Find Out the Best STAR WARS Planets to Live On

It’s something we think we’ve all thought at some point: which of the billions of diverse planets in the galaxy far, far away, would be the best make our home?

From the scorched desert of Tatooine to the bustling capital of Coruscant, the Star Wars universe is home to a fantastic array of cultures and homes that would be interesting to settle down in.

According to an interview carried out by Betway casino with Star Wars expert Matt Hudson, the co-host of the Star Wars Sessions podcast, here’s a definitive list of the best places to live and a handy infographic to summerise….

BESPIN

Matt Hudson: Bespin is a massive ball of gas, basically with Cloud City at the top, which is the hospitable area. It’s all very white; very sterile and clinical. The administrator, Lando Calrissian, rules well and it seems like there’s a decent quality of life, even if it doesn’t look particularly lively. There’s not an awful lot there, so if you want to go to the pub or a bar or club – I didn’t see any. Everybody keeps to themselves and looks like they just live to work. I’d call it more of a retirement home than the most exciting place to live.

Rating: 7/10

CORUSCANT

MH: There’s a vibe of a city that doesn’t sleep as we know there are plenty of bars and clubs there. There’s an urban culture too, almost the equivalent of Brick Lane in the East End when you go down a few levels. On the other side of it, though, it’s a massive city, which isn’t for everybody. There doesn’t seem to be any way to chill as everything appears to  be on the go the whole time. There’s also a clear class system; with over 1000 levels, the further down you go, it’s like descending into Hell. So if you’re rich, you’re in luck, otherwise it’s not the best place to reside.”

Rating: 6/10

ENDOR

MH: One for the nature lovers. You can get plenty of exercise running through the forest and climbing. Plus there’s the notoriety of being the planet that the second Death Star blew up over. There’s nothing there apart from trees and Ewoks, so I think it’s a safe place to live – no one’s going to try to take over the planet. The downside is those Ewoks, as they will murder you in cold blood. They’re vicious little things.

Rating: 8/10

HOTH

MH: Hoth would be a beautiful place to go skiing! If you have scientific interest, Hoth’s caves are brimming with possibilities, with different species, bugs, and bacteria. If you don’t, it’s cold – it’s an ice planet, and the wampas, like the one that attacked Luke Skywalker, are the apex predator, so you’re already second on the food chain. I see no reason why you’d ever want to live on Hoth.

Rating: 1/10

NABOO

MH: A planet of culture, Naboo boasts beautiful scenery. They’ve got the countryside, the meadows, the lakes, the waterfalls, the animals. The planet’s monarchy seem to love their citizens. Everything just seems chill in Naboo. I think the Gungans would be alright, they add a bit of flavour and give that cosmopolitan, diverse feel. However, the price of a pint would be quite overpriced. You’re not getting away with anything under a fiver in Naboo. A bit like London. The fact it’s the home planet of Emperor Palpatine himself might put people off, but I think the look and vibe of the place completely overshadows that, so I give it full marks.

Rating: 10/10

TATOOINE

MH: I think this is the Star Wars planet. If you’re on Tatooine, it’s a hard life, but immensely satisfying. Just like in a human farmer’s life, you reap what you sow, so if you really work hard you can make a decent life there. If you’re into your nightlife, the cantinas get a bit rowdy. The locals might kill you just for looking at them the wrong way. There’s also the two suns, which could be a blessing and a curse. Just look how it aged Obi-Wan Kenobi. So I think you’d have to have tough skin – literally and figuratively – to both withstand the weather and also the locals.

Rating: 5/10

ALDERAAN

MH: Alderaan was seen as the most beautiful, desirable planet in the galaxy. Like Naboo, it was known for rolling hills, mountains, waterfalls and the people were the most hospitable, generous, kind folk that you’d want to meet. It’s like New Zealand with sci-fi buildings, which to me is perfection. However, it did get blown up. So pre-explosion, it’s full marks, but as we saw, once the Empire gets wind that it’s the unofficial home of the Rebel Alliance, you’ve got no hope, so it’s off the cards now.

Rating: 10/10 (pre-explosion), 0/10 (post-explosion)

MUSTAFAR

MH: Mustafar was a lava planet, a molten hellscape. While it didn’t look quite as bad when we saw it in Rogue One, it still isn’t great. While it’s nice and hot and you’d have the place to yourself, you have to remember that Darth Vader’s castle is there, and if he’s in for the weekend, you’re pretty much dead. You’ve got more chance of surviving for longer on Hoth than Mustafar, when it comes to the heat, I think.

Rating: 0/10

DAGOBAH

MH: To me, Dagobah would be like going to the Amazon – you know the risks when you go there but would you live in the Amazon? No, but I’d certainly visit. It’s a remote planet and there’s not an awful lot of places to live, but if Yoda could make a hut, I’m sure I could as well. There’s a decent amount of species that you could cook up if you get hungry. Yoda survived there for long enough and he’s not exactly the biggest fella. On the downside, it’s strong with the dark side of the Force, so you may be tempted, or just get eaten by a big water dragon. I’m not too keen on the snakes everywhere either.

Rating: 6/10

KASHYYYK

MH: There are plenty of beaches to relax on if you want a bit of peace and quiet by the sea, and it looks lovely. If you have good relations with the resident Wookiees, you’re going to have decent lodgings as they’re strong craftsmen and carpenters. However, if you get on their bad side, you’ve got an entire planet of hairy, 8ft tall, creatures that will tear you to pieces. Other than that, I think Kashyyyk could be pretty cool to live on, just try to ignore the massive spiders and huge slugs. I think the pros outweigh the cons, though.

