THE CURSE OF WOLF MOUNTAIN

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by Vicky Lawrence

Warning: this review contains spoilers.

The Curse of Wolf Mountain initially draws us in as a supernatural/creature feature-type horror, when in reality, it’s actually a slasher through and through and is oversaturated with typical slasher tropes. It boasts having a great cast, including Tobin Bell (Saw), Danny Trejo (From Dusk till Dawn) and even TikTok comedian Matt Rife (briefly featured in Brooklyn Nine Nine). However, regardless of having these big names throughout the film, it doesn’t really save how dull most of the film is with an unoriginal plot.

We meet AJ (Keli Price), who is trying to deal with the traumatic deaths of his parent with his psychiatrist Dr Avery (Bell). He can’t seem to remember whether it was a creature or a person that was the cause of their demise. To try and process his loss, Dr Avery suggests exposure therapy of returning to Wolf Mountain to try and jog AJ’s memory, for him to move on and process this grief. AJ, in turn, plans this trip with his brother Max, bringing along his own wife and Max’s family, to hike up and camp at Wolf Mountain to find the answers of his parents’ death. We learn about the curse and legends of the area and how there is a history of deaths linked to a mad creature living in Wolf Mountain. This makes us question whether the creature in question is, in fact, a werewolf. A ranger gives the group a set of rules for the duration of their stay on the mountain that aligns with the typical slasher rules that we have seen in the likes of Scream, such as ‘don’t have sex’ and ‘don’t drink or do drugs’. Before we see them set up camp on the mountain, we’re introduced to Danny Trejo’s character, a gangster type who has broken into the grounds and is trying to hide some illegally obtained money with his partner. It’s a role that appears typecasting for Trejo, far too unoriginal for Trejo’s range.

Rules start to be broken during their stay; people in their group have sex, drink, and end up disappearing, causing AJ and his wife to be panicked about their whereabouts. Regardless, AJ and his wife make the trip to the top of the mountain, the site of his parent’s death, to hopefully find the answers he needs. To his dismay, he remembers nothing and goes back to try and find the rest of his family. Darkness starts to set in, and we are introduced to the monster of the film with his first kill, a man with a wolf mask, so any hope for a werewolf film has been nixed here. We go through the majority of the film, seeing some mediocre kills that are just a bit lack-lustre and seeing AJ, his wife and Danny Trejo’s partner running around and trying to hide. Due to the lack of phone connection on the mountain, AJ tries to find a spot to call his cousin (who lives nearby) to try and save them or call the rangers. This entire section of the film tries to cause suspense and tries to make you feel the panic the characters are feeling, but it just seems drawn out and boring. With more mediocre kills, as the rangers come to investigate the situation and AJ tries to protect his wife, the film just feels a bit of a mess and is incredibly confusing. Fast forward to AJ being confronted by the killer; it’s here he gets all of his answers to his parent’s death and how this legend of the wolf-man killer was simply used as a cover for the real reason (which is the only actually good twist in the entire film). In this sequence, the killer is defeated, questions are answered, and AJ, his wife, and cousin survive the ordeal.

The film cuts to a year later, where we see AJ’s family, a new baby girl, he is no longer having nightmares, and everyone’s lives seem to be okay. Dr Avery believes that AJ’s trauma is over and that his services are no longer required, to which he agrees, and he carries on with his life and job. However, we have one more twist that we feel everyone could see coming, where the killer isn’t defeated and breaks into AJ’s home to try and kill his wife and new daughter. AJ gets wise and realises that this isn’t over and finally rushes back to the house to kill the villain, and with that, the film ends.

