Cult of the Witch House – An Appreciation of CURSE OF THE CRIMSON ALTAR

In the waning years of the Swinging Sixties, horror was finding different avenues to explore; films were becoming more explicit with the depiction of sex, violence, and – quite often – occult practices. Tigon British Film Productions, a company formed by infamous exploitation producer Tony Tenser as a rival to Hammer Films and Amicus, had begun making small inroads with a brace of films, including two classics directed Michael Reeves, The Sorcerers (1967) and Witchfinder General (1968). Reeves sadly passed away, aged 25, shortly after the release of the latter, but already Tigon had gained a reputation for making different, bold, films, and attracting some top name talent that gave the low budget productions appear much more heavyweight. This tradition continued with the 1968 production, The Curse of the Crimson Altar.

Acting legend Boris Karloff, whose career started in silent films, before becoming a worldwide superstar (aged 44, and certainly not an overnight success) with Universal Pictures’ Frankenstein (1931), had already appeared in The Sorcerers and returned to Tigon once again despite ill health and respiratory problems. Joining him was Christopher Lee, also a familiar face in horror films due to his work with Hammer and Amicus. Although not quite as well known, another two genre icons would also make appearances in the movie, Michael Gough and Barbara Steele.

Gough had built a solid reputation with work on TV and movies, but really found an audience with low budget horror and thrillers such as Horrors of the Black Museum (1959), Konga (1961), Black Zoo (1963), and They Came from Beyond Space (1967). Although he only plays a minor role in this film, his presence is certainly felt, and, as always, he leaves an indelible mark on the proceedings. Steele, on the other hand, was perhaps lesser known at the time, although the Cheshire-born actor had made an impact in Italian films such as Mario Bava’s The Mask of Satan (La maschera del demonio, 1960) – a film so shocking that the UK censors refused to grant a certificate until 1968, under the title Black Sunday, not long before the release of Crimson Altar – and Riccardo Freda’s The Terror of Dr Hichcock (L’orribile segreto del Dr. Hichcock, 1962). Here, she plays Lavinia Morley, a persecuted witch, who haunts the dreams of our hero.

Robert Manning (Mark Eden, who would become a familiar face on British TV several decades later when he played evil Alan Bradley in Coronation Street) is an antique dealer who is concerned for his brother Peter, who seems to have disappeared not long after sending him some interesting items. He heads to his last known whereabouts, Craxton Lodge, but the owner, J. D. Morley (Lee), informs him that Peter has never been there. However, being a decent sort, he invites Robert to stay; even though the locals are preparing for their annual memorial of the burning of the witch Morley – an ancestor of the lord of the house. Now, since Robert has already ingratiated himself with Morley’s daughter, Eve (Virginia Wetherell), who is the midst of a swinging party with her friends – complete with body painting, fighting girls, passed out blokes, and toffs spraying champers over each other in the most homoerotic manner possible, only to have a bored-looking lady pour the remains over her boobs – he snaps up the offer to stay. This party isn’t anything sinister or kinky, though. It’s more akin to an art school freak out than a satanic rite.

 

Eve shows Robert to his bedroom and he’s clearly impressed with the surroundings, “It’s a bit like one of those old houses in horror films”, he quips. “I expect Boris Karloff is going to pop up at any moment.” A cheeky in-joke of the type rarely done at the time.

Now, as we’ve already been privy to the fact that Peter (Denys Peak) has been involved somehow with a bizarre and erotic Black Mass ceremony involving half-naked men, a woman with nipple pasties, a whip, and a strange-coloured Barbara Steele, then it’s clear there’s more to the memorial than meets the eye. Robert is unnerved during the night by a dream of the ritual, too. But it was so vivid, almost real; it couldn’t have actually happened, could it? Well, yes, of course, it did. He also uncovers that his brother did, in fact, stay there, but under the alias that he used so as not to arouse suspicion among the wealthy whose antiques he wished to buy at knock-down prices.

The academic who lives next door comes to pay a visit, and Robert is invited to meet him. Professor March (Karloff) is an amiable chap, even bringing along some of his rarest vintage brandy; something that’s lost on Robert. He is an expert on the occult and clearly knows more about what’s going on than he lets on. He does invite Robert to view his extensive collection of instruments of torture. Not an offer you get every day, we’re sure.

As the celebrations for the memorial gets underway, Robert and Eve start to get closer – he’s a fast worker is our Bob, making a play for the poor girl almost straight away – and they head out to watch the ceremonial bonfire and some rather reckless use of fireworks (Karloff almost gets one in the face, which surely wasn’t in the script).

