Shed of the Dead with Emily Booth

Edgar Wright has a lot to answer for; by pitting Simon Pegg and Nick Frost against the living dead, he opened the floodgates to a marauding horde of shuffling flesh-eating films. Many were not worth the ground they climbed out of, but some deserve more than a swift blow to the head. Despite the too-close-for-comfort title, Shed of the Dead is firmly in the latter category. There’s much more to Drew Cunningham’s 2019 comedy-horror than a cheap cash-in.

Headlined by Spencer Brown (Nathan Barley) and Lauren Socha (Misfits), playing mismatched husband and wife Trevor and Bobbi, it featured a supporting cast of well-known faces. Horror royalty Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes), Bill Mosely (The Devil’s Rejects), Kane Hodder (Hatchet), and Emily Booth (Cradle of Fear) all appear and deliver some fantastic moments. There is also some brilliant narration provided by the unmistakable dulcet tones of Brian Blessed.

Ewan MacIntosh – deadpan-faced Keith in the UK version of The Office – plays Graham, Trevor’s best mate and fellow gamer. Trevor spends all his time in his shed on an allotment, although he has no interest in growing veg. Instead, he is brewing bootleg vodka and painting his board game figures. These two have a fun line in banter, and there are several cutaway Warhammer-style fantasy sequences in which Trevor and Graham become their sword-wielding alter egos. You’d think this would hold them in good stead when it comes to the inevitable zombie apocalypse. However, in the real world, Trevor is a downtrodden, henpecked, weak (hinted at by being often seen puffing on an inhaler – a bugbear of ours as they never actually use the medication right!) sort. So when the shit goes down, he’s less equipped to cope than most. Trevor and Graham do attempt to do the right thing, however, as they head back to ‘save’ the women.

British horror icon Emily Booth plays a fun role as Bobbi’s co-worker at a salon, Harriet. We spoke to her about the film, and the first thing we had to ask was about the scene in which she rode Michael Berryman like a horse. Literally. “I was a little bit apprehensive,” she tells us “but he was an absolute gentleman and game for anything.” As well as having to have Emily his back, Berryman wore leather shorts and a cropped string vest, along with horse ears and a tail (which was attached to a butt plug, but the director didn’t insist on him wearing that, thankfully). “I couldn’t believe how game he was for anything,” Emily reveals, “He must be 70 plus, and he had a really bad back. So he was on his hands and knees, and there’s me on his back, balancing! I’m wearing these riding boots; I’m trying to shuffle along and try not to put my weight on his back. I felt guilty as he’s a legend. I was really surprised how game he was for it.” It wasn’t all stressful, though: “It was a lot of fun, and we got to improvise it. The director Drew just said ‘go on – do your thing’ so we made a lot of stuff up, like the bit about the safe word.

Emily’s character, as you can probably guess, offers more than just haircuts and makeovers. Graham is particularly infatuated with her, going to some quite disgusting measures to ‘be close’ to her. It turns out fine in the end, albeit not the way he envisaged. Working with Ewan was something Emily was looking forward to, having been in touch with The Office actor even before the part came up; “I really liked our twisted zombification-cum-cannibalism-cum-death-scene,” she told us. “I enjoyed the scenes where I’m slowly transforming into a zombie. I had a lot of fun with that because I wanted to slow it down and almost make it an emphatic sort of scene.” Elaborating, Emily said: “I kind of feel was sorry for her, she’s just left, and her friend doesn’t really give a shit about her. Everyone’s laughing and being casual about her turning into a zombie. I guess she sees Graham as her only salvation, but then it turned into this cannibalism. There is that little switch, where we sort of kiss, and it turns into this violent kiss where I pull his tongue out.” This is where Emily was in her element: “I just really enjoy working with the gore, spitting out bits of tongue or human entrails – I just find it fun and amusing.” Laughing as she tells us, it’s obvious the horror fan in Emily is coming out. “Because it was quite a slow turn, I was sitting on the edge of the bath for ages and Drew was just laughing at me. I think because I’m all cross-eyed and dying, and they’re all having a chat and ignoring me.

While Emily’s face wound is a reasonably simple makeup job, she does relish filming those types of scenes: “Behind the scenes, there’s a makeup person with a huge mug of gloopy blood, which is basically treacle and food colouring, things like that, they have to be thick, and it can’t be too runny. And they whack an absolute load in your mouth, and you have to pretend you haven’t got any in your mouth until the moment where you have to throw it up and goo it out. Emily continues, giggling: “So that’s always quite fun, but it plays havoc on your teeth, I think because it is just pure sugar. I always like that moment when it all – bleugh – dribbles out of your mouth really slowly. That’s always fun!

Harriet’s death scene was a clincher for Emily accepting the role, however. “I only agreed to play the part if they changed the entire way I died,” she tells us. “I didn’t like the tone of her death in the original script, so they rewrote it for me, so I respected that about Drew.

As we mentioned, there are occasional make-believe elements in which the characters are reimagined as their gaming personas. With Graham having the hots for Harriet, it made sense that she’d be part of his LARP fantasy. “That’s another reason I liked the film,” Emily continues, “because I thought there couldn’t be many films where you’re your character and then you get to go into fantasyland and play a manifestation of whatever your RPG character would be.” It wasn’t just portraying a different element to the character Emily enjoyed, “I really loved the costume, but my baby was about eleven months old at that time, and I’d just finished breastfeeding, and they were trying to get this bra to fit me because my boobs kept changing size and it was really heavy because of the bones sewed onto the bra, but I loved doing Moana, I would have liked more from her.

As star-studded as Shed of the Dead is, it never loses its very British soul and humour. Forget expectations of Pegg and Frost and meet another very relatable pair with unusual quirks. And plenty of flesh-eating zombies, of course.

SHED OF THE DEAD screens on Horror Channel. Sky 317, Virgin 149, Freeview 70, Freesat 138. The short film SELKIE, which was co-written and stars Emily Booth is available to view on YouTube.

TITANS OF TELEPHEMERA – QUINN MARTIN, PART 2

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Ah, telephemera… those shows whose stay with us was tantalisingly brief, snatched away before their time, and sometimes with good cause. Dedicated miners of this fecund seam begin to notice the same names cropping up, again and again, as if their whole career was based on a principle of throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. What’s more, it isn’t all one-season failures and unsold pilots, there’s genuine gold to be found amongst their hoards; these men are surely the Titans of Telephemera!

