TREASURE OF THE LOST REEL

Treasure of the Lost Reel

A love letter to film preservation, Nate Neal’s Treasure of the Lost Reel is Indiana Jones for cinephiles.

Heck (Sean Shannon) is a teacher by day and a hunter of lost film in his spare time. His latest acquisition is a rare Boffo cartoon. He’s approached by Bellamy (Kevin R. Free), who makes a convincing argument that his grandfather created a character, Biffo, which the company Pinnacle (who are definitely not Disney, no, sir… not at all) used to ‘inspire’ Boffo. With the original cartoon seemingly lost, Bellamy has no claim for copyright infringement. Heck takes on the task of finding the missing film, as does his ex, Laurel (Katie Hannigan), who runs a film-based show and wants to screen the cartoon. Pinnacle, however, wants to find the movie for more sinister reasons, since it would void the trademark on their Boffo character. They put their Mr Fix-it (William Russ) on the case, and he’ll go to extreme lengths to ensure Biffo never comes to light.

Populated with likeable characters, Nate Neal’s film is a passionate yet whimsical tale that feels as if it came from a different age itself. The love of physical film formats and classic animation is clear; the extracts from the shorts are pitch-perfect, evoking the classic Max Fleischer Betty Boop style. It also provides a quick guide to copyright law and an exaggerated look at how far some companies (ahem) will go to keep their characters from entering the public domain.  At its heart is the timeless story of the little guy fighting a big corporation, with some memorable exchanges between Heck and Pinnacle’s Mr Fix-it; the park chase being a highlight. Shot on the streets of New York, there’s a low-key charm to the film that’s difficult to resist.

TREASURE OF THE LOST REEL had its world premiere at New York Big Apple Film Festival and screens at Manhattan Film Festival on Thursday, June 18th.  

 

DISCLOSURE DAY

Colman Domingo, Emily Blunt and Josh O'Connor in Disclosure Day

Five decades on from Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and visionary director Steven Spielberg returns with his latest sci-fi adventure. Unfortunately, if his Disclosure Day is anything to go by, then it seems as though the well has run well and truly dry. The man who once made us believe that dinosaurs could walk the Earth struggles to do the same for a garden-variety fox. Let alone aliens.

The little green grey men are real, and Daniel Kellner (Josh O’Connor) has evidence. He’s ready to share it with the world, but first he needs to get away from scary government stooge Noah Scanlon (Colin Firth), who’s set on silencing the rogue nerd before he can blow the whistle. With Daniel on the run with girlfriend Jane (Eve Hewson), matters become further complicated when local weather-lady Margaret (Emily Blunt) begins babbling in guttural clicks like a parseltongue version of that one scene from Bruce Almighty.

The comparison is even more apt than that. Scanlon, you see, fears that the confirmation of alien life will send the world as we know it into an existential panic, upending all the major religions. Not that the world is doing particularly well in the first place. On the brink of World War III, Kellner and Margaret’s big day comes with all the major nations teetering on the precipice. Will their news bring the world together, or simply push it over the edge?

Spielberg, ever the sentimental, has his ideas, but there’s nearly two hours of rote chase film to get through first. Part Paul and part Watchmen, the story barrels from one low-effort set piece to the next, from dingy farmhouses to even dingier motel bathrooms. The urgency it does muster is undermined by the visuals, particularly during a climactic chase, which can’t even spare the pixels for a convincingly real-looking car. Rather that than the wildlife, which seems to have been dredged up from the same uncanny valley his alien lifeforms hail from.

O’Connor, Blunt and Hewson do their best with what they’ve been dealt, but David Koepp’s screenplay does nobody any favours. At least Firth has the good grace to ham it up – everyone else (including a wildly underused Colman Domingo) simply powers through with a faintly embarrassed expression upon their miscast faces. There’s no subtlety to be found here, and the script seems to have been written to best cater to those not even paying attention, largely relying on an exposition-barfing phone call from Blunt or Domingo whenever the characters get stuck. It’s little wonder poor Wyatt Russell looks so baffled the whole time.

