ENYS MEN

The woman (Mary Woodvine) inspects flowers in Enys Men

Mark Jenkin’s 2019 debut Bait was a drama about the effects of tourism on a Cornish fishing village, but its intense, gritty style drew many comparisons to horror. Jenkin has more deliberately leaned into the genre for his follow-up feature; Enys Men – the title means ‘Stone Island’ – is a Cornish folk horror.

In 1973, a woman (Mary Woodvine) lives alone on a remote island. Daily, she measures the soil temperature under a particular patch of flowers; her repeated notation of “no change” may refer to the state of the flowers but also sums up the way her routine is presented across the first half of the movie.

However, not all is as it seems. From a radio report indicating that 1973 is long past to a boat sunk in the nineteenth century reappearing in contemporary form, the timeline of events surrounding this island doesn’t add up. But the woman seems oblivious to this, until the appearance of mysterious lichen, growing not just on the flowers but on her own body, finally stirs her to record a change.

The film doesn’t give answers, but relishes in the ambiguity. Is she lost in her isolated mind, or haunted by the island’s ghosts? Or perhaps she’s one of them, captured in the crackly celluloid of Jenkin’s 16mm film? The footage appears patched together from unearthed ‘70s film, and the experimental style – many close-ups, jarring editing, minimal dialogue – creates an at-times overwhelming sense of eeriness.

But whereas Bait used this style to complement an impactful and relevant narrative, with Enys Men, the end result feels a little like the character – lost and in need of purpose.

Enys Men is released in UK cinemas on January 13th 2023.

THE DEEP HOUSE

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Some say if you have seen one haunted house film, you have seen ‘em all. Well even those people have not quite seen one done like writers/directors Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo’s (Inside) latest film The Deep House. Taking a familiar genre and asking the question of what would happen if this were all underwater? This high-concept horror is every bit as intriguing as it sounds, even more so considering the incredible lengths gone to create it. Lengths that have made all the difference.

The film sees engaged young couple Ben (James Jagger) and Tina (Camille Rowe), as they scour Europe to search old abandoned properties and live stream it for their YouTube channel. Driven by achieving big views, Ben seeks out a secret spot in France, only for it to turn out to be a tourist hotspot. Deflated and disappointed, Ben soon meets a local who tells him of a real secret, a house, fully preserved, found at the bottom of a secluded part of an artificially submerged lake. This could be a chance to go where no one has before, but what lies beneath is a home to not just drowned secrets but something truly sinister.

While it’s not unfair to say that you have seen some of the plot elements here played out before, you’ve never seen it all done like this. The Deep House is a slow-building, taut and even rather cruel horror offering (that ending), which at a brief 85 minutes swims along at a good pace and is packed with an unshakeable inevitable dread and terrific atmosphere.

Combining elements of found footage with traditional narrative filmmaking, this movie crafts its scares and settings fully the old-fashioned way. Relying on impressive sets and an almost real-time underwater story, achieved with real stunt divers and outstanding aquatic camerawork. 

Jacques Ballard’s cinematography is particularly brilliant, even before it heads to the depths of the lake, and the abandoned evil property that sits there. The early moments even neatly set up what is to follow, as the quiet, nature-reclaimed visuals grow in number until we are trapped alongside Ben and Tina in the soggy home from hell, which is fully concealed by mother nature. 

Meanwhile, our affections for these well-played lead characters are allowed to grow too, as they both increasingly realise (Ben especially) that the price of viral fame is far too often, all too great.

While ‘The Deep House’ of the title is almost a third main character. It looks fantastic, feels claustrophobic and even authentic, and the mystery it shelters, while not exactly as novel as the concept itself, is effectively nasty. And there are even a couple of twists thrown in (and a post-credits scene).

Maury and Bustillo achieve maximum effect from their oxygen-dwindling premise, and it blends pretty fantastically with the tropes of the haunted house film, as well as other horror sub-genres that serve as inspiration here. This is a film, that’s ambition is clear to see, even when some of the bubble-coated, water thrashing action isn’t. Indeed there are a couple of moments where you lose track of who is doing what, but they are low in quantity. And don’t sink, what is a very well-made film.

