ESSENTIAL HONG KONG TOP 5: MARTIAL HEROES

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We all need someone to revere when times are tough, and with superheroes dominating at the box office the world over, the genre has never been more popular. Hong Kong cinema has always venerated their own heroes, Wong Fei Hung (a real-life martial artist and healer who lived in Southern China at the end of the 19th century) is the most well-known, appearing in multiple black and white films and a TV series throughout the ‘50s and ‘60s. He is righteous, patriotic and renowned for his Kung-Fu ability, something he has in common with most Chinese heroes. The golden era was a playground for the defenders of the weak, defeating tyranny with an iron fist and a shadow-less kick.

DRUNKEN MASTER (Dir. Yuen Woo Ping, 1978)

Jackie Chan’s breakout film sees him playing a younger more rambunctious version of Wong Fei Hung, who is trained in the Drunken Fist by Beggar So (also a classic folk character and part of the Chinese version of the Avengers – The Ten Tigers of Canton). Chan’s energy and acrobatic ability ignite the screen, and his chemistry with So (played by Simon Yuen, the director’s father) is genuine. Select the original Cantonese version, which fleshes out Hwang Jang Lee’s villain, and sees the protagonists reciting drunk poetry. It will enhance what is already a stone-cold classic.

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THE PRODIGAL SON (Dir. Sammo Hung, 1981)

Yuen Biao plays a fictionalised version of real-life Wing Chun practitioner Leung Jun, whose rich parents pay martial artists to lose to him, so he doesn’t get hurt. When he is humiliated by an effeminate opera performer played by Lam Ching Ying, he strives to learn the art for real. Wing Chun, which is more of a close-quarter art, made famous by Bruce Lee, had rarely been seen on screen. As director, Sammo uses this innovative style mixed with brutal violence to create a visceral and pioneering from of action. With a homage to the cast’s Peking Opera past, the film is a turning point, introducing a form of action that would colour the decade to come.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA (Dir. Tsui Hark, 1991)

Traditionally the character of Wong Fei Hung was used as a side character, considered too strong and powerful to encounter any real threat. Tsui Hark cleverly makes history itself the enemy, with Jet Li’s stoic hero becoming the protagonist in tumultuous turn of the century Foshan. Western powers are dominating the land, with little left for the Chinese. Wong helps opera dogsbody and wannabe student Foon (Yuen Biao on impressive form as usual) in a quarrel with gangsters, only to discover a greater plot concerning an American captain using Chinese labourers as slaves. This film has gravitas, with fleshed-out characters, impressive sets, a wonderful soundtrack, and of course impressive set pieces, featuring Jet at the top of his game. The magic created here has been replicated many times but never improved.

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IRON MONKEY (Dir. Yuen Woo Ping, 1993)

Donnie Yen plays Wong Fei Hung’s father; Wong Kei-ying (another member of The Ten Tigers) who arrives at a small village with his son in tow, only to encounter a corrupt general and a masked vigilante called Iron Monkey. Naturally, the two must join forces to fight for the rights of the people. There is a good analogy made between ingredients in a soup and how individuals get caught up in a given situation. Luckily for the citizens in this situation, they have two awesome heroes on hand to dispatch the villain in an unforgettable fight on wooden poles above a raging fire. Hot stuff!

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THE LEGEND OF FONG SAI YUK (Dir. Cory Yuen, 1993)

Jet Li plays another folk hero, one which probably didn’t exist, but his prestige is almost equal to Wong Fei Hung. He is younger and unrulier than the martial artist and healer, with an overbearing mother who is also a martial arts expert. Fong is introduced to us as a great athlete, easily winning a tournament as his pigtail floats in the air, an odd concept but one that masterfully shows the power of the young man. He soon comes to the aid of The Red Flower Society, an organisation looking to overthrow the government, of which his Dad is a key member. This sets him on a collision course with Vincent Zhao’s governor (Vincent would go on to replace Jet in the Once Upon a Time in China series) with two excellent fights that capture the energy of this period. There is an odd subplot featuring a woman falling in love with Fong’s Mum dressed as a man, strange to western eyes, however you watch these films not only for the action but the unique cultural perspective. Again, Jet is the master of the personable but stern hero, something we can all look up to.

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THE TOP 100 SCI-FI FILMS OF ALL TIME (AND SPACE)

To mark our milestone 100th issue as a team earlier in 2020, we made the decision to undertake our most ambitious poll yet, and set about sorting through thousands of titles in order to bring you the definitive countdown of the best science fiction film has to offer! Ever wondered which decade produced the most hits? (It’s the ‘80s.) Curious as to what the greatest Star Trek movie is? (Khan, of course.) Or what filmmaker was instrumental in defining the genre? [Okay, enough with the spoilers! – Ed] Then you’re in for a treat!  Take a trip with us, as STARBURST returns to its roots for the ultimate tribute to sci-fi cinema…

100. DALEKS’ INVASION EARTH 2150 A.D. (1966)

This second big-screen adventure based on the TV series sees Peter Cushing return as the inventor ‘Dr Who’, as he and his granddaughter Susan, niece Louise, and passing policeman Tom arrive in a future England devastated by deadly Daleks. More colourful and action-packed than its predecessor Dr. Who and the Daleks in 1965, this ambitious sequel is unassuming, uncomplicated, bright and breezy fun. | PM

99. GATTACA (1997)

Gattaca was more than just a homage to ‘70s sci-fi, it turned out to be a seminal examination of eugenics and an attempt to answer the thorny question of what makes someone human. A beautiful piece of hard sci-fi that seems to have provided a prescient road map for modern-day America. | JR

98. THEY LIVE (1988)

Roddy Piper excels as the everyman who sees through the façade put up by our controllers in John Carpenter’s satire on conformity and consumerism, which is just as notable for becoming more relevant the deeper we dive into late-stage capitalism as it is for that fight in the alleyway. | AB

97. EDGE OF TOMORROW (2014)

Trapped in a hellish time-loop on an alien battlefield, the woefully under-trained Major William Cage (Tom Cruise) enlists the help of military legend Rita Vrataski (Emily Blunt) to tirelessly uncover exactly why this has happened. Doug Liman’s adaptation of the novel All You Need is Kill plunges its viewer into satisfying mayhem, while proving that there’s still very much an appetite for well written and forward-thinking sci-fi movies outside of existing franchises. | AD

96. DARK CITY (1998)

Rich and elegantly sinister, Alex Proyas’ follow-up feature to The Crow is a dreamscape like no other. It’s The Matrix meets Metropolis in a Gilliam-esque nightmare city, where human lives are ‘tuned’ each night by the Strangers: a powerful dying race of pale, floating, trenchcoated aliens. | RK

95. STRANGE DAYS (1995)

Strange Days holds the odd honour of being one of Hollywood’s few ‘cyberpunk’ movies that nails the genre, making it a spiritual sequel to Blade Runner. With a banging soundtrack and some dated cultural references, this uncomfortable and gritty tale of technology and the abuse of power is sadly still very relevant today. | EF

94. THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH (1976)

Inspired by documentary footage of David Bowie touring America, looking lost and disconnected from humanity, Nicolas Roeg cast the rock legend as the star of this surreal and sad take on the alien visitor trope; Bowie’s alien, seeking water for his drought-ridden planet, is doomed to succumb to human vices. | KM

93. CUBE (1997)

A group of strangers traverse a three-dimensional labyrinth of eerily-lit cubic rooms with only a door on each side, having merely the most oblique of clues available to aid them in finding an exit and avoiding the deadly dangers awaiting them. Including the variable trustworthiness of each other… | AM

92. TRON (1982)

Steven Lisberger’s computer crusade has grown in the collective consciousness of cinephiles ever since it was released. Ground-breaking for its contribution to the development of visual effects in movies and influential among many filmmaking greats to come, Tron is the ultimate celebration of what certain films can accomplish and inspire. | JB

91. THOR: RAGNAROK (2017)

Taika Waititi’s debut outing for the Marvel Cinematic Universe split the loyalists down the middle. For some it’s too light, too concerned with being funny, but for others it’s a colourful interpretation of one of Marvel’s classic stories, twisted to include Asgard and set up Infinity War. We’re the latter, obv. | AB

90. THE DAY THE EARTH CAUGHT FIRE (1961)

Miscommunication causes two simultaneous nuclear tests to tilt the Earth off its normal orbit, spinning toward the sun. As the world burns and civilisation crumbles, will the proposed plan of correcting with more nuclear blasts save us? Extensive filming at the Daily Express offices adds authenticity to this downbeat classic. | RP


89. EVENT HORIZON (1997)

The idea that hyperspace drives on spaceships could open a portal to hell is not a terribly new one, but Event Horizon nails it perfectly. Sam Neill is always perfect as the reasonable-sounding madman, and he’s brilliantly cast in this. Terrifying and mesmerising, this is both a horror and sci-fi classic. | EF

88. CAPRICORN ONE (1977)

Playing on both the hoaxed Moon landings theory and the emerging truth that governments don’t always act in the best interests of their people, Peter Hyams’ tight thriller was a rare hit from ITC Entertainment’s ill-fated foray into movie production. Elliott Gould is compelling as a journalist determined to discover the truth. | AB

87. STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT (1996)

Star Trek movies learned the hard way that they need to be short, high-budget blends of everything the fans crave. First Contact nails it: Picard quoting literary classics, Ryker being heroic, Worf punching stuff, Data chewing the scenery and, of course, The Borg. Sprinkle in time travel for taste. Delicious. | EF

86. THE FLY (1958)

Based on a short story published just a year earlier, The Fly sees screen legend Vincent Price star as scientist François Delambre, who undergoes a horrifying transformation when a common house fly enters a molecular transporter he’s experimenting on. Help meeee! | SP


85. SUPERMAN (1978)

We believed a man could fly, but more importantly we believed a Superman could be more human than the rest of us in Richard Donner’s picture-perfect tale. Christopher Reeve set a high bar as both Kal-El and his human alter-ego, and both Krypton and Metropolis never looked so real. | AB

84. GODZILLA (1954)

The Godzilla movies may have leaned more heavily into their sci-fi elements as the franchise became weirder and more adventurous, but sci-fi has always been about exploring human psyches and capabilities. With that in mind, the original Gojira is right up there as a classic of the genre. | JH

83. SUNSHINE (2007)

A rare box office misfire from Danny Boyle, this ambitious sci-fi adventure sends Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans, and a sturdy crew of astronauts out into space on a mission to reignite the dying Sun. A descent into slasher movie territory scuppers the last act somewhat, but this is generally a big, bold space movie. | PM

82. WESTWORLD (1973)

The original Westworld is a blend of western and sci-fi written and directed by a pre-Jurassic Park Michael Crichton. Three men (amongst them James Brolin) live out their machismo fantasies in a futuristic western theme park. However, their fantasy becomes grim reality as they are stalked by malfunctioning android (Yul Brynner). This film would later inspire sequel Futureworld, 1981’s long-forgotten Beyond Westworld TV series, as well as HBO’s acclaimed show of the same name. | NB

81. THE TIME MACHINE (1960)

Rod Taylor stars as George, a Victorian scientist who travels across time into the far future where humanity has devolved into the passive Eloi and the degenerate, cannibalistic Morlocks in George Pal’s colourful, visually arresting adaptation of the H.G. Wells classic. Still essential viewing fifty years on. | PM

80. THINGS TO COME (1936)

From a time when sci-fi meant futurism rather than today’s world but a bit shitter, this H.G. Wells adaptation nevertheless makes some bold predictions about modern life that turned out to be prescient. William Cameron Menzies was one of cinema’s first true artists, and this film is his magnum opus. | AB

79. MAD MAX 2 (1982)

A thrill ride featuring one of the best car chases ever, Mad Max 2 sees George Miller perfect his post-apocalyptic hybrid of the western genre. A lucid and violent adventure slams its foot to the floor relentlessly. Only with Fury Road has Miller topped this phenomenal effort. | JH

78. BRAZIL (1985)

In the world of Brazil, even calling out a plumber is an act of rebellion. Indeed, Robert De Niro plays the renegade repairman. Brazil is easily one of Terry Gilliam’s odder films. Set in a highly bureaucratic dystopian world filled with delicate and decaying things, Jonathan Pryce plays the doomed dreamer at the centre of the story. | EF

77. STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997)

Still director Paul Verhoeven’s most accomplished feature, Starship Troopers is a crackling combination of sci-fi spectacle, gruesome body horror, and subtle social commentary. Robert Heinlein’s 1959 novel hits the screen in an astonishing headrush of battle action and blood-letting, and the screeching alien ‘bugs’ are sci-fi cinema’s most relentless and hideous killing machines. | PM

76. THE FLY (1986)

David Cronenberg’s incredible take on The Fly saw the legendary filmmaker bring body horror shocks and heart-wrenching heft to this tragic tale of science gone horribly wrong. Starring a sensational Jeff Goldblum, The Fly has much to say about the inevitability of fate and the rampancy of disease. | JB

75. CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (1972)

Eighteen years after the heart-stopping events depicted in Escape, a worldwide pandemic (sounds familiar) has wiped out all domestic pets, and apes have taken their place and been forced into slave labour. Caesar (Roddy McDowall) leads an ape uprising in this surprisingly brutal and powerful entry into the series, which at least attempts to return to the allegorical spirit of the original. | PM

74. AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018)

The Marvel Cinematic Universe delivered everything its fans could have hoped for – and so much more – in this extraordinary action-packed jamboree, which brought together virtually every superhero Marvel had carefully curated to the screen over the past decade to battle the unstoppable space tyrant, Thanos. Textbook superhero cinema with a genuine “What just happened!” cliffhanger finale. | PM

73. SHORT CIRCUIT (1986)

Long before WALL-E, Johnny 5 was alive! This army robot on a mission to get input and avoid being disassembled (after accidentally becoming sentient) is still an ‘80s kids’ classic, with Steve Guttenberg and Ally Sheedy starring alongside the main remote-controlled character. Anyone for some delicious nun soup? | JG

72. STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER (1989)

Sometimes Star Trek likes to remind us that despite its message of universal fellowship, it’s still very much an American show, hence this tale about the search for the planet God lives on. This story features Captain Kirk getting all the best lines… due to it being directed by Shatner himself. | EF

71. THE RUNNING MAN (1987)

Loosely based on a Stephen King novel, The Running Man may be pure camp, but it features an eerily prescient warning. Its dystopian take on 2017 is sadly incredibly accurate, highlighting a widening class divide and an ever-growing obsession with sensational, violent television. It’s well-worth a second viewing if you haven’t seen this gem in a while. | VB

70. THE OMEGA MAN (1971)

Charlton Heston is at the height of his alpha-male cinematic powers in this second (and best yet) reworking of Richard Matheson’s classic post-plague dystopia I Am Legend. Heston is a brooding, self-regarding anti-hero, under siege by countless infected night-creatures. Reflecting numerous seventies’ cultural touchstones, this is brash, bombastic and brilliant. | RC

