it been like for you, seeing the renewed interest in this film, 47 years on?

I have a strange relationship to it, as you can imagine, because it’s what got me into the movie business. You know that moment when he discovers the Parallax application, and Warren Beatty pulls open the drawer? That’s actually not him pulling open the drawer. That’s me pulling it open. The drawer is another secret. He wasn’t there. We needed a hand model to shoot the closeup. The rest of me doesn’t look like Warren Beatty, but my hands looked like Warren Beatty, so that worked and that’s me. So I have this personal feeling. I still get $10 a year for that from the Actor’s Guild.  The thing is, this is a time that’s eerily similar. We’re at another moment where we don’t know what’s happening. Things seem to be spinning out of control. The whole democratic process seems to be at risk and we don’t know what’s happening or what’s going to happen next. So people seem to be looking at this movie and finding the same kind of reassurance now that we found in it.

The Parallax View soundtrack is out now on limited edition vinyl from Cinema Paradiso Recordings.

[ENDED] Win ONE ARMED BOXER from Eureka Classics on Blu-ray

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Jimmy Wang Yu (One-Armed Swordsman, Master of the Flying Guillotine) stars as Yu Tien Lung, a top martial artist who after incurring the wrath of a local gang leader, is attacked by a team of deadly mercenaries and has his right arm violently severed. Yu Tien soon trains his remaining arm to be stronger than ever, and goes on a rip-roaring rampage of revenge!

Featuring a multitude of unique and inventive fight scenes against opponents from around the world including Japanese and Okinawan karate experts, Tibetan monks, Thai kick-boxers, and Indian Yoga experts, One Armed Boxer is one of the most influential and exciting martial arts films of the ‘70s. Eureka Classics is proud to present the worldwide debut of a brand-new restoration from the original film elements on Blu-ray.

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The Devil Went Down to Connecticut

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With The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It set to terrify audiences, STARBURST takes a haunting look at the true story of the trial of Arne Cheyenne Johnson and the involvement of Ed and Lorraine Warren that inspired the next instalment of the top-rated horror franchise.

Court cases involving potential manslaughter and murders have been a thing for hundreds and hundreds of years. Motives cited include alcohol-fuelled, revenge, jealousy, and countless others. Until one fateful case in 1981, demonic possession had never been used as the reason behind a soul committing such a crime. That is what makes this particular trial surrounding the manslaughter of Alan Bono by Arne Cheyenne Johnson such a famous case, not just because of possession, but because the world-renowned Warren’s were involved too.

In 1980, Debbie Glatzel and her boyfriend, Arne Johnson, relocated into a property acquired and renovated by her mother Judy and her 11-year-old brother David. Soon after moving into the house, David began to claim that an older man regularly appeared, pushing him and would utter a phrase claiming that he would cause harm to him and his family if they didn’t leave the land.

Within the next few days, David had night terrors and began growling like an animal, laughing uncontrollably, and exhibited other strange behaviours that appeared otherworldly. His mother, Judy, went on record saying that David would regularly wake up screaming about a man with deep black eyes, jagged teeth, and hoofs like that of a deer, telling him to “beware”.

After his night terrors transferred to the day where David would begin to see an older man in a plaid shirt and blue jeans, mysterious scratches and bruises started to appear over the young boy’s body from an unknown source. With these events putting a strain on the family, Judy called in the assistance of the Catholic Church to bless the home. Twelve days after David began to exhibit this strange behaviour, she also invited Ed and Lorraine Warren, the self-proclaimed paranormal investigators, into the house to assist with the exorcism of the 11-year-old.

The Real Ed and Lorraine Warren

The late Lorraine Warren was quoted in her interview with People Magazine and said that “While Ed interviewed the boy, I saw a black, misty form next to him, which told me we were dealing with something of a negative nature. Soon the child was complaining that invisible hands were choking him, and there were red marks on him. He said that he had the feeling of being hit. David would be doodling, and he’d be concentrating, then he’d look up, and it was no longer a little 11-year-old boy.