The Deep House is a rather original submerged subversion of the haunted house horror flick, that makes its paranormal activity even more breathless…literally!

The Deep House is out now on Blu-ray and DVD

THE OFFERING [FrightFest Halloween 2022]

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The Offering provides a new slant on faith-based terror, leaning into the Jewish faith without a Golem in sight.

Art (Nick Blood) brings his wife, Claire (Emily Wiseman), to finally meet and reconcile with his orthodox father, Saul (Allan Corduner). Art has an ulterior motive for this reunion, though and his father won’t be happy with the business deal he’s planning. However, Heimish (Paul Kaye) brings a familiar face to Saul’s funeral parlour who appears to have killed himself, and things start getting tense as Heimish finds out that Saul wants to sell off the business. A personal tragedy throws things onto a much darker path, and

Masterfully directed by Oliver Park, with moodily roaming and swirling camerawork from Lorenzo Senatore, The Offering delivers some well-paced chills and brings forth a horror to be reckoned with. Park overdoes the jump scares somewhat, but the atmosphere and eeriness he generates make up for this. Far from the standard ‘man loses faith, battles demons, regains faith’ story, The Offering provides an engaging narrative through Jewish folklore. The fabulous funeral home that provides the main location is brilliantly haunting in its own right, but the addition of a malevolent force. Even the scenes without supernatural happenings become filled with dread as Park attempts to enhance the uniqueness of the story in a subgenre already filled with samey entries.

ON THE EDGE [FrightFest Halloween 2022]

The Soska Sisters’ long-awaited new film is a visually mesmerising and disturbing attack on the morals of those who preach purity and the power of sexual therapy, no matter how far that goes.

Peter (Aramis Sartorio) has a loving wife (Sylvia Soska, sporting a blonde wig) and twin daughters (Alanna and Brianne Finn-Morris), and is due to be away for a few days ‘on business’. Checking into the penthouse suite of a luxurious hotel, Peter is faced with Mistress Satana (Jen Soska). As she submits him to a most degrading and painful form of punishment, he’s forced to confront himself and his past.

If American Mary pushed the boundaries of body modification, On the Edge does the same when it comes to BDSM. Sartorio is a famed adult film star so is used to the type of content that makes up most of the Soska’s movie but it’s still enough to have most males in the viewing audience wince more than a few times. As the dominatrix, Jen puts in a remarkable performance, she melds scary (and there are moments when she’s downright terrifying!) into sexy perfectly. Even though things get extreme – and the lines between reality and the psychotropic blur – the adult nature of the performance doesn’t lean toward exploitation or titillation. It’s a matter-of-fact depiction of a sex worker who holds all the power and agency, which is refreshing.

While we’re not sure whether Peter knew what he was letting himself in for by booking his room at first, as the film progresses, things become even more fucked-up, and as such, it becomes clearer. Peter has clearly got issues to work through and his 36 hours in the nightmare of the penthouse might be just what he needs.

Despite not boasting the gore that has filled the Twisted Twins’ earlier films, On the Edge is their most challenging watch yet. It’s also the one that will linger long in the mind as we ruminate on the themes and execution. Religious hypocrisy is low-hanging fruit (well, apple at least), and the sisters fill the dialogue with references to Lilith and the like that will make your local priest explode.

It certainly won’t be for everyone and isn’t their most commercial film, but it’s not one that can be dismissed too easily.