69. GALAXY QUEST (1999)

Galaxy Quest is easily the best Star Trek movie that Star Trek never made. This sci-fi parable about actors trapped in their roles is unforgettably good. You can’t make a parody this funny without feeling very strongly about the source material you’re satirising, and as such, this is a love letter to Star Trek and its fandom that has never been equalled in terms of scope and fun. Its casting is perfect, the effects are very strong, and plot, though now well-trodden, is still hilarious. | EF

68. DONNIE DARKO (2001)

Richard Kelly’s cult classic meshes time travel, mystery, and comedy into something dreamlike and mesmerising. Imagine John Hughes having an existential crisis, and you might come close to this ‘80s set-film following troubled teen Donnie as he has dark visions of giant rabbits and the end of the world. | JA

67. GRAVITY (2013)

Alfonso Cuarón’s Gravity is a spectacular technical motion picture achievement but also a soulful story of not just survival in the harshest possible atmosphere, but escaping the grasp of depression and being reborn, as Sandra Bullock shines as astronaut Ryan Stone. One of the best films about space ever made. | JB

66. IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953)

Based on a story by the legendary Ray Bradbury, this story of aliens landing on the outskirts of a small desert community, replacing some of the townspeople with vacant, zombie-like duplicates, might seem like a paranoid ‘red under the bed’ fantasy, typical of its time. But there’s more going on… The aliens didn’t even want to be here – their craft broke down, and they want to repair it so they can be on their way. They know we’re not ready to meet them. The missing people are helping them fix their ship. | RP

65. STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME (1986)

In an alternate timeline somewhere, Star Trek: The Voyage Home stars Eddie Murphy as a wise-cracking Marine biologist. Luckily for us, this ridiculous tale of Captain Kirk and his crew going back in time to rescue slash abduct a whale still works very well without the SNL A-lister. Quotable, funny, and wry. A classic. | EF

64. STAR WARS: EPISODE VII – THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015)

The most anticipated film in decades, The Force Awakens re-united characters from the original trilogy and placed them in a story with new faces that kicked off the wildly divisive Disney era of Star Wars cinema. Exciting, nostalgic, and sweeping, this was co-written by director J.J. Abrams, Michael Arndt, and the mighty Lawrence Kasdan, who retraced some old steps as they harnessed our love of the past to progress to the future. | JB

63. SOLARIS (1972)

Stanisław Lem’s novel Solaris is a meditation on how humanity could never hope to understand a truly extra-terrestrial intelligence and as such is impossible to film. That hasn’t stopped them trying three times, four if you count a recently recorded stage version. The original movie is the source of a whole subgenre, specifically ‘haunted’ space stations that draw upon science and human condition rather than the supernatural as its source. The result is always mesmerising. | EF

62. TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE (1986)

For those of us of a certain vintage, a present-day re-watch of Transformers: The Movie still never fails to bring a tear to the eye. Brimming with sleek, groundbreaking animation, a fist-pumping soundtrack, carnage the likes of which a ’kids’ movie’ had never before seen, and shocking moments that shook the future of the IP to its very core, iconic doesn’t even come close to cutting it for Nelson Shin’s masterpiece of a movie. | AP

61. STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK (1984)

This isn’t the best Star Trek movie, but it’s worth watching for Christopher Lloyd’s performance alone, the actor playing a power-mad Klingon keen to steal the Genesis device from the previous film. Though the stakes are huge, it’s a pleasingly small-scale movie, with only about ten Klingons for the heroes to defeat. The film’s highlights include a brutal fight between a Klingon and Kirk’s son David, and finally seeing the restored Spock back among his friends. | SV

60. ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES (1971)

With the Earth blown up at the end of Beneath, this third entry into the popular simian series sees a capsule containing three articulate chimpanzees from the future arriving in 1970s Los Angeles. Here they attract the attention of a curious media and a suspicious public and when they explain about their own culture where humans are mute slaves routinely experimented upon, and that the Earth is ultimately destroyed by human folly, the surviving chimps are forced to go on the run. A welcome change of pace that sets up a new arc for the final two entries in the series. | PM

59. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (2014)

It seems unlikely that Dan Abnett’s comic book version of The Guardians of the Galaxy would become a blockbuster, but here we are. James Gunn’s high-energy and frenetic space opera proved the point that ‘Superhero Movie’ is a meaningless label by delivering this high-camp sci-fi fantasy classic that redefined a genre. | EF

58. PREDATOR (1987)

An alien goes hunting for human prey in the heart of a South American jungle. Meanwhile, Arnie and his troop are undertaking a rescue mission under false pretences. Inevitably, they both clash, leading to a showdown between leading man and “one ugly muthafucker”, before an atomic finale. Infinitely quotable, lots of fun, still a classic today, and one of Arnie’s best. | JG

57. ANNIHILATION (2018)

Alex Garland’s second directorial feature proves as clever and thought-provoking as one can expect from the maker of Ex Machina. As a deeply philosophical film with fantastic performances by Natalie Portman and Gina Rodriguez, it also features enough visual horror to keep the story from stagnating or feeling overstuffed. There’s something refreshingly uncompromising about Annihilation, in that it never compromises its smarts for accessibility – instead, it leaves its audience to contemplate what they’ve seen long after the screen goes dark. | LP

56. CONTACT (1997)

One of the most intelligent sci-fi films of the nineties was based on a story by Carl Sagan and follows the quest of SETI scientist Ellie Arroway to establish contact with extra-terrestrials who have hidden a code in a signal originating from a system 25 light-years away. Robert Zemeckis’ movie is both visually and emotionally stunning as Arroway finds herself manipulated by politicians and religious leaders who need to quash the truth to maintain their power. | RP

55. DREDD (2012)

Judge Dredd has not had the easiest transition to celluloid – thank you, Sly – but this gritty depiction of the lawman hit all the right nails squarely on the head. Alongside Judge Anderson, Dredd has to battle through a whole apartment block of bad guys to get to Ma-Ma at the top. Played deadpan (with helmet on) by Karl Urban, this is the best live-action Dredd yet! [Hardly difficult. – Ed] | JG

54. SNOWPIERCER (2013)

Snowpiercer launched the now renowned Bong Joon-Ho into western cinema, despite being buried upon release by the Weinstein company. Dark, stylish, and unapologetically bizarre, this apocalyptic allegory uses the train’s geography to both propel the action forward at great speed and to ponder ideas of class warfare and systemic inequality. It’s also surprisingly brutal and features one of Chris Evans’ best performances to date as a dark Captain America. | LP

53. THE IRON GIANT (1999)

The Iron Giant is Vin Diesel’s greatest work that most people don’t realise he’s in. Director Brad Bird tapped Diesel to voice the titular character, believing he was perfect given his ability to sound both strong and gentle – often at the same time. The result is a poignant, thought-provoking film about a deadly weapon choosing to save lives rather than end them. Its message, “You are who you choose to be,” continues to resonate to this day. | VB

52. THE ABYSS (1989)

James Cameron knows how to make a compelling sci-fi movie. He’s also obsessed with the sea and what lies beneath. Despite being way too long, The Abyss is an incredible tale of alien life lurking at the bottom of the ocean, one that somehow doesn’t go for the usual clichés of squid monsters or unknowable horrors. It’s the quintessential James Cameron movie, bundling all of that director’s obsessions into one technically brilliant and breathtaking feature. | EF

51. SERENITY (2015)

A good old-fashioned space-western brimming with starship chases, gunfights, and outlaws. Joss Whedon brings his beloved TV show Firefly back from the dead for a delightfully rough-around-the-edges movie outing, aptly named after Mal’s beloved ship Serenity. It’s the closest thing to Star Wars’ spirit since the original trilogy, blending witty humour and badass action scenes with its meditations on order versus chaos and its quiet, underlying nostalgia. | LP

50. LOGAN’S RUN (1976)

In addition to being the film that gave us a very scantily clad Michael York and Jenny Agutter, Logan’s Run is also a movie that always seems topical, despite being made in 1976. It’s set in a distant future where humanity has hidden itself away in a sealed city and lives in a near-perfect, hedonistic paradise. Except for one small problem… as soon as you get to the age of 30, they kill you in an elaborate (and extremely psychedelic) ritual. The all too relatable, nightmarish notion that one could live a life, achieve little, and have it cut short has made this feature timeless. | EF

49. THIS ISLAND EARTH (1955)

Not every alien in the fifties was out to invade, some were just here to recruit help in resolving issues on their own planet. Such was the case when a couple of scouts from Metaluna recruit a pair of Earth scientists to repair the planetary shield protecting their home planet from the Zahgons. As if their suspiciously high foreheads aren’t enough of a clue, the aliens even have a spaceship on hand to whisk the likely candidates off to Metaluna for on-site repairs. Sadly, it’s a bit too late, and the planet is destroyed practically as soon as they arrive. | RP

48. 12 MONKEYS (1995)

Terry Gilliam’s feature-length homage to La Jetée features a ‘90s renaissance Bruce Willis travelling through time to try and stop a deadly virus that wipes out most of humanity. An intelligent script, Brad Pitt proving he can act, and a subplot question mark over the protagonist’s sanity make for an enthralling sci-fi classic that stays inside your head long after the credits roll. | JA

47. AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019)

Less surprising and inventive than its Infinity War predecessor, perhaps, Avengers: Endgame still had some tricks up its sleeve as it disposed of uber-bad guy Thanos in the first reel and then concentrated on Tony Stark and co.’s convoluted scheme to undo the devastating effects of his fatal finger-snap. Endgame delivers all the spectacle and action we’ve come to expect from the Marvel Cinematic Universe by indulging in ingenious time-travel shenanigans before bringing down the final curtain on several of the series’ most popular and beloved characters. An exhilarating, heartbreaking, and unforgettable assemblage of superhero star power. | PM

 


46. THE WAR OF THE WORLDS (1953)

Despite relocating Wells’ late Victorian English setting to contemporary Southern California and dropping the Imperialistic overtone of the source material, George Pal’s vividly colourful adaptation of the Martian invasion is an irresistible and bombastic slice of fifties sci-fi. The Martians, envious of our planet’s fertility, lay waste to Earth’s greatest monuments. They’re impervious to even the atom bomb, but are undone by a common cold. Who could ever forget the cobra-like head of the manta ray-styled war machine disintegrating three hapless townsfolk with their makeshift white flag, or the poor soldier momentarily turned transparent in a blast of green ray! | RP

45. STAR WARS: EPISODE VI – RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983)

The original trilogy comes to a close in director Richard Marquand’s rather underrated Return of the Jedi. From the Jabba’s palace opening to the all-out battle of Endor, this film has heartbreaking developments as well as rousing action, and some truly wild edges. Evil is vanquished here, not by violence but by hope and trust, and it brings things to a satisfying close (at least at the time!) for the Skywalker saga, with Anakin redeemed by the love of his family, finally escaping the horror of being Vader. | JB

44. THE MARTIAN (2015)

A rare example of a film adaptation of a popular novel doing justice to its source material, Ridley Scott vividly brought to life Andy Weir’s terrific tale of Matt Damon’s ingenious and surprisingly good-humoured astronaut stranded on the hostile surface of the red planet. Scott deftly slices away some of the book’s fascinating flab and focuses on Damon’s determination to overcome his terrible circumstances and the apparently hopeless rescue missions being mounted from Earth. Thrilling and spectacular, The Martian reaffirmed Scott’s reputation as a director of style and vision and reminded us of Damon’s effortlessly likeable everyman movie persona. | PM

43. THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

Reputedly, Howard Hawks had an uncredited hand in directing this paranoia-laden tale of the accidental discovery and thawing of a hostile alien in an Arctic military base, cut off from all contact with the outside world. We don’t know where the Thing is from or why he’s here – he could be an advance scout – but he’s certainly not here to make friends. He begins to pick off the base personnel at will, barely seen but always lethal, before being cooked like the “intellectual carrot” he actually is. As they say in the film, “keep watching the skies”. Sage advice. | RP

42. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956)

What if someone you know intimately wasn’t… well, themselves? Oh, they have the mannerisms of that person, and the memories, but something just isn’t right about them. Check that there isn’t a giant seedpod under your bed tonight, or you too might end up being replaced by a pod person. Don Siegel’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers, based on Jack Finney’s 1955 novel The Body Snatchers, has been described as an attack on both McCarthyism and Communism. Star of the film, the late, great Kevin McCarthy and Finney both denied this, saying it was just a thriller. Director Siegel, however, thought differently. However you view the film, it raises an interesting dilemma. Is a world without anger, hatred, and war worth giving up what it is that makes us human? Kevin McCarthy would later reprise the film’s final scene in Philip Kaufman’s excellent 1979 remake. “You fools! They’re coming for you! They’re here already! You’re next!” | CJ

41. STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY (1991)

Klingons quoting Shakespeare. Captain Kirk fighting his own doppelgänger. David Warner chewing all the scenery as a Klingon Ambassador. This tale of a peace conference with the Klingons is an admittedly messy but immensely fun story. It’s also about as close to topical as Star Trek is ever going to get; the story was inspired by the Cold War, with the Klingons as the Russians. At the time it also looked like it might be the last Star Trek movie and they went all out with the performances and production. The special effects and sound are memorable too, both receiving Oscar nominations. | EF

40. WALL-E (2008)

Wall-E, particularly in its first half, is an animated masterpiece. Towering landscapes of rubbish fill the horizon, nature utterly decimated, and the planet abandoned except for one lonely robot, who is learning about humanity and love by sifting through its accumulated garbage. As a haunting, completely stunning sci-fi, it delivers one of the saddest critiques of consumerist capitalism and yet, through the eyes of a trash-compacting robot, also offers up a heart-warming message of hope and perseverance. | LP

39. STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII – THE LAST JEDI (2017)

After The Force Awakens’ whistle-stop tour of beloved Star Wars tropes reignited the franchise’s spark, Rian Johnson’s Episode VIII takes that Star Wars charm and pushes it in exciting new directions. As with The Empire Strikes Back, the sequel trilogy’s central act is also its darkest, as the First Order close in and Luke Skywalker isn’t the hero everyone expected. But it’s not all so cynical; Luke single-handedly holds off an army, and a new hope for the galaxy emerges. It’s also the most thoughtful instalment, probing into the hearts of characters old and new, not to forget the most visually stunning. | KM

38. AVATAR (2009)

Avatar permanently changed cinematic history. Audiences were profoundly moved, and a new era in entertainment was born. This film uses tried and true storytelling devices to celebrate an alien world where beings live in harmony with their environment. Avatar also focuses on important issues such as disability, identity, and good stewardship of relations with other peoples. Many new cinematic techniques were invented for the movie, and it brought about the advent of modern 3D cinema, and changed the world of theme parks forever. It has even affected the world of religion and philosophy. With Avatar, we can look towards the stars, conscious of the world around us, and say “Oel Ngati Kameie”. | AF