Disclosure Day is a calamity, made all the more disappointing for the calibre of talent involved. Spielberg’s message is well-intentioned and necessary but the delivery is so far off the mark it’s practically on another planet.

DISCLOSURE DAY is out in cinemas now.

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TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA

Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma

It’s no hyperbole to say that Jane Schoenbrun is redefining how we see genre films. The filmmaker forces the audience to question everything from their identity to their most closely-held views, insecurities, and fears, all the while playing with traditional tropes to turn horror on its head.

Their feature debut, We’re All Going to the World’s Fair, in 2021, signalled Schoenbrun as a force to be reckoned with right out of the gate, while their 2024 follow-up film, I Saw the TV Glow, took the cinema world by storm, racking up several awards and being hailed a ‘masterpiece’ several times over. It’s an incredibly tough act to follow, but with Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, Schoenbrun has created another modern masterpiece.

The film, which had its UK premiere at SXSW London, follows Kris (Hannah Einbinder), a young queer filmmaker tasked with rebooting the classic ‘80s slasher franchise Camp Miasma. She arranges a meeting with Billy Presley (Gillian Anderson), the final girl from the original film, who declined to return for the sequels and instead fell into obscurity.

Kris tracks her down to the abandoned summer camp where the first film was shot, pitching her reboot idea and desire to work with the star. While they get to know each other better, they develop an intense psychological connection, with the boundaries between reality and Camp Miasma becoming increasingly blurred.

The slasher genre has always been used as a vehicle to explore themes of sexuality and gender identity, traditionally to demonise those living outside of the gender binary and to punish those who experiment sexually in favour of saving the virginal final girl. It’s a trope Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma heavily satirises, while also exploring earnestly through a modern lens as it examines the anxieties of experiencing intimacy and self-expression.

The film-within-a-film is every bit the campy slasher we have all come to know and love from the ‘golden age’ of horror, with girls in skimpy outfits and jocks with rippling muscles hooking up when the campfire burns to embers, before being picked off by Camp Miasma’s bizarre villain, Little Death (Jack Haven). Though trope-laden, the screening of Camp Miasma enjoyed by Kris and Billy isn’t simply a pastiche, instead playing as a sincere celebration of genre filmmaking and the enduring legacy of many well-known slasher franchises that have shaped the genre as it is today. Schoenbrun carefully balances the narrative as both an ode to genre cinema and a satire criticising the film industry’s obsession with rebooting familiar intellectual property and franchises, without either message feeling simplified or being denied the time and consideration they deserve.

In the ‘real world’ of the film, Kris candidly opens up about her difficulties with intimacy and sex, struggling in her polyamorous relationship to connect to her primary partner, instead favouring work. Through her relationship with Billy, herself carrying sexual trauma that she struggles to vocalise, the duo breaks down boundaries and explores the spectrum of sexuality, intimacy, and love as their friendship blooms into something more, something indefinable, and something raw and real that propels the erotic and deeply moving narrative to empowering heights.

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a nuanced, sensitive portrayal of gender, desire, and how the media has shaped identity and the views we hold of our own body and sexuality, taking the elements of sex and relationships we often don’t vocalise and giving them the spotlight with a care not often seen on the big screen.

This wouldn’t be achievable were it not for Einbinder and Anderson’s flawless performances and electric chemistry throughout the movie. Making her major feature film debut, Hacks star Einbinder oozes an awkward charm as Kris, the earnest and inexperienced young director eager to please and to resurrect the ailing Camp Miasma franchise with her own fresh vision. Einbinder is magnetic, carrying the film’s fever-dream atmosphere as she slips further and further into a hallucinatory state while on her journey of self-discovery.

