THINE EARS SHALL BLEED

There’s evil in the woods.

So said William, the father in The Witch. It’s a pity the unfortunate Thatcher family did not heed his wise words a couple of centuries later as they travel in their covered wagon through the 1860s American Mid-West. When an unmapped fork in the road offers them a choice of routes, they make a decision that isn’t going to turn out well for any of them.

When the trail comes to an end, they decide to camp for the night before turning back. But a mysterious sound convinces the pious minister, Rev. Ezekiel Thatcher, that the ground is holy, that they have been chosen and the noises in the woods are the voice of God.

But the noises are something else. And it’s not good.

In his first feature film, director Ben Bigelow, who co-writes with brother William, gets a lot right. The film seems influenced by The Witch, with its authentic dialogue and focus on a pious family confronting woodland evil, with an innocent girl lured into corruption.

The cinematography, music, and sound design all punch above what is, presumably, a small budget. The script is well-structured, revealing what is really going on in a way that retains our interest. Some of the performances stand out, in particular Hannah Cable as the mother, desperate to protect her children in the wake of her husband’s increasing lunacy. She’s great – utterly convincing – and handles the film’s most look-away moment very well indeed.

Unfortunately, there’s an issue with the editing, which sees far too many scenes fade to black just as they get going. The impact is a reduction in tension, a constant reserve just when you want things to let rip a little. Admittedly, this stops towards the film’s climax when things really do kick-off, but the effect is frustrating rather than frightening.

Final revelations come as little surprise; they’re well foreshadowed early on. And while it all does add up to a satisfying, if expected, climax, Tine Ears Shall Bleed isn’t quite as atmospheric or frightening as it tries to be and ends with the absolute worst shot of the entire film.

The effort required to make this film must have been huge, and what has been achieved is admirable. Certainly, Thine Ears Shall Bleed is a solid experience, which bodes well for what lies in store for the Bigelow boys.

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THINE EARS SHALL BLEED is out now on digital platforms.

IN A VIOLENT NATURE

What does Jason Voorhees get up to when he’s not hacking horny teenagers into bloody ribbons? If he’s anything like the killer of In a Violent Nature, then it’s a lot of schlepping around the woods, slowly stomping from one victim to the next.

This Canadian slasher film by Chris Nash is unique in that it follows the silent killer (Ry Barrett) from his perspective, opening with his rude awakening in the woods. When idiot teenagers inadvertently raise the rotting monster from his grave, he won’t rest until he’s murdered everything around him into a gory slop.

Billed as an ‘ambient slasher film,’ this experimental take on the subgenre features no score, no soundtrack and minimal dialogue, except for that which is encountered by Johnny on his commute. A crisply-shot Ontarian wilderness ensures that Johnny’s hike never feels like a slog – even if the man does shuffle about like an overburdened Fallout character. The sound design, too, sings, from the chirruping, chittering woodlands to the bone-crunching, squelchy harmonies of Johnny’s violence.

Over fifty years of slasher history will tell us who his victims are and what their conversations are like, so when Johnny catches up with them, the story does so without missing a beat. Would-be final girl Kris (Andrea Pavlovic) makes a lot of minimal screen time, somehow feeling like a fully rounded character despite the fact she’s barely in the thing. Well, it’s hard not to root for the girl when Johnny is out here pulping her friends into bits.

As for Johnny, he’s a Jason analogue with mommy issues of his own and a compelling mythology (mostly Friday the 13th with a little bit of Hatchet, and a snifter of My Bloody Valentine). The antique fireman’s mask and dragging hooks help him to come into his own, while the sheer brutality of the kills set him apart from the rest of his kin.

In a Violent Nature starts slowly; an off-screen slaughter here and a head bisection there, finally peaking in one of the most unique, gratuitous, and mean-spirited kills ever seen in a horror film. It’s not funny, but the extreme violence builds to a point of absurdity, one horrific punchline after the next. It’s the greatest Friday the 13th film never made.