37. EX MACHINA (2014)

Billed as a psychological thriller, Alex Garland’s directorial debut Ex Machina is as absorbing as it is terrifying. Expertly crafted, it unsettles its audience from the very beginning, adding discomfort throughout. Much of this comes from the performances of Domhnall Gleeson, Alicia Vikander, and Oscar Isaac, who to varying degrees demand empathy and abhorrence – and for Gleeson sympathy (or is it pity?) – as the true motivations of each character are slowly revealed. As a parable on the dangers of artificial intelligence, Ex Machina argues a strong enough case to make you never want to touch a computer again. | JT

36. THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997)

Sci-fi fans seem to either love or hate The Fifth Element, there is no in-between. Even the stars are divided – while Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, and Chris Tucker have all reflected favourably on their roles, co-star Gary Oldman once said he “can’t bear” to watch himself. Luc Besson’s film about love and war in a dystopian future also divided audiences and critics when it premiered in 1997. Featuring spectacular, BAFTA award-winning visual effects by Mark Mangini and unforgettable costumes designed by the legendary Jean-Paul Gaultier, there’s no denying it remains one of the most visually striking films of all time. | VB

35. METROPOLIS (1927)

One of the first sci-fi movies, the influence of Metropolis can be seen across the past century of the genre; Blade Runner’s dystopian cityscape and Star Wars’ droids both trace their designs back to the 1927 film. But don’t just appreciate it for what it inspired, as the film itself more than holds up today. As you watch hordes of extras toil away at massive machines on the extravagant set that is the eponymous city’s underbelly, you can’t not be amazed. The scale and ambition of Fritz Lang’s filmmaking is breathtaking; it’s pure sci-fi parable, as full of political punch as it is visual grandeur. | KM

34. BLADE RUNNER 2049 (2017)

A sequel to Blade Runner? It can’t be done. Impossible. No way. But Denis Villeneuve proved us all wrong. 2049 picks up 30 years after the original, as Ryan Gosling’s detective K searches for a child supposedly born to a replicant mother. It’s clear from every element of 2049 – story, worldbuilding, visuals, sound – that this is a sequel crafted with the perfect balance of reverence for the original and a desire to expand upon it. As well as the world, it develops the original’s themes, asking even deeper questions about human identity – all while managing not to definitely state whether Deckard’s a replicant. | KM

33. MOON (2009)

The surface of the moon has been well-mined by sci-fi moviemakers over the years. But the sublime, thoughtful character study at the heart of Nathan Parker and Duncan Jones’ Moon presents an entirely different perspective on that celestial body. Built around an extraordinary performance by Sam Rockwell, the film tells the story of solitary mining supervisor Sam Bell, who only has an AI named GERTY for company. Bell discovers the shocking hidden truth of the company’s treatment of their employees and, outraged and in disbelief, seeks to expose their crimes. Insightful and heart-rending, this is high-concept indie sci-fi at its finest. | RC

32. FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR (1986)

Flight of the Navigator is one of the very best family-friendly sci-fi films. Sure, the special effects (which were considered groundbreaking at the time) may not hold up to a more discerning, modern eye, but nevertheless, it remains one of those rare gems that perfectly nails the combination of fantasy and adventure while delivering important messages about the value of family and the strength of friendship. Ultimately, this isn’t a movie about time travelling with an alien spaceship hilariously voiced by Paul Reubens – it’s about a family that realises just how much they love and need each other. | VB

31. FLASH GORDON (1980)

We have no idea how this film might have turned out if George Lucas had made it (as he wanted to pre-Star Wars), but what we ended up with was a colourful, camp, and consistently fun experience. With amazing performances from a star-studded cast (especially the late Max von Sydow as Ming the Merciless) and an incredible soundtrack supplied by Queen, the movie perfectly captures the spirit of the old Flash Gordon serials and comics that inspired it. | SV

30. DISTRICT 9 (2009)

It isn’t unfounded to call District 9 one of the most original sci-fi films of the 21st century so far. Shunning the atypical American setting, Neill Blomkamp’s best work to date is a metaphor for the systematic discrimination that has historically plagued South Africa, the backbone of an electric story told through a mixture of traditional and mockumentary-style camerawork. In Wikus van de Merwe, you find one of the most successfully pulled off character transformations – both inside and out – that you will likely ever see. District 9 is a politically-charged explosion of a film that stays with you for a very long time. | JH

29. INTERSTELLAR (2014)

Interstellar stands firmly as one of the greatest space epics of all time. Christopher Nolan builds a work of art colossal in both its physical beauty and in the depth of its philosophical ideas. It would be easy for this film to be cold, beautiful in an untouchable way, so otherworldly that the audience becomes lost in it. Yet for all its grand ideas and set designs, Interstellar is firmly rooted in a very earthly idea: the relationship between a father and daughter. As a journey through space and time, it’s time whose impact is most heart-wrenching; time as experienced by parents, who watch their children grow up at speeds far greater than how they experience the rest of the world. | LP

28. STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

Revenge of the Sith is not only the best of George Lucas’ prequel trilogy but one of the best Star Wars movies ever made. Often under-appreciated, this spectacle was a space opera on the grandest possible scale. Lucas used pioneering special effects technology (that still looks great even 15 years on) to help tell the spectacular story of Anakin Skywalker’s descent into the Dark Side, Palpatine’s ascension to power, and the downfall of the Jedi Order. Chock full of action, emotion, and some of John Williams’ most incredible scoring, this was epic blockbuster entertainment in every sense of the word. | JB

27. INCEPTION (2010)

Director Christopher Nolan’s towering, subconscious-tunnelling, modern classic is often called a benchmark for what blockbusters can accomplish, both in scale and intelligent storytelling. Leonardo DiCaprio heads up an impressive ensemble cast, in this tale of corporate espionage through dream infiltration. The set pieces are breathtaking, the acting is roundly incredible, and the perplexing scale is unmatched, as Hans Zimmer’s spellbinding score further transplants your undivided attention into this exciting and thematically rich cinematic Rubik’s Cube. Inception asks many thoroughly engaging questions but none more important than, what is real and whether it matters in the pursuit of happiness? | JB

26. SILENT RUNNING (1972)

Douglas Trumbull’s directorial debut has endured as a revered and influential piece of science fiction among many, that is as lingeringly powerful as it is disciplined in its approach. Considering a future where all plant life on Earth is extinct, Silent Running stars Bruce Dern as astronaut botanist Freeman Lowell, who increasingly questions and rebels against controversial orders his crew has received to jettison their animal/plant life that was to be used to replenish and reforest the planet. A story about isolation and the ineluctable reality of our past and future, this is a sci-fi that has possibly even grown in its relevance, and remains a thought-provoking exploration of a number of issues both environmental and human in nature. | JB

25. UNDER THE SKIN (2013)

Under the Skin is the tale of a weird alien infiltrator who takes the form of a beautiful woman (Scarlett Johansson) in order to prey on men. Director Jonathan Glazer took this cheesy concept and turned it into a superb and tense piece of sci-fi horror, one that stays with the viewer long after the end credits roll. | EF

24. STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN (1982)

This sequel arguably marked the birth of the modern Star Trek franchise, embracing its high fidelity, dramatic feel. This is a work of art, a classic tale of retribution, in the same vein as the quoted Moby Dick. It contains a smart link to the original series in the character of Khan Noonien Singh, Ricardo Montalbán’s genetically engineered madman, seeking vengeance upon our favourite Captain, James T. Kirk. Wrath of Khan also contains smart lessons about ageing, legacy, and life and death. | AF

23. AKIRA (1988)

Akira is a pretty weird movie. For a start, it’s named after a common Japanese name, and ‘Akira’ isn’t even a central character. Imagine if The Terminator was called ‘Peter’ instead. This animated cyberpunk feature is filled with cool motorcycles, strange technology, psychic powers, and even weirder characters. It’s also the movie that properly introduced Japanese animation into popular culture for western audiences. Before Akira, anime in the west belonged mostly to the hardcore fans. Set in the hyper-violent, futuristic Neo-Tokyo, Akira is about a chap called Tetsuo Shima, who begins to turn into a powerful mutant with wild psychic powers. His best friend Shōtarō Kaneda tries to deal with the inevitable fall-out. Combined with an incredible soundtrack, gorgeous animation, and incredibly violent set pieces, this odd film conquered the world. | EF


22. ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016)

Director Gareth Edwards doubled down on the ‘War’ in Star Wars, telling the tale of the Rebels whose ‘no guts, no glory’ exploits will eventually lead to the destruction of the Death Star in A New Hope. Rogue One neatly tied in, but also enriched, aspects of the franchise, with a throwback quality to it that felt just right, depicting the grittiness of conflict and its costs. The action sequences are superb, especially in the final third, and it creates more new successful Star Wars characters, while tipping its hat to a few legends (in staggering technological advancement and fun cameos – Vader is scary again!). Commendably tragic yet inspiringly hopeful, Rogue One captures the true spirit of rebellion. It also has maybe the greatest closing sequence in Star Wars history. | JB

21. TOTAL RECALL (1990)

Get ready for a surprise!” Another sci-fi classic that features that Austrian bloke, Total Recall is an adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s strange identity crisis short We Can Remember It for You Wholesale. Like all of Dick’s adaptations, the movie barely resembles the source material. The change in tone from ‘paranoid fantasy thriller with added Martians’ to ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark Goes to Mars’ made the movie very memorable. This means we get Arnold Schwarzenegger wise-cracking his way to Mars, attempting to seduce beautiful women, and bumping into utterly weird mutants. If you stripped away any of the sci-fi elements, we’d simply have another Arnie action movie about spies and betrayal. Instead, we get so much more, and an awful lot of incredibly memorable special effects. | EF

20. FORBIDDEN PLANET (1956)

This loose and updated version of Shakespeare’s The Tempest is one of the most innovative films of the fifties. Cruiser C-57D is on a mission to seek survivors of an earlier expedition to Altair IV, but they find only Morbius, a scientist who lives with his daughter Altaira, and Robby, a robot manservant. Morbius has discovered the technology of the Krell, the extinct inhabitants of the planet, whose intellects were superior to ours, but in using technology to boost their brainpower, they released their own subconscious demons. And now it’s happening again, as Altaira shows a romantic interest in the captain of the cruiser. Morbius’ jealousy releases his id monster, vividly brought to life by Disney animators, to kill and destroy. | RP

19. JURASSIC PARK (1993)

Clawing its way into cinemas back in the early nineties, no one could have foreseen the influential bite that Jurassic Park would go on to grasp. For those fortunate enough to have seen this theme park trip through time on the big screen upon its release, then this was an unforgettable experience to say the least. Directed by the master of the blockbuster Steven Spielberg and featuring an all-star cast including Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Samuel L. Jackson to name just a few, the edge of your seat plot was backed up with a stunning score from John Williams (you’re singing the theme tune right now, aren’t you?). From the second a stunned Grant and Ellie look into the distance and see Brachiosauruses going about their day, you just know that you’re in for something very, very special. | AD

18. THE TERMINATOR (1984)

Skynet has sent back a Terminator from the future to kill the mother of the leader of the Resistance. In response, the Resistance has sent back Kyle Reese to protect her. A noir proto-slasher thinly veiled within a sci-fi storyline, this is the film that truly propelled Arnie into the stars. Most of the special effects still hold up pretty well today, and the chase element throughout absolutely does not let up, barely allowing you to catch your breath as the killer and prey lurch from one set-piece to another. Enjoy the ride and try not to think too hard about the time travel loopholes. | JG

17. PLANET OF THE APES (1968)

One of the great science fiction movie classics, 1968’s Planet of the Apes was directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and based on Pierre Boulle’s witty, allegorical 1963 novel often known as Monkey Planet. Charlton Heston plays Taylor, leader of a trio of astronauts whose ship crash-lands on a strange and savage planet in the year 3978. The planet is ruled by talking apes in a strict caste system, and the humanoid species are mute, primitive slaves. Taylor is befriended by two chimpanzee scientists (Roddy McDowall and Kim Hunter), and when they discover that Taylor can talk, they begin to question everything they know about their society. Intelligent and thought-provoking, and with a final sequence that still resonates and shocks, Planet of the Apes launched a five-film franchise that would run until 1973 and return as a thrilling new trilogy in the 21st century. | PM

16. E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (1982)

Steven Spielberg was in his absolute element here, as he gave us a bonding adventure between human and alien that has definitely stood the test of time. From E.T. eating everything in Elliott’s fridge, to bike-riding journeys through the streets of suburban California scored by the legendary John Williams, every scene remains firmly imprinted in the memory. Bringing emotion to the forefront, audiences witnessed something that completely tore at the viewer’s heartstrings, while daring to push the family film genre to a new level. May the phrase “phone home!” continue to be randomly said out loud with a nostalgic acceptance for decades to come. | AD

15. ROBOCOP (1987)

A biting political satire, a thoughtful reflection on the nature of identity and personality, and a brilliant sci-fi crime caper – the original RoboCop had to reach the screen in the 1980s: a time when neo-con ideology was ascendant. In crime-ridden Detroit, police officer Murphy is fatally shot while on duty. Megacorporation OCP reconstructs his body as a crime-fighting cyborg. A spearhead for the technology-driven privatisation of the police, RoboCop tackles a crimewave and pursues the criminal gang led by Boddicker. RoboCop’s human side begins to reassert itself through his yearning for restorative justice, while director Paul Verhoeven foregrounds the script’s clever and acerbic social commentary. It’s only in retrospect that it becomes clear that the masterful RoboCop will be Verhoeven’s most intelligent and perceptive film. | RC

14. ARRIVAL (2016)

Many sci-fi stories brush over the language barrier with a universal translator or Babel fish, but here it’s front and centre as we follow Louise Banks, a linguist figuring out how to talk to an alien race whose ships have appeared across Earth. It’s sci-fi that takes its science seriously – that science being linguistics – but it’s also a poignant drama, with a heartbreaking performance from Amy Adams as Banks struggles with dreams about her daughter’s death. Eric Heisserer’s script intricately ties together that intelligent, geeky angle and that emotional, human side, so that they complement and build on each other; when you watch Arrival a second time, the jaw drops at how perfectly the big twist is set up. It’s ultimately optimistic about humanity and science’s ability to overcome staggering odds, and Denis Villeneuve’s visuals are gorgeous; the introduction of the Magritte-like floating spaceship lingers long in the mind. | KM

13. MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015)

Director George Miller revives his iconic series with one of the best action films of all time. Delivering something close to a two-hour car chase, the incredible thrill ride still makes time to reflect on contemporary anxieties – scarcity of natural resources, the climate crisis, class conflict, and general fears about the end of civilisation as we know it – in no small part thanks to incredible performances by Charlize Theron as the slave-liberator Imperator Furiosa and Tom Hardy as the titular Mad Max. Interestingly, given the film’s title, Max takes a backseat to Furiosa and the wives’ call to arms and liberation, which makes Mad Max: Fury Road an unexpectedly progressive action thriller without being tokenistic. Besides its feminist overtones, it’s also some straight-up, kinetic fun. Besides, any movie where a guy plays a flame-throwing electric guitar while strapped to a war rig has got to make this list. | LP

12. THE MATRIX (1999)

Rewatching The Matrix, it’s staggering how much it both feels like a product of its time and yet somehow has aged perfectly all the same. Capturing everything from Internet paranoia to complex philosophy and an enviable cyberpunk style, there remains nothing else quite like The Matrix. A brilliantly told story and aesthetic are lifted to legendary status by eye-popping visuals and groundbreaking camera work, ‘bullet time’ merely the highlight of all these. At the centre of it all is a great cast led by the one and only Keanu Reeves, arguably his best role to date. No other film has used his look and played to his strengths quite like this – only the John Wick films even come close. The Matrix has inspired a whole franchise and endless debate over its meaning and legacy. Perhaps the true moral of the story is this: always accept pills from strangers… | JH

11. THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951)

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!” It’s hard to conceive that even those who haven’t seen Robert Wise’s classic science fiction masterpiece will not have at least heard the immortal phrase. It’s a stalwart of popular culture, after all. Based on Farewell to the Master by Harry Bates, The Day the Earth Stood Still tells the story of Klaatu, who visits Earth with an ultimatum: the human race must cease hostilities between itself or be destroyed. Hollywood A-listers Spencer Tracy and Claude Rains were both originally considered for the role of Klaatu before Michael Rennie was cast. It was believed that audiences would more readily accept Rennie as an alien due to him being relatively unknown. The realistic portrayal of an alien amongst us has lost none of its impact during the intervening decades. If anything, the film is more relevant now as it was seventy years ago. | CJ

10. STAR WARS: EPISODE V – THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)

How does one follow a film that changed the very landscape of cinema? Well, it heightens every aspect of that game and delivers something new, unexpected, and legendary. Director Irvin Kershner’s The Empire Strikes Back did just that and enjoys a reputation as one of the best sci-fi films and greatest sequels ever made. Lucas’ story grew in its reach and was fine-tuned by Lawrence Kasdan and Leigh Brackett’s screenplay, which took daring dark turns on the way to a soul-shaking twist that is one of the most influential and memorable in cinema history. Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Billy Dee Williams (alongside many returning and new actors) delivered top-drawer performances, as the franchise lore grew, creating characters and moments that have stood the test of time on the silver screen. Empire is the film all sequels are compared to. | JB

9. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND (1977)

In 1964, a 17-year-old Steven Spielberg made his first feature film Firelight. Now lost, the plot revolved around the investigation into several disappearances connected to strange lights in the skies over Arizona. In his 1972 book, The UFO Experience: A Scientific Enquiry, astronomer and researcher J. Allen Hynek defined a classification system for UFO encounters, with the third category involving contact with an actual entity. Then, in 1977, Spielberg released Close Encounters of the Third Kind and presented aliens to the world. In truth, it wasn’t just the ‘realistic’ depiction of alien encounters but the manner in which he did it. Straight-faced, both horrific and enthralling, Spielberg gave credence to a niche subgenre combining awe-inspiring visuals with a truly glorious soundtrack. Close Encounters is the realisation of a dream; of a teenage filmmaker coming of age. And doing so in career-defining style. | JT

8. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968)

Stanley Kubrick’s epic, co-written with Arthur C. Clarke, takes the hypothesis that alien life would be so unlike anything we recognise that an encounter would be indescribable, then visually describes that encounter. It begins with prehistoric hominids encountering an alien monolith, then, via the most famous cut in cinema, skips forward millions of years. Astronaut David Bowman must deal with his ship’s haywire AI before his own seriously trippy monolith meeting. A masterpiece upon its release, it’s still a masterpiece fifty years later. 2001’s science holds up (the astronauts use what seems to be an iPad), HAL’s breakdown is tense and terrifying, and it explores timeless themes and bold scientific ideas through pure cinematic imagery; dialogue may be sparse but almost every shot is iconic. Kubrick’s film is not as cold as his critics suggest; moments of emotion, not least Dave’s despair as HAL spirals out of control, show human players within this vast backdrop. | KM

7. BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985)

Every aspect of Robert Zemeckis’ time-travel tale is just perfect, from its tight screenplay to the wonderful dynamic between its stars Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd. Alan Silvestri’s score balances beautiful love melodies with adrenaline-fuelled horn numbers, and every scene has something to like about it, adding up to a film that is so much more than the sum of its parts. Given this, it also managed to spawn two great sequels, which is a rare achievement in filmmaking. Back to the Future turns 35 this year, so it’s the perfect time to revisit this classic. | SV

6. TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991)

Thanks to the special effects heralded by his previous film, The Abyss, T2 became one of the few films to prove that sequels can be better than the original. Arnie’s killer cyborg has now switched sides, with events taking place ten years after the original, and the Terminator Skynet has sent back this time is superior in nearly every way, to the point of it even being able to mimic humans to lure our heroes out, causing the T-800, Sarah, and John to be smarter in their choices. The set pieces are bigger, characters and the film universe are expanded, and seeing the original killer now become the saviour and trying to learn human emotions puts a very different spin on the film in comparison to the first. The ending may be the perfect swansong for the franchise. Forget any of the sequels that followed; this is the quintessential Terminator movie. | JG

5. THE THING (1982)

Alien parasite that can take the form of anyone you know? Check. Claustrophobic Antarctic research station setting? Check. Kurt Russell with a flamethrower? Oh, hell yes. John Carpenter’s adaptation of John W. Campbell’s novella Who Goes There? was, unbelievably, a critical and commercial failure upon release. Justifiably, it has since been revised as not just one of the best sci-fi films ever made, but also one of the best horrors, and another addition to John Carpenter’s ridiculously impressive resume. Not only is it intense and nihilistic, there’s also an element of a ‘whodunnit’ genre in here. Or rather, a ‘who is it’, with the audience (and characters) constantly questioning who may have been infected as their anxiety rises. And let’s not forget the innovative, gory special effects that would make David Cronenberg squirm. Norris head spider anyone? Once viewed, you’ll never look at a blood test the same way again. | JA

4. STAR WARS: EPISODE IV – A NEW HOPE (1977)

The film that started it all and transported us to a galaxy far, far away. George Lucas’ Star Wars was a huge risk and one that almost all but a select few saw as a sure-fire failure and the movie that would destroy his reputation. However, in a triumphant story befitting one of its characters, Star Wars not only succeeded, it changed the face of the industry. Since Star Wars, movies have opened out into more than just cinema, their stories bleeding into other media and even further than that. This simple tale of hope and heroism has become a modern myth and its iconic characters, visuals, and score have become ingrained in our culture, as have all the films and shows that have followed since. Star Wars is an acclaimed work of classic sci-fi fantasy that shook the genre like a Death Star blast, dominating pop culture ever since. As much a movement as a film, Star Wars and the franchise it created will live forever. | JB

3. ALIEN (1979)

A seminal classic of sci-fi horror, Alien bucked the trend to phenomenal effect. Coming in the wake of Star Wars and Close Encounters, Alien toned it down from a grand scale adventure to something more human and claustrophobic, not to mention nightmarish. The crew of the Nostromo (and their cat) stumble across an alien life form and the rest, as they say, is history. We may prefer James Cameron’s gung-ho, guns-a-blazing sequel (just), but the horror show that Ridley Scott perfected still stands unparalleled in its quality and depth. Anyone who caught last year’s documentary Memory: The Origins of Alien will know just how much detail and thought went into making this the iconic film that it is. It made a star of Sigourney Weaver, not to mention giving us one of the most ingenious movie posters and taglines ever devised. Its most iconic ingredients have been recreated and referenced in everything from Red Dwarf to The Muppets. Alien birthed a cult-classic phenomenon that has forged an iconic place in movie history. | JH

2. ALIENS (1986)

Scott’s Alien influenced countless filmmakers in and out of the genre, so in following one of cinema’s most respected classics, writer/director James Cameron decided to shake up the formula and birthed a new classic himself. Aliens takes the suspense and building dread of the original film and raises the action stakes, as it furthered Sigourney Weaver’s character, elevating Ellen Ripley to one the biggest badasses in all of cinema history. Boasting a cavalcade of dynamite supporting turns, incredible special effects, a riveting James Horner score and still quotable dialogue, Aliens is a perfect example of what a sequel can and should achieve, and is an engrossing piece of science-fiction craftsmanship that advances the lore of its franchise and brings audiences into its fight for survival against “the perfect organism”. Dramatic, intense, brutal, and exciting, with much to say about corporate greed and facing fear, Aliens – like its predecessor – is a titan in filmmaking, one that the franchise has struggled to match ever since. | JB

1. BLADE RUNNER (1982)

What makes a film influential? Jaws heralded an age of the summer blockbuster and like King Kong and Psycho before it has entered the cultural mindset. Lawrence of Arabia and 2001: A Space Odyssey demonstrated the true power and scope of cinema, while the latter changed forever how we view science fiction. We could go on. But what if a film has encompassed all this, left an indelible mark on cinema itself and influenced some of today’s most visionary filmmakers? There is one, and that film is Blade Runner. Ridley Scott’s cyberpunk masterpiece is as bold as it is brilliant. Presenting a bleak, strangely nostalgic view of the future glazed in neon and rain, Blade Runner tackles moral quandaries, explores forbidden love, and questions mortality. It is absorbingly atmospheric, and Scott’s use of light is revolutionary. And it has an addictive soundtrack by Vangelis. There are many reasons why Blade Runner is our number one, but above all, it is simply an astonishing piece of filmmaking. But don’t just take our word for it. To quote Guillermo del Toro, “…when I first saw it, I never saw the world the same way again”. Precisely. | JT

THE TOP 100 SCI-FI FILMS OF ALL TIME (AND SPACE) was voted for by STARBURST’s entire team, and as such the results are final, making resistance futile. That said, should you really want to argue your case for the inclusion of WATERWORLD or whatever you think we’ve unfairly omitted, head over to our social channels!

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WORDS: ED FORTUNE | PAUL MOUNT | KIERON MOORE | ROBIN PIERCE | LAURA POTIER | JAMES HANTON JD GILLAM | VANESSA BERBEN | JOHN TOWNSEND | RICH CROSS | SCOTT VARNHAM | CHRISTIAN JONES JONATHAN ANDERSON | ALAN BOON | ANDREW DEX | ALEC FAZIER | KRIS HEYS | ANDREW POLLARD | NICK BLACKSHAW | JORDAN ROYCE | ANDREW MARSHALL | RACHEL KNIGHTLEY | STEPHEN PIERCE

This article was originally published in issue 473, September 2020.

Five Films to Check Out on Horror Channel This Week – 281220

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To save you getting lockdown blues, we’re going to be giving you our picks of what to watch on Horror Channel each week. Here are some of our favourites this week:

Tuesday December 29th, 11pm – Thir13een Ghosts (2001)

Remakes tend to be a something to avoid, but this updating of William Castle’s 1960 film takes a totally different approach so is very welcome. Rather than hanging the action on a cheap 3D-type gimmick, Steve Beck’s remake (produced by big shots Robert Zemeckis, Joel Silver, and Gilbert Adler) is full of fun gore and genuine scares and well worth a look.

Thursday December 31st, 11.05pm – You’re Next (2011)

What better way to say goodbye to one of the worst years ever than a home invasion film? See in 2021 with Adam Wingard’s fantastic hit movie that sees a family become under siege from animal-masked intruders.

Friday January 1st, 8am – Space: 1999 (Series 2, Episode 1, The Metamorph)

If you weren’t celebrating the New Year too heavily with your bubble, then there’s an early morning treat as Gerry Anderson’s live-action space opera moves to its much-maligned second season. Although purists disagree, the increase in monsters and introduction of Maya (Catherine Schell), the beautiful alien who can chance her form at will.

Saturday January 2nd, 6.30pm – The ‘Burbs (1989)

Gremlins director Joe Dante brought us this twisted comedy, which built up a huge cult following on video and has become to be recognised as a true classic in recent years. Stars Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Carrie Fisher, and Corey Feldman. Great fun.

Sunday January 3rd, 11.10pm – Terrifier (2016)

Expanding on the sinister, twisted Art the Clown, who appeared in the anthology All Hallows’ Eve, this is gloriously gory fun and genuinely terrifying. Art has become a horror icon and a sequel is due in 2021. The stuff of nightmares.

Tune into Horror Channel on Sky 317, Virgin 149, Freeview 68, Freesat 138

Road to WANDAVISION: The Story of Scarlet Witch & Vision

While we decode and speculate the small teases we’ve seen so far on the marriage between mutant and synthetic in Disney+’s imminent MCU series WandaVision, we’re taking a look at the unlikely duo Scarlet Witch and Vision and their often-weird, sometimes sad history in Marvel Comics…

Wanda-who?

The characters and their relationship on paper are very different to that which we’ve seen so far on screen. For starters, Wanda hasn’t actually been referred to as the red-caped Scarlet Witch yet following her introduction to the MCU with twin brother Quicksilver in Avengers: Age of Ultron. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Scarlet Witch aka Wanda Maximoff first appeared in 1964 in Uncanny X-Men #4, and while in film she’s become a key member of the Avengers troupe and therefore, one of the good guys, in the comics, it wasn’t always that way.

Wanda is a mutant who can tap into the cosmic powers of the universe. She possesses magic abilities, can alter reality and manipulate probabilities to use against her foes. Both Wanda and Quicksilver entered the series as members of the Brotherhood of Mutants under the wing of Magneto, who, depending on who you ask, is revealed to be their father – stay with us, thanks to a lot of retcons, their lineage gets complicated.

Their mother Magda is said to have fled from Magneto to Wundagore Mountain where she gave birth with the help of an anthropomorphic cow named Bova – comics, ladies and gentlemen. Leaving nothing but a note, Magda disappears and the new-borns are left in the care of the midwife cow who calls on her boss, the High Evolutionary, to help. The twins are placed with a Roma gypsy couple Django and Marya Maximoff and after some pretty traumatic events that see the accidental slaying of their adopted mother, they are forced to leave their home town. Wandering through Europe, Wanda is spotted using her powers and chased by an angry mob but Magneto saves and recruits them for his mutant supergroup to go up against the X-Men. Wanda, unaware of the paternal connection, obliges, feeling she owes Magneto a debt for their rescue. Time passes and Wanda and Quicksilver’s motives don’t exactly sit well with that of the Brotherhood, so the reluctant villains ask the Avengers – in a handwritten letter, no less – if they can join their squad.

