ASSASSIN CLUB

assassin club

By Martin Unsworth

Morgan (Henry Golding) is a gun-for-hire hoping to quit the day job and settle down with his girlfriend Sophie (Daniela Melchoir). He’s reluctantly brought back when he’s told by Caldwell (Sam Neill) that he’s been tasked to dispatch seven other assassins. Unfortunately for Morgan, they have the same assignment.

On paper, Assassin Club has all the hallmarks of a John Wick-esque thrill ride. In reality, thanks to the meandering of Thomas Dunn’s script and the somewhat limp direction of Camille Delamarre (The Transporter Reloaded), we’re left with an overlong slog of a film with occasional flourishes. Sam Neill shines in his low-key performance but is wise enough to tap out mid-way. Unfortunately, Golding doesn’t have the screen presence to hold everything together (or perhaps he wisely realised he shouldn’t waste too much energy on the parts of the movie that don’t require guns or knives). Noomi Rapace (Prometheus) does her best in an intriguing dual role but, like everyone else, is let down by the material.

Despite some decent, if sporadic, set pieces, Assassin Club plods along from hit to hit. Long bouts of exposition that are directed with little flair or verve bring things to a snail’s pace, sadly.

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Assassin Club is available to Buy On Digital in the US on May 16th and on DVD and Blu-ray June 6th.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3

by Hayden Mears

James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy did what many thought impossible. Not only did it fold D-list Marvel characters into a continuity that never really needed them, but it did so in a way that felt seamless and made us scream for more. Instead of asking, “What was that?” we cried, “Finally! Where have these A-holes been?!” A talking raccoon? A Vin Diesel-voiced tree man with a hilariously restrictive vocabulary? Why do these things work so well?!

Fast forward almost a decade. Gunn has just released his big-hearted trilogy-capper, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. The MCU’s big bad, Thanos, has come and gone. Every corner of the universe is still reeling from the devastation he brought. Gunn has always revelled in the fact that the Guardians’ adventures don’t have to have any bearing on Earth, the Avengers, etc. He can create hilarious standalone adventures that care more about characters and moments than continuity. After watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, it occurs to us that there may be too much revelling. Gunn’s swan song is indulgent to a fault and unwilling to let jokes die. It’s excessive in every way its predecessors were, but this time the excess feels contrived and tiresome. Glimpses of Gunn’s brilliance shine through occasionally, but as a cohesive whole? It’s a marked step-down.

At 2½ hours, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is exhausting. Yes, it looks and sounds phenomenal. And sure, there are some fantastic character beats that will go down as some of Gunn’s most inspired writing. The movie belongs to Rocket Raccoon (Sean Gunn/Bradley Cooper), and it’s at its best when it remembers that.

The bottom line? Gunn’s swan song is a big, messy, sporadically absorbing odyssey that effortlessly ranks among the MCU’s most original – and uneven – entries. The characters are lovably one-note. The plot is uncomplicated. It’s a reasonably good time at the movies, but it needs to be the last one.

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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3 is in UK cinemas from May 3rd. 

5-25-77

5-25-77

by Martin Unsworth

Everyone interested in film has that spark lit by something. For some, it becomes an awareness; for others, it develops into an obsession. One person whose passion overwhelmed him is director/writer Patrick Read Johnson. 5-25-77 is the personal story of how a visit to the cinema changed his life.

After seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey at an early age, young Pat (John Francis Daley, screenwriter of the recent Dungeons & Dragons blockbuster) becomes obsessed with the film and, in particular, the special effects. He uses his father’s Super 8 camera and starts making his mini-movies, being increasingly inventive with his visuals. However, his excitement boils over when he finds out about a new little film hitting cinemas called Star Wars.

Johnson’s passion and enthusiasm are infectious, making viewers who have likely had a similar mindset feel warmth and nostalgia. We’ve all had that feeling of being an outsider or ‘odd’ because of whatever genre we love. It also perfectly hits on young love, family strife, and general growing pains. While 5-25-77 is over two hours long, it doesn’t feel like it as we’re swept along with young Johnson’s plans and life outside the silver screen. His relationship with a girl he spots reading the 2001 novel is significant. While it moves the narrative into the more conventional coming-of-age drama territory, there’s still a large foot in geekdom.

It’s a film that’s been a long time coming, having been in development for around 20 years. The enthusiasm seen on screen is a testament to the effort and perseverance of Johnson. You don’t necessarily have to be a massive Star Wars fan to love this, or indeed, have to remember that first time seeing the start of George Lucas’ saga, but it helps. As for Pat Johnson, he went on to live his dream (his first film was the 1990 VHS cult favourite Spaced Invaders). The strong take home here is to follow that passion and dream.