Rating: 7/10

THE VERDICT: NABOO

5 Ways to Use Your Smartphones

Smartphones in the modern world certainly live up to their name. Gone are the days that phones do simply that, call people! Today phones have several functions, and most people own one. Phone boxes are disappearing, and the smartphone has become an indispensable part of life. So, what can you do with this small mobile device?

Diary

One of the reasons people panic if they think they’ve misplaced their phones is the organizational role it plays in everyday life. Smart functions are integrated into most models, and you can find a diary & notebook to plan the week. Smartphones connect to your homes’ internet and use mobile data and a 4/5G connection when out, so you are always connected. Many people use downloadable apps for their emails so they can access important communications on the go.

Games

The online gaming industry has grown immensely in recent years, and most games are available in mobile format.  There are thousands of online games for every taste, and it’s not uncommon to see fingers working at the rate of knots amongst commuters. So, if you enjoy the buzz of gambling some pennies, you could try your luck at mobile casino Canada for a thrilling flutter and a touch of healthy competition. You can set up a free account and see what they have to offer.

Online banking

Perhaps one of the most convenient additions to smartphone functions is the ability to perform banking tasks. In the past, most banking required a trip to the local provider, which can pose a challenge to the full-time worker. Now you can set up an app, go through appropriate security, and you’re all set. You can transfer money, set up direct debits, receive money and even pay for purchases in a shop with the phone. A great time-saving option for a busy person. Another advantage to the switch to digital service is that banks don’t need to invest money in keeping branches open, which means more money in the pot for higher interest rates making it a mutually beneficial option for customers and bank owners.

Entertainment

Back in the non-digital day, you could only watch TV via a set in the corner of your living room, and even then, there was limited choice. Now you can watch thousands of channels from any mobile device you choose. In addition, you can download popular movie platforms such as Netflix and watch on-demand programs whenever and wherever you like. You can also invest in a gadget that plugs into a monitor, and you can cast movies from your phone app to the screen! Amazing huh!

Fitness

If you are a fitness enthusiast, many smartphones have inbuilt features allowing you to track your movements. They can count steps, give heart rate information, and sleep analysis. In addition, you can track distances that you run/walk and sync with a variety of apps to help reach your fitness goals. As if these innovative phone features weren’t enough, you can also buy smartwatches that you connect to your phone with more convenience and tons of extra features.

Modern technology is remarkable, and it’s staggering to consider how much has changed in the last 30 years. So, it’s important to embrace the change and utilize new and convenient ways of doing things.

THE TELEPHEMERA YEARS: 1990 – PART 3

Ah, telephemera… those shows whose stay with us was tantalisingly brief, snatched away before their time, and sometimes with good cause. They hit the schedules alongside established shows, hoping for a long run, but it’s not always to be, and for every Knight Rider there’s two Street Hawks. But here at STARBURST we celebrate their existence and mourn their departure, drilling down into the new season’s entertainment with equal opportunities square eyes… these are The Telephemera Years!

1990-91

The turn of a decade is never a neat, arbitrary thing, and the flavour of the previous decade can bleed into the new one for quite some time. So when we’re looking at the TV of the 1990-91 US TV season, we’re really experiencing the bottom of the 1980s barrel, and in some cases it shows! Still, the 1990 schedules were full of clever, engaging shows like Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure, Quantum Leap, and The Simpsons, alongside more traditional fare such as MacGyver, Jake & The Fatman, Hunter, and Midnight Caller.

New shows hitting the schedules that stayed around a while included Dinosaurs, Beverly Hills 90210, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and Law and Order, while comic books came to the small screen with The Flash and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon that made Eastman and Laird millionaires. Not every show lined up for the season made it to air, however, with many a promising series falling before the final hurdle. These are the unsold pilots of 1990…

Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (NBC): For those who grew up outside North America, it’s impossible to overstate the cultural ubiquity of Archie Andrews and his gang, stars of various comic book publications from Archie Comics since 1941. The adventures of Archie, Jughead, Betty, and Veronica have thrilled kids in America for generations, and even had a number one hit single with “Sugar Sugar” in 1969.

Archie did receive the Saturday morning cartoon treatment in 1968 but there’s always been a sense that those who grew up on Archie but then grew out of his four-colour adventures might be a fertile audience for a more adult take on the property. This was eventually realised with Riverdale in 2015 but there was an earlier attempt to age the product which just didn’t take, despite an interesting premise and a solid cast.

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DiC Entertainment, a French-American company best known for animated shows like Inspector Gadget, handled the production, and set the show in the modern-day, where an adult Archie Andrews is now a successful lawyer, engaged to his fiancée Pam. Ahead of his wedding he returns to Riverdale for a high school reunion, meeting the old gang at Pop Tate’s diner. With much of the charm of the comics built around the dilemma of whether to date Betty or Veronica, Archie soon discovers his old feelings, and the girls – with a crummy boyfriend and four-times divorced, respectively – resume the chase of the redheaded romeo.

Intended for a full series on NBC for the Fall 1990 season, the network passed, and the pilot was instead shown as part of Sunday Night at the Movies on May 6th 1990, finishing a disappointing fifty-first in the ratings for that week. A comic book adaptation was produced by Archie Comics, and it was later released on VHS, but has never seen the inside of a DVD case. It can be viewed on YouTube if you are curious to see an early performance from Lauren Holly, or B-movie director Billy Corben as Jughead’s son.