What it doesn’t have, however, is the patience to fully commit to its slow cinema aspirations, cheating by snipping around Johnny’s movements and suddenly giving up on the conceit altogether during the final act. Such compromises ensure narrative structure and keep things flowing, but it’s a disappointing betrayal of the premise.

In a Violent Nature isn’t a reinvention of slasher cinema – but nor does it claim to be. Instead, Nash uses the audience’s familiarity with its tropes to poke fun at horror franchisedom, offering a lesser-seen perspective on the ensuing carnage.

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IN A VIOLENT NATURE is in cinemas from July 12th.

MANCUNIAN MAN

Subtitled The Legendary Life of Cliff Twemlow, this fascinating documentary sheds light on one of the pioneers of shot-on-video filmmaking in the UK.

While mainstream film fans will be unaware of Cliff’s work, video nasty connoisseurs will definitely know his movie G.B.H., which hit rental stores in 1983 and became a cult classic. Hailing from Manchester, Twemlow had a few strings to his bow. As well as making films, he was a nightclub doorman (a bouncer), an author, and a composer. His music is part of the DeWolfe collection, a library of licensable tunes, and Cliff’s contributions ended up being used in Dawn of the Dead and as the theme to the UK TV series Crown Court. Director Jake West (Midnight Peepshow), himself a veteran of UK low-budget filmmaking, puts together a wealth of talking heads from Cliff’s life. Family members, as well as various cast and crew, make sense of his life in an affectionate but honest way. By the end of the film, you’d wish you knew Twemlow.

The doc serves fans of G.B.H. really well but also goes deep into his other, occasionally unfinished, projects and movies. Being an early adapter of home video recording, there’s plenty of contemporary footage to illustrate the various stories. Ashley Thorpe (Borley Rectory) provides some fun animated moments that invigorate stills.

In a similar fashion to Being Frank, Mancunian Man takes an underrated northern artist whose impact could have been greater given the right breaks. Cliff Twemlow’s story should provide encouragement to the current crop of British indie filmmakers. One can only imagine what wonders Cliff would have created with modern equipment. An essential watch for anyone remotely interested in indie film and the crazy days of the VHS era.

MANCUNIAN MAN: THE LEGENDARY LIFE OF CLIFF TWEMLOW is available on Tubi and digital platforms.

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TELEPORT

Let’s get this straight from the very off, although the premise of teleportation as a means of travel is central to the themes of Teleport, this isn’t a sci-fi movie. We’ll say it’s sci-fi adjacent instead. What it is, is a masterful treatise on illegal immigration and sex trafficking. It should also be noted that there is no room for levity here either, Teleport is as bleak as all hell and it needs to be. The themes it explores are dark, grisly and oftentimes disturbing.

In a futuristic state, formally known as Moldova, a gay couple are in hiding from a government that believes they shouldn’t exist. After a run in with the law, they turn to human smuggler who could be their ticket to the Promised Land that is England. To say anymore would stray in to spoiler territory, and truly the best way of watching this is knowing as little of the plot as possible.

Everything about this movie hits the mark. For its budget, the cinematography is top notch, from the wide-open vista of the film’s opening to the almost claustrophobic close ups of the stately home location later in the film. The sound design pops with deafening gun shots that make you feel the bullet entering your skull and picks up on every whim and whimper of the cast.

Speaking of the cast, this predominantly female cast (as you expect from a film with its central themes) sparkle on screen. Our lead, who faces an out of the frying pan in to the fireplace style arc, conveys every emotion without resorting to melodrama, instead, using mere glances or minor movements to convey horror at the situation she finds herself in. The rest of the supporting cast are just as good, with the character of Orla being a stand out performance in a cutesy kind of menace.

There’s little more to say then, than this comes highly recommended indeed. A sucker punch of a movie that unflinchingly weaves a tale of feminine power over adversity. Oh, and did we mention the ending? One that will stick with you long after the credits have rolled.

TELEPORT is out now on digital platforms. 