During the exorcism of David, the boy began to growl and hiss aggressively, articulate in tongues and chant passages from the Bible and the 1667 poem, Paradise Lost by John Milton. Throughout these events, the Warrens would witness David levitating. At one point, he ceased breathing before demonstrating precognition relating to the murder that his sister’s boyfriend would commit just a few short months later.

After the exorcisms concluded, Ed Warren announced that after asking David for the demon’s name inside him, the young boy declared that forty-three demons were residing within. The Warrens took this information to the Brookfield Police in October 1980, warning them that this situation had quickly become incredibly dangerous. During this time, at least one family member would remain awake at night to comfort and protect David whilst he would endure spasms and convulsions. One night, Arne Johnson mocked the demon and demanded that it possess him instead and, according to Ed Warren, was quoted as saying, “Take me on, leave my little buddy alone”.

The following events, which eyewitnesses did not document, deem that after a few days of Johnson declaring that the demon took control of him, he was attacked. The demon would commandeer his car, forcing him to collide with a tree, leaving Johnson unharmed. This account came directly from Arne himself. He stated that this was his last encounter with the entity in a lucid state before making eye contact with it at the well and becoming possessed fully – all of this going against the Warrens’ warning of not returning to the cursed house.

The real  Arne Johnson (centre, in cuffs)

Debbie’s younger brother’s condition continued to worsen, so she, along with Arne, decided to move out of her mother’s house and find a new home. She met landlord Alan Bono, who also gave her a kennel job as a dog groomer. Soon after, Arne began to exhibit the same behaviour as David and Debbie feared the worse: Arne was also possessed. Johnson would fall into a trance, begin to growl, and then have no memory of it afterwards.

Fast forward to the fateful day of February 16th, 1981. That morning, Johnson called in sick to his job at the Wright Tree Service and then, later that day, met with Debbie, her sister Wanda and her nine-year-old cousin Mary at the Kennels. The four of them, along with Bono, ventured to a local bar where the landlord bought everyone lunch and began to drink heavily. After returning to the kennels whilst intoxicated, Bono grabbed hold of Mary and would not let her go. Johnson demanded that Bono release the young girl and then, as detailed in official police reports, began to growl and wielded a five-inch pocket knife and proceeded to stab Bono repeatedly.

Alan Bono died several hours later.

Johnson was found by police approximately two miles away from the crime scene. He was then held at the Bridgeport Correctional Center on bail of over $125,000. It was the first murder to have been committed in the history of Brookfield.

The media soon caught wind of this event, partly because Lorraine Warren had contacted the Brookfield police the day after the murder, insisting that Arne was possessed and that their agents had announced that various forms of media were in the works about the case, including a movie. Martin Minella served as Johnson’s lawyer during the case, dubbed the ‘Demon Murder Trial’ and received calls from all over the world to assist with the trial; Minella had planned to fly in specialists from Europe to help prove his defence. However, none of this mattered. Although Minella used possession as a reason for the crime, the presiding judge Robert Callahan rejected this notion due to lack of evidence and unscientific to allow this testimony.

Arne Cheyenne Johnson was convicted on November 24th, 1981, of first-degree manslaughter and was sentenced to 10-20 years in jail. However, he only served five as he was let out early on good behaviour.

Since the tragic and spooky events of 1981 in Brookfield, Connecticut, various books and television shows have been dedicated to the case. David Glatzel and his relatives have tried to distance themselves from everything that happened and even sued the authors of various books for violating their privacy. The murder of Alan Bono has now been given the Hollywood treatment with The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It. Needless to say, this whole story is fascinating and, whether you believe in spirits or the devil or you think it’s all a lie, the next instalment of The Conjuring franchise is shaping up to be terrifying.

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It hits UK cinemas on May 28th.