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

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Martin McDonagh reunites his In Bruges dream team – Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell – in a film that’s as funny, powerful, and profound as its 2008 predecessor even though it’s largely cut from an entirely different dramatic cloth. It’s 1923 and the tiny, remote island of Inisherin – a cold, bleak place whose stony-faced inhabitants live in stone-walled houses and cottages – exists away from but on the fringes of the Irish Civil War raging on the nearby mainland. Padraic Suilleabhain (Farrell) is baffled and distressed when his long-time friend and drinking buddy, local folk musician Colm Doherty (Gleeson) announces that he no longer wants to speak to his old friend as he doesn’t like him anymore. Padraic can’t understand what’s changed and what he’s done to offend and he refuses the advice of his patient sister Siobhan (Kerry Condon) and troubled local lad Dominic (Barry Keoghan) to accept the situation and just get on with his life. Colm – who spends much of his time gazing out to sea and working on a new and definitive folk song – becomes exasperated by Padraic’s constant attempts to rebuild bridges and eventually he tells him that every time Padraic bothers him or talks to him he will cut off one of his own left fingers with a pair of sheep shears.

The Banshees of Inisherin is, at its heart, a story of aching loneliness and the fragility of friendship and the inevitability of our own mortality. Padraic just wants life to carry on as he’s always known it, his restless sister Siobhan at his side and his best drinking buddy Colm never far away. Colm, though, has become aware of the butterfly nature of human life, obsessed with leaving something behind that will be remembered and no longer willing to spend time with people who don’t fulfil him. It’s achingly poignant watching Padraic plunged into despair at the loss of his friend and Colm turning his back on a friend he has presumably known all his life. The parallels between the collapse of the pair’s relationship and the war being fought just over the horizon speak for themselves.

Yet The Banshees of Inisherin is frequently absolutely hilarious, laugh out loud funny. Padraic – possibly Farrel’s finest performance – is a simple soul completely at sea when his world is turned upside down and convinced that his persistence will put things right. Barry Keoghan is a simple soul but he’s an oddly wise head on young shoulders; he sees things as they are, in black and white with no shades of grey and he often provides much of the film’s broadest humour despite the dark underbelly of his own life, living with his father, brutish local Police officer Peadar Kearney (Gary Lydon) who physically and sexually abuses him. Gleeson is superb, of course, a man of few words, a forbidding, giant bear of a man who has made up his mind and will not be turned. Kerry Condon’s delightful Siobhan is the voice of reason but even she can only take so much of life on the barren, insular island with its quirky roll call of eccentrics.

The Banshees of Inisherin is a powerful, thoughtful, beautifully-photographed piece that will make you laugh uproariously one minute before turning on a dime and bringing a tear to your eye. It’s worlds away from the sort of fare we tend to take for granted at our multiplexes and it’s a reminder that some of the very best stories are about ordinary folk living ordinary lives with all the humour and drama and tragedy that comes with just being alive. Outstanding.

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN is in cinemas now.

BARBARIAN

When two strangers find that they have accidentally booked into the same Airbnb on the same night, a horrifying discovery is made. And not just a concerning lack of toilet paper in the bathroom. Is the outwardly genial but odd-in-ways-you-can’t-quite-put-your-finger-on Keith (Bill Skarsgård) all that he seems to be? Searching for said loo roll in the basement, Tess (Georgina Campbell) stumbles across – no, wait, we’ve said too much already.

From unassuming beginnings, writer and director Zach Cregger spins the year’s most shocking horror film. There are comparisons to be made to the likes of Martyrs, Malignant and even Psycho, should one care to look for them, but his Barbarian is a beast of its own, packing a series of vicious surprises up its (tightly buttoned, well-tailored) sleeve.

The questions quickly rack up. Do Keith’s smiles and apparent good manners hide something more sinister? Is Tess the innocent heroine she at first appears to be? What is Justin Long doing here, after all these years of Justin Long not being in much at all? Where does Richard Brake fit in, and will he be playing the kind of monster he usually does, in this sort of thing? And what is this sort of thing, anyway? All of which will be answered, and we’ll let the film do its own talking.

Cregger layers suspense on suspense, from the initial anxieties of Tess and Bill’s predicament – pregnant with tension and unspoken fears – to the film’s more traditional genre flourishes. In its menfolk, the film taps into the inherent perils of womanhood, both subtle and more overt. The themes may be timely, but they’re also timeless (especially if you happen to be a woman, navigating the creeps of today), and in service of something startlingly unpredictable and original.