Oh, No! Not THEM! (Fox): There are some TV ideas that are so bad that you wonder how anyone involved with them wasn’t immediately blacklisted from Hollywood, but David Mirkin – the writer and director behind Oh NO! Not THEM! – not only got Fox to air two seasons of the show he was working on at the same time, Get A Life!, but also went on to executive produce and showrun for The Simpsons and direct Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion.

In very simple terms, Oh No! Not THEM! was a remake of The Young Ones, and even brought Nigel Planer across to the US to reprise his role as Neil. Because there’s a massive disconnect when it comes to transplanting most shows across the Atlantic, they decided to put more focus on the show’s most boring character, Mike, and amalgamate Rick and Vyv in to the singular Adrian, played by Jackie Earle Haley.

Louis Mustillo was well-cast as Alexei Sayle’s replacement landlord, and the English punk band GBH (then a good decade past their prime) were brought in as musical guests, but the pilot missed the target by such a wide mark that it has never seen the light of day, not even a single frame, with only the surreal, animated title sequence ever making it to YouTube.

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When discussing US remakes of successful British shows, Red Dwarf’s Robert Llewelyn said that Planer had told him that the making of the show was the most miserable time of his life, that they had turned The Young Ones into “a sort of grubby Benny Hill Show,” and that he was hugely relieved when Fox passed on the pilot and released him from his contract.

Plymouth (ABC): With $8million provided by ABC, Disney, and Italian broadcaster Rai Uno for the pilot alone, and with Lockheed on board as technical consultants, hopes were high that Plymouth – from MacGyver creator Lee David Zlotoff – would be the first big sci-fi hit of the 1990s.

When the town of Plymouth, Oregon, is irreparably contaminated by radiation, the corporation responsible offers the evacuated residents a chance to become the first permanent residents on the Moon, where they have established a mining operation extracting helium. Five years later, the final tranche of Plymouth residents lands on the new colony, where they discover that one of their number is pregnant. This raises questions as to how the first baby born on the Moon will be raised, and whether they will ever be able to return to Earth…

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It’s hardly Star Wars but there’s a charm to this tale of small-town life transplanted to outer space, and Dale Midkiff (who would later star in Time Trax) and St Elsewhere veteran Cindy Pickett are good value as the lead couple in a strong ensemble cast, but it was just too much of a slow burn for ABC, who passed on the pilot, killing the project and leaving it sitting unwanted in the vault for a year.

In May 1991, the feature-length pilot was given an airing as part of ABC’s Sunday Night Movie slot and there were plans to air it theatrically in Europe, but nothing came of them and it has never been released on home video, although you can find it on YouTube. Zlotoff returned to MacGyver, which has periodically remerged to keep him in work since its 1986 debut.

Poochinski (NBC): It’s a shame that there wasn’t a 1970s retro craze happening in 1990 because Poochinski, starring Peter Boyle as a murdered police detective who is resurrected as a flatulent bulldog, has that decade written all over it. Created by David Kirschner and Lon Diamond (who would have more success with the Ferris Bueller-aping Parker Lewis Can’t Lose), Boyle’s Stanley Poochinski adopts a stray dog and earns the ire of his partner by bringing it along on cases.

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Although the aptly-named Poochinski is a terrible policeman (and George Newbern’s Detective McKay should feel a sense of relief at being freed from his burden), when he is killed in the line of duty McKay agrees to pair up with the talking dog he finds at Poochinski’s grave to solve the murder.

Boyle’s considerable comedic talents are wasted as the bulldog, appearing through a mix of static models (which nevertheless cost a fortune) and barely-cooperative animal actors, and despite some good stuff from comedian Brian Haley and the charismatic Amy Yasbeck, it’s not hard to see why NBC passed on a full series of this, the Holmes and Yoyo of its day.

The channel did air it in the Summer of 1990 in its regular Monday night sitcom slot, but the Fall line-up included Blossom and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air rather than a farting dog, and at this distance it’s hard to disagree with NBC head Brandon Tartikoff on that decision.

Next: What new shows did the kids of 1990 thrill to on Saturday mornings?!? Why, swamp creatures, time-traveling idiots, and killer tomatoes, of course!

Check out our other Telephemera articles:

The Telephemera Years: 1966 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1968 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1969 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1971 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1973 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1975 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1977 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1980 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1982 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1984 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1986 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1987 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1990 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1992 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1995 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1997 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2000 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2003 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2005 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2008 (part 1, 23, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Irwin Allen

Titans of Telephemera: Stephen J Cannell (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Hanna-Barbera (part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Titans of Telephemera: Kenneth Johnson

Titans of Telephemera: Glen A Larson (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Quinn Martin (part 1, 2)

Simon Barrett | SEANCE

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Writer Simon Barrett has been the scribe behind such genre faves as home-invasion thriller You’re Next, action-slasher The Guest, and the reboot/sequel Blair Witch, frequently collaborating with director Adam Wingard. However, Barrett’s latest script is also one he’s directed. Seance marks the writer’s feature-length directorial debut, and sees Camille Meadows (Suki Waterhouse), the new girl at the prestigious Edelvine Academy for Girls, dealing with some terrible things when, soon after her arrival, six girls invite her to join them in a late-night ritual, calling forth the spirit of a dead former student who reportedly haunts their halls. But before morning, one of the girls is dead, leaving the others wondering what they may have awakened.

