SISSY

SISSY

Sissy begins with wellness influencer Cecilia (Aisha Dee) extolling the virtues online of hyperventilation exercises and Elon Mask face treatments before turning off the camera and slumping on the sofa with day-old pizza. And it is this satirical look at social media that infects all our lives and lies at the heart of Hannah Barlow and Kane Seres’ dark comedy. Initially at least anyway, as at roughly the halfway mark there is a distinct tonal shift and what was a potentially intriguing social thriller delves into more formulaic slasher territory.

Having bumped into her former childhood best friend Emma (Hannah Barlow) Cecilia is invited along on the latter’s hen weekend, only to be confronted by Alex (Emily de Margheriti). The pair clashed violently as teens and their meeting sets the weekend, and Cecilia into a spiral from which neither recovers.

There is much to like in Sissy despite slightly cloudy intentions. The social media angle is interesting and topical, with the concerning temptation for some to use it as a flimsy shield being a strong central theme. Yet Barlow and Seres use this as a vehicle to push the narrative in a more familiar direction: a fairly traditional slasher albeit with inventive and gory kills. What holds the film together is the performance of Dee who exudes likeable innocence, hiding her macabre side from her Insta-followers.

Witty and occasionally surprising Sissy is a fun take on the slasher genre that has something to say about our reliance on social media, even if that message is slightly muddled and messy in places.

 

Sissy hits Shudder on September 26th.

JEEPERS CREEPERS: REBORN

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In the latest attempt to make Jeepers Creepers stick, a franchise attempts to distance itself from its creator, while also somehow trying to stay true to that man’s vision. In 2001, a horror icon was born in The Creeper – a cool-looking monster with an awesome van (even if the vanity plates didn’t make sense) and a compelling mythology. It’s a shame, then, that the man who created the monster was, himself, a monster.

Producers have long been seeking a way of separating the art from its creator, carrying on with or without the involvement of Victor Salva. Reborn, directed by Timo Vuoresnola, bears no involvement from Salva. This soft reboot starts afresh, with a gang of youths encountering The Creeper at a small town horror convention. Accompanying boyfriend Chase (Imran Adams) to the event, Laine (Sydney Craven) begins experiencing visions and premonitions, signalling the rebirth of The Creeper.

Aside from its amusing opening (worth it for a cameo from Dee Wallace), the presence of The Creeper is almost incidental to Reborn, which throws the beast into an otherwise by-numbers slasher story. After ditching the horror fest, the gang take off to an isolated mansion on the outskirts of town, which is where the bulk of the story takes place. One by one, the gang are taken out by The Creeper, who claims them and their various organs for his malicious purposes. The action is slick but careful, tippy-toeing around much of the grossness which Jeepers Creepers and its 2003 sequel were known for. And so The Creeper’s historical predilection for younger men takes a back seat to him menacing teenage girls, beating up Peter Brooke, and menacing Dee Wallace instead.

While it would have been easier to not bother at all, the unwillingness to let Salva’s creation go with him and his career leads to this joyless, rote slog. Vuoresnola’s direction shows flair, and the young cast are largely fine, but the thing it’s in service of is hardly worthy of the time or talent. Disconnected from the franchise, it’d still be cheap and predictable. Separating a piece of art from its behind-the-scenes controversies is no easy task, but it becomes a lot easier when the end product is as dull and forgettable as this one.

JEEPERS CREEPERS: REBORN is available to rent or buy on digital, and arrives on Blu-ray October 24th

BULL [Limited Edition Blu-ray]

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If Michael Myers were a middle-aged British man in a tight-fitting polo shirt, he’d be the titular ‘Bull’ of Paul Andrew Williams’ gritty revenge thriller. Left for dead by his crimelord boss and father-in-law, Bull (Neil Maskell) returns to his old stomping grounds in search of revenge on his traitorous family, and reunion with his now-estranged son.

Straddling the boundary between gangster movie and slasher film, Bull treads (or stomps) a similar path to that of Dead Man’s Shoes and Kill List – borrowing homegrown revenge from the former, and an incendiary Neil Maskell performance form the latter. Don’t let the very British back garden barbeques, grotty caravans or slightly shit fun fair fool you – Williams is an expert at infusing kitchen sink drama with scenes of intense horror. In Bull, we have some of the director’s nastiest scenes of violence to date. Brutalised extremities and creative duct tape work have always been a running theme in Williams’ films, and Bull elevates both to another level of nastiness.