At the same time, the film impresses with a strain of cleverly employed gallows humour, puncturing the tension and scares with much-needed levity. Perhaps Long threatens to push the whole thing into all-out comedy, but it’s a deliciously slimy performance from one of horror’s more underappreciated figures. Campbell will likely have audiences screaming at their screens where some of her character’s decision-making is concerned, but the actress is a grounding presence, and a sympathetic straight woman to the Skarsgård-isms and wacky Justin Long behaviour.

To say more would be to spoil one of the year’s wildest releases. What we can say: Barbarian is a rollicking genre ride into the unexpected, the unsettling and the unforgettable.

 

Barbarian is in UK cinemas from October 28th.

SHADY GROVE

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Shaina (Niki McElroy) and her partner, Mark (Todd Anthony), along with their friend Eli (Juhaha Jones) have booked into a remote holiday home in the sparsely populated Shady Grove. Shaina is pregnant, and this could be the couple’s last hurrah, so they want to make the most of it. Eli has been into the village and could have already hooked up with a local, inviting her to party with them later. When Emma (Sydney Morgan) arrives with her friend Taylor (Victoria Baldessara), Shaina feels things are off. This is not least since she’s been smelling something particularly rancid coming from a locked pantry. Eli takes Emma away for some alone time, but things get very gruesome when some locals arrive wearing animal masks.

Mixing elements of folk horror and home invasion tropes, Shady Grove is an entertaining enough tale that hits the right spots when it needs to. Luckily, it doesn’t play the ‘cabin in the woods’ angle too much, leaning into the characters rather than the location until the ominous appearances of the animal-masked attackers.

McElroy and Anthony are fantastic as the expecting couple, and Jones is jovial enough as their overly ‘eager to get some action’ pal. Once things begin to get deadly, the film slips into some more predictable moments, but still remains an entertaining romp.

 

Shady Grove is out now on digital platforms in the US

SLASH/BACK

Four teenage Inuit girls from Pangnirtung battle blood-sucking parasitic aliens in the flawed but endearing debut feature from Nyla Innuksuk, Slash/Back.

We’ve all seen our fair share of alien invasion blockbusters that are set in a large city or nation of power and all hit the same beats. In this charming little film, not only is it set in Pangnirtung with all indigenous unknown actors, but it mixes genres with modern comedy, coming of age (think Stranger Things) and sci-fi horror (most notably influenced by John Carpenter’s The Thing, which is also referenced in dialogue with its synopsis).

Maika (Tasiana Shirley) and her three friends all have distinct characteristics but all share a rebellious nature that leads to them banding together to combat the alien threat – with our main heroine being ashamed of her Inuit heritage which is shown by her refusing to speak her parent’s native language when around them. The aliens themselves are very reminiscent of the aforementioned The Thing and even a bit of War of the Worlds with the ship that crash landed rooting itself into the earth and beginning to spread. Their design when they take over the local wildlife and population evokes memories of Annihilation and a bit of the uncanny valley with stretchy-rubbery faces as if they aren’t quite sure how to really hide in plain sight.

With all of the appealing indie-feeling elements of the film, it is hampered quite heavily by all of these limitations in its overall presentation and staying power. It is great to see local talent being used for an on-set adventure but some of the moments fail to hit the mark because of their inexperience along with some of the effects being borderline silly that you have to really suspend your disbelief. However, the nature of the story and the natural chemistry of the cast does paper over those cracks.

Although hindered in parts by its low budget and inexperienced cast, Slash/Back bodes a creative director and the natural chemistry between the cast creates a wonderful charm and playfulness that makes the 90-minute runtime still very enjoyable.