TITANS OF TELEPHEMERA: QUINN MARTIN, PART 2

Between 1959 and 1980, Quinn Martin had at least one series running in primetime on a US network, from The Untouchables to Dan August, but he’s probably best known for guiding The Fugitive and The Invaders to air in the 1960s. After breaking in working for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz’s Desilou Productions, he formed his own production company in 1960, and while he wasn’t always hands on with the shows produced by QM, the opening narration always reminded you that you were watching “a Quinn Martin Production.” QM had huge hits in the 1970s with Cannon and The Streets of San Francisco, but what about those shows that failed to find their audience..?

Code Name: Diamond Head (NBC, 1977): Starring former Invader-hunter Roy Thinnes as showy Hawaii-based playboy Johnny Paul, Code Name: Diamond Head got turn on its, erm, diamond head with the revelation that Paul is really an undercover US government agent, tasked with stopping the sale to a foreign agent of a deadly gas developed by the US Marine Corps.

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Filmed noticeably not in Hawaii – although future Hawaii Five-O­ sidekick Zulu appears as a character called “Zulu” – it’s tough to see how they’d have gotten a whole season out of such flimsy fare, although Thinnes and villain Ian McShane – as the mysterious “Tree” – appear to be having a lot of fun with the material.

Intended for the 1977-78 season, the pilot was shown as a TV movie in May 1977 but wasn’t deemed of sufficient quality to earn a full run. Released only on VHS, Code name: Diamond Head earned some later notoriety as one of the season six episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, where it was torn apart, scene by scene, by a man and two robot puppets.

Tales of the Unexpected (NBC, 1977): No, not that one, this version of Tales of the Unexpected aired two years before the people of Britain got to see Berkshire secretary Karen Standley dance sexily to some decidedly-unsexy music, although US viewers were subject to Roald Dahl-introduced twisty stories as early as 1961’s Way Out.

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Quinn Martin’s Tales of the Unexpected (as it was more formally known) were mostly original stories in the same vein as Dahl’s more celebrated tales, introduced as a mid-season replacement for the failed western series The Quest in February 1977.

William Conrad acted as narrator to tie the series together, and there were turns from Bill Bixby, Lloyd Bridges, Ned Beatty, Roy Thinnes (of course), and singer Ricky Nelson, but critics were mostly unkind to the show, believing it to be slow-paced and unoriginal.

Six episodes aired before it was yanked, with the remaining two produced episodes shown as Summer filler in August 1977, and the least unexpected thing was surely that it could not have competed with Baretta and Charlie’s Angels in its timeslot.

Escapade (CBS, 1978): If you’re going to adapt a very successful very British show for a US audience, it’s probably best to get the original series creator on board, and it must have seemed like signing Brian Clemens to transport The Avengers across the Atlantic was a very smart move. Clemens had just rebooted the show in the UK as The New Avengers, and it was hoped that – given a slight tweak – the property could be a success for Quinn Martin Productions.

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Taking its inspiration from the original series (the latter seasons of which had aired in the US between 1965 and 1969), Granville van Dusen and Morgan Fairchild were cast as the show’s Steed and Peel, renamed Joshua Rand and Suzy, and the pilot featured a search for a missing agent, a plot which happened with alarming regularity in Clemens’s classic series.

Although they imported the writer and his plots, QM neglected to include the things that made The Avengers so special, and a lack of wit, kitsch, sex appeal, mystery, and fantasy dealt the project a fatal blow before it had learned to walk, in kinky boots or otherwise.

Nosey and the Kid (CBS, 1979): Hey, who doesn’t like Flipper, right? Twelve years after that show had accidentally ended up in some canned tuna, Quinn Martin Productions believed the time was right for a dolphin to return to TV screens – and this time he could talk!

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At least, that was the plan behind Nosey and the Kid, which saw the eponymous talking cetacean befriend a child (fifteen-year old Cynthia Bain, playing much younger) and her family for hilarious adventures. Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In veteran John Byner – the voice of the aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark cartoons – signed on to voice Nosey and, what’s more, the dolphin could SING!

Sadly, the project never got any further than a short demonstration film aired for CBS executives, after which writer David Chambers was presumably taken out and shot. Nothing remains of the show past these scant details but just imagine the bits from seaQuest DSV featuring Darwin put to music.

The Aliens (NBC, 1980): After enjoying success in the 1960s with the Cold War-themed alien drama The Invaders, QM returned to space for their final production, this time titled The Aliens. There were obvious differences between the two: in The Invaders, a race of aliens infiltrates American society for mysterious nefarious ends, whereas The Aliens saw a race of aliens infiltrate American society in order to steal the hydro-electric power of the Hoover Dam.

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Grandpa Goes to Washington’s Tom Mason played the Roy Thinnes role as a witty doctor who is the only man who knows the aliens’ deadly secret, and he is joined by a ballsy investigative journalist for “will they, won’t they” sexual tension amongst the daft plot and shoddy special effects.

A pilot aired on NBC as part of their Sunday night The Big Event block, given the fuller title The Aliens are Coming, but there was little interest in taking things further, despite a William Conrad voiceover promising, “The nightmare is just beginning!” It was released on VHS as a standalone movie but has long since disappeared, with even YouTube failing to turn up any signs of the invaders.

Quinn Martin Productions closed their doors in 1980 and the founder took a position as a professor at the University of California. In 1987, just as he was in discussion with Warner Bros to revive the QM brand, he died – of a heart attack – at home in San Diego, at just sixty-five-years old. A true titan, he left behind a huge legacy and no small amount of telephemera.

Next: The other shows of Lost in Space‘s Irwin Allen!

Check out our other Telephemera articles:

The Telephemera Years: 1966 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1968 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1969 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1971 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1973 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1975 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1977 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1980 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1982 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1984 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1986 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1987 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1990 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1992 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1995 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1997 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2000 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2003 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2005 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2008 (part 1, 23, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Irwin Allen

Titans of Telephemera: Stephen J Cannell (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Hanna-Barbera (part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Titans of Telephemera: Kenneth Johnson

Titans of Telephemera: Glen A Larson (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Quinn Martin (part 1, 2)

Five Films to Check Out on Horror Channel This Week – 060921

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Here are five great reasons to tune into Horror Channel this week….

Tuesday September 7th, 9pm – When a Stranger Calls (2006)

Not so much a remake of the 1979 classic as an expansion of the famously tense opening. Agent Coulson himself, Clark Gregg is along for the ride on this one and the voice on the end of the phone is provided by Lance Henriksen.