We had high hopes for this film after reading the synopsis and looking at the cast they had onboard for it, but we can honestly say we were incredibly bored for the majority of the time. We thought this was going to be a supernatural-esque film with a creature, but it was just an overly typical slasher that played around with all of the tropes. It didn’t really have anything original to give to us, which could have been done – it could have played on that werewolf idea instead of just a jilted man with a vendetta on his hands, which has been done to death. There was a lot of filler with drone footage of the terrain; we feel that this was to give us an insight of the actual grounds of the mountain and maybe push this idea of a potential creature, but in reality, it gave us the feeling that they did not have enough story to make the film long enough – it was just a bit weak.

All in all, The Curse of Wolf Mountain felt like an oversaturated slasher, which wanted to throw in all of the tropes instead of picking and choosing specific aspects and moulding them into this film. The story seemed quite weak but did deal with important feelings surrounding familial trauma of this aspect of being born over being adopted and whether blood is actually thicker than water. Sadly though, this sole factor couldn’t save this film in my opinion. I’d always say give any film a watch and form your own opinion on it, but if you miss this film, you will only really be missing out on seeing Tobin Bell and Danny Trejo in small roles.

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The Curse of Wolf Mountain is available on digital in the US.

OUTPOST

By Joel Harley

Recovering from a violent assault, an abuse survivor takes on a job in remote Idaho, tending to an imposing mountain outpost. Hired as warden, Kate (Beth Dover) finds herself in complete isolation, with nothing but the wasps and her own demons for company. As she grows closer to a local grump and widower (Dylan Baker), the voices become louder, and Kate’s grip on her sanity weakens.

Written and directed by Brooklyn 99 star Jo Lo Truglio, this independent horror-thriller couldn’t be further apart from his usual sitcom stomping grounds (and we don’t just mean Brooklyn). In its tale of a tormented figure seeking respite as caretaker of a remote hotspot for ghosts, Lo Truglio’s feature debut recalls The Shining; in the condescending men sniping at and undermining Kate, a version of Alex Garland’s Men.

Lo Truglio handles Kate’s story more sensitively than all that, even if it is another story about a traumatised abuse survivor written and directed by a man. Dover is a strong lead, believably alternating between the terrified victim, determined outpost warden and tormented spook magnet. Her co-stars also hit the mark (especially the always-reliable Dylan Baker). Still, the constant presence of other people tends to undermine any sense of isolation or budding madness that the film is going for.

Otherwise, Outpost is well shot, with a suitably imposing setting and picturesque surroundings. While the film never quite reaches the heights it aims for, this striking debut makes a solid platform for its director’s genre aspirations.

OUTPOST is out in selected cinemas and on-demand in the USA from May 19th.

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ASSASSIN CLUB

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By Martin Unsworth

Morgan (Henry Golding) is a gun-for-hire hoping to quit the day job and settle down with his girlfriend Sophie (Daniela Melchoir). He’s reluctantly brought back when he’s told by Caldwell (Sam Neill) that he’s been tasked to dispatch seven other assassins. Unfortunately for Morgan, they have the same assignment.

On paper, Assassin Club has all the hallmarks of a John Wick-esque thrill ride. In reality, thanks to the meandering of Thomas Dunn’s script and the somewhat limp direction of Camille Delamarre (The Transporter Reloaded), we’re left with an overlong slog of a film with occasional flourishes. Sam Neill shines in his low-key performance but is wise enough to tap out mid-way. Unfortunately, Golding doesn’t have the screen presence to hold everything together (or perhaps he wisely realised he shouldn’t waste too much energy on the parts of the movie that don’t require guns or knives). Noomi Rapace (Prometheus) does her best in an intriguing dual role but, like everyone else, is let down by the material.

Despite some decent, if sporadic, set pieces, Assassin Club plods along from hit to hit. Long bouts of exposition that are directed with little flair or verve bring things to a snail’s pace, sadly.

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Assassin Club is available to Buy On Digital in the US on May 16th and on DVD and Blu-ray June 6th.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3

by Hayden Mears

James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy did what many thought impossible. Not only did it fold D-list Marvel characters into a continuity that never really needed them, but it did so in a way that felt seamless and made us scream for more. Instead of asking, “What was that?” we cried, “Finally! Where have these A-holes been?!” A talking raccoon? A Vin Diesel-voiced tree man with a hilariously restrictive vocabulary? Why do these things work so well?!