When Robert has another ‘dream’ of a ritual, in which he’s being made to sign a witch’s confession, he sees his brother, who has been made a slave of the Priestess Lavinia. He even ends up sleepwalking and is just saved from walking into a lake by a friendly neighbourhood policeman. He takes Robert back to the house and he goes knocking on Eve’s bedroom door, clearly a little distressed. Now, since Robert has already shown his ‘interest’, shall we say (essentially throwing himself at Eve), it might be a little naïve for her to answer her bedroom door to a potential sex pest in a short nightie. And even more so to let him lie in her single bed with him. Still, this was a different age, clearly. And lo and behold, the four-poster bed is soon a-rocking. When he finally makes it back to his own room, he comes across a secret door – one that leads to the room in his ‘dreams’.

Robert goes to see the Professor and learns that he is, in fact, the last descendant of the witch’s chief accuser – and she won’t rest until she is avenged.

 

We won’t spoil the rest of the plot, but there are twists and turns aplenty and it is certainly a bigger success as a movie than director Vernon Sewell’s previous Tigon picture, The Blood Beast Terror (1968), which is quite a struggle to re-watch these days (and star Peter Cushing wasn’t particularly enamoured with at the time).

Curse of the Crimson Altar is loosely based on the H. P. Lovecraft story The Dreams in the Witch House, and was retitled The Crimson Cult for its 1970 release in the US. The story is almost a predecessor to The Wicker Man with its basis of a missing person and rituals but has much more going for it than a lot of people give it credit for. Not least the stellar cast and vivid colour palette.

Although all the elements of the film work perfectly, it could have been much different. Karloff was originally cast as the villain, playing to type, but his ill health gave producers fears that he may not be able to finish filming. Before production began, the aging actor was dropped from the role and the search was on for an equally recognisable name. Attempts to sign Vincent Price would have meant delaying the start of the project, so Christopher Lee was contracted. It was just a week before the cameras were due to roll that Tigon changed their minds on Karloff, rather callously figuring that they’d have paid him whether he lived or died anyway. A smaller part was hastily written by associate producer Gerry Levy.

 

His new role in place, all the scenes involving Boris were shot first. It was by no means an easy shoot for the legend, however. Frail, ill, and confined to a wheelchair, the filming took place during several cold December nights. No matter how sad the image of the frail and actor is, he gave 100 percent and is as memorable and engaging as he ever was. Even opposite Christopher Lee (whom he’d worked with on Corridors of Blood in 1958), the star shone brightly, delivering his lines with his trademark beautiful lisping voice. A brilliant gag has his character raving about a vintage brandy, only for Mark Eden’s Robert Manning to down it as if it were water; leaving the academic scoffing at his young guest. Clearly a very proud man right to the end, Karloff actually insisted on walking in one scene (towards the end of the film), something that left him in intense pain and breathless. He was adamant that the audience didn’t only see him confined to his chair. The freezing shoot did get the better of him, however, and he was hospitalised for a while with a bad cold. He recovered, and returned to Hollywood, where he fulfilled his obligations of appearing in four low-budget Mexican horror films. He passed away in February 1969, a mere two months after Curse of the Crimson Altar’s UK release. The four Mexican movies were all released several years after the legend’s death and are a sorry way to remember the great man. As a more fitting swan song, Peter Bogdanovich’s superb Targets (1968) and Sewell’s Crimson Altar are better ways to remember the career of an actor who brought chills, thrills, and many smiles to the faces of his adoring public.

CURSE OF THE CRIMSON ALTAR is screening on HORROR CHANNEL.
Sky 319, Virgin 149, Freeview 70, Freesat 138.

Bitcoin Is Becoming an Intrinsic Part of the Gaming World

For anyone who’s into gaming and who hasn’t yet opened a bitcoin wallet, now could be the right time to do so. More and more games developers are now incorporating the digital currency, either within the playing experience or as a way to pay.

Play-to-win
bitcoin

One area
where it’s now as easy to play with bitcoin as any other currency is in casino
gaming. In the past couple of years, the growth of the bitcasino market has
been phenomenal. In the same way that you can have an online casino account
funded with fiat currencies, there are now lots of bitcasinos with the usual
gamut of casino games available. Many players choose bitcasinos as they are secure and accounts can be
anonymous – you only need to supply a username and email address and have a
bitcoin wallet you can fund your account with. An added advantage is that any
winnings cleared for withdrawal can be transferred back to your wallet
immediately, giving you the freedom to spend your profits elsewhere.