Wednesday September 8th, 9pm – The 6th Day (2000)

Arnold Schwarzenegger fronts this sci-fi film involving cloning. Set in the future, when the replication of animals is allowed, but the cloning of humans is forbidden. However, Arnold’s character has been duplicated without his knowledge, causing much confusion and leading to some naturally high-octane action.

Thursday September 9th, 4pm – This Island Earth (1955)

This genuine classic of sci-fi cinema is unmissable. Not only do you get Telfal-headed aliens grooming the Earth’s scientific elite, but there’s the famous Metaluna mutant too. It’s also one of the films that ET is watching on TV in the Spielberg blockbuster.  (Also screening on Saturday at 4.50pm)

Friday September 10th, 2.35am – Shed of the Dead (2019)

This comedy-horror’s title may be a little too on-the-nose, but it’s much better than you’d expect and certainly well worth staying up for (or watching when you’ve come in from a lock-in at the pub). Genre legends Kane Hodder, Bill Moseley, and Michael Berryman (who is ridden like a horse by everyone’s favourite Emily Booth) are amongst the cast.

Saturday September 11th, 9pm – The Last House (2019)  

Originally titled Cry for the Bad Man, this low budget indie flick brings the original I Spit on Your Grave star Camille Keaton back with a vengeance. Here she plays a widow who is being swindled out of her property by some greedy businessmen. Rest assured, she won’t be the one buying the farm!

Tune into Horror Channel on Sky 317, Virgin 149, Freeview 68, Freesat 138.

Win a Copy of David Lynch’s DUNE on 4K UHD Blu-ray

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We’ve teamed up with Arrow Video to give one lucky reader a chance to win a copy of the classic David Lynch version of Dune on 4K UHD Blu-ray. Just read on, and enter below…

The year is 10,191, and four planets are embroiled in a secret plot to wrest control of the Spice Melange, the most precious substance in the universe and found only on the planet Arrakis. A feud between two powerful dynasties, House Atreides and House Harkonnen, is manipulated from afar by ruling powers that conspire to keep their grip on the spice. As the two families clash on Arrakis, Duke Atreides’ son Paul (Kyle MacLachlan, in his screen debut) finds himself at the centre of an intergalactic war and an ancient prophecy that could change the galaxy forever.

Though its initial reception ensured that Lynch largely eschewed mainstream filmmaking for the rest of his career, Dune has since been rightly re-evaluated as one of the most startlingly original and visionary science fiction films of the 1980s. Its astonishing production design and visual effects can now be appreciated anew in this spellbinding 4K restoration, accompanied by hours of comprehensive bonus features.

Special Features:

4K ULTRA HD LIMITED EDITION CONTENTS

  • Brand new 4K restoration from the original camera negative
  • 60-page perfect-bound book featuring new writing on the film by Andrew Nette, Christian McCrea and Charlie Brigden, an American Cinematographer interview with sound designer Alan Splet from 1984, excerpts from an interview with the director from Chris Rodley’s book Lynch on Lynch and a Dune Terminology glossary from the original release
  • Large fold-out double-sided poster featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Dániel Taylor
  • Six double-sided, postcard-sized lobby card reproductions
  • Limited edition packaging with reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Dániel Taylor

DISC ONE – FEATURE & EXTRAS (4K ULTRA HD BLU-RAY)

  • 4K (2160p) UHD Blu-ray™ presentation in Dolby Vision (HDR10 compatible)
  • Original uncompressed stereo audio and DTS-HD MA 5.1 surround audio
  • Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard-of-hearing
  • Brand new audio commentary by film historian Paul M. Sammon
  • Brand new audio commentary by Mike White of The Projection Booth podcast
  • Impressions of Dune, a 2003 documentary on the making of the film, featuring interviews with star Kyle MacLachlan, producer Raffaella de Laurentiis, cinematographer Freddie Francis, editor Antony Gibbs and many others
  • Designing Dune, a 2005 featurette looking back at the work of production designer Anthony Masters
  • Dune FX, a 2005 featurette exploring the special effects in the film
  • Dune Models & Miniatures, a 2005 featurette focusing on the model effects in the film
  • Dune Costumes, a 2005 featurette looking at the elaborate costume designs seen in the film
  • Eleven deleted scenes from the film, with a 2005 introduction by Raffaella de Laurentiis
  • Destination Dune, a 1983 featurette originally produced to promote the film at conventions and publicity events
  • Theatrical trailers and TV spots
  • Extensive image galleries, including hundreds of still photos

DISC TWO – BONUS DISC (BLU-RAY)

  • Beyond Imagination: Merchandising Dune, a brand new featurette exploring the merchandise created to promote the film, featuring toy collector/producer Brian Sillman (The Toys That Made Us)
  • Prophecy Fulfilled: Scoring Dune, a brand new featurette on the film’s music score, featuring interviews with Toto guitarist Steve Lukather, Toto keyboardist Steve Porcaro, and film music historian Tim Greiving
  • Brand new interview with make-up effects artist Giannetto de Rossi, filmed in 2020
  • Archive interview with production coordinator Golda Offenheim, filmed in 2003
  • Archive interview with star Paul Smith, filmed in 2008
  • Archive interview with make-up effects artist Christopher Tucker

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Tony Jaa | MONSTER HUNTER

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Actor Tony Jaa is known for killer action sequences in the Ong-Bak trilogy, and for causing havoc in the seventh Fast & Furious instalment, and his latest big-screen adventure comes in the form of Monster Hunter. Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson (Resident Evil, Event Horizon), this video game adaptation sees Tony as the mysterious Hunter, alongside Artemis (Milla Jovovich) as they both try to navigate the monster-infested world that they are trapped in! STARBURST catches up with Tony to find out what this action-filled blockbuster was like to work on, and much more…

STARBURST: How did you initially get involved with Monster Hunter, and what attracted you to the role of Hunter?

Tony Jaa: My manager and my agent told me about the film, I thought the idea of adapting the game to a live-action movie was a good one. When I heard Paul was directing, I was very excited.

How would you describe Hunter, to someone who was unfamiliar with the movie?

You must remember Hunter is from a different world. He is a man who has lost his family and his mission in life is to destroy the monsters that were responsible for this.

What did you like the most about working in this video game world? 

I liked the idea of going into a fantasy world. It’s fun and anything is possible.

What do you remember the most about your first day on set, filming Monster Hunter?

I had never been to South Africa before and it was a different and exciting environment for me. The sets were very impressive, I remember thinking “This is going to be fun”, and it was.

Monster Hunter was filmed all over the world, can you elaborate on what that was like, and how the filming process compared to anything else that you had worked on before?