Anderson is every bit the star she always is in whatever role she takes on, commanding the screen every time she graces it. Billy possesses cutting wit as well as soft words of wisdom, guiding Kris through the world of Camp Miasma as well as her own personal troubles in a career-defining performance that deserves every accolade going this festival season. Jack Haven, who previously appeared in I Saw the TV Glow, is irresistibly playful as the film’s villain, Little Death.

All of this is wrapped up in the surreal world of Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. The cinematography and editing are sumptuous and phantasmagoric, with a warm colour palette and careful framing, making every scene feel like a painting in an art gallery. Accompanied by a dreamlike soundtrack from Alex G, audiences can slip away into the fantasy world of the film from the very opening scene, with lashings of spurting gore to immediately hook you in and starkly juxtapose the warm, cosy setting we’re thrust into.

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a triumph of genre cinema and the crowning jewel in Schoenbrun’s already impressive career. The sharp meta-satire champions a unique blend of romance, horror, and comedy that explores human intimacy, love, friendships, betrayal, and death. Much of Schoenbrun’s work has had a melancholic edge, with I Saw the TV Glow offering a glimmer of hope among the gloom, and that same hopeful thread bursts to the forefront of their latest feature with its playful and warm take on sex and relationships while working through trauma.

More of a love story than a slasher film with two impossibly captivating leads at its centre, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma continues Schoenbrun’s trend of deconstructing cinema as we know it, creating something wholly unique, strange, eccentric, and punk in its wake, something that will stay with the audience long after they finish watching.

TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA will be released in UK cinemas on August 21st.

KRAKEN

Kraken

Kraken is unashamedly ambitious. From its Spielberg-like stylings to its Lovecraftian imagery, Pål Øie’s new film is part tourist marketing video and part 90-minute telling off about the risks of messing with nature. And it pulls it off… just about.

On Norway’s largest fjord, Sognefjord, some scientists are blasting sonic waves into the water to protect their salmon farm from lice. Predictably, there are consequences to these actions, the greatest of which is attracting the attention of a Cthulhu-sized squid monster, the titular Kraken.

There isn’t much here you haven’t seen before – including a strong Jaws template of less is more running throughout – yet Øie instils genuine heart and jeopardy into his film. Marine researcher Johanne (Sara Khorami) is summoned to investigate what’s going on in the fjord, encountering an old flame and revisiting former friendships, all of which are convincingly handled. Apart from one scenery-chewing corporate bad guy, there is sincerity in each of the characters, and when some are inevitably dispatched by the multi-limbed eco-avenger and its cohorts, you do feel the sense of loss.

Øie is also very patient and understands his task. The plot, loose as it is, is given dramatic depth and weight through its use of location. This is a stunning film, from the sweeping views of the fjord and surrounding mountains to the murky underwater shots that feel as claustrophobic as those above feel vast and awe-inspiring.

Ultimately, Kraken does what it sets out to do, delivering a warning on the risks of ecological tampering using a giant monster as the conduit. And it’s a lot better than Troll 2.

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KRAKEN is available to buy or rent on digital platforms.

DIABOLIC

Diabolic

The fundamentalist section of the Latter-day Saints is an unsettling gift for documentarians and filmmakers, and with justifiable cause. Convicted cases of abuse and extreme behaviour are common, and present them as more akin to a cult than a religious group. Diabolic, a new film from Daniel J. Phillips, leans into that element.

Elise (Elizabeth Cullen) is a former member of the church, wholly traumatised by her experience and suffering from terrifying blackouts. Her therapist suggests that Elise – for reasons not entirely clear – returns to her roots for an extreme form of exposure therapy in order to confront the source of her nightmare.

On face value, Diabolic is a perfectly functional religious horror. There are quirky, hysteria-heavy fanatics who may or may not have Elise’s best interests at heart, and flashbacks that slowly reveal the source of the evil and the reasons for her abrupt departure from the group. And there’s some genuinely disturbing imagery, even if some moments feel lifted from an entirely different film altogether.

The cinematography is solid, with the film given a washed-out, almost Southern Gothic feel, and the cast does a decent job with a script that at times veers a little too close to parody.