Bull’s extreme methods may prove too much for swathes of the audience to get behind – and, as the monstrous meathead, Maskell delivers yet another truly unsettling performance. Beyond the big man, an admirable bunch of lowlifes have been assembled, including David Hayman as Bull’s father-in-law and boss, and Lois Brabin as his drug-addled wife. Ex-soapsters Tamzin Outhwaite and Kellie Shirley impress in smaller roles, fleshing out Bull’s world of ghastly in-laws and grubby garden parties.

After a ten-plus year absence from feature filmmaking, Paul Andrew Williams returns with his most ferocious work yet. As a revenger’s tragedy, its trajectory is a familiar one, but its stomach-churning violence and terrifying central figure stand out from the rest.

Second Sight’s limited edition Blu-ray is packed with great bonus features and beautiful deluxe packaging making it a worthy addition to the shelves.

FLUX GOURMET

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Peter Strickland continues on the trajectory of being the new Peter Greenaway (a comparison that no doubt plagues him) with his latest glorious enigma.

Flux Gourmet is set within the art world and told through the gaze of Stones (Makis Papadimitrou), a self-professed hack journalist hired to document the latest in-house cooperative curated by the patron Jan Stevens (Gwendoline Christie). The artists in residency are a three-piece who create ‘sonic cuisine’, headed by Elle (Fatima Mohamed). Stones suffers from gastric problems, which cause him immense embarrassment since he’s forced to share a dorm with the mixed-gender culinary collective. The performances become increasingly bizarre as Elle and Jan clash over creative visions.

There are plenty of filmmakers who do weird for the sake of it, but Strickland has the knack of making the strangeness look and sound so beautiful. While it’s by no means a comedy, there’s plenty of humour – often hilarious – within the situations and oddness. As a satire of art types, it’s astute and grotesque, which makes it all the more compelling. Strickland once again focuses on audio, which brings Tim Harrison’s superb sound design to the fore, whether it’s in the simmering pots of vegetables or the squelching of a colonoscopy.

Gwendoline Christie’s character is enigmatic but dominant, however, the standout is Fatima Mohamed’s Elle, who is dogmatic and arrogant; committed to her art at whatever cost and unwilling to compromise when given notes on the use of a flanger. She’s unlikeable but compelling as many artists are. Special mention must go to Richard Bremmer’s doctor, who delights in embarrassing and frustrating the tortured Stones.

Strickland’s films are always visually sumptuous and Flux Gourmet is full of vivid imagery, even if some of it isn’t very palatable.

 

Flux Gourmet is in UK cinemas on September 30th.

AFTER YANG

It begins with a family: father Jake (Colin Farrell, The Batman, The Lobster), who worries about keeping his artisanal tea shop afloat; mother Kyra (Jodie Turner-Smith, soon seen in Star Wars: Acolyte), who is stressing about an important presentation coming up at work; their young, adoptive Chinese daughter Mika (the dazzling Malea Emma Tjandrawidjaja); and Yang (Justin H. Min, The Umbrella Academy), the android who serves as Mika’s older brother and educates her about her cultural heritage.

However, things quickly take a turn when a malfunction causes Yang to become unresponsive. Faced with his daughter’s great distress at losing her companion, Jake searches for a way to repair the android and, along the way, discovers he can access Yang’s memories. Through stunningly rendered snapshots of the latter’s experiences, Jake realises just how disconnected he has grown from his life and his family. Jake’s effort to bring back Yang gives the film its narrative spine and emotional core. It’s an impressive display of Farrell and Min’s acting talents that, despite the restrained acting style that writer-director Kogonada prefers, they can telegraph such great depths of emotion.

Jodie Turner-Smith, Colin Farrell and Justin H. Min in After Yang dance sequence

 

Muted, melancholic, and oh-so-aesthetic, Kogonada’s sophomore feature explores hefty themes of humanity, identity, belonging, and more with a surprisingly delicate touch – all building to a climax that’s as understated as it is affecting. If you know what’s good for you, be sure to bring tissues.

After Yang is as beautiful technically as it is thematically, making this a must-see – if only for the most exhilarating dance sequence in sci-fi since Oscar Isaac and Sonoya Mizuno tore up the dancefloor in Ex Machina (which, after many years, still lives in our heads rent-free).

After Yang will be released in cinemas and on Sky Cinema from 22nd September. Watch the trailer here.