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5-25-77 is available on digital from May 1st.

THE ARTIFICE GIRL

ARTIFICE GIRL

By James “Magic” Perkins

If you had the tools and knowledge to change the world, would you keep it a secret? Can AI really develop feelings, and do they deserve their own life? These incredibly compelling and stimulating questions and more are explored in Franklin Ritch’s impressive feature debut, The Artifice Girl.

After developing a ground-breaking AI character called Cherry (portrayed with gravitas by Tatum Matthews), who is modelled to look like an 11-year-old girl to trap and convict online predators, Gareth (Ritch) is invited to team up with special agents Deena (Sinda Nichols) and Amos (David Girard) to give him all of the resources he needs to carry out his objective. As time passes, complex questions about morality, mortality, free will, and doing the right thing are thrust into the foreground of what is a spectacularly poignant yet empathetic look at AI, evolving technology, and human trauma.

Ritch’s expert writing and raw acting as this troubled yet determined genius manages to give audiences plenty to ponder on whilst also addressing very real issues in a sensitive fashion – and although any film with AI can be compared to the likes of Ex_Machina amongst others, this piece of storytelling stands on its own feet as a unique outlook on what the future could hold. Couple that with an always brilliant performance by the legendary Lance Henriksen, and you can see why this is a must-see film.

The Artifice Girl is a grounded, eye-opening, and thought-provoking sci-fi chamber piece that is perfectly paced, concisely acted, and asks the big, heavy-hitting questions; whilst also remaining highly engaging and thrilling through its narrative and sharp sub 90-minute runtime.

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The Artifice Girl is released in US Cinemas on April 27th and VOD worldwide on May 1st. You can read our interview with the film’s director, writer, and actor, Franklin Ritch, here.

NIGHTMARE RADIO: THE NIGHT STALKER

nightmare radio stalker

By Martin Unsworth

Candy (Paula Brasca) is a late-night DJ who specialises in hosting listeners’ chilling tales. She’s quite acerbic, not afraid to call out when she thinks the stories are BS. One caller puts her on edge, though, as her night is set to become even more terrifying.

A follow-up to 2019’s A Night of Horror: Nightmare Radio, this is more of the same – a DJ wraparound story to hang a selection of short films. While the stories are entertaining on varying levels, the fact that they are just imported from an archive of festival-run films and not specifically created for this anthology stands out. There’s no correlation between the stories and what’s going on in Candy’s world other than a sense of dread and isolation. That’s not to say they don’t work; it’s just the contrast of styles and quality is jarring.

Of the shorts that are showcased, the strongest is Lorcan Finnegan’s Foxes (also the oldest of the tales, coming from 2011). Here, a young couple is at risk of drifting apart after moving to a rather uncanny housing estate (the shots of the identical buildings disappearing in the distance are genuinely haunting and a precursor to Yonder in the director’s later Vivarium). The wife becomes obsessed with a pack of local foxes, and her descent into a feral state begins. Some are shorter than others, but at under 80 minutes, none of them overstays their welcome or risk bogging down the portmanteau. The final vignette, David M. Night Maire’s Chateau Sauvignon, is the most peculiarly placed since it comes at the height of the action in the main story.

This lack of cohesion between the segments is a little disappointing, with the majority of the menace coming from a supernatural source rather than a stalker or other threat, as in the main story. Something building up the solitude would work better. However, if you can accept that, this is a decent low-budget effort that highlights some shorts you may have missed over the past few years. The wraparound is a decent showcase for Brasca, who manages to keep things interesting.

The patchwork nature of the film isn’t a massive problem in general, it works more often than not, but the curator needs to make sure they gel a little better. Still entertaining despite everything.

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Nightmare Radio: The Night Stalker is available on digital platforms

FOLLOW THE DEAD

Follow the Dead

BY RICH CROSS

The zom-rom-com is a tough genre to pull off. So it’s particularly impressive to watch a first-time writer, producer, and director manage it with such style. It’s a film that invites inevitable comparisons with Shaun of the Dead, but Follow the Dead has a distinctive heartbeat all its own.

In the Irish county of Offaly, four underachieving millennials (a brother and sister and their two cousins) are suspicious of alarming news emerging from Dublin of a zombie outbreak. Once they realise that the crisis is real, the ill-equipped and unprepared foursome are forced to fight for their lives as the undead multiply. Their plight is complicated by the appearance of masked vigilantes who seek to profit from the ensuing chaos, by would-be revolutionaries, and by the hopes of the elder brother in the group to reconcile with his estranged wife, who’s now a local Garda officer.