And yet, Diabolic doesn’t quite rise above the average. Recent films such as Heretic (2024) and Immaculate (2024) brought something new and interesting to the religious horror subgenre, pushing the boundaries of discomfort and challenging the viewer. Diabolic comes across more like a list of specific plot points woven into a manageable script: creepy, witch-like monster… check! Undertone of sexual tension… got it!

A decent, if sadly largely forgettable entry.

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DIABOLIC is available to buy or rent on digital platforms.

PASSENGER

Passenger

In any other year, Andre Ovredal’s Passenger would very probably be hailed as an outstanding horror road trip movie full of genuine tension, jump scares and a pervading sense of there’s something-in-the-dark creeping dread. Unfortunately, the film arrives in the wake of Damien McCarthy’s impressive Hokum and the genuine cultural phenomenon that is Curry Barker’s extraordinary Obsession. To compound the film’s problems, Kane Parsons’ Backrooms arrived in theatres the week after  Passenger’s debut, and in a period where a new breed of horror movies is clearly busily reinventing the genre, there was always going to be at least one casualty that doesn’t quite make the grade. Sadly, Passenger looks set to take the hit.

But in truth Passenger isn’t a bad movie, just a badly-timed one and whilst its story of a young couple travelling across America in a camper van inadvertently attracting the attention of a demonic serial killer has its moments – several, in fact – it does have a whiff of ‘seen it all before’ about it and after the first two promising acts that crank up the fear factor, the last half-hour spirals out of control as the film hurtles towards an unconvincing and painfully-convenient climax. Following a creepy pre-credits sequence (you’ll have seen it in the film’s first trailer), we meet loved-up New Yorkers Maddie (Lou Llobell) and Tyler (Jacob Scipio), who interrupt their open-ended road trip when a car crashes in the road ahead. They stop to investigate, unaware that in doing so they have acquired a new “passenger”, a supernatural killer who haunts, terrorises and eventually kills luckless travellers. They carry on their adventure, but soon Maddie is seeing images of the mysterious ‘passenger’, and in the film’s most hair-raising sequence, she is stalked across a parking lot at night as she makes their way back to their van.

Passenger loses momentum as it struggles towards the finishing line with garbled explanations for what the ‘passenger’ actually is – “He’s a highwayman from Hell!” gasps Melissa Leo’s Diane, a fellow road-tripper they meet early in their journey, at one point – and our heroes chance upon the way to rid themselves of their tormentor with a combination of extraordinary luck and staggeringly unlikely coincidence. But the film’s nicely put together, the lead performers are likeable, and whilst it doesn’t bring much new to the old trope of innocents terrorised by something nasty they cross paths with in the middle of nowhere, it’s broadly entertaining but doomed to be lost in a year of horror that has already gifted us some wonderfully original material.

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Passenger is in cinemas now

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

Masters of the Universe starburst magazine review

It’s been almost 40 years since He-Man’s rippling abs last graced the big screen, and this reboot of the beloved Mattel toyline, which is equally as inspired by the likewise cherished ‘80s animated series and the now-cult 1987 feature film adaptation, has been a long time coming. Undergoing a lot of changes over its years in development, it is by the power of Grayskull that this new film has found its way to summer blockbuster season.

Masters of the Universe sees young Prince Adam thrust to Earth, as he has to flee his planet of Eternia due to the invading forces of Skeletor. Losing his sword of power and in turn his way back, he grows up on Earth, never forgetting his home and never giving up on a way to return. And when he finds the sword, he must assemble a team of old allies to reclaim Eternia from the clutches of evil and become the hero he was born to be.

This is the perfect He-Man film, and one we all could have never imagined getting; in fact, it’s a film some have waited a lifetime for, ever since playing with those toys as tikes. Director Travis Knight has warmly embraced the source material’s joys and delivered the kind of movie that Hollywood has slowly stopped making. A pure cinematic thrill, and this generation’s answer to Flash Gordon, only on an even grander scale, this is the most fun film you’ll see this summer.