 Poker
Table
” (CC BY
2.0
) by slgckgc


It’s not just at bitcasinos where
bitcoins can be won, though. There’s one free-to-play geocaching game called
Takara,
where players both plant and hunt for bitcoin treasure – think Pokémon Go but
instead of looking for Pokémon, you’re on the lookout for bitcoins and
Counterparty tokens. The Counterparty tokens that can be collected in the game
can be used directly on the bitcoin blockchain, which means that the game’s
prizes will be valid to use outside the app. In this way, the game developers
are hoping that the influence of the digital currency will be increased.

Buy games with bitcoin

As well as games that involve the
winning of bitcoins, it’s now also possible to buy games with bitcoins. On the
Steam platform, and at Kinguin and G2A, there’s a now a
pay with bitcoin option. In addition, the No Man’s Sky website began accepting
direct bitcoin payments this August for pre-orders of the PC version of the new
exploration and survival game.


ESL Extreme Masters: Pro Gaming” (CC BY 2.0) by wuestenigel

A bitcoin-enabled gaming experience on the CEVO platform is
being developed through a partnership between Global eSports company, CEVO, and
Leet, a bitcoin-based gaming service, working together with Xapo, a bitcoin
debit card provider. CEVO users can already enter tournaments that have prize
money to play for and through the new partnership they will be able to boost
their bitcoin wallets when playing games and challenging their friends. Any
winnings can be withdrawn to a Xapo wallet and held as a bitcoin balance.

Already gamers can win and lose gambling games in bitcoins,
they can buy games in the digital currency and earn it in free-to-play games.
Perhaps professional gamers will soon be paid in bitcoin too. With bitcoin
crossing all kinds of gaming platforms and international borders, gamers’
playing funds will be able to jump from casinos and poker to console games and
treasure-hunt games like Takara. In the same way that email has all but
replaced the need for the old-fashioned postal system, it’s highly likely that
in a few years’ time many gaming transactions will be made with bitcoins and
gamers’ credit cards will be left gathering dust.

Play-to-win bitcoin

The Gorific HG Lewis

To commemorate the passing of a legend of cult and exploitation cinema, STARBURST reprints the feature written by Martin Unsworth for the Horror Obscura column of the print magazine from issue 388, way back in April 2013.

Despite having a background as an English literature teacher at Mississippi State College, Herschell Gordon Lewis would soon capitalise on his talent for directing TV commercials to bring to the screen a series of over the top, lurid, colour films that would see him christened ‘The Godfather of Gore’. Lewis’ films are that rare beast; uniformly badly acted, patchily written, unevenly paced and for a mainstream audience, completely impenetrable, but immensely influential and fun. Lewis himself likened Blood Feast to a Walt Whitman poem; “It’s no good, but it’s the first of its kind”.

Taking his cue from Russ Meyer’s success with The Immoral Mr Teas (1959), he teamed up with independent producer David F. Friedman to make The Adventures of Lucky Pierre, quickly followed by several others, including the marvellously titled Boin-n-g and Goldilocks and the Three Bares. By 1963, they were looking for something they could make that no one else was doing. Lewis suggested one four letter word – gore. Blood Feast – and a new generation of filmmaking – was born. Mal Arnold, with his hair and eyebrows sprayed grey to make him look older, plays Fuad Ramses, a Miami caterer who harvests body parts from nubile females in order to prepare an Egyptian feast for the Goddess Ishtar. For the first time on screen, in vivid colour, legs were cut off, tongues cut out (an effect created by putting a cow’s tongue into the actress’ mouth) and eyes gouged and other atrocities were shown in unflinching close-up.

After the première, at a drive in at Peoria, Illinois, Friedman asked his wife what she thought of the film. “In one word – vomitous”, instantly giving him the idea of sending out ‘barf bags’, similar to ones used on aeroplanes, printed with the film’s logo to theatres; a gimmick used several times for other films later. In order to gain more publicity, they credited the screenplay to Lewis regular Alison Louise ‘Bunny’ Downe, who had appeared in his nudie cuties, although Lewis and Friedman wrote the script as they went along. The film was an instant success, despite critical mauling. For a budget of just over $24,000 (which included the original answer print) the film took over $4,000,000.