It’s a blast and a half, and Seance balances haunted house scares with moments of tenderness and introspection. We spoke with writer-director Barrett about his new film and the process of putting it all together…

STARBURST: One of the things we love about what you’ve done with this movie, in terms of promotion, is the Twitter thread where you go through all of the various influences behind it. Smack dab there in the middle is The House On Sorority Row. That made us really excited to watch Seance.

Simon Barrett: The House On Sorority Row – there’s a reason I put that in the first ten of that list. I mean, the reason I started posting that list on Twitter is because I feel like, in all these interviews, a fairly common go-to question’s the direct inspirations. I think it’s especially because with films like You’re Next and The Guest, Adam [Wingard] and I – clearly we’re referencing films in ways that maybe weren’t totally obvious. Like, I’m not sure if people realize that the arc of the butterfly knife in The Guest is exactly the same as the arc of the butterfly knife in Face-Off until Adam and I were announced doing a Face-Off sequel. Then I think people went back to The Guest, like, “Oh, they just completely have a story arc from Face-Off just lifted into the film.” And it’s not an easy story to lift, ’cause it’s a pretty strange series of events, but they’re in there in both movies, ’cause I love Face-Off so much.

With Seance, people watch it and it’s so clearly working in this genre between murder-mystery and slasher that we would traditionally think of as the Giallo space that I wanted to be clear that I’m not just influenced by “good” movies – you know, the acknowledged classics or whatever. Suspiria is not going to appear on that list because the truth is I wasn’t very influenced by Suspiria ’cause it’s an impossible film to imitate. Either version of Suspiria is an impossible film to imitate, especially on a low budget. However, House On Sorority Row was itself a fairly low budget film that has a wonderful narrative and approach to its character and is an extraordinarily clever, well-made movie with great setups and payoffs that made a huge impression on me as a kid and, as an adult, I revisited on Blu-ray and was just like, “I love this movie. I want to do something like this.”

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Among other things, Seance is what I guess you’d call a “prank-based slasher film” where the inciting incident is a juvenile prank gone wrong, to a certain extent. Nobody really understands how it went wrong or what happened and it’s about figuring that out. A lot of those are kind of lousy, but then you have your Terror Train, which is amazing. There’s a lot in that genre that I love, but I think House On Sorority Row – and, to a slightly lesser extent, its 2009 remake – both do an excellent job of putting you in this reality where everyone is just kind of lying to each other all the time, and then it just gets more kind of crazy from there. I just think those scripts for The House On Sorority Row and even its remake are both really underrated murder mysteries that hold up under a microscope, way better than most acknowledged murder mysteries. If you actually look at what those narratives are doing, they work better than a lot of what’s out there.

A couple of years ago, we got to talk to Cal Everett, who’s the frontman for the band 4 Out of 5 Doctors, who are the party band in The House On Sorority Row, and it turns out he’s a huge horror fan.

Their music really helps that film. The fact that the band in that movie is actually pretty fun – Bloody New Year‘s another film that actually has a pretty good band incongruously in a slasher film – and the movie’s aged really well because of that. Hopefully, it’s the same for Sicker Man’s music for Seance – it’s the kind of thing that people still enjoy 20 years from now.

The way that Sicker Man’s score goes from being score to being diegetic music coming out of people’s headphones and stuff is seamless and works so well. Watching the movie and reading all the credits, we were full-on just like sitting at the computer, head-nodding as that last song plays out because it is such a banger. How did you come to know the music of Tobias Vethake, but also end up using it in such an interesting and novel way within the film itself?

You know, the funny thing about being a first-time feature director making an independent movie that’s financed by sales companies: no-one’s really looking over your shoulder, telling you creatively what to do, so you can make these weird, impulsive decisions that, in some cases, turn out disastrous and in some cases, turn out just utterly perfect. I was just, with Sicker Man, a fan. I really discovered him through my filmmaker pal E.L. Katz, who did the last season of Channel Zero and Cheap Thrills and stuff. He had an album by the hip hop artist Serengeti that Sicker Man did the beats for called Doctor My Own Patience that we were listening to one night and I went out and bought the vinyl. I mean, I love Serengeti. I had all his early stuff, but this was such an interesting, sad album. It’s one of the saddest hip hop albums I’ve probably ever heard. It’s just about being depressed and relationships not working. And I was like, “Who did this music? It’s so strange,” and I looked up Sicker Man and I started getting into more of his music and I realized that his big thing was he did a lot of theatre scores. It was just a lot of weird experimental compositions for German theatre productions, and I was just like, “Well, that’s perfect. If he’s doing German theatre productions, he’ll be interested in working with me,” so I sent him a Facebook message and I just said, “Hey, you know, I’m a big fan of Sicker Man and I’m doing this movie and I kind of want a Brian Eno soundtrack.” I sent him a track from The Jacket that Brian and Roger Eno did and he was just like, “Okay, here’s some tracks. I’m interested in this project. Here’s some sample tracks,” and literally just sent me the Seance score, about seven tracks. And I was like, “Yeah, this is amazing. We’re going to hire you. We don’t really have any money,” but he was like, “Oh, it’s fine. I’m happy to be involved.” He was just so good-natured throughout the whole thing, but what he gave me was the ability to play those tracks to the cast and actually have them in my ears when I was going to set in the morning and stuff.