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MAXXXINE

“I will not accept a life I do not deserve,” proclaims the inimitable Maxine (fuckin’) Minx as the third entry in Ti West’s horror trilogy begins. Set in 1985, years after her exxxperience in and decades after Technicolor prequel Pearl, this Hollywood thriller follows the star (Mia Goth) in her anything-goes quest for fame.

This takes her to the set of the horror sequel The Puritan II, directed by Elizabeth Bender (Elizabeth Debicki). Scoring the lead role, Maxine is convinced that the stardom she so deserves is, at last, at her fingertips. However, there’s the small matter of a serial murderer on the loose – a copycat killer imitating the style (and Satanic branding) of the Night Stalker. And, if Maxine’s dead friends and co-workers are anything to go by, he has it in for Miss Minx. So too, does grubby private dick John Labat (Kevin Bacon) – a disturbing reminder of sins and traumas past.

Like and Pearl before it, MaXXXine is a pitch-perfect genre pastiche – in this case, aping the maxxximalist style of Brian De Palma and Dario Argento in its tone and seedy visuals. From the sticking plaster on Labat’s nose (how very Chinatown) to a visit to Bates Motel, the film is a love letter to the Hollywood of yesteryear, often to its own detriment.

The visuals are on point, and West’s version of ’80s Los Angeles is a compelling one (once upon another time in Hollywood), but Maxine herself is lost in the stew – the least interesting thing about her own movie. Goth gives a strong performance as Maxine, but she’s outshone by the more vibrant characters – Bacon’s repellent detective; Giancarlo Esposito, playing against type; Debicki’s chilly horror director – and underserved by the writing. There’s little tension to the story itself – it’s hard to play cat-and-mouse when the killer knows where Maxine is at all times, and she’s directly handed his address during the first half hour of the film.

For a woman so fiercely determined to claim what she is owed, Maxine feels less in control of her own destiny than ever – almost declawed as she wanders timidly into the messy, incongruously daft finale.

This is a colourful but uneven closer to the series, impressing with ball-busting gore and slick storytelling but not quite sticking the landing. Maxine Minx deserved better.

MaXXXine is out in UK cinemas now.

 

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HOSTILE DIMENSIONS

Hostile dimensions

“You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.”

Beaten to the punch by a concept from Futurama – but no less worthwhile for it – this dimension-hopping found footage film takes to the Multiverse, assisted by FrightFest favourite Graham Hughes (Death of a Vlogger). When two documentary makers investigate the mysterious disappearance of a young graffiti artist, they find more than they bargained for in the unassuming white door they decide to lug home.

More than just any door, this one turns out to be a portal to the Multiverse. After some bickering, the pair decide to dive in and explore. Not quite everything, everywhere, all at once, but there is a scary panda and a talking dog.

With everyone from Spider-Man to Rick & Morty getting in on the Multiverse, the concept is already pretty old hat, but this cheerily low-key sci-fi proves that it shouldn’t be relegated entirely to superheroes and snarky cartoons. Saving pennies with the found footage format, Hughes spends the pounds where it really matters – on a refreshingly competent cast, surprisingly clean visuals, and a neat hook.

The Multiverse may be getting tired, but this low-budget sci-fi proves that there are still a few unexplored dimensions to the concept yet.

Hostile Dimensions is on digital platforms on August 26th.

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MAXXXINE

Let’s get this out of the way early: writer/director Ti West’s trilogy-capping MaXXXine is no Pearl. The bones of greatness are certainly there, though, and with a firmer handle on what it wants to be, West’s latest could’ve been an all-timer. ’80s Hollywood revived through B-movie gore and era-faithful styling? Mia Goth blowing minds (again)? Kevin Bacon as an amoral PI who becomes tougher and tougher to look at as the story progresses? Giancarlo Esposito cheesin’ it up as a shady talent agent? Colour us invested! Unfortunately, the ghost of a better film hangs over the whole picture, making its actual contents all the more fascinating and frustrating.