I have filmed in a number of different countries. What was rather unique on this film was the part we filmed in Namibia. It looked like a movie set from another planet, but it was not a set, it was real.

What was it like to work within your costume design? Carrying those huge weapons!

The weapons were really cool, but they were also really heavy. I guess you could say every time I ran with the weapons I got a good workout!

What was Milla Jovovich like to work with, and what do you think she brought to the dynamic between Hunter and Artemis?

Milla was amazing. She is great to work with, wonderful personality and sense of humour. We got along very well. We worked together practising our action scenes, and she really does those very well.

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In the film, there is a language barrier between Hunter and Artemis, how interesting was that for you to work on and what do you think it brings to Monster Hunter?

I think it gave a good break for some humour and showed how alien the situation was to both characters. It also forced them to find a way to form a bond.

What was Paul W.S. Anderson like to work with?

Paul is great to work with, his attention to detail is wow! He explains what he wants very clearly, and he has a strong creative vision.

What was your most memorable scene to work on, and why?

I think my fight scene with Milla was my most memorable scene. We really spent time working together on this and got to know each other well. I think that ultimately shows on screen.

Finally, why should STARBURST readers check out Monster Hunter?

Because if they don’t I will hunt them!

MONSTER HUNTER is available to download and keep from September 6th, and to rent on digital, on 4K Ultra HD™, Blu-ray™ and DVD on September 20th.

Alex Noyer | SOUND OF VIOLENCE

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With Sound of Violence having just had its UK premiere at Arrow Video FrightFest and hitting Blu-ray and DVD this week, we caught up with writer/director Alex Noyer to talk about the film that bombards all the senses…

STARBURST: Sound of Violence started life as a short, Conductor. Was it always the plan to expand it?

Alex Noyer: Firstly, the short was purely meant to be a short. I just finished and delivered this huge music documentary called 808, and I was exhausted with my documentary career. I needed a new challenge, and my wife told me to get into horror movies because that’s my lifelong passion. And long story short, I was developing a few movies, and I had a lightbulb moment. I was reminiscing about the documentary, which is about the Roland TR 808 drum machine. And I thought, ‘I need to kill somebody with a drum machine’. So then the idea of Conductor came up and very quickly came together. My producing partner Hannu Aukia and I shot it in March 2018, and then we started touring it. The response from festivals was crazy, and I was developing something else at the time. The questions I was getting about Alexis [the character in the short] really got me thinking, so I wrote her backstory. It was potentially going to be another short, but the writing was coming out of me. Because there is a good idea, it just kind of planted a seed and organically continued.

So it developed quite quickly?

I went to Canada in May 2019 and received a lot of interest, so I returned and rewrote the script, so I broke down the script completely and rewrote it in four days. Of course, there’s still some tweaking on how we shot, but that version that I wrote got us the rest of the way to greenlight the movie. The film’s first draft was written in January 2019, and we shot the movie in October 2019. I hope every movie development I have goes like that; the next one will probably take five years to get off the ground!

Did you research the medical condition synaesthesia?

Yes, I think it’s important that people are held accountable for how they write topics like that and try to bring authenticity to it. If it only takes us to research, then we have no excuse to try to get it wrong, and so I researched, and we consulted. As far as hearing loss and how to address the fact that she’s not deaf, she lost her hearing. So how do we address that? Well, never use the word deaf. Okay, no problem. The way we use sign language, the fact that she’s quite clumsy about it, and she speaks at the same time because she lost her hearing, so she was speaking. I never felt the consultation was any way of a hindrance or slowed us down. In fact, it made the writing more effective because it came out like ‘this is how it must be’. Then with synaesthesia, it’s fascinating; it’s called a condition, but I call it an ability because the idea of it being able to see and experience sound is next-level stuff. I realised that synaesthesia is something that is very individualised. There’s no one way to picture it.

You do a good job of putting it on screen, though…

Again, through research, I realised that we could really craft synaesthesia for Alexis, and, perhaps from my Nordic origins, I thought of the Northern Lights; to kind of float. I knew I couldn’t just have blue blues and greens; I needed to have something a little bit more psychedelic, so we expanded it, and some of them needed to be a bit fiery; we needed to be able to create the sense of the harshness of certain sounds. I hope you can hear how much fun it was to craft this. The research was never a hindrance, just all inspiration; like the murders, I tried everything I could. I was like a mad scientist trying to piece things together.

That brings us to the murders. There’s one scene – which we won’t spoiler – in the studio that features a great surprise.

Yeah, that’s a great effect. It’s a great shock as well, but you get a bit of a giggle out of it, and you’re supposed to. That scene is a pivotal moment in the movie because it’s a pivotal moment for Alexis where she’s like, “that’s it”. Especially because of the classroom event, it’s like all bets are off. And, because of the person as well in the booth! This is the moment where we take the handbrake off. It’s funny that you mentioned it because I love that scene as it’s the film’s turning point. And also, as far as the audience, this is the moment where some are like, “What are you doing? How dare you!” And I’m like, “I know!” After that, there’s an emotional crescendo, but we needed that moment of relief, and you have the comedic effect, which is very much on point. Some people have said what movie is that you are making? You keep shifting your tone, and I say, “Are you realising what psychological rollercoaster this is for Alexis? The dread, the lightness and the catharsis she’s going through. It’s going in every direction”. With the amazing performance of Jasmin [Savoy Brown], it all comes across. Look at her eyes; she acts with her eyes and brings so much to it, and all those moments are there, not just from my choice of writing. She brings them, and the climax of that studio scene sees her reaction and tells me it doesn’t feel like she got it. I don’t even want to think about how the movie would be without Jasmin. She is a force to be reckoned with, and I can’t wait to see Scream. I hope she has a prominent role in the movie because she’s great. If we did this movie today, I probably would not get her in any of my films, so I’m very lucky.

What was the casting process like?

We had an amazing casting director called Amey René, and she’s the one who suggested Jasmin. I was like, “Oh my god, this is such a good idea”. I loved The Leftovers, and she stood out to me, so I immediately wanted her. Then we met, and that was it, I had met Alexis! When it came to the role of her friend Marie, we looked at various options, but I always had an eye on Lili [Simmons], but she wasn’t going to be available, so I had to look again. Lili then became available. Okay, this is amazing. And James Jagger is one of those actors that I had in mind to work with for a while, and so when I was crafting the role of Duke, I remember he’s one of the people I had in mind. He read the script and came in and took on the role. When we met him, he admitted that he was mad at me as far as the ending, and I was like, “This is great because you should be!” We really hit it off, and this was helped by the fact that we support the same football teams – we’re both Arsenal fans.