Synthetics in the Suburbs

Wanda had already joined the Avengers crew (and left and joined again) when Vision made his debut as the super powerful synthezoid with feelings in Avengers #57. Created by Hank Pym’s rebellious Ultron by combining the brain scan of Wonder Man with the android body of the Human Torch, Vision is manipulated to be a villain in a bid to kill The Avengers, earning his moniker when the Wasp labels him an “unearthly, inhuman Vision”. The red, solar power-absorbing android ends up turning against Ultron and trying out for the Avengers himself. It’s here where Wanda and Vision start their romance…

In 1975, Wanda and Vision got married in Giant-Size Avengers #4, tying the knot in a joint ceremony with Mantis and Swordsman (well, an alien in the form of his body at least but one storied union at a time, please). They briefly retired to seek out a normal existence in the suburbs of New Jersey, documented in two limited series featuring four and 12 issues, both titled Vision and the Scarlet Witch. But it’s not the quiet wedded bliss they’d hoped for. Their suburban life leads to conflicts, not least with their new neighbours who protest to having their ‘kind’ living on their doorstep. In a commentary on cultural prejudices at the time, The Avengers #113 sees an image of Vision and Wanda kissing, aggravating a group of bigoted extremists who attempt to attack Stark Industries and destroy the Vision.

Inside the relationship, there are more struggles, heightened when the couple discover they can’t have children. However, with the assistance of a Dr Stephen Strange, Wanda is able to leverage her powers to make herself pregnant and gives birth to twins Thomas and William. Wanda and Vision decide to rejoin the Avengers on the West Coast, where Vision winds up being kidnapped by rogue government agents and dismantled, deleting his memories in the process. He gets put back together by Pym but after a jealous Wonder Man refuses to donate his brainwaves again, is left a white, cold, emotionless shell of the being he once was. Tragedy struck again when their twins were zapped out of existence by the Master Pandemonium. It’s later revealed that Wanda’s magic miracles were, in fact, fragments of the demon Mephisto who had been using Pandemonium to regain the lost shards of his soul. In a twist of fate many years later, the twins resurface in the form of Teen Avengers Wiccan and Speed in Avengers: The Children’s Crusade.

A distraught Wanda has her memories of the children blocked by her old mentor Agatha Harkness, she and Vision part ways and things start to spiral. In Avengers Disassembled, when some of those painful memories come back, Wanda has a mental breakdown and attacks the Avengers, killing Ant-Man, Hawkeye, and the Vision before Dr Strange halts her tirade with a trance. These traumatic events cause Wanda to dream up a new House of M reality where mutants are the majority. But, things are no better in this universe and Wanda ends up nearly killing off the entire mutant population with the immortal words “No more mutants” before going into hiding in Wundergore.

Both characters have continued to appear throughout the comics with and without each other at their side. In The Children’s Crusade, Scarlet Witch is linked with Doctor Doom before taking him down, and meeting with her supposed reincarnated young superhero son. In a more recent solo series, Vision even dreamt up a wholly different life in suburbia by building an entirely synthetic family complete with pet dog. But like all his attempts for normalcy, the dream was short-lived as his wife and son were dismantled for harming humans, leaving just his daughter Viv. Though, like father like daughter, Viv did go on to become a hero herself by joining the teen group, the Champions.

What does this all mean for WandaVision?

There are many rebirths, time jumps and team-ups to contend with in Wanda and Vision’s complex histories, and given their altered backstory in the MCU, we’re still in the dark about how the pieces will fit together in WandaVision. Details on the series have been limited and save for the footage that debuted recently, we’ve heard very little about what the series might actually entail.

The footage shows Wanda in what looks to be a number of alternate realities, taking on the guise of sitcoms throughout the decades. The first promotional poster centred on a 1950s style with Wanda and Vision sat holding hands in a suburban living room with a shadow looming in the background appearing to depict both characters in their superhero attire. We even catch a glimpse of Wanda in a sort of Halloween costume take on the classic red Scarlet Witch suit and crown.

The show, written by Captain Marvel and Black Widow co-writer Jac Schaeffer, will be set after the events of Avengers: Endgame and tie into the MCU going forward. How Vision gets brought back to life in his 1980s jeans and plaid shirt finery is yet to be explained seeing as he suffered a definitive Avengers: Endgame death that left his fate unaltered by the events of ‘the snap’. But how dead is any character in a comic book universe, really? And given that Vision is an artificial being, there’s a good chance he could be brought back to life somehow without the need for another ‘time heist’. They’ve rebuilt him once before and surely this time one of those geniuses thought to back up his memories on a cloud somewhere?

WANDAVISION is expected to debut on Disney+ January 15th.

[This article was originally published in STARBURST issue 475, released November 2020]

BOOK WORMHOLE: JONATHAN STRANGE & MR NORRELL – VOLUME I

After two books greatly steeped in aliens and androids and lasers, I thought it was time to delve into one of the other areas of genre fiction, specifically fantasy. I’ve read fantasy before, and in fact loved it first before I fell for science fiction. I’m not sure how far back it goes; The Wizard of Oz was a definite start, The Chronicles of Narnia another. I fell hard and fast for Harry Potter and spent six months reading The Lord of the Rings (and somehow managed to do all of my school work too). It was somewhere between Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince that my dad read an article about book recommendations for Potter fans, and pointed out Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell to me in a bookshop. At the time, it was in plain black hardback, striking and intriguing, but daunting in its size (and this from the girl who later read Deathly Hallows in two days).

I ignored it.

Now, seven years after its original release in 2004, I have finally decided to give it the attention it deserves—volume by volume. Because at 1006 pages the paperback makes a satisfying thump when you set it on a table; the hardcover could probably kill someone. If I have one criticism it’s that it would be far easier to read if it was broken up into three separate books, one for each volume, much like a number of editions of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy have been. Carting it around to coffee shops and on spontaneous holidays is difficult when you have to put it in a separate canvas bag because it won’t fit in your purse.

Set in early 19th Century England, the text reflects it, although I’m not sure if it’s to the novel’s betterment. While the prose has that formal Austen-esque tone to it, it’s not as weighty; not as rife with semi-colons or paragraph-long sentences. In fact, it’s a surprisingly easy read. Clarke does, however, throw in the occasional Romantic spelling, such as “chuse” and shewed” (in fact, I believe those are the only two words spelt differently in the whole of the first volume), and I can’t say I’m a fan of it. As opposed to the stylistic nod it’s probably supposed to be, I found it jarring, each use a stone in the text making my eyes trip and stumble right out of the narrative. But it’s the only thing that does, as aside from the prose there is also another nod to 19th Century literature: pictures.

For the most part, pictures are now firmly relegated to children’s books, however, illustrations have been used in literature for centuries—literature firmly aimed at adults. Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist was illustrated, for example, and I happen to have a lovely copy of Jane Eyre from the 1930s that is filled with block prints. The illustrations are beautiful, almost haunting, and by artist Portia Rosenberg. They are reminiscent of the ones in the American editions of the Harry Potter books (drawn by Mary GrandPré), although they are lacking in the shocked expressions—wide eyes and round mouths—that seem so prominent in GrandPré’s work. There’s something sinister about them, something hazy, the edges smudged and all done up in shades of grey. They’re like flashes from a dream, and they support the text wonderfully, bolstering ones image of the described characters rather than serving to paint another picture of them entirely.

Supporting the text are also copious footnotes, sometimes ones so long that they go on for pages, but always giving more detail, always serving to make the alternate universe Clarke is creating fuller. Many of the footnotes regard texts mentioned by Mr Norrell, or stories mentioned in passing in the primary narrative. It’s all very Terry Pratchett to me (as footnotes are one of his trademarks), although in this case while the deviations are enjoyable, sometimes their length can become distracting.

The first of the three volumes is titled “Mr Norrell”, although it hardly starts with him. Instead, the book opens with The Learned Society of York Magicians, who instead of waving wands and brewing potions “read each other long, dull papers on the history of English magic”. These so-called “gentleman-magicians”, who can no more practice magic than we readers can, “enjoy[ed] a reputation as some of the wisest and most magical men in Yorkshire”, and yet, at the behest of one of their newest members, they contact a “practical magician”: Mr Norrell. It’s an interesting contrast, the academic magicians versus the practitioner, and one can’t help but wonder if Clarke is making some kind of comment on those who spend their lives talking about something without ever actually having experienced it themselves. The researcher versus the scientist? The critic versus the writer? In any case, the York Society is painted as being ineffectual and silly which, if a comparison does lie within the narrative, doesn’t bode well for researchers, critics, and academics. When they do meet him, Mr Norrell isn’t at all like the York Society expects, being “small” with a quiet voice “as if he were not used to speaking his thoughts out loud”. Appearance is a common theme within the book, and within 19th Century literature as well, the motif’s typical operation being that a character’s personality reflects in their physical appearance. Fair faces and blonde curls mean innocence and virtue, while dark hair and sharp eyes mean cruelty and intelligence and, in women, wild sexuality. George Eliot’s The Mill on the Floss uses this very motif to juxtapose two of her characters, the primary one not, in fact, being the virtuous blonde, and many more authors have both made use of this motif and subverted it.  Clarke seems to be doing a bit of both, because often times the expectations many of the characters have of magicians are dashed. Magicians are supposed to look like Vinculus, “lank hair and a dirty yellow curtain”, doing spells on the street and, generally, swindling people. They are not supposed to be small men who wear wigs and read books, although cheating people seems to be something both Norrell and Vinculus have in common. It’s early on in the volume that Norrell offers to show the York Society practical magic, all for the price of them renouncing their titles as gentleman-magicians and ceasing their study of magic. It’s a perfect example of Clarke’s subversion of the motif, because just as none of the characters would mistake Norrell for a magician on sight, neither would they think he would be so cruel as to try and stamp out others’ pursuit of magic.

In Norrell, there’s a very interesting (and very real) contradiction of ideas, because as I said, he hordes all knowledge and practical magical application for himself, however, his move to London is exactly the opposite: the desire for a Renaissance. Like works such as Vanity Fair, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell does not shy away from the political occurrences happening within the book’s time period. The novel opens a few years into the Napoleonic Wars (which ran from 1803 to 1815), and it plays a key part in the first volume. Mr Norrell uproots himself from his home in Yorkshire to London, with a desire to use his magic to help defeat the French, and to revive practical English magic. But for all that he yearns for English magic to flourish, he wants to be the only one wielding it. This kind of dichotomy is typical of 19th Century fiction, two forces—two worlds—often opposing one another. Rich versus poor and man versus woman are very popular, and there are numerous examples here in this novel: the British versus the French; magical versus non-magical; self-interest versus selflessness; fairy world versus human world. Even the brief glimpses we are given of Jonathan Strange via footnotes and some not-terribly-cryptic foreshadowing lead one to wondering if Strange and Norrell will be pitted against one another. Their introductions are very different, after all, because for all that it is Norrell’s volume, there are glimpses of Strange in there too.

The first time we’re introduced to him, on the first page, is through a footnote, a reference to a book he had written. There are many more like that, some even referencing Strange as Norrell’s pupil, and I’m not entirely sure I like that. Granted, it does make one wonder, as the volume progresses, how Norrell eventually acquires Strange as a student. Is Strange a distant relative? A homeless boy taken in á la Oliver Twist? One of those Vinculus-like charlatan magicians who actually has magical talent? However, revealing the nature of Norrell and Strange’s eventual relationship is almost disappointing and, for all that I am still unsure about whether or not I like it, it took some of the magic out of their story for me. Nevertheless, after numerous footnotes, in Chapter 14, we are introduced to Laurence Strange, Jonathan’s father. Laurence Strange is Ebenezer Scrooge without the tragic past, without any qualities that would make him redeemable save for allowing his son to grow up largely away from him (although even that is due to a desire to “avoid[ing] paying for the boy’s food and clothes for months at a time”). The chapter is largely devoted to him, although we get glimpses of his son: Jonathan Strange who is quiet, Jonathan Strange who hides sherry bottles in odd places, Jonathan Strange who doesn’t appear to have any magical aptitude at all.

Of course, with two more volumes before us, it is only a matter of time before Strange the Younger develops an interest in magic, one that holds his attention longer than any other profession he’s entered into before. A prophecy also heralds his interest, a popular plot device in fantasy fiction. I will admit that, post-Harry Potter, another fantasy story with its leads entangled in a prophecy is a little bit eye-roll worthy. However, prophecy has a long history in fantasy literature, reaching back into what could be called the beginnings of fantasy: ancient myth. Not only did the ancient Greeks firmly believe in the divinations from the Oracle at Delphi, but their myths are riddled with prophecies, most often concerning what happens when they are ignored, such as with the Trojan War. Clarke even borrows a plot device from the aforementioned war myth, casting Vinculus in the role of Cassandra, who delivered the prophecy of the destruction of Troy at the hands of her brother Paris.

Stupidly, no one believed her.

Despite readers being bluntly told that Strange becomes Norrell’s pupil, it does make one wonder how easy it’s going to be for that to occur. Strange, who is wealthy with an estate in Shropshire, is hardly likely to stroll up to Mr Norrell’s front door in London asking to be tutored, and Norrell is hardly likely to take him on seeing as he would rather be the only magician in Britain. But obviously it does happen, and it is something that keeps you moving towards the second volume. To Clarke’s credit, Norrell’s campaign to revive English magic is not an easy one, adding a realism which I love. Prior to his move, one of the members of the York Society, Mr Segundus, writes “AN APPEAL TO THE FRIENDS OF ENGLISH MAGIC” in the hopes of drumming up support, but it isn’t instantaneous, and since Norrell is as solitary and socially awkward as any massive bibliophile can be (and I say this as a bibliophile myself), he ends up acquiring assistance in order to do what he wishes to do: help in the war.

How Norrell goes about convincing the government of his usefulness is when magic truly starts to take hold in the novel. Oh, magic was performed before, but the enchantment used at the beginning of the volume pales in comparison to what comes later. The novel is not about the kind of magic that makes you think of sunshine, that enchants teapots and does the washing and turns bees to butterflies. Instead it’s the kind of magic that makes you think of winter, the very opening month of the book, January with slate-coloured skies and frigid breezes and everything cast in cold blue light. It’s the kind of magic that tricks armies and does unnatural things, with consequences this volume only touches on.

Because this early on, things can only get worse.

The first volume of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell is set up rather brilliantly. It introduces the titular characters, major themes, as well as an antagonist known only as “the gentleman with the thistle-down hair”. While the content of the next two volumes is hinted at, it’s just enough to keep you reading, as, of course, is the prose, modeled after Romantic writers and wonderfully crafted. It does everything that a good book should, to ensure that its readers will refuse to put it down.

I know it’s cast its spell on me.

Article originally published in July 2011.