Although there’s a decent amount of undead action throughout, Follow the Dead is most concerned with the impact the disaster has on the bonds of family, home and community. In different ways, these hapless loafers are searching for validation in lives that have not worked out as they had hoped. You couldn’t call the comedy subtle, but there are plenty of decent jokes in the mix and some surprising emotional punches, too – as key relationships come under strain. The dialogue is sharp, the cultural observations (about priests, politicians and social media) are witty, and the performances strong. Luke Corcoran is excellent as Robbie, the self-absorbed slacker who comes good, while Tadhg Devery steals every scene that he’s in as the clueless stoner Chi. It’s not flawless, but it’s a terrifically entertaining debut.

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FOLLOW THE DEAD is available to stream on Prime Video in the UK.

CRAVING

craving

by Vicky Lawrence

Craving is a low-budget crime thriller/monster movie that has an interesting insight into drug addiction. The patrons of a rural bar are barricaded inside by a group of addicts who are hiding a secret that has caused them to be hunted down: a monster is hiding amongst them. While we learn about the lives of the group of addicts and how they found themselves protecting a monster, we also see why this monster is being hunted down. Namely, the destruction it’s caused to a multitude of families.

The clock has been ticking for the entirety of their duration in the bar; their efforts sadly don’t find a solution to keep the monster from transforming from its host into its horrific final form. This ultimately leads to the bloodbath promised to us from the start. When we think all is lost and there’s no way to stop this creature on its mission to consume as much blood as psychically possible, our handy barmaid, Shiloh, becomes our trusty ‘Final Girl’. The group hunting down this monster comes to investigate, only to find Shiloh covered in the blood of her friends – they believe that she is the last one standing and that the monster has been destroyed. Little do they know, there is no end to this bloodshed.

Craving is for fans of extremely low-budget horror films that have an interesting creature design and very cheap but good SFX. For what the acting lacks, the gore/kills make up for it. It has some incredibly interesting kills for such a low-budget film, but it really does pull everything together. While having such an interesting storyline about addiction but not with the typical addiction tropes, we normally see drugs creating monsters and turning people evil. However, that is not the case with Craving. It plays on familiar values of family being chosen and the lengths they will go through to protect one of their own.

Craving boasts a decent backup cast, including the likes of Al Gomez (Cloak and Dagger) and Kevin Caliber (Future Man); it also has a small cameo from the great Felissa Rose of Sleepaway Camp. This film’s not to be missed, it’s cheesy at times and can be confusing, but it has a great story that doesn’t play on the same sort of monster/drug tropes that some other films do while also having a different take on the final girl trope. Worth checking out if you can find comfort in the beauty of a good story and good gore, despite not having the best acting in the world.

Craving is available to stream on Prime Video.

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LIVING WITH CHUCKY

living with chucky

Documentaries about film franchises are ten-a-penny, and this isn’t the first that’s been done about the Child’s Play series. However, there is a unique angle for this one since it’s directed by Kyra Elise Gardner, whose father Tony Gardner worked on the animatronic dolls for the murderous Chucky.

All the faces you’d expect are interviewed: Brad Dourif and his daughter Fiona, writer/director Don Mancini, and Alex Vincent, who played Andy Barclay, Chucky’s original ‘owner’. There are some general commentators, too, such as genre icon Lin Shaye and pop culture fan John Waters. Each has a unique outlook on the subject.

For the first half, the film looks at the franchise one film at a time and is fairly standard. It’s then that Kyra’s motivation comes into play. Since she was little, Chucky has been ‘part of the family’ as the effects models and designs have been around the house. It then becomes a more personal story, and much more interesting. Interviewing the cast and crew for the first time who she’d only known through the screen before appears to be a cathartic thing for her. The impact of making the films on their respective family lives is openly discussed, which is something that isn’t often approached.

This personal angle raises a standard retrospective into something more fascinating and relatable.

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Living With Chucky is out now on Blu-ray and digital. 