What was it like directing your first feature?

It was daunting. Then once we got going, I was really great. The good thing is I surrounded myself with amazing people. My cinematographer, Daphne [Qin Wu], is fantastic. My producing partner, Hannu, has worked with me on the short, so he knows my process. He knows what I’m going to drive him nuts with! What he always said is that the one thing I know is I know what I want. And I’m very clear about what I want. And therefore, my focus is always on performance. I never touched a camera. I’m all about performance because I surrounded myself with such a great team. My blood wizard Robert Bravo, who did the practical effects, and Gillian Chance, the production designer, know me because most of them worked with me on the short. So there was a really strong bond. We often say that the director is the least qualified on set, and that’s because we’re surrounded by amazing specialists, who we should trust the abilities of, and we have to explain clearly what we want. Then let leave it to them to come back with solutions. This was a 20-day shoot – fast, fast, fast – but I’m so proud of how we delivered it, and it’s so exciting.

What about the gallery scene – that’s a really shocking moment…

Did you flick your fingers during it? [Laughs] I can tell you when we shot it, Hannu got a bit queasy! I was behind the wall watching my monitor, and there was this echo in the gallery, so I was shouting my instructions, and I have a pretty deep voice, so that was echoing over the room! The scene was quite intense for everybody to watch, so occasionally, there was a little bit of chatter, and they would hear me, “silence!” It was a crazy thing to shoot and a tricky one as well to craft. It seems extremely simple, but he’s actually, you know, we had to do with local audience boy we had to really figure out the mechanism. I’m the son of an artist, and I grew up in the art world, so the idea of shooting a horror scene in the gallery was amazing. I would say it’s the most giallo scene of the movie; the contrast, the colours, the way we were shooting it upward and everything. It doesn’t start as such, and that you know we’re quite level where we’re in that crowd, but then as soon as we’re on the main attraction, you see how we lowered up. Plus, we have Tara [Elizabeth Cho], the harpist; this was her first role in a feature film. She was first brought on because of her musical skills, but she really owned it, and I need to praise her because she did a fantastic job and was relentless. She was like, “No, no, no, I’m good”. She was tireless and kept going and again. I can’t say anything because I don’t want to spoil it, but it’s a pretty intense scene to shoot and the craft of Robert Bravo to make it work. Again going back to surrounding myself with specialists, Robert Bravo had my back; he knows that I’m a stickler for how practical effects have to look; I’m a stickler for how blood looks. He knows me very well. He knows that I am never rude or anything, but there’s one thing I will not go with is blood that doesn’t look the way I want it to; we’re talking flow, luminescence, colour, everything, and he gets me. That’s why I call in my blood wizard! The first award our short won was for the special effects, and he deserves it completely, absolutely.

Were there scenes that you wanted to film that you couldn’t?

I wrote a few other murders. One was initially in the ending, and it was just too big. It was completely out of sync with the balance of the film. Budget-wise, I think it would have been way too expensive. So maybe it’s something that I’ll bring back if somebody is crazy enough to let me do a sequel. In my research about instruments and about what crazy things I could do with them, a few things could have happened. I’m very happy with the selection, though, and the ones that we cut would have just affected the balance of the film, so I wanted to keep everything very human-scaled

What’s next for you?

There are two things I’m working on. I’m writing a horror movie that is a Nordic-based story. That’s going to be something that I’m writing and directing, and I’m in talks with a couple of studios, so let’s see. I’ve also been approached to direct a PG-13 horror movie, which my daughters are very happy about. Yeah, because they can’t see Sound of Violence. I never stop, and I’ve had a couple of other conversations about interesting things, and who knows, maybe one day there’ll be a sequel to Sound of Violence.

Sound of Violence is on Blu-ray and DVD now from Dazzler Media. You can read our review here.

Joe Abercrombie – Wisdom of Crowds Exclusive Excerpt

Fans of grim-dark fantasy know that Joe Abercrombie is the finest writer in the field. His latest novel, The Wisdom of Crowds completes The Age of Madness series and we’ve been able to bring you an extract of this new exciting novel ahead of release.

You can pre-order the novel: here, and if you’re lucky enough to live in Scotland, you catch a live interview courtesy of the Cymera Festival here. If you’re not in Scotland, don’t worry, the event will be live-streamed, you can find out more details via the link.

You can find out everything about Joe’s work on his website,  joeabercrombie.com and follow him on twitter @LordGrimDark, and find out about future books from Gollancz via @gollancz

 

 

Change

‘You must confess,’ said Pike. ‘It’s impressive.’

‘I must,’ said Vick. And she wasn’t easily impressed.

The People’s Army might have lacked discipline, equipment and supplies, but there was no arguing with its scale. It stretched off, clogging the road in the valley bottom and straggling up the soggy slopes on both sides, until it was lost in the drizzly distance.

There might’ve been ten thousand when they set out from Valbeck. A couple of regiments of ex-soldiers had formed the bright spearhead, gleaming with new-forged gifts from Savine dan Brock’s foundries. But order soon gave way to ragged chaos. Mill workers and foundry workers, dye-women and laundry-women, cobblers and cutlers, butchers and butlers, dancing more than marching to old work songs and drums made from cookpots. A largely good-natured riot.

Vick had half-expected, half-hoped that they’d melt away as they slogged across the muddy country in worsening weather, but their numbers had quickly swelled. In came labourers, smallholders and farmers with scythes and pitchforks – which caused some concern – and with flour and hams – which caused some celebration. In came gangs of beggars and gangs of orphans. In came soldiers, deserted from who knew what lost battalions.

In came dealers, whores and demagogues, dishing up husk, fucks and political theory in tents by roadways trampled into bogs. There was no arguing with its enthusiasm, either. At night, the fires went on for miles, folk drawing dew-dusted blankets tight against the autumn chill, blurting out their smoking dreams and desires, talking bright-eyed of change. The Great Change, come at last. Vick had no idea how far back that sodden column went now. No idea how many Breakers and Burners were part of it. Miles of men, women and children, slogging through the mud towards Adua. Towards a better tomorrow. Vick had her doubts, of course. But all that hope. A flood of the damn stuff. No matter how jaded you were, you couldn’t help but be moved by it. Or maybe she wasn’t quite so jaded as she’d always told herself.