The craft on display dazzles, with Eternia bouncing off the screen with explosive colour and imagination, and great special effects sitting comfortably alongside some wowing practical sets and costumes. All while Daniel Pemberton’s score (of the year) rocks the house with rousing guitar work, and some by the legendary Brian May, and even a sequence backed by Queen’s banger “Princes of the Universe”. What’s not to love?

It never takes itself too seriously, and yet it knows when to be serious, resulting in an ‘80s-style fantasy adventure romp, all-embracing of its own ridiculousness but never to the point of mockery. This affectionate film feels made by fans and for fans but also with an accessibility for a wider crowd not in the know, much like Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

It’s popcorn summer blockbuster entertainment with cultclassicinthemaking sensibilities. From Battle Cat MGM logo roar to one particular stellar cameo, the nostalgia is powerful, cheeky and fun, but not all that drives the movie forward. Particularly effective is the film’s honest heart, and genuinely strong message of true strength and acceptance of self, one particularly perfect for young lads of today.

Nicholas Galitzine cuts a mighty charismatic figure as He-Man/Adam, with great supporting turns by Idris Elba as Man-At-Arms and Camila Mendes as Teela, among a subtly impressive cast of familiar faces and voices. However, while he is very much cinema marmite to many, the film is stolen by a nigh-on unrecognisable Bane-meets-Ian McKellen Shakespearean vocal tour-de-force by Jared Leto as Skeletor, in one of his greatest ever performances. His Skeletor has a strong claim to being the villain of 2026 on the big screen. Moustache-twirlingly evil, hilarious, scary and theatrically grand, he is an utter joy whenever on screen and reminiscent of a bygone age of show-stealing golden age villainy.

Go and see Masters of the Universe, folks! It kicks ass. No, seriously. This is the kind of gleeful summer fantasy that barely exists at all anymore. Action-packed, hilarious, poignant and with true heroic flair and villainous deliciousness. Not to mention a third act that resists being the atypical crash, bang, wallop fare in favour of something rather more interesting, thematically breaking down the idea of muscle-bound heroism in the climactic face-off. Oh, and stay for all the credits too!

Masters of the Universe is a colourful, hopeful blast from start to finish. This seriously has the power!

Masters of the Universe is out now in UK cinemas.

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

he-man and the he-team in the live-action Masters of the Universe trailer

Travis Knight’s Masters of the Universe almost nails it. It’s a funny, vibrant reboot with a big heart and even bigger designs on the definition of machismo, compartmentalising nostalgia so that something more earnest and forward-facing can emerge. It’s also an ugly and frustrating film, because despite being packed with great moments and ideas, it can’t help but feel messy, fragmented, and unwilling to commit to itself.

The plot is straightforward: Adam Glenn (Nicholas Galitzine), prince of the fantasy planet Eternia, escapes to Earth after the warlock Skeletor (a pitch-perfect Jared Leto) imprisons its rulers. Entrusted with a magical sword he’s since lost, Adam spends his days daydreaming about how to return to his homeworld. When he does get home, he finds himself at the centre of a desperate war for Eternia’s soul, one that only he can stop.

Masters of the Universe offsets its negatives with a doozy of a positive: Jared Leto. The guy makes for a tremendous Skeletor, losing himself in a hurricane of villainous theatrics and outclassing everyone around him. He’s deliciously one-note, too, something the movie straight-up tells us on numerous occasions. That’s the confidence, the shamelessness we need to see, and that’s precisely what Masters of the Universe lacks.

Besides Leto, Galitzine, and Idris Elba as Man-at-Arms, Masters of the Universe doesn’t bother to develop its supporting cast. Teela (Camila Mendes), a sloppily rendered Cringer (voiced by Tom Wilton), and Evil-Lyn (a lost-looking Alison Brie) are present but lifeless, moving from scene to scene without anything substantial in which to ground their performances.