On its barest bones, the plot goes a little like this, six years after the events of X, porn actress Maxine Minx vies for fame in Los Angeles. She’s hungry for ‘real’ acting roles, running herself ragged until a dream gig presents itself, the lead in Elizabeth Bender’s (Elizabeth Debicki) horror flick The Puritan II. Jeopardising her flourishing stardom, however, are the Night Stalker killings, which overlap with a more personal threat hell-bent on retribution. Final product aside, this is some of West’s best plotting to date. It’s a shame he doesn’t quite nail down what he wants to achieve here.

MaXXXine‘s prevailing themes – humanity’s desire for fame, how media influences and changes human interaction – feel diluted; there’s too much happening for any of it to make a lasting impression. Making real-life Night Stalker murders the backdrop for an ’80s-set horror flick could’ve gone far conceptually. In fact, for certain writers, that story might’ve told itself. But West isn’t interested in taking that avenue. The utility of the Night Stalker’s narrative starts and stops at its placement as a distraction. The 14-month killing spree doesn’t ever seize the spotlight, but it garners enough attention to interfere with MaXXXine‘s better elements. Taking inventory of everything West packs into the script, you’ve got two serial killer subplots, a family drama, and overspill from the bloodbath on Pearl’s farm. It’s a little too much to wrangle in 104 minutes.

Here’s the thing, though: The Night Stalker is misdirection. The true villain here is one moustache twirl (and moustache) away from feeding Maxine to the foot-board of a train. This cartoonish ostentation works, too, especially as a mirror of Maxine’s thirst for fame. But while vanity, faith, rage, and liberally applied makeup may have ironed this killer into a creaseless vessel for deadly hypocrisy, his presence doesn’t hold a candle to Bacon’s goofy – yet somehow still sinister – PI, John Labat. From the get-go, the character is unquestionably, unabashedly a slimeball. His matted hair, salt-and-pepper grin, and casual creepiness render him simultaneously repulsive and mesmerising, and Bacon seems to have a ball playing up the guy’s seediness.

Then we have Goth, who again flits between relentless longing and ferocious entitlement with disarming ease. She’s quiet, driven, and the X trilogy is the perfect showcase for her. While Maxine Minx isn’t the showstopper Pearl is, both roles benefit from Goth’s uncanny ability to elicit pity, fear, and revulsion almost simultaneously. This has been and will always be the Mia Goth show, and we won’t soon forget it!

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MAXXXINE is in cinemas from July 5th

A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE

Fears that John Krasinski’s gripping, nail-biting sci-fi/horror series might “do a Cloverfield” in the third entry into what has become an unlikely franchise are mercifully unfounded in A Quiet Place: Day One. Written and directed by Michael Sarnoski (with Krasinski exec producing and sharing a story credit), Day One is as tense and unnerving as the previous two films in the series, but its emphasis on character over spectacle – although there’s plenty of spectacle for action-hounds – makes for a slightly subtler and more intimate piece.

As the title suggests, we’re right back at the start of the chaos as New York is attacked by hordes of vicious, vaguely arachnid aliens that hunt by sound. As in the previous films, the slightest sound – a footstep, the crack of something underfoot, a human cry of sheer terror – spells instant death. But in the hours before the arrival of the creature, we meet Samira (Lupita Nyong’o), suffering from terminal cancer and living with her service cat Frodo (the star of the show in so many ways) in a hospice outside the city. She reluctantly agrees to join a group of fellow patients on a bus trip to the theatre, understanding that there’ll be pizza from her favourite childhood pizza parlour on the way home. But from the outset, it’s clear that something’s not right; jet planes scream overhead, sirens blare in the distance, and there’s a palpable sense of dread and unease building because we, at least, know what’s coming. When it comes, it’s carnage. Meteors, presumably bearing the aliens, bombard the city, and all hell breaks loose.