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How Adam and I always used to work – I mean, now we’re working in a more direct way on some of these bigger projects – but the way it used to work, back in the day, was Adam would have no idea what I was writing. When we were kind of coming up with our next projects, he’d be sending me music just being like, “I want to use this track, so make sure you’re writing something that can support that tone,” and Sicker Man gave me that straight out of the gate. I was like, “I want something beautiful that’s kind of the theme between these two characters and their connection.” I knew I was going to be doing the thing with the headphones where, when the audience is really with Suki’s character, we hear things the way she hears them but when we’re outside and she’s opening up a little, we hear things more from Helena – Ella-Rae’s perspective. I was working with the sound mixing team I had from You’re Next to The Guest to Blair Witch. Jeff Pitts is our sound editor. He’s won an Emmy. I just knew they’d be able to pull that off. It was just a weird thing where Sicker Man sent me these tracks and I was just like, “This is my favourite music. Let’s work together forever,” and he was just like, “Okay.” He’s already written, by the way, all the needle drop music that I’m using in my V/H/S ’94 segments. I literally just went to Tobias again and I was just like, “I’m doing another thing: here’s what I need,” and he sent me seven tracks and I was like, “Okay, this is perfect,” and then I was able to play them for my crew and cast on set and say, “This is what she’s going to be listening to,” and direct that way.

I hope to collaborate with him for the rest of my career. I feel like when we did The Guest, I feel like Survive, who ended up doing the Stranger Things score, was kind of a similar situation where an artist people maybe weren’t totally aware of just kind of blows up in a big way because they find kind of the right project that really allows people to understand their style, and I’m hoping that’s what happens here but, as far as I can tell, Tobias borderline doesn’t care. I mean, he’s happy and he likes work, but I don’t think he is really necessarily looking to do more film scores. I mean, maybe he is, but I think he’s just such a prolific talented artist that I can barely keep up with all his projects. He’s released three albums, like while we were finishing Seance and you know, he’s kind of unstoppable. Anyone reading this, just like look up Sicker Man on Bandcamp or some other ethical place.

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Speaking of people on the rise, as the lead, Camille, you’ve got Suki Waterhouse, as well as Madisen Beaty, who was just stellar in The Clovehitch Killer.

That’s why I cast her. Madisen Beaty is a genius and, truly, one of the best things about Madisen is she’s kind of a director herself, so she really thinks about scenes in a story-based way. She’s not afraid to look ridiculous or appear foolish if it’s what the scene needs. She really is like one of those just true zero-ego actors and randomly, so is Suki Waterhouse who, as far as I can tell, is absolutely happy when she is just utterly covered in fake blood in the midst of a fight scene and completely exhausted.

It feels like that’s when she really gets in her zone. I was randomly at the world premiere of The Bad Batch because Adam and I were kind of friendly with Ana Lily [Amirpour], who directed that movie. I’m just kind of a fan of her. I really loved A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night. So, I was at the Toronto premiere of The Bad Batch and was there when Suki got up on stage with Jason Momoa and I was like, “Oh, this person’s really kind of cool and interesting.” Then, when she was proposed for Seance, I was just kinda like, “Well, I don’t know how that’s going to work. She’s this famous model and we’re going off and making this movie where her character just takes damage for 90 minutes straight.” Then I sat down with Suki and realized that she’s as introspective and strange a person as anyone I’d met. I know a lot of other people, ’cause I’m a paranormal investigator. I do martial arts. I make horror movies, but Suki and I just instantly got along. I was just like, “Oh, I totally get all the ways in which you have a dry sense of humour and stuff.”

I was just really confident that she could do this. I think, you know, for me, it was just I was just kind of amazed that she trusted me enough to let me kind of direct this sort of hard-boiled performance that I was trying to get, because I think it’s sometimes hard for an actor to be kind of told to do very little, to really play everything very small. I think Billy Bob Thornton in The Man Who Wasn’t There, it was a very interesting performance, just how little he’s doing and how little physical movement and expression he uses to get a feeling across. I was interested in working in that mode. I was thinking more like Gabriel Byrne in Miller’s Crossing you know, with Suki. She really trusted me and was willing to experiment with that, from take to take. I’m really thrilled. I have a cool cast.

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With Madisen, I’d seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and I thought it was a masterpiece but you can’t judge someone on their performance in a hundred million dollar Tarantino film. But you can judge someone off something like The Clovehitch Killer, which doesn’t look like it cost that much more than Seance. The fact that she is doing such nuanced work in that role, in that film, let me know that this was a really serious performer who I could really trust and relate to. I feel like I directed Madisen the least. I changed a bunch of blocking and camera movement and stuff, and with Madisen, I was just like, “Just do what you’re doing!”

RLJE Films and Shudder will release SEANCE in US theatres, On Demand, and digital on May 21st. 

Amy Manson | THE NEVERS

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STARBURST was lucky enough to talk with AMY MANSON – one of the stars of HBO’s Victorian/steampunk/superhero mash-up THE NEVERS, now available in the UK via Sky Atlantic and/or NOW. We discussed the female-centred series, Princess Diana, and the horror legend that is Pumpkinhead…

STARBURST: How would you describe The Nevers?

Amy Manson: It’s an amalgamation of so many genres – it goes from dark humour to steampunk to fantasy and I think that is going to keep everyone on their toes. It is about a group of ordinary women affected by something extraordinary, set in Victorian London. They are known as ‘the Touched’, which has different factions, and it’s how the Touched interacts with different sections of Victorian London, with the special abilities they have been given.