Vick had learned in the camps that you stand with the winners. It had been her golden rule ever since. But in the camps, and in all the years since she left them, she’d never doubted who the winners were. The men in charge. The Inquisition, the Closed Council, the Arch Lector. Looking down on that unruly mass of humanity, fixed on changing the world, she wasn’t so sure who the winners would be. She wasn’t sure what the sides were, even. If Leo dan Brock had beaten Orso, there might have been a new king, new faces in the Closed Council, new arses in the big chairs, but things would’ve stayed much the same. If this lot beat Orso, who knew what came next? All the old certainties were crumbling, and she was left wondering whether they’d ever been certainties at all, or just fools’ assumptions.

In Starikland, during the rebellion, Vick had felt an earthquake. The ground had trembled, books had dropped from shelves, a chimney had fallen into the street outside. Not for long, but for long enough, she’d felt the terror of knowing all she’d counted on as solid could in a moment shake itself apart.

Now she had that feeling again, but she knew the quake had only just begun. How long would the world shiver? What would still be standing when it stopped?

‘I notice you are still with us, Sister Victarine.’ Pike clicked his tongue and nudged his mount down the slope, towards the head of the bedraggled column.

Vick had a strong instinct not to follow. But she did. ‘I’m still with you.’

‘So you are a convert to our cause?’

There was a hopeful piece of her that wanted to believe this could be Sibalt’s dreams of a better world coming true and was desperate to see it happen. There was a nervous piece of her that smelled blood coming and wanted to cut out that night and run for the Far Country. There was a calculating piece that reckoned the only way to control a mad horse is from the saddle, and the danger of keeping your grip might be less than the danger of letting go.

She looked sideways at Pike. In truth, she was still trying to work out what their cause really was. In truth, she reckoned there was a different cause for every one of those little dots in the People’s Army. But this was no time for the truth. When is? ‘I’d be a fool to say I’m not at all convinced.’

‘And if you said you were entirely convinced, I would be a fool to believe you.’

‘Since neither of us is a fool . . . let’s just say maybe.’

‘Oh, we are all fools. But I enjoy a good maybe.’ Pike showed no sign of enjoyment or of anything else. ‘Absolutes are never to be trusted.’ Vick doubted the two leaders of the Great Change riding towards them across the grassy slope would have agreed.

‘Brother Pike!’ called Risinau, with a cheery wave of one plump hand.

‘Sister Victarine!’

Risinau worried Vick. The one-time Superior of Valbeck was considered a deep thinker, but far as she could tell he was an idiot’s notion of a genius, his ideas a maze with nothing at the centre, heavy on the righteous society to come but light as air on the route they’d take to get there. The pockets of his jacket bulged with papers. Scrawled theories, manifestos, proclamations. Speeches he whined out to eager throngs whenever the People’s Army halted. Vick didn’t like the way the crowd greeted his flowery appeals for reason with shaken weapons and howls of approving fury.

She never saw more damage done than by folk acting on high principle. But Judge worried Vick a lot more. She wore a rusty old breastplate rattling with stolen chains over a ball gown crusted with chips of cracked crystal, but she sat her saddle astride not aside so the flounce of tattered petticoats was gathered up around her thighs, her muddy bare feet shoved into battered cavalry stirrups. Her face was like a bag of daggers, lean jaw angrily clenched, black eyes angrily narrowed, her usually flaming crest of hair turned brown by the rain and plastered wetly down one side of her skull. Principles only interested her as an excuse for mayhem. When her Burners had taken the courthouse in Valbeck, her jury had found no one innocent and the one sentence she’d given was death.

If Risinau was forever gazing up, no thought for the wreckage he was stepping through, Judge was glaring down, trying to trample everything she could. And Pike? There were no clues on the ex-Arch Lector’s burned mask of a face. Who could say what Brother Pike was after?

Vick nodded towards grime-streaked Adua, its pall of smoke inching irresistibly closer. ‘What happens when we get there?’ ‘Change,’ said Risinau, smug as a rooster. ‘The Great Change.’

‘From what, to what?’

‘I am not blessed with the Long Eye, Sister Victarine.’ Risinau giggled at the thought. ‘From the pupa alone it is hard to know what kind of butterfly might emerge to greet the dawn. But change.’ He wagged a thick finger at her. ‘Of that you can be sure! A new Union, built from high ideals!’

‘The world doesn’t need changing,’ grunted Judge, black eyes fixed on the capital. ‘It needs burning.’

Vick wouldn’t have trusted either one of them to herd pigs, let alone to herd the dreams of millions into a new future. She kept her face blank, of course, but Pike must have caught some hint of her feelings. ‘You appear to have doubts.’

‘I’ve never seen the world change quickly,’ said Vick. ‘If I’ve seen it change at all.’

‘I begin to think Sibalt liked you so because you were his opposite.’ Risinau laid a playful hand on her shoulder. ‘You are such a cynic, Sister!’

Vick shrugged him off. ‘I think I’ve earned it.’

‘After a childhood stolen in the camps,’ said Pike, ‘and a career of making friends to betray for Arch Lector Glokta, how could you be otherwise? But one can be too cynical. You will see.’

Vick had to admit she’d been expecting the Great Change to collapse long before now. For Judge and Risinau to move past bickering to tearing each other apart, for the fragile coalition of Breakers and Burners, moderates and extremists, to shred into factions, for the resolve of the People’s Army to dissolve in the wet weather. Or, for that matter, for Lord Marshal Rucksted’s cavalry to crest every hill she saw and carve the ragged multitude to pieces.

But Risinau and Judge continued to tolerate each other and the King’s Own made no appearance. Even now, as the rain slacked off and they marched into the ill-planned, ill-drained, ill-smelling maze of shacks outside the walls of the capital, water spattering from the broken gutters and into the muddy lanes below. Maybe Orso’s forces had been fought out against Leo dan Brock. Maybe there were other uprisings to deal with. Maybe these strange times had stretched their loyalties in so many directions they hardly knew who to fight for any more. Vick knew how they felt as the sun showed through, and she caught her first glimpse of the gates of Adua.

For a moment, she wondered whether Tallow was in the city. Fretted that he might be in danger. Then she realised how foolish it was to worry over one person in the midst of all this. What could she do for him, anyway? What could anyone do for anyone?

Risinau nervously eyed the damp-streaked battlements. ‘It might be wise to take a cautious approach. Deploy our cannon and, er—’

Judge gave a great snort of disgust, dug her bare heels into her horse’s flanks and rode forwards.

‘One cannot fault her courage,’ said Pike.

‘Just her sanity.’ Vick was rather hoping for a shower of arrows, but it never came. Judge trotted on towards the walls, chin scornfully raised, in eerie silence.