 

Slash/Back premieres on Shudder Friday, November 13th

BLACK ADAM

Black Adam is a mess. Dwayne Johnson’s decade-in-the-making debut as ancient powerhouse Teth-Adam is earnest but sloppy, a misguided attempt at an origin story that never feels as potent as it wants to be.  The result is a film that feels more like the comic book movie equivalent of an inside joke than an accessible crowd-pleaser.

5,000 years ago, through a series of events outside his control, Teth-Adam became the champion of Kahndaq. He freed his people from an oppressive regime and… went to sleep. Now, in present-day Kahndaq, a search for the dangerous Crown of Sabbac leads to Adam’s awakening. Aided by the Justice Society, Adam must choose between doing good or frying people with lightning. An impossible choice for a guy who can reduce his enemies to smoldering skeletons without breaking a sweat.

Like so many live-action DC stories, Black Adam looks awful. Director Jaume Collet-Saura substitutes well-shot action for Snyder-esque slo-mo, reducing emotional beats to empty spectacle that isn’t much to look at anyway.  Rather than establish its own visual identity, Black Adam sticks to the DCEU’s trademark shoddiness, becoming yet another technically fraught entry in an aimless franchise.

But as uninspired and unimpressive as so much of Black Adam is, it does get two things right: Johnson and Pierce Brosnan. Both are excellent. Next to Johnson, Brosnan’s Doctor Fate is the only character who doesn’t look hopelessly bored. The supporting cast feels lifeless, functioning as archetypes meant to populate an emotionally devoid plot rather than elevate the material. The movie’s perfunctory nature is evident in a broader sense, too. Forced dynamics, poor writing, and clunky exposition abound; nothing about the story, its ramifications, or its relationships feels fun, organic or authentic, and its overblown climax drives this insipidness home further.

Black Adam feels less like a passion project and more like mindless table-setting; its promises are more exciting than the product itself, which isn’t difficult when you’ve engineered an entire movie to build other stories rather than stand on its own. Here’s to hoping the character’s next appearance is more memorable.

V/H/S/99

After breaking Shudder records with V/H/S/94, the found footage franchise returns to the nineties with this 1999 set entry. Taking in punk bands, kids’ game shows and Jackass-style pranksters, this is an authentically scuzzy instalment, and one of the nastiest V/H/S movies so far. But is there anything in it that can beat 94’s Raatma, or does the turn-of-the-century bring us more in line with the series’ low point, Viral?

Enlisting filmmakers Maggie Levin, Johannes Roberts, Flying Lotus, Tyler MacIntyre and Joseph and Vanessa Winter, ’99 may have its lows, but its highs are some of the highest the series has ever seen. Opener Shredding is grisly but not a reliable sample of quality, offering little besides lurid splatter and gory makeup. The scares really drop when Suicide Bid does. This sorority girls piece is simple but effective, throwing a double-whammy of claustrophobia and arachnophobia at tormented heroine (Ally Ioannides). Be warned.

However, the anthology’s standout tale comes with Flying Lotus’ Ozzy’s Dungeon, which is part Legends of the Hidden Temple (or Jungle Run, to those of us who grew up on CITV), part Saw film. Featuring a standout performance from Steven Ogg, it’s one of the franchise’s more demented entries, drastically switching gears not once but twice, and featuring a truly gag-worthy use of gore and bodily fluids.

After that, MacIntyre’s The Gawkers is something of a disappointment, even if its depiction of American Pie-era creeps rings true. Scares are minimal, the CGI is rough, and the twist was done far better in the first V/H/S movie.

Thankfully, the film goes out on a high with the Winters’ To Hell and Back, which would send a couple of Bros to Hell and back… if they survive. The madcap energy of the directors’ recent Deadstream gives the film its best action sequences and gnarliest creature designs. If ever one of these things deserved their own spin-off feature, it’s this one, which confirms the Winters as two of the most exciting directors working in found footage today.

As ever with this franchise, the hit rate veers wildly in its quality. Still, V/H/S/99 has a higher hit rate than previous instalments, and replicates its era’s visuals and sensibilities well.