Fast forward almost a decade. Gunn has just released his big-hearted trilogy-capper, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. The MCU’s big bad, Thanos, has come and gone. Every corner of the universe is still reeling from the devastation he brought. Gunn has always revelled in the fact that the Guardians’ adventures don’t have to have any bearing on Earth, the Avengers, etc. He can create hilarious standalone adventures that care more about characters and moments than continuity. After watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, it occurs to us that there may be too much revelling. Gunn’s swan song is indulgent to a fault and unwilling to let jokes die. It’s excessive in every way its predecessors were, but this time the excess feels contrived and tiresome. Glimpses of Gunn’s brilliance shine through occasionally, but as a cohesive whole? It’s a marked step-down.

At 2½ hours, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is exhausting. Yes, it looks and sounds phenomenal. And sure, there are some fantastic character beats that will go down as some of Gunn’s most inspired writing. The movie belongs to Rocket Raccoon (Sean Gunn/Bradley Cooper), and it’s at its best when it remembers that.

The bottom line? Gunn’s swan song is a big, messy, sporadically absorbing odyssey that effortlessly ranks among the MCU’s most original – and uneven – entries. The characters are lovably one-note. The plot is uncomplicated. It’s a reasonably good time at the movies, but it needs to be the last one.

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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3 is in UK cinemas from May 3rd. 

5-25-77

5-25-77

by Martin Unsworth

Everyone interested in film has that spark lit by something. For some, it becomes an awareness; for others, it develops into an obsession. One person whose passion overwhelmed him is director/writer Patrick Read Johnson. 5-25-77 is the personal story of how a visit to the cinema changed his life.

After seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey at an early age, young Pat (John Francis Daley, screenwriter of the recent Dungeons & Dragons blockbuster) becomes obsessed with the film and, in particular, the special effects. He uses his father’s Super 8 camera and starts making his mini-movies, being increasingly inventive with his visuals. However, his excitement boils over when he finds out about a new little film hitting cinemas called Star Wars.

Johnson’s passion and enthusiasm are infectious, making viewers who have likely had a similar mindset feel warmth and nostalgia. We’ve all had that feeling of being an outsider or ‘odd’ because of whatever genre we love. It also perfectly hits on young love, family strife, and general growing pains. While 5-25-77 is over two hours long, it doesn’t feel like it as we’re swept along with young Johnson’s plans and life outside the silver screen. His relationship with a girl he spots reading the 2001 novel is significant. While it moves the narrative into the more conventional coming-of-age drama territory, there’s still a large foot in geekdom.

It’s a film that’s been a long time coming, having been in development for around 20 years. The enthusiasm seen on screen is a testament to the effort and perseverance of Johnson. You don’t necessarily have to be a massive Star Wars fan to love this, or indeed, have to remember that first time seeing the start of George Lucas’ saga, but it helps. As for Pat Johnson, he went on to live his dream (his first film was the 1990 VHS cult favourite Spaced Invaders). The strong take home here is to follow that passion and dream.

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5-25-77 is available on digital from May 1st.

THE ARTIFICE GIRL

ARTIFICE GIRL

By James “Magic” Perkins

If you had the tools and knowledge to change the world, would you keep it a secret? Can AI really develop feelings, and do they deserve their own life? These incredibly compelling and stimulating questions and more are explored in Franklin Ritch’s impressive feature debut, The Artifice Girl.

After developing a ground-breaking AI character called Cherry (portrayed with gravitas by Tatum Matthews), who is modelled to look like an 11-year-old girl to trap and convict online predators, Gareth (Ritch) is invited to team up with special agents Deena (Sinda Nichols) and Amos (David Girard) to give him all of the resources he needs to carry out his objective. As time passes, complex questions about morality, mortality, free will, and doing the right thing are thrust into the foreground of what is a spectacularly poignant yet empathetic look at AI, evolving technology, and human trauma.