‘You inside!’ she screamed, reining in before the gate. ‘Soldiers of the Union! Men of Adua!’ She stood in her stirrups, pointing back at the horde crawling up the soggy road towards the capital. ‘This is the People’s Army, and it’s come to set the people free! We only need to know one thing from you lot!’ She held high one clawing finger. ‘Are you with the people . . . or against ’em?’

Her horse shied, and she ripped at the reins and dragged it around in a tight circle, that finger still extended, while the thunder of thousands upon thousands of tramping feet grew steadily louder. Vick flinched at an echoing clatter from behind the gates, then a slit of light showed between the two doors and, with a creaking of hinges in need of oil, they swung slowly open. A soldier leaned from the parapet, grinning madly and waving his hat.

‘We’re with ’em!’ he bellowed. ‘The Great Change!’

Judge tossed her head, and dragged her horse from the road, and with an impatient flick of her arm beckoned the People’s Army forwards.

‘Fuck the king!’ screeched that lone soldier, to a wave of laughter fromthe oncoming Breakers, and he took his life in his hands by shinning up the wet flagpole to tear down the standard above the gatehouse.

The High King’s banner, which had flown over the walls of Adua for centuries. The golden sun of the Union, given to Harod the Great as his emblem by Bayaz himself. The flag folk had knelt to, prayed to, sworn their loyalty to . . . came fluttering down to lie in the puddle-pocked road before the gate.

‘The world can change, Sister Victarine.’ Pike raised one hairless brow at Vick. ‘Just watch.’ And he clicked his tongue and rode on towards the open gates.

So it was with almost over-heavy symbolism that the People’s Army marched into Adua, trampling the flag of the past into the mud.

The Wisdom Of The Crowds is available from 18th September and pre-orders can be made by clicking here.

Andrew Lee Potts | 400 BULLETS

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400 Bullets is the latest film from writer/director Tom Paton and stars Andrew Lee Potts (Primeval) as Noah a soldier and Jean-Paul Ly (Nightshooters) as the Gurkha Rana, respectively, who are stationed in Afghanistan, fighting to keep some missile guidance chips from falling into the wrong hands. We caught up with the former to find out more about the film and get an exclusive reveal of something to come…

STARBURST: This is quite a departure for you – what prep did you have to do?

Andrew Lee Potts: Oh God! I didn’t really do any, it happened so quickly. I shaved my head, went up and talked to Tom at the studio, and that’s about it. He told me what we were planning to do and before I knew it, I was shooting it. We had a stunt coordinator, Spencer Collings, who’s a military advisor, but taught me exactly the right way to hold the gun and make it realistic. He wouldn’t let us do it Hollywood style, everything’s close and tight to the body. It’s all really efficient and you know he’s really into it.

So was it physically demanding?

Oh yeah! The physical side of it was. I was used to a lot of physicality, in the work that I’ve done previously, but this was brutal. We did mostly night shoots and I used to text Tom in a morning with pictures of all my new bruises! My body was covered in bruises. I’m not even joking, bruises like you can’t even imagine. So I used to do like a daily update of how you were harming your actor [Laughs].

My first day was the fight scene where I get stabbed in the shoulder and he bust my nose. Literally straight off the bat, in the in the first take and my nose is gushing! So it was all fun and games.

What was it like working with Jean-Paul Ly?

JP is just amazing, he’s such a lovely dude as well. He helped me a lot with the fight stuff and the way to shoot it. I don’t think you’ll find anybody who’ll say he’s not a nice dude. He was so caring and amazingly focused on his job. And when he just switched it on and he did his stuff, you have all the men in the room mesmerised by it. He had to tone it down a little bit, because he’s capable of so much more. But we had to keep it as real as we could, with a Gurkha skill set in stone.

What was the shoot like?

It was freezing, it was December, and we were shooting outside, all at night. So it was a slog but the crew was amazing. It was one of the most favourite jobs that I’ve ever been on because everybody was just gunning for it, they were loving it.

How was Tom as a director?

I loved working with Tom. I knew of Tom’s work and he knew of mine. And when we met each other we saw there’s a lot of similarities within us; we recognise that we appreciate each other’s skillset and each other’s talent. It was a really good partnership in that sense.

There is a great message about honour in the film…

Yeah, it was massively important. That’s what I love about the character Bartlet [played by James Warren], he’s a bad guy for sure, but there’s a scene where he’s speaking to Rana [Ly’s character] about his disbelief in the system and how it chews you up and spits you out. There’s a lot of truth and relevance in that and you kind of start to go ‘I see your point’ and that’s why I think the film works so well.

The other thing that’s really important is the story of the Gurkhas, because it’s hardly being done on film. They’re amazing soldiers, they’re so committed to helped us so much.

Your character Noah starts off really cold, a proper hard-nut soldier, but as Noah gets to know Rana we notice a few of your trademark banter and comedy quips coming into it.

[Laughs] I wasn’t allowed to do very much. It was a balancing act because there was a few bits where I wanted to go a bit further, I think my first ad lib was in the bit where Rana touches me to get a bullet out, and I say ‘your hands are cold’. Tom let me go so far and then he reined me back in.

What’s next for you?

I’ve written my first movie, which is called Divided and Tom has come on board to produce it. It’s a sci-fi heist, Black Mirror-type story. We were just so close to start pre-production on it, and then COVID happened. It’s fine, though, things are still in place. We weren’t going to shoot it until the summer anyway. We have Tom and the finances in place, so we should be okay.

I can also reveal that you haven’t seen the last of Noah and Rana. The character’s gained the trust of each other and respect. Going forward with a sequel, it’s exciting to see how far they push that.

400 Bullets is available in the US on digital and DVD/Blu-ray from March 2nd – a UK release is TBC. Check out our review here. You can find out more about Andrew’s work at www.keychainproductions.co.uk and director Tom Paton at www.tompatonfilm.com.

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TITANS OF TELEPHEMERA – QUINN MARTIN, PART 1

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Ah, telephemera… those shows whose stay with us was tantalisingly brief, snatched away before their time, and sometimes with good cause. Dedicated miners of this fecund seam begin to notice the same names cropping up, again and again, as if their whole career was based on a principle of throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. What’s more, it isn’t all one-season failures and unsold pilots, there’s genuine gold to be found amongst their hoards; these men are surely the Titans of Telephemera!