Lewis had the thought, “what if we made one that was good?” and Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964) was the result. Set in the Deep South, where the good ol’ citizens of Pleasant Valley have lured some tourists to become guests of honour at the centennial celebrations that commemorate the decimation of the town by renegade Union soldiers. A far more accomplished effort than its predecessor, while still displaying all the low-budget trappings, the film is remembered fondly by Lewis; “of all the films I’ve excreted on to the screen, it is my personal favourite”. It begins more restrained, with almost 30 minutes of narrative before the blood-letting begins. In this case, a startling moment in which a girl has her thumb chopped off by a local she thinks is attempting to woo her. A steady stream of slaughter follows with arm chopping, being torn apart by horses and being rolled down a hill in a barrel full of spikes amongst the set pieces. The theme song was sung by Lewis himself when it turned out the band he booked had a vocalist with a higher voice than was needed.

Color Me Blood Red (1965) was a step backwards quality wise but did coin the much-imitated ad line “Keep repeating: It’s just a movie…” It also saw the Lewis-Friedman partnership disband. When one of their business partners refused to hold up his end of a deal, Friedman settled his part of a litigation suit toward him out of court and disappeared without a word. It would be two years before Lewis spoke to Friedman again, and the pair would not make another film together until the next Millennium.

In a departure from the formula that made him famous, and taking on the vampire legend, A Taste of Blood (1967) saw the emphasis on story rather than gore. Running at just under two hours, it is also the longest of Lewis’ films. A Miami businessman inherits an estate in London, along with some aged brandy with turns him into a vampire, tasked to kill the descendants of those who murdered Count Dracula. Surprisingly, it’s not a bad film, if you can get by with the pedestrian pace. Lewis even has a cameo (due to an actor not showing up) as a Cockney seaman, with an accent that makes Quentin Tarantino’s recent Australian turn sound authentic.

 

Running times would be an issue for his next film too, as The Gruesome Twosome was too short. The story of a mother and daughter team of wig makers (no prizes for guessing how they get their stock) had finished shooting when Lewis found he had little over an hour of usable footage, so he shot a six-minute opening sequence of two model wig blocks setting  the scene for the atrocities to come. This surreal moment, along with the film’s wicked humour makes it a favourite amongst fans.

Lewis spent a few years tapping the teen market with films such as She-Devils on Wheels (which pre-dates Easy Rider), The Girl, The Body and The Pill (which tackled the old chestnut of youngsters being pressured into having sex and includes a teacher, sacked for giving sex education lessons, raising suspicions when she begins giving private tuition at her home), rock n’ roll caper Blast Off Girls – which has a cameo from the one and only Colonel Sanders whose Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise provided the shoot with food in exchange for product placement, went a little sci-fi in How to Make a Doll, and even attempted to expose the swingers scene in Suburban Roulette. The strangest film of this period was The Magic Land of Mother Goose, a filmed version of a stage show that producer Jim Baker used to perform at matinees. A magician (meant to be Merlin) performing lame tricks while Old King Cole chases a terrifying Raggedy Ann. As nightmare educing as any of Lewis’ gore oeuvre.

In 1969, he opened The Blood Shed Theatre in Chicago, Illinois where they would show a mix of classic horror films and Lewis’ own and perform a gore show in front of an audience. Some newspapers refused to run ads for the name, so it was re-christened Cinema Bizarre. This would lead to 1970’s The Wizard of Gore, in which Lewis was back doing what audiences expected. While the acting was still poor, the effects were more elaborate. Montag the magician’s act is pure Grand Guignol. Volunteers are selected by hypnosis and subjected to all manner of disembowelling and evisceration, yet walk away from the stage oblivious to what has occurred. Only when they are found dead with the same injuries later in the evening does it arouse the suspicions of a local TV interviewer and her sports reporter boyfriend. You are never quite sure what is really happening and what is illusion, thanks to Lewis cutting between the gory stage act, and what we assume the audience is seeing, where the blades, chainsaws, and steel presses are having no effect. It also comes up with the most bizarre and surreal ending, wrong-footing the audience all the way. By the time Lewis made The Gore Gore Girls (1972), he already knew the writing was on the wall. Big studios and established artists were moving into the exploitation circuit, and theatres wouldn’t give independents as much screen space (a problem that has not got any better). However, Lewis went out with a bang; a story which allowed the screen to be filled with topless dancing girls and nastier gore than ever. Lewis’ humour was more evident also. The lead character, a Jason King style private eye named Abraham Gentry is paid by a journalist to help find a serial killer who is knocking off strippers, and leaving their faces pummelled beyond recognition. Much more brutal than any of his previous efforts, with bare behinds being tenderised, eyes being gouged out and nipples snipped off (with a resulting fountain of milk) the film ends with the leads breaking the fourth wall and giving the audience a knowing glance, along with the on screen proclamation ‘We announce with pride: this movie is over’. With it, Lewis’ screen career.