Ritch’s expert writing and raw acting as this troubled yet determined genius manages to give audiences plenty to ponder on whilst also addressing very real issues in a sensitive fashion – and although any film with AI can be compared to the likes of Ex_Machina amongst others, this piece of storytelling stands on its own feet as a unique outlook on what the future could hold. Couple that with an always brilliant performance by the legendary Lance Henriksen, and you can see why this is a must-see film.

The Artifice Girl is a grounded, eye-opening, and thought-provoking sci-fi chamber piece that is perfectly paced, concisely acted, and asks the big, heavy-hitting questions; whilst also remaining highly engaging and thrilling through its narrative and sharp sub 90-minute runtime.

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The Artifice Girl is released in US Cinemas on April 27th and VOD worldwide on May 1st. You can read our interview with the film’s director, writer, and actor, Franklin Ritch, here.

NIGHTMARE RADIO: THE NIGHT STALKER

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By Martin Unsworth

Candy (Paula Brasca) is a late-night DJ who specialises in hosting listeners’ chilling tales. She’s quite acerbic, not afraid to call out when she thinks the stories are BS. One caller puts her on edge, though, as her night is set to become even more terrifying.

A follow-up to 2019’s A Night of Horror: Nightmare Radio, this is more of the same – a DJ wraparound story to hang a selection of short films. While the stories are entertaining on varying levels, the fact that they are just imported from an archive of festival-run films and not specifically created for this anthology stands out. There’s no correlation between the stories and what’s going on in Candy’s world other than a sense of dread and isolation. That’s not to say they don’t work; it’s just the contrast of styles and quality is jarring.

Of the shorts that are showcased, the strongest is Lorcan Finnegan’s Foxes (also the oldest of the tales, coming from 2011). Here, a young couple is at risk of drifting apart after moving to a rather uncanny housing estate (the shots of the identical buildings disappearing in the distance are genuinely haunting and a precursor to Yonder in the director’s later Vivarium). The wife becomes obsessed with a pack of local foxes, and her descent into a feral state begins. Some are shorter than others, but at under 80 minutes, none of them overstays their welcome or risk bogging down the portmanteau. The final vignette, David M. Night Maire’s Chateau Sauvignon, is the most peculiarly placed since it comes at the height of the action in the main story.

This lack of cohesion between the segments is a little disappointing, with the majority of the menace coming from a supernatural source rather than a stalker or other threat, as in the main story. Something building up the solitude would work better. However, if you can accept that, this is a decent low-budget effort that highlights some shorts you may have missed over the past few years. The wraparound is a decent showcase for Brasca, who manages to keep things interesting.

The patchwork nature of the film isn’t a massive problem in general, it works more often than not, but the curator needs to make sure they gel a little better. Still entertaining despite everything.

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Nightmare Radio: The Night Stalker is available on digital platforms

FOLLOW THE DEAD

Follow the Dead

BY RICH CROSS

The zom-rom-com is a tough genre to pull off. So it’s particularly impressive to watch a first-time writer, producer, and director manage it with such style. It’s a film that invites inevitable comparisons with Shaun of the Dead, but Follow the Dead has a distinctive heartbeat all its own.

In the Irish county of Offaly, four underachieving millennials (a brother and sister and their two cousins) are suspicious of alarming news emerging from Dublin of a zombie outbreak. Once they realise that the crisis is real, the ill-equipped and unprepared foursome are forced to fight for their lives as the undead multiply. Their plight is complicated by the appearance of masked vigilantes who seek to profit from the ensuing chaos, by would-be revolutionaries, and by the hopes of the elder brother in the group to reconcile with his estranged wife, who’s now a local Garda officer.