Five Films to Check Out on Horror Channel This Week – 211220

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To save you getting lockdown blues, we’re going to be giving you our picks of what to watch on Horror Channel each week. Here are some of our favourites this week:

Tuesday December 22nd, 8pm – Andromeda – If the Wheel is Fixed

Season Three of the Kevin Sorbo-starring sci-fi show begins with another exciting episode in which the crew of the Andromeda face a threat in the form of a dimensional tunnel.

Wednesday December 23th, 10.50pm – Scanners (1981)

David Cronenberg – the king of body horror – had his mainstream breakthrough with this head-exploding classic. Michael Ironside as one of the telekinetic few who wants to take down a company who look to weaponise the ‘scanners’.

Thursday December 24th, 4pm – This Island Earth (1955)

A genuine sci-fi classic in which aliens contact a group of scientists to help them on their home planet, which is at war with a neighbouring race. Featuring the memorable Metaluna Mutant, this is a Christmas treat you won’t want to miss.

Friday December 25th, 10.55pm – Dr Terror’s House of Horrors (1965)

An Amicus anthology that’s perfect for Christmas night. Starring horror stalwarts Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, as well as less likely actors such as Alan Freeman, Roy Castle, Kenny Lynch, and Donald Sutherland, it’s one of the best of the portmanteau films from Hammer’s closest rival.

Saturday December 26th, 10.55pm – Tower Block (2012)

Following a teenager’s murder, a block of flats becomes under siege from a sniper intent on silencing the tenants. Written by James Moran (Cockneys vs Zombies), it’s a taut, bloody thriller starring Sheridan Smith, Julie Graham, Russell Tovey, Jack O’Connell.

Tune into Horror Channel on Sky 317, Virgin 149, Freeview 68, Freesat 138.

COMMEMORATION OF AN EMPIRE: 40 THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

It could come as a surprise to some readers, but fandom’s relationship with the second entry in the STAR WARS saga wasn’t the universal love-in it currently is, with audiences initially split by the movie’s shocking tonal swerve, its then-frustrating cliffhanger, and the peculiar choice to have a muppet as a main character. Of course, over time, these criticisms would eventually become the very aspects that elevated its status to not only one of the best sequels ever made, but to one of the best movies ever made, period. Prompted by the film’s ruby anniversary (“most impressive”), we reconvened our own Jedi Council to brainstorm a countdown that would pay an appropriate tribute to the George Lucas-produced, Irvin Kershner-directed masterpiece. Punch it.…

  1. THAT TWIST

Let’s get it right out of the way upfront. Yes, there have been great twists in cinema history – Bruce Willis being dead, that yucky bit in Oldboy, Kevin Spacey being a sex pest all along (not to mention Keyser Söze, obviously) – but few compare to the absolute jaw-dropper towards the end of Empire. For the best part of two movies now we’d been set up to think Vader was an out-and-out bad guy who Luke was destined to destroy. And then with just four words, Lucas turns the entire saga on its head. It adds depth to both characters and sets things up for a thrilling final instalment. The Empire Strikes Back’s climax may lack A New Hope and Return of the Jedi’s epic space battles, but it achieves more with dialogue than a thousand exploding Death Stars ever could. | IR

  1. THE EXECUTOR

TESB introduces us to The Executor, a Super Star Destroyer that dwarfs all other Imperial vessels around it (although it is still a fraction of the size of the Death Star). It’s also Vader’s home from home. It’s the ultimate statement of the Empire’s might, and even when doing nothing is meant to look terrifying. It replaced The Devastator as Vader’s flagship, and is among the largest vehicles ever made for the Empire. As if to emphasise its sheer scale, rarely does the entire ship fit into a single frame during the movie, unless seen from a great distance. Maybe Vader is compensating for something.… | JH

  1. IT MADE HARRISON FORD A TRUE MOVIE STAR

While it’s a misconception that Harrison Ford broke through from complete anonymity to superstardom in 1977’s Star Wars (he’d had supporting roles in George Lucas’ American Graffiti, then one of the highest-grossing movies ever, and Francis Ford Coppola’s The Conversation), it was undoubtedly the film that made him a familiar name to cinema-goers. Roles in Heroes, Force 10 from Navarone, Hanover Street, Apocalypse Now, The Frisco Kid, and the ill-fated More American Graffiti, all followed A New Hope, but The Empire Strikes Back cemented his position and adjusted his route to megastardom. How? Beyond a stellar performance, it was Empire that convinced Steven Spielberg to persuade George Lucas that the man to play Indiana Jones was right under their nose, and the rest is movie history. | MN

  1. DAGOBAH

The mist-laden, swamp and forest-filled world that Yoda took refuge on after the Jedi Order fell in the wake of Order 66, is a planet that has a mystic feel unlike any other. Largely absent of major activity, this nature-dominated world is strong with the Force and feels drawn straight out of classic myth and fables. The film – for large stretches of the plot – strands Luke here, but it was a perfect setting for the young man to take his first steps into becoming a Jedi master. Danger at every turn, droid-devouring creatures, and a spooky cave that’ll make you lose your head in shock. And speaking of which.… | JB

  1. THE DARK SIDE CAVE

The moment Luke enters the ‘cave’ on Dagobah (through a hole in the ground), clambering through the roots of the trees, his trusty lightsaber by his side (“What’s in there?”; “Only what you take with you…”) heralds perhaps the closest the saga gets to classic cinematic horror. The motif of the cave as a metaphor for self-discovery goes back to the birth of stories, and here Luke’s anxieties about the power of the Dark Side come to fore. It’s the foreboding atmosphere and use of slow-motion that seals the deal for the audience, though. Like Perseus on the quest for Medusa’s head, Luke faces his biggest fear but we are all disturbed by what he finds. | MU

  1. THE WAMPA

The wampa is akin to the Abominable Snowman, except with a pair of goat horns. Heavy, tall, and powerful, it’s the top predator on Hoth. One wampa falls foul of a momentous moment for Luke: the first time you see him use the Force and swing a lightsaber in anger. Interestingly, wampas were originally going to have a much larger role in the film. George Lucas considered opening Empire with a full-scale wampa assault on Echo Base, scenes that were shot but ultimately not included. A wampa pen was also going to be included inside the rebel base itself, an idea eventually scrapped, probably after it dawned on everyone just how stupid keeping those things in your home would be! | JH

  1. THE CONTINUATION OF A STAR WARS TRADITION

There are a few Star Wars franchise traditions to speak of, but the frequent hand/limb-lopping is one not always discussed. Disney’s Star Wars flicks have been lighter with this but, as continued by the prequels, the original trilogy had an early history of appendage assault (most commonly hands being taken). The first occasion was in A New Hope with C-3PO losing his arm after a great fall, followed not long after by Ponda Baba’s infamous arm loss in the Cantina. However, Empire embraces the trend, with Luke disarming an unfortunate wampa early on, before Vader does the opposite of giving Luke a hand in the final clash, by lightsabering off our hero’s mitt! (Mind you, Luke gives daddy dearest a receipt the next time they duel.) | JB

  1. LOBOT

In the same way that Batman has Alfred, Lando has Lobot, his servant and Cloud City computer liaison officer. Sporting some chunky cybernetic implants around his head, Lobot is loyal to Lando and plays a small but important role in helping his boss double-cross the Empire. He doesn’t say much. In fact, he doesn’t say anything. But he adds the kind of detail and intrigue that the most imaginative Star Wars worlds have. Since Empire, his backstory has been fleshed out considerably, and now incorporates just how he ended up with those implants and his struggle to liberate Bespin from Imperial control following Lando, Leia, Luke, and Chewie’s escape. | JH

  1. THE TOYS

It’s 1980. Your mind has just been freshly blown by the first-ever Star Wars sequel. But those 124 minutes flew by so fast you barely had time to process what you saw and the VHS release was five years away! What to do?! Get yourself straight to Toy & Hobby, that’s what. With a new Star Wars movie comes cool new toys, and no amount of fully-animatronic Baby Yodas will ever compare to the potency of the original 3.75” action figure line from Kenner/Palitoy, which was replenished with over 20 new TESB-inspired additions. Who needs a HD Digital Download on repeat when you could simply replay everything you (thought you) saw in the movie with a dozen or so bits of brightly coloured plastic and the boundless power of a child’s imagination! And if, like many of us, that collection was unceremoniously binned the minute you moved out of your parents’ house, we have good news – Hasbro has recently revisited the original TESB range with their Retro and Vintage Collections! Wonder if the Imperial Tie Fighter Pilot still smells of strawberries? | KH

  1. THE RESILIENCE OF THE CAST & CREW

Ask anyone what their favourite Empire moments are, and more often than not, the Hoth scenes are seared into their memories. They’re unforgettable for the cast and crew too – for entirely different reasons. Filming in Finse, Norway was a frozen nightmare, the area getting hit with a historic blizzard and subzero temperatures. When the crew first arrived they found all their equipment and sets buried in snow. It was so bad that Luke’s escape from the Wampa Cave was actually filmed from the ski lodge where they were staying, the camera positioned in a doorway and Hamill himself the only one of the crew on the outside! No one has a better Hoth story than Harrison Ford though, who was scheduled later in the shoot than everyone else. By the time Ford arrived, he had to catch a ride to Finse on a snowplough sent to clear an avalanche. He got there around midnight, drunk as a skunk after sharing a bottle of vodka with the driver! | VB

  1. 2-1B

Star Wars droids span all shapes and sizes, from resilient astromechs to overwhelming battle droid infantries, but sometimes droids not involved on the front line are just as awesome. The Empire Strikes Back presents one such contender, in medical droid 2-1B, an Echo Base-stationed Rebel Alliance droid responsible for fixing Luke up after his confrontation with the wampa. This is not some mere background character; this droid is actually a great piece of world-building, representing our first look into the medical side of Star Wars. Since Empire, others have enriched this area, such as The Last Jedi’s IT-S00.2 medical droid, or Revenge of the Sith’s Chroon-Tan B-Machine midwife droids with their bothersome ice cream scoop-like hands! 2-1B, we salute you! | JB

  1. ADMIRAL OZZEL FAILING VADER FOR THE LAST TIME

One of the coolest – and darkest – scenes in The Empire Strikes Back is undoubtedly Darth Vader’s Force-choke. Set up perfectly by John Williams’ Imperial March, an unhappy Vader instantly displays his dissatisfaction with an unlucky Admiral Ozzel – seen elsewhere on a comms screen – by choking him to death using nothing but the Force. As well as some great, almost OTT acting by Michael Sheard, it’s made even better as Captain Piett is promoted in the very same moment his superior collapses to the floor. As well as inspiring many a hilarious meme, George Lucas called it his favourite death scene. | JA

  1. CARBON FREEZING

Vader’s plan for Luke, and Han Solo’s fate, both involved them being frozen in carbonite, a process that looks every bit as haunting as it sounds. Once the process is complete, and Han’s tortured figure is seen beneath the hard carbonite, it is nothing short of chilling. This is easily one of the most brutal moments of any Star Wars movie. The drama is heightened by there being no guarantee that Han will even survive, and the way it cuts Han and Leia’s blossoming romance short. It is this heart-wrenching moment that also seems to turn Lando against his Imperial allies. Since TESB, carbon freezing has cropped up multiple times in the galaxy far, far away, and was recently seen as Din Djarin’s method of choice when it came to delivering his bounties in The Mandalorian. | JH

  1. THE BATTLE OF HOTH

Despite the fact that a slightly ridiculous looking, bosom-shaped cannon neutralised the Star Destroyer fleet to ensure the Rebel’s escape from the Hoth system, this was still one hell of a battle! Drawing influence from real trench warfare, it was filled with explosive action and is one of Star Wars’ most beloved and iconic conflicts. The David and Goliath battle between the Empire’s mighty war machines even went on to influence Spider-Man himself! (Though we hear Ant-Man wasn’t such a big fan. So to speak.) | JB

  1. THE AT-AT REVEAL

Continuing on from the last entry, has there been a cooler moment in the whole franchise than when these hulking behemoths appeared on the horizon through the icy mist and set seismographs into spasms? With armour too strong for blasters, the Rebels knew that they had to get closer to take them on if they were to have any chance of survival. Standing for All Terrain Armoured Transport, these metallic Trojan horses were originally developed during the Clone Wars and stood at over 20 metres tall, at least until Luke realised that their major weak point was to just hogtie the damn things with the Snowspeeder tow cables. R.I.P. Dak Ralter! | JG

  1. CLOUD CITY

High above the clouds of Bespin, there floats a beautiful metropolis named Cloud City. Run by Lando Calrissian, it profits by mining Tibanna gas from the planet below. It is also home to a myriad of races who see it as a sanctuary from the events unfolding elsewhere in the galaxy. Cutting a deal to keep the Empire out of this haven, Lando sets into motion a series of events that sees our heroes find the city a potential deathtrap as both Vader and Boba Fett arrive to take them apart, one by one. The views are understandably amazing, even if the air may be a little thin. | JG

  1. LANDO CALRISSIAN

Ol’ smoothie managed to stand out as one of Empire’s – and indeed Star Wars’ – most memorable characters. Charming and roguish with a glint in his eye, Lando’s good looks betray his originally dishonest intentions. But after his shock at realising that the Empire are, in fact, the bad guys (who’d have thought?), he becomes the hero we know him as now. His relationship to Han is as complicated as it needs to be, and his attempts to woo Leia fall somewhat flat, but most importantly, he emerges as an important ally in the fight against evil. His rousing return in The Rise of Skywalker is a testament to how well this dapper, smooth-talking gentleman went down in Star Wars folklore. | JH

  1. THE MYSTERY OF LANDO’S FALCON FASHION

Dapper Lando may be, but there’s one fun, fan-debated exception: after spending most of the film in a dashing cape, Calrissian can be seen piloting the Millennium Falcon as they set off to rescue Han.… while wearing Solo’s clothes. It’s apparently a meaningless costume choice, but once you see it, it’s just a bit weird. Family Guy even took time out of their Empire Strikes Back parody specifically to point this out (and with Brian talking directly to the camera, it was one of the most memorable parts of that special). But we should point out that Lando fled Cloud City in a hurry. We see his journey to the Falcon; at no point did he have the chance to stop at his place and pack. And after an adrenaline-charged chase through the city, he was probably stinking. So he goes into the Falcon and has to make do with what’s there. Which turns out to be a dead ringer for Han’s shirt and vest combo. So then, do we blame Lando for wearing Han’s clothes? No. We blame Han for only owning one outfit. | SV