TITANS OF TELEPHEMERA: QUINN MARTIN, PART 1

Between 1959 and 1980, Quinn Martin had at least one series running in primetime on a US network, from The Untouchables to Dan August, but he’s probably best known for guiding The Fugitive and The Invaders to air in the 1960s. After breaking in working for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz’s Desilou Productions, he formed his own production company in 1960, and while he wasn’t always hands on with the shows produced by QM, the opening narration always reminded you that you were watching “a Quinn Martin Production.” QM had huge hits in the 1970s with Cannon and The Streets of San Francisco, but what about the shows that didn’t make such a splash..?

Intertect (1973, ABC): With Cannon and Mannix doing gangbusters ratings for CBS, QM productions borrowed the name of the detective agency Mannix worked for in his freshman season for an unsold pilot about a different agency, this time solving crime with COMPUTERS!

Heading up the agency was John McKennon, played by QM guest-star regular Stuart Whitman, and the conceit of the series was that he would travel the globe, using the contacts he made as an FBI agent to solve crimes and help out people in the trouble. The pilot saw him working to rescue a woman and her son from kidnappers looking to extort a wealthy industrialist.

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Intertect aired as a TV movie on ABC on March 11th 1973, in the ABC Sunday Night Movie slot, following on from QM’s own The FBI, but ratings were not so good that a series was seriously considered for production. It did feature another in a long list of guest appearances on QM shows for David Soul, which would only end when he was cast as Ken Hutchinson on Starsky & Hutch in 1975, although even this doesn’t seem to have saved it from the dustbin of history.

Manhunter (1974, CBS): Switching gears and showing that they were more than just the detective people, QM’s Manhunter featured future SAG President Ken Howard as a World War I veteran returning home from service in China to the poverty of the 1930s Dust Bowl. Seeking to turn his family’s fortunes around, his Dave Barrett becomes a bounty hunter, bringing a surprising amount of on-the-run gangsters to justice.

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Each week, Barrett would set off in his trusty roadster, customised to hide the copious weapons he brought back from the war, and catch crooks in Kansas and Colorado, putting the skills he learned killing Germans to good use like an early-day MacGyver or a one-man A-Team, especially when he was under siege (which happened a lot).

With QM’s own Cannon as a lead-in, hopes were high for this curious mix of The Fall Guy and The Waltons, but with competition from Get Christie Love! and Petrocelli, crime-fighting attentions were split too finely and it wasn’t renewed for a second season.

if you’re hungry to see how the old time Marines used to dole out justice, you can find the pilot on YouTube in lieu of a DVD release, but you’d probably be better off reading The Grapes of Wrath and imagining more guns…

Bert D’Angelo/Superstar (1976, ABC): As was the custom of the times, in 1976 QM used their successful show The Street of San Francisco to launch a spin-off, introducing maverick New York cop Bert D’Angelo, whose unorthodox methods unsettle his captain but, by God, they get the job done.

With Paul Sorvino in the title role, the /Superstar part of the show’s name referred to D’Angelo’s stellar arrest record, which today might come under scrutiny but which, back then, was par for the course for a no-nonsense cop.

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A mid-season replacement for the underperforming Matt Helm, Bert’s adventures were shown on Saturday nights, opposite The Carol Burnett Show, and with most people out at the movies or watching NBC’s Saturday Night at the Movies programming, ratings were less than hoped for.

In fact, they were so bad that the last episode didn’t air in the US; the UK, however, got the full run and for a while Bert D’Angelo (they dropped the /Superstar) was the number one show on the BBC at a time when the Brits couldn’t get enough of maverick cops like Harry O, Starsky & Hutch, and Kojak.

Most Wanted (1976, ABC): Having starred as Eliot Ness in QM’s The Untouchables in 1959 and having put in a three-year stint as an FBI agent turned crusading journalist in The Name of the Game, Robert Stack was a safe pair of hands when the producer needed a lead for his new show, Most Wanted, about an elite squad of police detectives tasked with hunting only the “most wanted” criminals on the LAPD’s rap sheet.

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Stack’s Captain Linc Evers was given a remit of “brainpower not manpower, focus not force” by the Mayor. He recruits two young assistants (played by The Beguiled’s Jo Ann Harris and former NFL tight-end Shelly Novack) to work undercover, and together they hunt down rapists, hijackers, and arsonists.

Tom Selleck played a third member of Stack’s team in the pilot, but he wasn’t brought back for the full series, which started its run on Saturday nights in October 1976. Despite its poor time slot, Stack maintained in his autobiography that it was a top ten show that was sabotaged by network politics, which must explain why they moved it around the schedules, to Mondays and then back to Saturdays, probably to give other shows a chance.

Stack went on to make Airplane! in 1980 before starring in the almost identical to Most Wanted show Strike Force! in 1981, eventually landing up as the host of Unsolved Mysteries where presumably the story of Most Wanted‘s Nielson ratings were one of those featured.

Next: More Quinn Martin, including Dahl-less tales and Flipper-less dolphins!

Check out our other Telephemera articles:

The Telephemera Years: 1966 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1968 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1969 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1971 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1973 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1975 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1977 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1980 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1982 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1984 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1986 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1987 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1990 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1992 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1995 (part 12, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 1997 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2000 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2003 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2005 (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

The Telephemera Years: 2008 (part 1, 23, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Irwin Allen

Titans of Telephemera: Stephen J Cannell (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Hanna-Barbera (part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Titans of Telephemera: Kenneth Johnson

Titans of Telephemera: Glen A Larson (part 1, 2, 3, 4)

Titans of Telephemera: Quinn Martin (part 1, 2)

[ENDED] Win SNOWPIERCER Season One on DVD

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We’ve teamed up with ITV Studios to give three lucky winners a chance to win Snowpiercer Season One on DVD. Just read on and enter below…

Earth has frozen over and the remaining inhabitants are confined to a single train circling the globe, struggling to coexist amid the delicate balance on board in the first season of SNOWPIERCER available to buy on DVD and on Digital Download.

Based on the iconic graphic novel and the 2013 film adaption by Oscar® -winning director Boon Joon-ho (Parasite), SNOWPIERCER stars Jennifer Connelly (A Beautiful Mind), Daveed Diggs (Hamilton) and Mickey Sumner (Frances Ha).

Seven years after the world has become an uninhabitable frozen wasteland, the survivors of humanity reside in a gigantic 1,001 car train that circles the globe in perpetual motion. While life aboard Snowpiercer is preferable to the icy apocalypse outside, class inequality is rife, and though some live in luxury, others must endure constant hardships to stay alive.

The story expands upon what has gone before to deliver a timely examination of social and environmental issues that are not so far-flung from today’s world.

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ITV Studios is proud to announce the release of SNOWPIERCER AVAILABLE NOW ON DVD AND ON DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.