Leaving Hollywood behind, he went on to make millions teaching direct marketing. The rights to his films were picked up by Jimmy Maslon, who along with Something Weird Video made the films available for a new generation. For many years the link between the infamous gore director and his alternate, incredibly successful career in marketing was unknown. Occasionally, people would ask him at seminars “Did you know there was an old film director with the same name as you?”; “I’ll sue him!” was his standard response. Despite numerous bestselling books and being highly respected in the field, his ‘other life’ went undetected by many horror fans. With the advent of the internet, he began getting messages asking if he’d ever make a sequel to Blood Feast. His response, “Put together a deal and get back to me” would be enough to put people off, but in 2002 he finally relented when Jackie Lee Morgan and W. Boyd Ford (who had worked on Larry Clark’s Bully) put their money where their mouth is and financed Blood Feast 2 – All You Can Eat. Being just a hired director left Lewis a little frustrated, but the advances in special effects and a bigger budget meant the film managed to ramp up the gore. The script was written with an eye on the past and Lewis’ legacy. The emphasis on humour, the cast manage to live up (or would that be down?) to the stars of his past glories. The film’s plot, as if it really needed one, has Fuad Ramses III, grandchild of the original mad caterer, inherit the family business. The statue of Ishtar, the Egyptian Goddess has for some reason gone unnoticed in the back room of the shop for all these years, and, under her spell, he begins to turn a socialite’s wedding banquet into the titular feast of blood. The usual dumb cops, a bevy of beauties (amusingly named Misti Morning, Laci Hundees – you get the idea) wearing little or nothing, and some rather good gore make the film bearable. John Waters appears as a priest, drafted in as payback for Herschell appearing at Waters’ Baltimore film festival. The film also saw Friedman return for executive production duties, and eagle-eyed viewers can spot him making a cameo appearance.

 

Lewis would return again in 2009, this time with his own script, and full creative control with the satirical hodgepodge The Uh-Oh! Show. Taking a swipe at the mundane game shows and vacuous contestants, as well as the television executives who put profit above creativity, the film begins with Herschell himself telling overly gruesome and macabre versions of popular fairy tales to a bunch of attentive kids. The steady stream of decapitated heads and limbs lapped up as if they were milk. The eponymous show is a wheel of fortune type, with the options being much more sinister, of course. The wheel chooses which body part the hapless contestants will lose should they fail to answer the questions correctly. An investigative reporter begins to look into where the losing contestants end up when her shiftless boyfriend signs up to appear. Meanwhile, the studio has been offered big money to develop a prime-time version of the show, which they will base on Grimm’s fairy tales, aimed at a younger audience. While it’s played completely for laughs; often missing more than hitting sadly, the gore is ever present and is so over the top that it’s hard not to like it. However, once the story kicks in and the new show takes over, it runs out of steam, but as a Troma-esque romp, it is fun. Lloyd Kaufman himself pops up as a pimp, just to add to the low budget credentials. Lewis wanted to bring the gore scene back to where he had started and put the humour back into the bloodletting, and in that respect, he succeeded.

In early 2012, prints of three of Lewis’ later ‘60/70s sexploitation films, previously considered lost (or buried) were found and a Kickstarter campaign launched to restore them. The Ecstasies of Women (1969), a sex comedy about a womanising playboy on the verge of marriage, Linda and Abilene (1969), a lesbian western shot at the Spahn Ranch, only months before the Manson Family moved in, and Black Love (1972) an explicit, hard-core sex film that purports to lift the lid on African American lovemaking, were released on Blu-ray in January 2013 as The Lost Films of Herschell Gordon Lewis and, while not being in the same blood-red vein as his gore flicks, are certainly eye opening.

David Frank Friedman died in February 2011. Herschell Gordon Lewis continued to be an incredibly successful direct marketing mogul and fully embraced his past right up to his death on September 26th, 2016 aged 87.

Fans the world over will forever enjoy his movies, and will miss the great man. We salute you, Sir.

Previously printed in Horror Obscura, STARBURST #388.