The city falls silent almost immediately, and Sam meets up with fellow survivor Eric (Joseph Quinn), a shell-shocked English law student. She tries to shake him off and send him toward evacuation boats leaving from the other side of the city, but they stick together and soon form a bond of trust forged from a mutual instinct for survival. Their friendship is gentle and sweet-natured and never descends into mawkishness and sentimentality – Sarnoski sensibly avoids drawing them into a cliched romantic relationship.

There are a number of hugely exciting action sequences and moments of extreme peril for the pair (and Frodo), and despite its relatively small budget of just under $70 million, the film creates a real sense of scale and scenes of New York under attack and its bridges blown up in an attempt to contain the alien threat, are hugely impressive because there’s a sense of torn-from-the-headlines realism to them. We’re familiar with the threat now from the previous films but taking the story back to the very beginning (whilst sharing some connective tissue to the previous films via an appearance from Djimon Hounsou from Part Two) and placing it a recognisable modern urban setting makes them even more implacable and terrifying than ever before.

Scary, suspenseful and driven by two well-developed characters we genuinely care about despite the fact that, by the very nature of the film, they barely speak to one another, A Quiet Place: Day One is another assured and mature entry in possibly the most reliable genre film series of the 21st century.

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A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE is in cinemas in the UK and around the world now

GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM (2018) [Blu-ray]

The bank accounts of horror fans across the globe are preparing to be raided as Second Sight Films release yet another content-filled special edition version of Jung Bum-shik’s found-footage flick Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum.

Starring Wi Ha-joon, Lee Seung-wook, and Park Ji-hyun, the 2018 film follows a horror web series crew who travel to the infamous titular asylum to investigate the ghost stories surrounding the building. Rumour has it that the ping-pong-loving director of the hospital killed all of the patients and went missing, and the filmmakers’ livestream sees them uncover the horrors that took place behind closed doors.

The scares of Gonjiam begin in the opening scene, where a previous filmmaking team’s journey through the building is cut abruptly short, and it doesn’t let up from there as viewers are locked into a supernatural assault from all angles. Long, unmoving handheld camera shots ratchet up the tension, which is heightened by the harrowing tales unearthed in the asylum. Bum-shik has one mission and one mission only: to terrify his audience, and he achieves just that on multiple levels as its found-footage format grounds it in a haunting realism.

And what’s more, the Second Sight release features a brand new audio commentary, video essay, featurettes, trailers, and limited edition content for viewers to delve deeper into the mysteries of Gonjiam. This is the definition of terror: needling into your brain and never offering even a morsel of relief throughout its runtime. It is a must-watch for any horror fan, and this release should be a staple in any physical media collection.

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GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM is out now on limited edition Blu-ray from Second Sight

THE DEVIL CAME HOME

Mental health often rears its head in horror, blurring the lines of reality and surreality under the guise of visions plaguing a character’s psyche. It can be both an important representation to give a greater insight and break down stigma, though it can also be a hindrance as it demonises those who suffer from mental health issues. Thankfully, George McCluskey’s twisty horror thriller The Devil Came Home errs on the side of the former.

The film follows veteran Tim (Greg Hobbs) who is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder following his time in the army. His outbursts intensify and begin to affect his wife Elaine (Diana Ellis) and stepdaughter Mindy (Jade Callender), with Tim beginning to suspect his trauma may not be the root cause.

The low-budget chiller has less lashings of gore and jump scares and more slow-burn horror, a spine-chilling atmosphere, and intense character development that helps drive home the harrowing effects of war. Much of the horror of the film comes from Tim’s suffering, so much so that the question of whether he is possessed or not comes second to the horrific actions he inflicts on his family and Hobbs’ stellar performance.

McCluskey builds a steady sense of dread throughout the film, helped by its character-driven narrative and limited locations that come from having to utilise a small budget. The Devil Came Home is nothing new for horror fans, but it’s a solid film with fully fleshed-out characters and a sympathetic take on mental illness with effective supernatural elements that will keep you hooked from start to finish.

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THE DEVIL CAME HOME is available to rent/buy digitally in the UK via Amazon and Sky Store