  1. JULIAN GLOVER

The Empire Strikes Back, like all movies in the franchise, has its fair share of cameos, but Julian Glover’s maybe our favourite. Many know Glover as The Last Crusade’s Walter Donovan, or For Your Eyes Only’s Aristotle Kristatos, but he’s had an enormous career spanning TV (Game of Thrones) and film (Harry Potter) and his small role in Star Wars was brief but impactful. His 3.75” action figure was simply named ‘AT-AT Commander’ by Kenner, and he really was ‘the’ commander as he led the Empire to their victory on Hoth by taking down the Rebel’s shield generator. As General Maximilian Veers, Glover’s part in Star Wars may only be small, but the beloved classical English actor gave us another memorable villain to add to the annals. | JB

  1. THE OTHER CAMEOS

Further to Glover’s appearance, the movie contains many more noteworthy cameos. The legendary conceptual designer and artist Ralph McQuarrie features as Pharl McQuarrie, a Rebel General on Hoth, and he was joined by A New Hope’s matte artist and The Empire Strikes Back’s matte painting supervisor Harrison Ellenshaw, who likewise played a Hoth Rebel. In fact, the Rebellion had more stars in their midst, with Cheers actor (and future Pixar stalwart) John Ratzenberger playing a Rebel, alongside actor Treat Williams, who ended up playing an Echo Base Trooper after visiting the set. Meanwhile, actor Jeremy Bulloch, while playing Boba Fett, also featured in a cameo role as Empire Lieutenant Sheckil at Cloud City, after filling in for an unavailable actor. | JB

  1. WILLROW HOOD

Another blink-and-you’ll-miss chap occupying the corridors of Cloud City is Willrow Hood, aka Ice Cream Guy, who is seen running with an odd-looking device in his hands. According to the lore (and confirmed in a Season 1 episode of The Mandalorian), he’s carrying a camtono, a sort of high-tech safe. To those in the know though, it’s obviously an ice cream maker. (In fact, camtono means ice cream!) He’s also got one of the easiest costumes to make, because all you need is a Sear’s brand Model 245 Ice Cream Freezer (or a bucket) and an orange boiler suit. This has led to a thing called ‘The Running of the Hoods’, a tradition at Star Wars Celebration, in which everyone dresses up as Willrow and runs around the convention centre. A great example of fans being fans! | EF

  1. THE SCORE

Has there ever been a hotter streak in music than the run John Williams enjoyed between Jaws in 1975 and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom in 1984? Star Wars, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Superman, Raiders, E.T., all indelible compositions in the soundtrack of cinema that resonate as strongly with us today as they did on release. Add to that incredible list The Empire Strikes Back, the gold standard for movie sequel scores. It wasn’t the first time he had revisited prior works – 1978’s Jaws 2 holds that distinction – but who can argue against The Imperial March, The Asteroid Field, and Yoda’s Theme. Williams would compose further entries for Star Wars, Indy, Jurassic Park, and Harry Potter, but The Empire Strikes Back stands above them all. | MN

  1. THE BOUNTY HUNTERS

Star Wars has sometimes excelled at making classic characters out of limited screen time, but The Empire Strikes Back, in many ways, perfected the trend – one scene, in particular, stands out like a hefty bounty! On a bridge of Vader’s Super Star Destroyer, the heavy-breathing Sith lord addresses a ragtag group of colourful mercenaries, each cooler looking than the last, who are tasked to hunt down the crew of the Millennium Falcon and bring them back alive and un-disintegrated. Since then, each bounty hunter here has garnered a fan following, from Dengar and Bossk’s The Clone Wars adventures, to IG-88’s Forces of Destiny appearances, to 4-LOM and Zuckuss’ expanded universe stories. Then there’s that other guy…. | JB

  1. BOBA FETT

If we’re honest, Boba Fett didn’t do anything particularly exciting in the entirety of Empire. He spoke a few lines, waited in debris for the Falcon to set off before tailing it, and fired a gun a few times. But sometimes, when you’re just badass, that’s all you need. Fett has been responsible for much Star Wars lore ever since, from the Mandalorians to the Kaminoan cloners, to the bounty hunters guild, he was the character that inspired it all. Few people in Star Wars have as huge a fanbase. While he technically debuted in the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special, the feared bounty hunter made his real start in Irvin Kershner’s masterpiece and – unlike so many other antagonists – he actually got his man! | JB

  1. TAUNTAUNS

Although they may resemble two-legged oversized goats, Tauntauns are actually a species of snow lizard that roam wild on Hoth. Domesticated by the Rebels to use as transport on a planet that freezes vehicle engines, they prove to be very useful when patrols are needed to keep a lookout for any pesky Imperial droids or wandering wampas. Considering they are accustomed to the weather conditions, they aren’t afraid of having a moan when they’re getting too cold. Oh, and in case you were wondering, they smell worse on the inside than they do on the outside, even if they make a handy sleeping bag in an icy pinch. | JG

  1. FORCE GHOST OBI-WAN

When Obi-Wan tells Vader that he will become more powerful than he could possibly imagine should he be defeated, it wasn’t clear what he meant. Empire gives us a clue. Just before Luke abandons Yoda’s training to help his friends, Obi-Wan appears in a ghost form, blue light emanating from around his body. Until now, he had only been a voice that talked to Luke seemingly from nowhere. To ‘survive’ death in this way points to the incredible potential of the Force, a power that is expanded on even further in the subsequent films. It’s just yet another way that Empire added to Star Wars lore in fascinating, mind-bending ways. | JH

  1. THE ASTEROID CHASE

Backed by John Williams’ absolutely riveting score which is at its very height in this breathtaking sequence, Han, Leia, Chewbacca, and C-3PO’s daring and death-defying navigation of an asteroid field to evade the Empire’s Star Destroyers was pure cinema. It’s an edge of seat exhilaration with a pulse-racing exhibition of big-screen heroics. Sat there seeing (or rather experiencing) Captain Solo defy the odds (not that we’d ever tell him about ‘em) and enter an asteroid field for cover and escape Vader has to be one of Star Wars’ most exciting moments, not to mention one of the most constantly unpredictable…. | JB

  1. THE EXOGORTH

….Case in point: when the Millennium Falcon crew found a cave to ride out the TIE Bombers raids in, all seemed well, until some pesky Mynocks that is! If only those winged critters and their power cable gnawing was all that they had to worry about. “This is no cave,” says Solo to a startled Leia. Indeed not, and as a big set of pearly whites start slowly closing ahead of the Falcon, cinema audiences everywhere met the mighty Exogorth, commonly referred to as ‘that space slug’! Our heroes almost got digested there; a peril that would actually repeat itself in the next film with the Sarlaac. (Note to self: avoid toothy space landscapes.) | JB

  1. LORTH NEEDA’S APOLOGY

Lorth Needa is the Imperial Lieutenant Commander of the Star Destroyer Avenger, who gives chase to the Millennium Falcon shortly after it escapes the asteroid field. However, he manages to lose them, unsure where it could have gone. Humbled, he boards The Executor and apologises to Vader directly. The look on his face says he probably knows what’s coming. Vader takes it in good spirits, choking the life out of him before mockingly accepting his apology, ticking off yet another cool-but-disturbing dark lord moment. The Falcon, meanwhile, floats away with the rest of the garbage. Watch closely for a semi-blooper when troops come to take Needa’s body away. He visibly locks his legs to help himself up, even though, y’know, he’s dead and all. | JH

  1. THE UGNAUGHTS

Isn’t it amazing how something so small can years later turn into something so big? Star Wars is full of these instances, and The Empire Strikes Back, in particular, has a few examples. Already we’ve mentioned the bounty hunters and big bad Boba but little did we know the hardworking Gentes natives the Ugnaughts, introduced in this film, would have a sizeable legacy, in fact, this often gets overlooked (sorry, we really aren’t intending for all these short puns, honest). Maybe this is largely down to Nick Nolte’s character Kuiil in The Mandalorian reviving interest in the alien species and shedding light on their past as Imperial slaves. Respect the Ugnaughts. We have spoken. | JB

  1. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ

Diehard Frank Oz fans know Yoda is one of his greatest characters, but the role almost wasn’t his. Initially offered to Lucas’ friend Jim Henson, he was unable to do it and suggested Oz as a replacement. Little did they know, Oz was about to perform one of the most difficult roles of his lifetime. In order to stay hidden on set, Oz crammed his six-foot, two-inches, twelve and a half stone body into a tiny bunker, making it impossible for him to see or hear anything. Even worse, the mineral oil used to create Dagobah’s swamp-like atmosphere made him so nauseous he had to wear a gas mask. To lighten the mood, Oz had one of his other iconic characters, Miss Piggy, visit the set – much to the delight of co-star Mark Hamill! | VB

  1. BEN BURTT

As much as the visual spectacles of the galaxy that had been developed by ILM or the creature shop creations of Stuart Freeborn, the sounds of Star Wars helped anchor us in the reality of the exotic worlds we were about to visit. By the time we reached The Empire Strikes Back, creatures like the tauntaun, the wampa, and mynocks were added to the pantheon we had met in 1977 and A New Hope. The scream of the TIE Fighter, the blast of a laser, the roar of the Falcon or the clank of an AT-AT, all created and manipulated by his team and married to the iconic music of John Williams. Star Wars owes Burtt and Sprocket Systems (the original name of Skywalker Sound) a huge debt. | MN

  1. SNOWTROOPERS

Specialist stormtroopers who were trained for operations in arctic conditions – although we’re not too sure how many ice planets there are in the Star Wars universe beyond Hoth and Carlac – these Imperial troops used breath heaters, insulated suits, and protective hoods along with belt capes, rugged boots and survival backpacks. The invasion of Echo Base managed to put the Rebels on the back foot, causing them to evacuate, but in a similar vein to their trooper brethren, these hooded army men still struggle to shoot for toffee, allowing Solo and the others to escape to fight another day. | JG

  1. THE ROMANCE

I love you”, “I know”. We all know it and love it. Crazy to think were it not for Harrison Ford having a chat with the makers, we might have got a bit of wordier exchange. The budding and feisty romance between Han and Leia is undoubtedly Star Wars’ greatest ever love story. Free of some of the, shall we say, soppier dialogue (oh George you hopeless romantic you) that Anakin and Padmé had to do battle with years later, Han and Leia’s connection is more real, built on resilience and strength, as the cause brings together two warriors, two allies, two rebels in love, and makes the Cloud City carbonate-freezing send-off more emotionally powerful. Just don’t dwell on that Luke and Leia snog. | JB

  1. THE COMEDY

One area people often overlook in critical discussion of Empire is the film’s impeccable sense of humour. Of course, when you watch it, you come away reeling from the twist, thrilled by Luke vs Vader, or humming John Williams’ Imperial March, but you also find yourself quoting some great lines of comic dialogue. “Who’s scruffy lookin’” and “laugh it up fuzzball”, anyone? Han was dynamite in this film, with his back and forths with Leia or C-3PO, and let’s not forget Yoda’s tomfoolery, or C-3PO’s problematic re-assembly in Cloud City where we learn that while Chewie plays a mean game of Dejarik, the Wookiee certainly ain’t got a future in droid maintenance! | JB

  1. IT GAVE US OUR FIRST PEEK UNDER THE HOOD

Up until The Empire Strikes Back, Vader was virtually a monster; his backstory was that of a failed pupil turned “more machine than man”. It was not until Empire that the galaxy’s most feared individual was anything closely resembling a human. Of course, this was cemented later in the film with that twist, but a good while before that shattering moment, there is a brief glimpse at the scarred head beneath the helmet. As General Veers is set to update Vader, we see him sat in a meditation chamber, and before the machine fits his helmet back in place, we see Vader is still a man, and this glimpse at his inner humanity (literally) seeds things to come. Anakin still lives within that machine. | JB

  1. THE ADVANCEMENTS IN SPFX TECHNOLOGY

After the release of Star Wars, the special effects genie was out of the bottle as the wizards at ILM moved to other projects – Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Battlestar Galactica to name two – to hone their craft for the advancements that The Empire Strikes Back would require. The scale of work required for the sequel was dizzying compared to the 1977 original, and advancements in technology and process included go-motion, which gave ILM the capacity to add motion blur to tauntauns and AT-ATs. Quad printers to eliminate matte lines, the Dykstraflex camera system, and Kodak manufacturing bespoke film stock for ILM to use would combine to see Empire push the envelope even further on the road to the company’s magnum opus, Return of the Jedi. | MN

  1. THE EMPEROR

We weren’t fully introduced to the evil Sith lord Emperor Palpatine until Ian McDiarmid donned the robe in the next film, but The Empire Strikes Back gave us our first-ever glimpse. Darth Vader was bad news, but little did we know that the order of command only grew more sinister, as a remarkably hierodule-like Vader answers the call of his master by hologram, and anyone who Vader kneels to is seriously not to be trifled with (less kneel before Zod, more kneel before old sod). Originally played by a masked Marjorie Eaton, with Clive Revill providing the voice, 2004 saw McDiarmid reprise his iconic role and replace them, in what has actually become one of the most well-received adjustments to the original movies. | JB

  1. IT’S A SEQUEL THAT DIDN’T PLAY BY THE RULES

Looking back at Star Wars 42 years on, its heroes journey storyline now seems well-trod. Series such as Harry Potter and The Matrix have followed in its path, but no one could have imagined the twisting road The Empire Strikes Back would take its viewers on. It placed the main battle at the start of the film, found a diminutive master hiding on a swamp planet, and revealed the villain was the heroes father. What two films are more different than A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back? TESB took the spirit of its predecessor, but instead of rehashing it as so many sequels do, the movie wove a very different, darker path towards the trilogy conclusion three years later. | MN

  1. THE EMPIRE DOES, INDEED, STRIKE BACK

The title warned us that the bad guys were going to come back to kick the Rebellion’s arse, but it’s amazing just how far the movie pushes it. Even before the Rebel’s Hoth base is destroyed, Luke – the seemingly invincible hero – gets the shit kicked out of him by a yeti. Then, after the crew of the Falcon spend most of the movie fleeing for their lives, we get to that ending. Lando’s betrayal, Han frozen in carbonite then shipped off to Jabba, and Luke thoroughly bested by Vader – both physically mutilated and emotionally crushed. Not only was it the best set-up for a final act ever, for an audience primed to expect more of A New Hope’s feel-good heroics it was a devastating gut-punch, unforgettable even four decades later. | IR

Written by: JACK BOTTOMLEY | JAMES HANTON | MARK NEWBOLD | JD GILLAM | KRIS HEYS | VANESSA BERBEN | IAIN ROBERTSON | JONATHAN ANDERSON | ED FORTUNE | MARTIN UNSWORTH | SCOTT VARNHAM

[This article was originally published in issue 472, July 2020.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOOK WORMHOLE: DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?

Blade Runner is my dad’s favourite film. All the while I was growing up, not a month wouldn’t go by that it wasn’t on the television, be it because he put in the VHS (and later, DVD), or because he had found one of the stations playing it and couldn’t resist even having it on in the background. It has been a nigh-constant presence in my life, always hovering, but I never actually sat down to watch it. As a kid, the dark cinematography was unappealing. Reading books and wearing out my tape of The Wizard of Oz seemed a better use of my time. Later, Japanese anime and Victorian fiction and spending time with my friends overcame any desire I had to watch my dad’s film.