What attracted you to the series?

Definitely Joss [Whedon] and the script. When I went for the audition I had all these ideas and interpretations of what the scene was and Joss said, ‘no it’s none of those, I just made it up to see what you would do’. We didn’t get the full script until we all signed on but Joss laid out all the ideas that were in his head for each character.

So there was an element of secrecy even in the making?

Very much so.

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Would you describe it as a feminist series; does it have feminist elements?

Yes, I think so. I think Joss is great at writing for women. Not only women are ‘Touched’, but you find out why certain people are ‘Touched’. For me, talking from my personal experience – Maladie is on a mission to dismantle the patriarchy. She is just one faction of ‘The Touched’ whereas the rest are just trying to survive and figuring things out as they go.

Your character Maladie is described as being unstable and in charge of a band of renegades, what else can you tell us about her?

You understand her story within the first couple of episodes and how she becomes the head of this faction of the Touched and why they are all fighting for her. As her name suggests, she is a slight lunatic; wayward, anything goes. You figure out there are a few threads that come into play and change her trajectory, to explain why she is doing what she’s doing. Fighting for a good cause, or is she!? [Laughs]

Intriguing! Was it a physical role for you?

Absolutely! We went for a month’s prep prior to shooting with the stunt team, training every day. The challenge was putting the dialogue on top of that. Especially with Maladie’s dialogue, at first, you might think ‘what the hell is she on about?’, but it will become apparent, so dealing with that and then the stunts on top was a challenge.

Was it difficult doing the stunts in full Victorian costume? The Nevers stands apart in this aspect. Victorian fighting women is not something we have seen too much of, if at all?

Definitely. There were great stunt girls, but the stunt team relied on us a lot, which was lovely. I would pair off with Laura [Donnelly, who plays Touched member Amalia True] and we would go through routines. I don’t know how we would have done this in pandemic time. We managed to film the first four episodes prior to the pandemic. Maladie is always going to rub shoulders with anyone who gets in her path.

You are a big advocate of good mental health and have raised funds for the charity Heads Together. Do you think Meghan Markle has helped or hindered the cause by speaking out, especially considering The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are patrons of Heads Together?

I started working for the charity because my cousin, who is in the air force, his Mother committed suicide 13 years ago and none of us would have known. He was a big advocate of Heads Together. Any discussion on mental health can only be positive. None of us know what she is going through, the weight on her shoulders must be huge. I have just finished filming my section of Spencer, about Princess Diana, and the parallels between my character; Ann Boleyn. Stephen Knight, who wrote the script and writes phenomenally for Peaky Blinders, really delves into her psyche and the emotions of what she was going through at that time, what she was told to wear by the monarchy, it talks about Bulimia but also her psyche, so having just finished that film, you don’t know what is going on behind closed doors. Who do you go to in these times? Diana had nobody to offload to.

We were going to ask you about Spencer, so you play the historical Anne Boleyn?

Yeah, it is based around Diana’s last Christmas at Sandringham before the divorce and there is a book called The Rise and Fall of Anne Boleyn, which is sitting in Diana’s room, and she is reading this book that has parallels between her and Anne’s experiences. Anne then comes back as a vision or apparition and is kind of goading Diana [played by Kristen Stewart] – challenging her, making her think in different ways. It’s shot beautifully by Seamus McGarvey, who was the DOP on two episodes of The Nevers. Two beautiful things I have been involved in!

Is Spencer coming out this year?

November, I don’t think anybody knows that, so there you go.

Exclusive! Here at STARBURST we love our horror films and we wanted to ask you about your first film role, which was Pumpkinhead 4: Blood Feud. What was the experience like?

Yeah, when I arrived there I met Lance Henriksen and he was quite standoffish at first. I was the newbie fresh out of drama school. I read lines to him off camera and it was a really emotional scene, then I started crying, he started crying and gave me a massive hug afterwards, so it was like a rite of passage. A few of us went for dinner that night, I didn’t realise what a big deal he was and how great he was. That was the start of my Pumpkinhead journey. I threw myself in, you have to ask yourself ‘what is your truth?’ I loved it, and relished every moment on set.

Brilliant. Would you like to do any more horror in the future?

Definitely! I did a film called Estranged, maybe more of a psychological thriller, and the director Adam Levine has sent me a script to read, it’s a bit like The Descent. So I will read it and let you know!

All episodes of THE NEVERS are now available in the UK courtesy of Sky Atlantic and NOW

Five Films to Check Out on Horror Channel This Week – 170521

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As we enter another stage of opening up following the lockdown, there are still plenty of great films and TV shows on Horror Channel each week. Here are some of our picks for the next seven days:

Tuesday May 18th, 9pm – Flatliners (1990)

Often overlooked, this is a great piece of psychological terror. Directed by the late Joel Schumacher (The Lost Boys) and starring Kiefer Sutherland, Kevin Bacon, and Julia Roberts, it follows a group of medical students who try to discover the answer to the question: what do we feel when we’re dead?

Wednesday May 19th, 9pm – The Quiet Ones (2014)

There’s an interesting premise to this entry into Horror Channel’s Supernatural Week; a professor (Jared Harris) attempts to prove that poltergeists and other entities are caused by the person’s psyche rather than genuine ghosts.