You can also read our interview with writer-director Kogonada and star Justin H. Min here.

PINOCCHIO

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Hi-diddle-dee-dee another Disney redo for thee!

As the years roll on, it seems like the “live action” Disney remake train of their animated classics collection is chugging away merrier than ‘ol Steamboat Willie! Though, The House of Mouse’s latest attempt at recapturing the vintage sparkle is a mighty big one, as 1940 classic Pinocchio is not just another classic but adapted a legendary 1883 story in its own right and was the film responsible for Disney’s now iconic “Wish upon a star” ident riff (as this new film openly acknowledges in its opening). So, is 2022’s Disney+ take a wooden imitation or a real boy?

Well, you know the story, elderly woodcarver Geppetto (Tom Hanks) yearns for the marionette Pinocchio (Benjamin Evan Ainsworth) he has crafted – here based on his deceased son – to be a real boy. A bit of blue fairy (Cynthia Erivo) magic later and he is a walking talking wooden boy who, alongside his newly appointed conscience Jiminy Cricket (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), is about to go on an adventure of truth, consequences, bravery and life!

From director Robert Zemeckis, 2022’s Pinocchio is, of course, unnecessary and inferior to the landmark animated original but in the Disney live-action remakes line, it probably measures up reasonably well for a young contemporary audience. Though aiming largely for a closer take, there are some slight very modernised alterations to the tale, some which work rather well (new characters like Kyanne Lamaya’s sweet-natured puppeteer Fabiana), some which are painfully forced (that influencer reference…shudder) and some that are not really required (smoke beasts & monsters) but overall Robert Zemeckis’ heart is in the right place. 

The grand CGI visuals are truly astonishing and painstakingly realised, working in rather beautiful harmony alongside Alan Silvestri’s lovely soundtrack, creating a film that would have been effective aesthetically on the big screen. Though you can possibly see why it headed to a smaller one instead. 

The performances are likewise effective, meaning that the audio-visual crackle, also has some pop, with some of the story’s classic characters being well rendered in live action. Tom Hanks’ kind eccentric Gepetto, Erivo’s loving Fairy and Luke Evans’ sinister child catching Coachman stand out, while others are quite faithfully brought to life by the effects/voicework (Pinocchio himself, Jiminy Cricket, Figaro and Cleo), though the show stealer is the flamboyantly caddish Honest John (Keegan-Michael Key) and his dopey cohort Gideon!

Overall Pinocchio is a mixed bag but enjoyable enough fare, that has clearly had a lot of work poured into it, and a lot of effort to update aspects of the story but also keep it classically simple, even if ironically it over-complicates some things. Guillermo del Toro’s Netflix take on the tale will likely be the year’s better wooden boy story but still, while Pinocchio may not always work, Zemeckis gives you more than enough to gaze at, even if he doesn’t always manage to give you enough to fully feel, but it is certainly not the entirely soulless corporate entity some have made it out to be. Hey at least it’s not Ralph Breaks The Internet!

PINOCCHIO is out now on Disney+

HATCHING (PAHANHAUTOJA)

After a young Finnish girl finds an egg and raises the mysterious creature that hatches from within, strange things begin to happen, figuratively and literally in Hanna Bergholm’s striking and powerful body horror feature debut, Hatching.

In recent years, body horror has seen a resurgence with new auteur filmmakers such as Julia Ducournau and Ali Abbasi rocketing onto the scene with RAW and Border respectively. We can add Hannah Bergholm to this prestigious list as she has crafted something quite remarkable with help from writer Ilja Rautsi.

Tinja (Siiri Solalinna), a young gymnast, seemingly lives a perfect life with her family. Her mother (Sophia Heikkilä), a lifestyle blogger, along with her father and brother Matias all get along on camera – but it’s a different story offline. Mother is hard on Tinja and pushes her to be the best in gymnastics even though it’s clear she doesn’t enjoy it. When she finds an abandoned egg that grows into a monstrous bird creature, her true emotions and feelings come out in a devastating fashion.

The most successful stories in film are those that the audience can connect to and although this may not seem the case on paper for Hatching, this narrative and the characters within are so raw, real and relatable which in turn elevates and empowers the visceral nature of the body horror. The effects are stunning with a high percentage being practical which is much more effective in this sort of personal story. We all share dark emotions that we try to keep hidden as nothing in life is perfect.

With a sensational lead performance from young Siiri Solalinna, Hatching is a tour de force of a debut from Bergholm cementing her as one to watch. Thought-provoking, powerful and visceral – this film is a must-see.