Although there’s a decent amount of undead action throughout, Follow the Dead is most concerned with the impact the disaster has on the bonds of family, home and community. In different ways, these hapless loafers are searching for validation in lives that have not worked out as they had hoped. You couldn’t call the comedy subtle, but there are plenty of decent jokes in the mix and some surprising emotional punches, too – as key relationships come under strain. The dialogue is sharp, the cultural observations (about priests, politicians and social media) are witty, and the performances strong. Luke Corcoran is excellent as Robbie, the self-absorbed slacker who comes good, while Tadhg Devery steals every scene that he’s in as the clueless stoner Chi. It’s not flawless, but it’s a terrifically entertaining debut.

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FOLLOW THE DEAD is available to stream on Prime Video in the UK.

CRAVING

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by Vicky Lawrence

Craving is a low-budget crime thriller/monster movie that has an interesting insight into drug addiction. The patrons of a rural bar are barricaded inside by a group of addicts who are hiding a secret that has caused them to be hunted down: a monster is hiding amongst them. While we learn about the lives of the group of addicts and how they found themselves protecting a monster, we also see why this monster is being hunted down. Namely, the destruction it’s caused to a multitude of families.

The clock has been ticking for the entirety of their duration in the bar; their efforts sadly don’t find a solution to keep the monster from transforming from its host into its horrific final form. This ultimately leads to the bloodbath promised to us from the start. When we think all is lost and there’s no way to stop this creature on its mission to consume as much blood as psychically possible, our handy barmaid, Shiloh, becomes our trusty ‘Final Girl’. The group hunting down this monster comes to investigate, only to find Shiloh covered in the blood of her friends – they believe that she is the last one standing and that the monster has been destroyed. Little do they know, there is no end to this bloodshed.

Craving is for fans of extremely low-budget horror films that have an interesting creature design and very cheap but good SFX. For what the acting lacks, the gore/kills make up for it. It has some incredibly interesting kills for such a low-budget film, but it really does pull everything together. While having such an interesting storyline about addiction but not with the typical addiction tropes, we normally see drugs creating monsters and turning people evil. However, that is not the case with Craving. It plays on familiar values of family being chosen and the lengths they will go through to protect one of their own.

Craving boasts a decent backup cast, including the likes of Al Gomez (Cloak and Dagger) and Kevin Caliber (Future Man); it also has a small cameo from the great Felissa Rose of Sleepaway Camp. This film’s not to be missed, it’s cheesy at times and can be confusing, but it has a great story that doesn’t play on the same sort of monster/drug tropes that some other films do while also having a different take on the final girl trope. Worth checking out if you can find comfort in the beauty of a good story and good gore, despite not having the best acting in the world.

Craving is available to stream on Prime Video.

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LIVING WITH CHUCKY

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Documentaries about film franchises are ten-a-penny, and this isn’t the first that’s been done about the Child’s Play series. However, there is a unique angle for this one since it’s directed by Kyra Elise Gardner, whose father Tony Gardner worked on the animatronic dolls for the murderous Chucky.

All the faces you’d expect are interviewed: Brad Dourif and his daughter Fiona, writer/director Don Mancini, and Alex Vincent, who played Andy Barclay, Chucky’s original ‘owner’. There are some general commentators, too, such as genre icon Lin Shaye and pop culture fan John Waters. Each has a unique outlook on the subject.

For the first half, the film looks at the franchise one film at a time and is fairly standard. It’s then that Kyra’s motivation comes into play. Since she was little, Chucky has been ‘part of the family’ as the effects models and designs have been around the house. It then becomes a more personal story, and much more interesting. Interviewing the cast and crew for the first time who she’d only known through the screen before appears to be a cathartic thing for her. The impact of making the films on their respective family lives is openly discussed, which is something that isn’t often approached.

This personal angle raises a standard retrospective into something more fascinating and relatable.

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Living With Chucky is out now on Blu-ray and digital.