Thursday May 20th, 9pm – The Devil’s Candy (2015)

A fun heavy metal horror directed by Sean Byrne (The Lovely Ones). You can read more about this movie in our feature here.

Saturday May 22nd, 9pm – It Follows (2014)

One of the most successful horror films of the past decade starring the brilliant Maika Monroe. A young woman finds herself being stalked by a shapeshifting entity after her first sexual encounter.

Sunday May 23rd, 10.55pm – Eat Locals (2007)

A fun, star-studded affair directed by Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’ Jason Flemyng. An ancient group of vampires meet up like they do every fifty years, and the villagers will be on the menu. With Freema Agyeman (Doctor Who), Charlie Cox (Daredevil), Mackensie Crook (Worzel Gummidge), and a gun-toting Annette Crosbie (One Foot in the Grave). You can check out our interview with Jason Flemyng here.

Tune into Horror Channel on Sky 317, Virgin 149, Freeview 68, Freesat 138.

[ENDED] Win DINO KING: JOURNEY TO FIRE MOUNTAIN on DVD

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We’ve teamed up with Dazzler Media to give 3 lucky winners a chance to grab Dino King: Journey to Fire Mountain on DVD. The animated film is suitable for all the family, so just read on and enter the competition below!

An action-packed family adventure that combines the realism of Walking With Dinosaurs with the heart of Finding Nemo. Speckles, a ferocious tarbosaurus and his young son junior, mourning the loss of their family in an epic battle, roam the lands in search of food, adventure and peace. Under the watchful eye of his dad, Junior is growing up healthy and strong, but with an overconfidence thanks to his young age. After one encounter results in Junior being kidnapped, Speckles embarks on an adventure to the ends of earth to find his son. Encountering friend and foe, ally and enemy, Speckles will stop at nothing and will take on all corners to save his offspring.

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Dazzler Media presents Dino King: Journey to Fire Mountain on DVD and Digital from May 24th.

 

 

A Taste for THE DEVIL’S CANDY

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Australian director Sean Byrne might only have two feature films to his name, but it’s certainly a matter of quality over quantity. His 2009 debut The Loved Ones is Ozploitation at its finest. Making able use of a single location, the story of a spurned young woman seeking revenge on the classmate who turned down her prom invite is a potent mix of physical violence and mental manipulation that still manages to shock a decade after its release. That said, The Loved Ones has a sense of humor that one might not be clued into at first. The film’s poster – with Lola (Robin McLeavy) in a prom dress and paper crown, holding a portable drill – seems to indicate that this is more torture than humour, but there are undoubtedly some laugh out loud moments in Byrne’s script, with the audience gasping just as much at the absurdity of the situation as they are the brutality. Thus, when Byrne’s follow-up, The Devil’s Candy, finally saw wide release in early 2017, audiences thought they were ready for it.

They weren’t.

That’s not to say the response to The Devil’s Candy wasn’t positive, because it certainly was, but while The Loved Ones was a pastel palette, soundtracked with candy floss pop songs, The Devil’s Candy is a blood-red satanic heavy metal nightmare. Just a glimpse at some of the musical acts playing in the background and foreground of the film is a who’s who of classic headbanging jams: Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Ghost, Sunn O))), and Machine Head, to name but a few.

Maybe it’s because Byrne’s film played festivals and then ended up heading to VOD, without much of a big theatrical push, but the surprising thing about The Devil’s Candy is how much of a proto-Mandy the film is. Certainly, the soundtrack plays a big part in the comparison, as Sunn O)))’s Stephen O’Malley played guitar on the Mandy score, and the work by musician Vivek Maddala in the opening scene is sure to ring familiar to anyone who’s played Jóhann Jóhannsson’s score for Panos Cosmatos’ 2018 film.

The respective plots for The Devil’s Candy and Mandy differ substantially in the details, but a short gloss of the plot of each reveals similarities. For example, the official plot summary for Byrne’s film from IFC Midnight is as follows:

A not-so-average family wrestles with Satan in a house from hell in this heavy metal-charged shocker from the director of The Loved Ones. Diehard metalhead and struggling artist Jesse (Ethan Embry) moves with his wife (Shiri Appleby) and daughter (Kiara Glasco) to a middle-of-nowhere Texas town, unaware that the new house they got for an unbelievable deal comes with a grisly history. Disturbing demonic goings-on culminate with the appearance of Ray (The Walking Dead’s Pruitt Taylor Vince). He’s the home’s former resident, and he’s here to do the Devil’s bidding.

Let’s see: there’s artistry, a mysterious man invading the home located out in the middle of nowhere and attacking a loved one, revenge, big doomy metal riffs, and a lot of red light, fire, and evil imagery which may or may not be hallucinations. That’s certainly something. However, while the plot of Mandy is about one person’s love for another, The Devil’s Candy is definitely a more multifaceted film. In Cosmatos’ movie, Red (Nicolas Cage) has a pleasant existence, his girlfriend Mandy (Andrea Riseborough) is murdered by Jeremiah Sand’s (Linus Roache) Children of the New Dawn, and then he goes on a revenging rampage. There’s a lot of psychedelic imagery, but it’s otherwise a pretty straightforward revenge film.

For The Devil’s Candy, however, there’s Jesse’s attempt to make a living as an artist, which requires doing butterflies on a field for a bank, when he really wants to be accepted by Leonard (Tony Amendola), the owner of an Austin art gallery named Belial. It’s only when Jesse and his family move into the house where Ray murdered both of his parents after hearing the voice of someone only known as ‘Him’ that Jesse’s art transforms into something more.