Masters of the Universe‘s top priority is to broaden our definition of strength, to establish He-Man not as a caricature of machismo, but as someone who prefers talking to fighting, whose true power lies in his empathy. To sell this new version of the character, though, the script needed to showcase his ability to solve problems and relate to people without decking them. We never see that happen, which makes his eventual revelations about himself – the revelations that allow him to win the day – feel unearned and out of left field.

There’s also the matter of its humour, which often undermines the rampant – and necessary – cheesiness of any self-respecting Masters of the Universe movie. During the final act, we get a triumphant, slow-motion group shot of He-Man and co. walking through a cloud of dust. It’s a fabulously corny shot, but rather than let that moment exist as is, the filmmakers rush into an easy visual gag.

It’s a franchise built on a bunch of Mattel action figures. Let it be campy.

 

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BACKROOMS

Backrooms

What began as a viral YouTube series makes its feature debut in Kane Parsons’ horror film of the same name. Most YouTube filmmakers could only dream of doing so for A24 though – let alone scoring actual Chiwetel Ejiofor as their star. In that respect, Backrooms is of a classier vintage than most.

Sure, Backrooms loyalists may baulk at the big-name actor (or actors, depending on where you place Mark Duplass) and move toward traditional filmmaking. At their heart, the original shorts were a smattering of found footage films which bore more in common with a V/H/S segment than your average A24 film. Not so this feature-length adaptation, which largely eschews the found footage approach in favour of a tale about one man’s desperate need for validation, and the woman responsible for talking him down. Boiling it down more than that? It’s The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror IV meets Severance.

Ejiofor plays furniture salesman Clark, who discovers an entrance to the titular Backrooms in the basement of his strip mall showroom. Immediately hypnotised by this labyrinth of beige carpets and magnolia walls, what he soon comes to realise is that he’s not alone. There’s more lurking in the back (rooms) than wonky-looking furniture and headache-inducing ceiling lights. Enter the man’s therapist, Mary (Renate Reinsve) becoming involved when Clark leaves a chilling message on her answering machine. Full of worry for her patient, she enters the Backrooms herself. Will she, like so many dead seagulls and lost souls before her, find only her demise there? Or does something even messier await in the flickering shadows?

That’s more depth than some would have liked from a series founded on creepy visuals and shaky camerawork. With it, a sneaking suspicion that something has been lost in translation. Could Parsons have spent two hours just vibing it with a handheld camera? Sure. Should he have? That’s up for debate. Regardless, the story’s structure should ultimately help Backrooms cater to an audience wider than those who’ve discovered the word ‘liminal space’ within the last five years and made it their whole online personality.

Ejiofor is delightfully messy as the whiskey-chugging, showroom-sleeping Clark, and a fine vessel to traverse the Backrooms with. It’s hard not to draw a parallel from his plight to that of the modern AI user, especially as he falls further down the rabbit wonky chair hole. And then there’s Reinsve’s Mary, who finds something entirely different in this pocket dimension – a man who would rather surround himself with Broken Mirror imitations of reality than take accountability for his actions. And the more literal monsters, of course.

However one feels about the approach, Backrooms still manages to do justice to its setting. The visuals look tremendous, having lost nothing in the transition from YouTube to the big screen. It’s still gratifyingly real, throbbing with a disquieting wrongness which pervades every frame. The 1990s setting helps get across that essential feeling of nostalgia, while Parsons and co-writer Will Soodik extend the scope in a manner which feels natural yet true to the location. Those worried that the film might over-explain its unknowable locale can rest assured – it’s denouement is every bit as baffling and obtuse as the YouTube series which preceded it.

Its approach may divide opinion, but Backrooms emerges as one of the year’s most striking horror films. It’s Backrooms for the masses, but has lost none of the core weirdness which made it so enthralling in the first place.

BACKROOMS is out in UK cinemas now.

THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU

pedro pascal as din djarin in the mandalorian and grogu star wars film

As the opening credits roll on Star Wars’ first feature outing since 2019, Reba McEntire’s lyrics pierce the darkness: “A single dad who works two jobs, who loves his kid and never stops, with gentle hands and a heart of a fighter,” hailing the return of a helmeted Pedro Pascal and baby Yoda – those two jobs being, of course, relentless bounty hunter by trade and emotionally tortured lone wolf by compulsion, a man so committed to stoic isolation that he somehow ended up the most devoted father in the galaxy.

At least, that was our original pitch for The Mandalorian & Grogu. In reality, Din Djarin and his green son’s return is accompanied by Ludwig Göransson’s excellent score, but we stand by our desired introduction.

The actual story finds our reluctant hero conscripted by the fledgling New Republic, who have decided that what their fragile galactic democracy needs is a beskar-clad gun-for-hire and his Force-gifted toddler to go and rescue Rotta the Hutt in exchange for information on an important target. On the way, they’ll face space gangsters, a gladiator ring, war criminals, and a giant water snake.

grogu in the mandalorian and grogu

The storyline and pacing make it clear that this feature is just three episodes of The Mandalorian’s previously planned fourth season, stitched together for a cinema release. Despite that, we’re also happy to confirm that if you’ve never seen a single episode of the Disney+ series, you will be fine to follow along. Jon Favreau has been generous enough to treat the whole enterprise as something of a soft reset, accessible to newcomers but still loaded with Easter eggs for the devoted faithful.

Visually, The Mandalorian and Grogu is doing a lot. Perhaps too much. Favreau wears his influences proudly — the ice-swept opening sequence carries a satisfying echo of The Empire Strikes Back, and across its runtime the film nods appreciatively to Top Gun, Blade Runner, Apocalypse Now, and, delightfully, Gremlins, with additional flavours of the western, kaiju movies, and samurai cinema seasoning the whole thing. It’s a great mood board, except that none of it coalesces into anything genuinely beautiful. Favreau geeks out (visibly, enthusiastically, and at considerable length), but the film never quite achieves the visual poetry of the works it’s so clearly in love with.

Where the film does succeed technically is in its creature work. Grogu and the Anzellans carry that old-school animatronic warmth that CGI will never fully replicate, a tactile physicality that grounds the film and endears the audience. It’s one of the most deliberately nostalgic choices in a film chock-full of them, and it works well.

the mandalorian and grogu

The cast is more variable. Sigourney Weaver appears to be operating under duress – an actress of her calibre deserves better than whatever she’s been handed here, and her scenes have the vaguely glazed energy of someone waiting out their contract. Elsewhere, Jabba’s nephew Rotta the Hutt is, against all odds, surprisingly lovable, though it’s worth noting that Jeremy Allen White’s voice has been so heavily processed that the casting barely registers. A brief cameo from Martin Scorsese as a Chef-inspired food truck-owning alien is, frankly, exactly as wonderful as it sounds.

The fight choreography is genuinely solid, the score is robust and inventive, and there are set pieces (particularly that aforementioned opening sequence) that remind you of the genuine craft at the project’s core. The wolf-and-cub structure gives the film a clear emotional throughline even when the actual plot refuses to provide one: the story, as we’ve said, is episodic and lacks the discernible beats that make a feature – which makes it all the more baffling when the film fumbles the one moment it should have been able to land in its sleep.

We’re talking here about the handling of Mando’s de-helmeting, which is given away like a free supermarket sample in the trailer. It’s a moment the series has always treated with near-religious gravity, and is here afforded roughly the same tonal weight as a scene transition. It lands with a jarring thud, the emotional architecture around it conspicuously absent.

For all its shortcomings, The Mandalorian and Grogu is nonetheless hard to resent. Made by people who love these references deeply, who want to share that love, and who haven’t quite figured out how to synthesise it all into something coherent, it’s simply too earnest a film to dislike wholly. As love letters go, it’s illegible in places. But the affection is real, and that counts for something.

 

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