 

GHOSTED

by Paul Mount

Dexter Fletcher directs this likeable, action-packed rom-com/thriller starring Chris Evans as an unwilling accomplice to the globetrotting exploits of an undercover agent played by the vivacious Ana de Armas. Cole Turner (Evans)  meets up with Sadie Rhodes (de Armas) at a farmer’s market. He’s perplexed when, after a (very) successful first date, she doesn’t seem keen to acknowledge his texts or return his calls. She’s ghosting him, kids! He finds out that she’s in London (something to do with a tracking device on an inhaler?). However, his ill-advised (and not at all creepy) plan to drop in on her unannounced halfway across the world goes wrong when he’s immediately kidnapped by a terrorist group who mistake him for a spy called ‘Taxman’. A disgraced French intelligence agent named Leveque (Adrien Brody) is keen to get his hands on a lethal bioweapon called ‘Aztec’ but needs the passcode – which he believes the ‘Taxman’ possesses – to activate it. Cole is rescued by Sadie, and the pair embark on a breakneck race to keep one step ahead of Leveque, which involves some spectacular action set pieces, punch-ups aplenty and an exhilarating chase sequence through the Khyber Pass.

It’s all hugely entertaining Saturday night fluff, enlivened by the chemistry between Evans (clearly enjoying playing the everyman rather than the superhero) and de Armas (cast as a last-minute replacement for Scarlett Johansson). It’s undemanding stuff, of course, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing; it’s a film that encourages you to sit back and enjoy the familiarity of its set-up (think Mr and Mrs Jones and the underrated Tom Cruise flick Knight and Day) and revel in the unpretentiousness of a film that only exists to entertain for a couple of hours. MCU fans will enjoy the cheeky cameos by Evans’ former Marvel co-stars Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan as hapless bounty hunters. Good fun.

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Ghosted is streaming now on Apple TV+

EVIL DEAD RISE

by Joel Harley

An Evil Dead film without Bruce Campbell or a cabin in the woods? Heresy? Perhaps, but with his Evil Dead Rise, director Lee Cronin performs the unthinkable – in more ways than one. Children? In an Evil Dead film?

When a copy of the Necronomicon Ex Mortis turns up in the basement of a condemned inner city apartment block, a working class family home becomes ground zero for the latest act of Deadite warfare. Meanwhile, learning that she has fallen pregnant, Beth (Lily Sullivan) rocks up on the doorstep of estranged sister Ellie (Alyssa Sutherland, channeling Bill Skarsgård’s Pennywise with that face) hoping for her help and support. Instead, she and Ellie’s children (Gabrielle Echols, Morgan Davies and Nell Fisher, all adorable) find themselves fighting to survive when Ellie is suddenly possessed by the Deadite horde.

Here, Cronin hits the hard reset button on the franchise, doing away with the cabin in the woods and chained-up basement doors. At the same time, all of the Evil Dead touchstones are there – swapping out possessed trees for elevator cables and waterlogged basements for an arcane vault full of sinister records and cursed books. As the cursory setup unfolds, the film lays out its playthings; less Chekhov’s gun, more Chekhov’s cheese grater, chainsaw and tattoo needle.

Fears that the young cast might hold Evil Dead Rise back prove unfounded – Cronin’s entry makes even the 2013 remake look restrained, reaching a level of violence that one might have thought impossible for a semi-mainstream cinema release in 2023. Once the action starts, it never lets up – a relentless, merciless assault on good taste and the boundaries of screen violence. It’s as much [REC] as it is The Evil Dead, with a new breed of Deadite who prove to be more dangerous and unpredictable than ever.

Meanwhile, in Alyssa Sutherland, the film finds one of the series’ most terrifying Deadites to date, gifted an incredible physical performance and tragic about-face from loving mom to murderous monster. Meanwhile, Auntie Beth manages to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Jane Levy’s Mia as a great post-Campbell protagonist. The kids do admirable work in the face of all this abuse, their youth and doe-eyed love for each other making the film genuinely difficult to watch in places. It’s a careful balance between heartbreaking pathos, flinch-worthy body horror and fist-pumping catharsis – each of which hits the mark with deft precision.

Where Fede Alvarez’s remake hewed closely to Sam Raimi’s original film, Cronin wears his Evil Dead II influences on his gore-flecked sleeve. While the film’s strain of black humour is appreciated, the near constant references do tend to distract from the story at hand. It gives some of the best action the franchise has ever seen, but never quite reaches the heights of 2013’s blood storm or Ash’s Farewell to Arms, being too beholden to previous entries (and other genre films!) to fully carve its own path.

Regardless, Evil Dead Rise is another tremendously strong entry in a series that has yet to put a foot wrong. Dizzylingly violent and jaw-droppingly horrible, it’s up there with the best of The Evil Dead.

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EVIL DEAD RISE is out in UK cinemas on April 21st