Possibly Jesse is hearing voices – maybe it’s Him, perhaps it’s madness, maybe it’s the visions of the children Ray is murdering and burying in suitcases in the woods, but there’s something going on. When Jesse’s daughter, Zooey (Kiara Glasco), is kidnapped by Ray, who then attacks their home after Zooey escapes, it becomes a fight for survival amongst the flames.

In an effort to make sense of it all, we reached out to Jesse himself, the actor Ethan Embry, who was kind enough to talk about his vision of The Devil’s Candy, and some of the behind-the-scenes decisions that went on. He was pretty clear about how the location of where The Devil’s Candy was filmed had an influence over the making of Sean Byrne’s movie. “You have the major cities of Texas – Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio – and then, as soon as you get out of those, the vibe, the legal system – everything – changes,” Embry explained. “And we were just a few miles outside of Travis County, which is where Austin is, and it was completely different. It changes quickly, there.

It effected more on the production side than it did for Embry’s role as Jesse, however. The film was shot under the name Babylon, due to the fundamentalist nature of the area in which it was being made. “You go, ‘We’re making a movie, and it’s called The Devil’s Candy,’ you’re going to get some resistance and people are going to want to read it,” offers the actor with a laugh. After some discussion regarding the many, many tattoos Embry sports as Jesse, wherein the actor said that a good number of ‘biker-looking’ ones were his (although the spine tattoo from next to lower back had to be applied every day), we get into the nitty gritty of the film’s plot. Depending on how one views The Devil’s Candy, it can either be seen as madness borne out of a location, or it could be actual devils and demons wreaking havoc. Either way, Satan never makes a physical appearance. “I would talk to Sean a lot about that while we were doing that,” Embry says of his initial impression of the storyline. “I was like, ‘I still don’t know if you’re saying Satan’s real or if I’m crazy and if Ray is crazy,’ and Sean would say, ‘Yeah, do that, because I like that tone.’

Byrne would go on to point out to Embry that, when Jesse discovers the children, whose agonised faces he’s been painting, buried in suitcases that obviously meant something spoke to Embry’s character. That was a real, concrete connection, and that’s Byrne’s interpretation, but Embry leans more to the take that Jesse and Ray were just crazy. “That’s what I believe, but then, you do have that thing, where the buried kids were crying out to me and I find their buried bodies,” Embry admits, however. “Then the Lord parts the clouds and I cry with the infusion of the Holy Spirit.” Embry continues, saying that while he doesn’t know what our beliefs might be, his are that religion is just a really strong mental conviction: “I’ve felt what people say is the Holy Spirit flowing through you, and what it probably was is just a flush of chemicals imbalanced in my brain.” It’s similar to the idea of Jerusalem Syndrome, wherein people visit the Holy Land and become convinced that they’re the new embodiment of Christ, and therefore God’s chosen prophet on Earth. When Embry hears about it, he’s right there. “I bet it feels really good,” exclaims the actor. “I bet it feels really good; imagine feeling that you’re chosen. Like, fuck – of course you’re going to have to tell everyone.

However, for the most part, Embry’s portrayal of Jesse was borne out of a desire to make his character someone who was real. Metal is a big part of Embry raising his son, so he wanted to show some of that non-satanic version of the metal crowd. Unlike films such as Deathgasm, wherein metalheads have a certain Bill and Ted comically exaggerated aspect to them, he wanted Jesse to normalise ‘that metal guy’. “Family man, regular dude, loves his daughter – he just loves metal,” Embry explains. “It’s kind of what I was in my 20s. My son, when he was a baby, he would only sleep when I put him the car seat in the back of the Chevy Suburban and drove around listening to Master of Puppets. The metal aspect and the father/daughter relationship is what made me really excited about it, because I always wrote, ‘It’s a love story’ on my pages. It’s not a horror movie, it’s not a metal movie – it’s a fucking love story between a dad and his daughter.

THE DEVIL’S CANDY is on Horror Channel May 20th at 9pm, tune in via Sky 317, Virgin 149, Freeview 68, Freesat 138.

Darren Lynn Bousman | SPIRAL

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Ahead of the highly-anticipated release of Spiral: From the Book of Saw,  now the ninth instalment in the cult horror franchise, STARBURST spoke with veteran Saw director Darren Lynn Bousman about returning to the series, working closely with Chris Rock, bidding farewell to Jigsaw, and how Spiral takes the series in a new direction.

Watch our interview with director Darren Lynn Bousman below:

Read our review of Spiral: From The Book Of Sawreleasing on May 14th in the US, and May 17th in UK cinemas. You can also watch our interviews with Spiral stars Marisol Nichols and Max Minghella.

Max Minghella | SPIRAL

Chris Rock and Max Minghella in Spiral: From the Book of Saw

Ahead of the highly-anticipated release of Spiral: From the Book of Saw,  now the ninth instalment in the cult horror franchise, STARBURST spoke with star Max Minghella (A Handmaid’s Tale, The Social Network) about his role as rookie detective William Schenk, starring opposite Chris Rock, and how Spiral marks a new chapter for the Saw series as we know it.

Watch our interview with Max Minghella below:

Read our review of Spiral: From The Book Of Sawreleasing on May 14th in the US, and May 17th in UK cinemas. You can also watch our interviews with Marisol Nichols and director Darren Lynn Bousman.