Teenagers…

Now, as an adult (or as adult as I’ll ever get), my tastes have changed—widened—and my foray into science fiction has led me to a classic not just of the genre, but also of film itself. Imagine my surprise to discover it was first a book?

I’m not sure why Ridley Scott et al changed the title, aside from it being a bit of a mouthful, but Blade Runner was first penned as Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K Dick in 1968. Said title is a question that never gets answered, but the rest of the book more than makes up for it. Rick Deckard is a bounty hunter, tasked with ‘retiring’ six androids. With the money he makes, he hopes to buy a real sheep, to replace the electric one that sits on the roof of his apartment building amongst everyone else’s real animals. Because in this post-World War Terminus Earth, those who hadn’t packed up and headed for Mars are obsessed with owning real animals, with the hope they can feed them and breed them and, someday, make Earth like it was before birds started dropping out of sky. Of course, androids and toxic nuclear fallout don’t make it easy.

The book is vastly different from the film, and not just in the change of the title and the tweaking of names (the Rosen Association of the book becoming the Tyrell Corporation, for example). Many of the primary themes of the novel are absent from the film, and while it makes the film no less entertaining, I believe the novel is far richer for their presence. And it is a rich book; Dick’s use of language is fantastic, and I could go on and on about his lovely turns of phrase like “despotic force of time” and the way language works with character and his vivid, almost cinematic imagery. There are a number of plotlines within the book as well that aren’t fully fleshed out within the film, such as John Isidore’s, a “special” (those with “distorted genes” and a low IQ courtesy of the nuclear fallout) and the sole occupant of an apartment building who makes friends with androids, a character who is sweet and painfully human. But the novel’s complexity isn’t overwhelming, and it’s a surprisingly quick read. Which, I think, is the best way to do it, because it’s a bleak book; not only in action, but also in how many of the themes of the novel play out.

Nature is one of the big themes—if not the biggest—of the novel. The toxic state of the planet affects everyone’s daily lives, from their having to dress in protective gear such as an “Ajax model Mountibank Lead Codpiece” to living in nigh-constant fear that the nuclear fallout will erode their brain and twist their DNA until they’re labeled “special”—defective. But it is in animal ownership that this theme is strongly and unceasingly displayed, starting first with Deckard’s electric sheep. Owning an animal is a status symbol, more so in the novel than it is for us now, with celebrities carting around doll-like dogs in their designer handbags, like the dog was something that came with their piece of Prada. But it isn’t just status that has people keeping horses and goats on the roofs of their apartments—it’s necessity. It’s unheard of, in the novel’s alternate 1990s, to find an animal in the wild, and because of their scarcity, they dominate most of the dialogue. Deckard keeps a well-thumbed catalogue with him at all times, called “Sidney’s Animal & Fowl”, and his thoughts are consumed with replacing his electric sheep with a real animal. It is, I think, the driving force behind everything he does. Oh, sure, he questions other things (his feelings towards androids, for example) and he needs the money he makes for supporting himself and his wife, Iran, but those are always passing thoughts. It’s the animals he dwells on. It’s like being back in the 19th Century, or any time before technology and urban sprawl reduced our reliance on, and subsequently the importance of, animals. In many cultures, animals were traded, used as a form of currency, and in fact a conversation between Deckard and one of his neighbours, Bill Barbour, sounds very much like one that might have happened between farmers years ago, when having prime livestock was the focus of their lives.

The psychological aspect of pet ownership has been a frequent focus in twentieth century psychology. Pets provide companionship and security, but within the novel, the way characters cling to animal ownership demonstrates just how important animals are to human life. Not just having a pet—a dog or cat or rabbit—but having nature present in our lives. The environmental message in the book is huge, and one that, as an environmentalist, I eagerly devoured. As previously stated, the world of the novel is one almost bereft of nature. The air is toxic, the flora brittle and contaminated, and the fauna almost non-existent. It’s the very definition of a wasteland, one that it is obvious humans can’t sanely inhabit. With so many people living in cities, you might think that you would get on fine without pigeons dirtying your car windscreen and flies invading your home. Ants and mosquitoes and spiders, hell, life would be perfect without insects ruining picnics and the clothes you forgot to stuff full of mothballs. But imagine walking down a street, with a shining sun and wind in the trees and there is…silence. Imagine strolling through the country with only the sound of your footsteps, with only your footsteps, because there are no squirrels on branches or sparrows in trees. Imagine barely being able to recall what a sparrow even looks like.

There are reasons why green spaces in cities are so important. Not just for human physical wellbeing, but for emotional and psychological wellbeing too. It’s not purely for estheticism that there are trees and hedges decorating carparks and that there’s always one potted plant in every home. People need nature in their lives, need the sense of connection it gives us to our evolutionary and historical past when we weren’t so removed from it. We need the sense of calm it brings, the joy, and we need it to remind us that no matter how advanced we become, no matter how much we construct and how much we take, nature is always the superior force. So much of what happens on our planet is outside of our control, and while acts of natural disaster can be taken at face value—as disaster—they can also been taken as a reminder of our own insignificance. At the heart of it, we are animals, and like animals we are subject to and reliant on the planet we inhabit. Because like I said, we need nature; it’s why groups like Greenpeace and World Wildlife Fun exist, and it’s something everyone in the novel has come to learn, in a way hopefully we don’t have to. The fate of the environment (both earth and animals) always hovers in the background of the novel, a desperate, didn’t-know-what-you-had-until-you-lost-it hope that it will recover and be like it once was.

Unfortunately for Deckard and everyone else, it seems to be a useless hope.

The film’s primary focus is the androids, and while I saw the environmental message as something greater, I also found it constantly at war with the presence of the artificial within the novel. And it’s not just Deckard vs. the androids, it’s other things as well. In a world so consumed by a desire for the natural—who believe its superiority over those manmade androids and pets—it is perfectly all right for humans to fabricate their emotions. The first glimpse of Deckard and Iran that we get is of them being awoken by their “Penfield Mood Organ”, a piece of technology that allows them to “dial” specific emotions, even “a setting that stimulates [their] cerebral cortex[es] into wanting to dial”. The only way of identifying an android is even through emotions, as they cannot feel empathy, and yet this supposedly highly-held hallmark is being willingly degraded. And I say degraded, because while alone in their apartment, Iran says she “heard the…[e]mpty apartments” and felt nothing, and “realized how unhealthy it was, sensing the absence of life, not just in [the] building but everywhere and not reacting”. This moment is a jumping off point for everything else in the novel, as for every question Deckard has about androids, every doubt, every time he looks within himself and wonders at his feelings towards androids, is because if he can figure that out—if he can find a definitive difference that is more than just biological—then he can be safe knowing that for all that he is chipping away at his own humanity, he is still separate from androids. But of course, that isn’t an easy quest, and Deckard frequently finds himself in existential crises concerning the androids. “‘Do you think androids have souls?’” Deckard asks, at one point, gun still hot from ‘retiring’ one; “Empathy towards an artificial construct? he asked himself. Something that only pretends to be alive? But [the android] had seemed genuinely alive; it had not worn the aspect of simulation.” He desperately tries to find a way to explain his sudden, naturally-occurring feeling, to find some sort of truth. If something is man-made, it isn’t alive. It may have the skin of a living thing—a talking doll or toy dog that can walk or electric sheep—but it’s a machine. It doesn’t feel. It’s no better than your toaster. But when does it get to the point that technology has replicated life? Is life personality? Unprompted speech? Independent movement? Is it taking up an occupation or owning an animal or, even, having a relationship? When does a machine stop being a machine, and start being…something else entirely?

There is a definitive difference between humans and androids that is made clear in the novel: belief. The easiest way this is shown is through Mercerism, the religion that greatly resembles Christianity, from the animal symbolism (important animals are “[t]he donkey and especially the toad”) to miraculous healing (making “the dead return[ed] to life”) to the promise of a Second Coming for the Christ-like Mercer (“He had sunk down into the tomb world. He could not get out until the bones strewn around him grew back into living creatures; he had become joined to the metabolism of other lives and until they rose he could not rise either.”). In itself, it’s fascinating to see that the human ability to believe in a godly figure doesn’t appear to have faded even after nuclear disaster. The religions we know may have died, but another took their place, and while Wilbur Mercer’s religion is interesting on its own, the notion that just like humans can’t live without nature neither can they live without the ability (and the option) of believing in something far greater than themselves is far more fascinating.

That’s what the entire novel comes down to, in the end: belief. If there is one overarching theme throughout this book, it is the question for reality—for truth. The whole book is filled with lies, fictions within a work of fiction; everything is questioned, from the androids to the animals, even the veracity of Mercerism is called into question, and there is a desperation, so poignant that as a reader you can feel it, to find something that is truthful.

Belief is the truth of the novel.

The human ability to believe, in a concept or a person or a religion, to believe that things will get better, is something that cannot be replicated. The characters in the novel spend massive amounts of money on animals, feed them and care for them, firmly believing that it makes a difference. People remain on a planet that is slowly killing them, because they believe that there is a chance that it may get better. Androids operate on facts, on things that are tangible, and while they have an academic understanding of belief, they don’t understand it. Towards the end of the novel, a climax of action although there is, I think, a second much more internal one for Deckard’s character, there is a revelation, but it doesn’t lead to the victory the androids were hoping for. “‘They will have trouble understanding why nothing has changed,’” one character remarks, because for we humans, sometimes the facts don’t matter. Sometimes, it’s not the messenger that’s important but rather the message itself. One of the trademarks of humanity is that we hold on to hope even in the bleakest of situations, and that is a truth put on brilliant display here, even if that hope appears to be rather hopeless.

Do Android’s Dream of Electric Sheep? is a beautiful novel and, I think, a great companion to Blade Runner. As I read and watched, I didn’t find myself preferring one over the other, rather I found that they acted as compliments (and from what I’ve read, Dick agrees with me).  Of course, it’s not perfect; there is a trope used in the novel, albeit briefly, that I’m sure for its time was innovative. But it’s become such a science fiction cliché that for all the action, I found myself somewhat bored with it. Luckily, as I said, the use of the trope is brief, and I’m not about to condemn a forty-year-old book for twelve pages. It does, of course, speak for the power of the book that such a trope has continued to be used in fiction for decades. There is a timelessness to the novel, for all that it is set in a 1992 that (thankfully) never came to pass. Its message is just as relevant now as it was then, and in fact, even more so. It’s a warning of what our future could be, if we don’t do something to change it.

We just have to believe we can.

Originally published in June 2011

ESSENTIAL HONG KONG CINEMA TOP 5: COP DRAMAS

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It’s never a bad time to celebrate the golden age of Hong Kong cinema (running roughly between 1980 and the early 2000s) but the festive season is fitting, due to Channel 4’s Asian season of films, which ran late into the night, over Christmas and New Year in the early ‘90s. Luckily the below titles are now available on Blu-ray or on various streaming services, to watch at your leisure, with Eggnog and a mince pie in hand! We start with the exploits of the Royal Hong Kong Police…

POLICE STORY (Dir. Jackie Chan, 1985)

The one film to rule them all! Jackie Chan’s magnum opus is a reactionary picture, to show James Glickenhaus (who directed Chan in the lacklustre The Protector, released 6 months earlier) how to make a police procedural. The story of Inspector Chan Ka-Kui being framed for murder by the drug dealers he helped bust, is surprisingly poignant, illuminating the price of fame and vanity. But you are here for the action, and boy does it deliver, with two bone-crunching set pieces in the opening scene. The shantytown dash and Chan hanging from a bus, merely warm you up for the glass-soaked finale, set in a Hong Kong shopping mall, it is one of the finest action montages ever committed to celluloid.

TIGER CAGE (Dir. Yuen Woo Ping, 1988)

A surprisingly gritty movie from veteran Yuen Woo Ping. It concerns the classic theme, to be found in so many HK Cop Dramas; corruption in the force. Featuring great performances by Jacky Cheung, Simon Yam, and a brief role for a young Donnie Yen, the police battle a nasty group of drug kingpins, who have bent coppers hiding behind every corner. It perfectly captures the zeitgeist of the time; neon lights, food stalls, and corruption. It’s filled with shoot-outs, bombastic car chases, and plenty of murder. The other two films in the series are lighter with more martial arts action but don’t contain the realism and sense of danger that this hidden gem exhibits.

TIGER ON THE BEAT (Dir Lau Kar-Leung, 1988)

Even though a Tiger is also featured in the title, this is a much lighter affair than Tiger Cage. Chow Yun Fat is a womanising detective, who likes to drink raw eggs for breakfast. He is teamed up with Conan Lee’s straight-laced Kung-Fu cop, to take down some drug dealers (drugs really were the hot issue of the 1980s). So, we get a liberal sprinkling of shoot-outs, hand-to-hand combat, and a car chase for good measure. The two mismatched leads bounce off each other beautifully and look like they are having as much fun as the audience. All the action is first class, especially the concluding chainsaw fight between Conan and Gordon Liu. If that doesn’t sell the movie, then nothing will!

HARD BOILED (Dir John Woo, 1992)

Chow Yun Fat and John Woo were a match made in heaven, producing a plethora of films together. Hard Boiled (famous for its cover featuring Chow, a baby, and a shotgun) is one of the most polished, featuring some outrageous action scenes, which made Hollywood truly take notice. The fabulously named Inspector Tequila Yuen (Chow Yun Fat) is your standard tough-as-nails cop who teams up with an undercover agent (Tony Leung) to take down a triad boss. The gunplay on show is exemplary, starting off in a claustrophobic tea house, birdcages littering the scene, while multiple handguns are drawn to inflict chaos. The film never lets up, skilfully walking a tightrope between fun and serious. We end up in a hospital with said baby and shotgun, in one final, spectacular shoot-out. Simply great filmmaking.

INFERNAL AFFAIRS (Dir. Andrew Lau, Alan Mak, 2002)

As we come to the end of the golden era, The Unceasing Path (the literal Chinese and far superior title) is an example of how far the industry had come. Hong Kong cinema was known, more for its action than its storytelling. However, this film concentrates on the latter in a taut and twisting thriller. Tony Leung plays a police officer who is placed undercover in a triad organisation, whereas Andy Lau is a triad, hidden in the police force. Each of them must gain as much information as possible over a ten-year period. An all-star cast, which also features Eric Tsang, brilliantly playing against type as the mob boss, really delivers. The emotional stress of the assignment is conveyed to aplomb here, and as an audience, you are on the edge of your seat to see who comes out on top, no real heroes here. It is no coincidence that Martin Scorsese won his only Best Picture Oscar for The Departed, a remake, which diverges very little from this masterpiece. For an industry obsessed with police corruption, this is the finest example.

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