Hatching is out now in select UK cinemas.

THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING

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Wedged in between the brilliant Mad Max: Fury Road and the upcoming Furiosa, George Miller has given us a retelling of the old genie in a bottle story. Whilst not a stranger to the fantastical (see The Witches of Eastwick, Happy Feet and even Babe: Pig in the City), Miller’s take is nevertheless a much more mature one, with a story of love, loss, and longing.

It follows a rational but lonely academic (Tilda Swinton), who upon visiting Istanbul for work, finds a mysterious bottle in an antique shop that happens to contain a Djinn (Idris Elba). Weaving history and fiction, what follows is a dialogue-heavy film in which the Djinn recounts his life and how he ended up falling in love and trapped in the bottle over the course of three thousand years. Although it is very interesting, the film is sadly not quite as captivating as it could be, ironically lacking something memorable. Elba and Swinton give good performances and there are some genre-standard moral tales along the way, but it goes on for just a tad too long and doesn’t leave the viewer longing for more.

Still, it is worth a watch, if only for some of the beautiful filming locations supporting the narration.

 

Three Thousand Years of Longing is in cinemas now

BLOODY ORANGES

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This French pitch-black comedy takes several lives that occasionally intertwine and puts them in both horrendous and mundane situations.

Olivier (Oliver Saladin) and Laurence (Lorella Cravotta), a couple in their sixties, are suffering from crippling debt and their only hope is to win a rock dance competition. Their son is a neurotic lawyer, Alexandre (Alexandre Steiger) who’s tasked with helping the country’s finance minister, Stéphane (Christophe Paou) get out of a sticky situation with the media. Meanwhile, 16-year-old Louise (Lilith Grasmug) is getting checked out by a gynaecologist as she’s preparing to have sex for the first time. How these threads play out is for the viewer to discover. One thing’s for sure, you won’t see it coming.

Directed and co-written (alongside Amélie Philippe and Yohann Gloaguen) by Jean-Christophe Meurisse, Bloody Oranges has the feel of a Gallic Robert Altman movie with a dash of Wes Anderson and just a smidge of the darkness of David Lynch and Paul Thomas Anderson. It takes its time to get going, allowing us to understand the characters – and providing some very un-PC laugh-out-loud moments – before things really kick in and the story becomes much more brutal and horrific. It never loses its sense of humour, though.

There’s a morality to Meurisse’s film and characters get their just deserts as well as a sprinkling of irony. Essentially, it’s about humanity and the lack of connection some people have. For example, during one meeting about the country’s finance, cuts are proposed for the poor and welfare, while nothing will affect those making the decisions.

The soundtrack (supervised by Thibault Deboaisne) is superb, with brooding passages bringing to mind the work of Michael Nyman. The closing sequence is set to a beautiful cover of Colin Vearncombe’s Wonderful Life, topping things off perfectly.

Bloody Oranges is one of those films that it’s best not to know too much going in, but will reward repeat viewings.

 

Bloody Oranges  is available on digital now. 

GREYWOOD’S PLOT

GREYWOOD’S PLOT

Dom (Josh Stifter) and his friend Miles (Keith Radichel) run a video blog looking at various cryptozoological phenomena. Dom’s just about to give everything up when he receives a tape that appears to show a Chupacabra in some woods. The pair set off to stay on the land of Doug (co-writer Daniel Degnan), who is more than happy to let them attempt to capture the mythical creature on video. After an eventless night – apart from the pair having some brilliantly realised dreams – they wander the woods and find the skeletal remains of… something.

Presented in black and white, director/co-writer/star Josh Stifter takes his lead from indie champion Kevin Smith. The comparisons are easy to make, particularly with the snappy dialogue. It borrows a theme from one of his later films, too, but we won’t spoil that here. While Stifter’s script isn’t as sharp as Smith’s debut Clerks, it has some charm that keeps the interest. It’s when the movie shifts up a gear in the final act that it comes into its own.

The characters being self-aware and cineliterate (just like in Smith’s films) allows the dialogue to flow naturally and, carrying most of the weight, Stifter is an adequate – if not altogether convincing – leading man. There was clearly a labour of love and even if it’s not wholly successful, it’s entertaining and has a brilliant twist that serves the character as well as providing some disturbing visuals.

 

Greywood’s Plot is available on digital worldwide on September 16th.