Welcome to WESTWORLD – TV Preview

In 1973, Michael Crichton directed his début feature based on his own novel. Set in a futuristic theme park where paying guests could get their ‘cowboy on’ opposite robots who would eventually go on to murderously malfunction, Crichton’s film has become a cult classic. Inevitably, at a time when Hollywood executives are on the lookout for the next fan favourite from the last century to reboot as a new feature or reinvent as a television series, Crichton’s potent blend of sci-fi and thriller was always going to attract interest. So, with the confidence of an aging gunslinger, Westworld will swagger on to our screens this October.

So then, what should we expect?

Co-created, produced and occasionally directed by the lesser-known Nolan, Jonathan, alongside his wife Lisa Joy (and even with an executive role for one J. J. Abrams) there is good reason to be optimistic. Jonathan worked closely with brother Christopher on several of the latter’s projects so will bring a little of the blockbuster to the series. His key involvement also indicates that there will be a dark tone to the episodes, which given the potential for some truly horrific moments can only be a good thing. Crichton’s original, while notable for its strong sci-fi ideas surrounding the fear of technology and the arrogance of mankind – ideas the writer returned to successfully with Jurassic Park – was infamous for its plot holes. Given the people involved this new series should be a much tighter affair with the 10 episodes providing ample opportunity for developing strong interconnected storylines.

 

From the episodes we’ve seen, Westworld is going to be amazing. The Western setting has been beautifully captured, instantly drawing favourable comparison with classics of the genre. And given the futuristic setting of the world, there will be an interesting balance to be struck as the high tech and polished meets the dusty and old, providing a real clash of cultures.

The final reason for optimism is in the casting. As television increasingly draws more and more acting powerhouses Westworld seems to have roped in its fair share of Hollywood’s most wanted. Anthony Hopkins and Ed Harris look to be the ‘black hats’, with the former starring as the park’s mysterious creator and the latter reprising the role of the Gunslinger, made famous by Yul Brynner in Crichton’s original, albeit with a twist. Able support is provided by James Marsden and Even Rachel Wood, with Thandie Newton and Jeffrey Wright set for key roles.

So then, we have reason to expect great things. There are many, many quality television shows now vying for your valuable viewing time, not least of all a plethora of comic book adaptations and the behemoth that is Game of Thrones. But Westworld looks to be offering something different. If the writers and producers get it right, this series should perfectly balance the sci-fi and thriller elements, while also introducing a little horror through our fear of overly aware artificial intelligence, a theme so perfectly handled in Alex Garland’s Ex­_Machina.

 

Westworld could then be the television series to watch in 2016. Make sure you don’t miss out.

Sky Atlantic will be taking you on a trip to Westworld from October 4th.

Spare Change? In Praise of HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN

The Big Issue, ladies and gentlemen, and an exercise in doing-what-it-says-on-the-tin, Jason Eisener’s 2011 faux grindhouse exploitation film, Hobo with a Shotgun. Cult as it may be, but with a title like that, there’s no forgetting this one.

Of all the cheeky, winking faux-exploitation movies which followed Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse double bill in 2007 (being Tarantino’s Death Proof and Rodriguez’s Planet Terror), among the most worthwhile and sturdy on its own merits is Eisener’s Hobo with a Shotgun. It’s second only to Death Proof in terms of quality, and certainly far better than anything with Machete in the title.

Professionally grizzled man Rutger Hauer is the titular Hobo, arriving via boxcar to the ironically named Hope Town (renamed ‘Scum Town’ by the residents), hoping to settle down, earn some cash and buy himself a lawnmower. Some things, however, just aren’t meant to be. Unable to overlook the rampant crime and horror of Scum Town, after defending an out-of-her-depth hooker (Molly Dunsworth), the Hobo finds himself on the wrong side of local mob boss The Drake (Brian Downey) and his sons, Ivan and Slick (Gregory Smith and Nick Bateman). One brutal beating and branding later, and the Hobo trades in his lawnmower dreams for… you guessed it, a shotgun. And so the Hobo takes to the streets, delivering justice… one shell at a time.

So successful is Hobo With a Shotgun in its depiction of Technicolor ‘70s-era video nasty, that you’ll meet many a person who’ll swear it an authentic relic from that period (hi Dad!). Look no further than its canny casting of cult star Rutger Hauer, making the most of the actor’s penchant for playing rough, transient types during his heyday (see The Hitcher, Blind Fury, and even Blade Runner). It’s this casting which grounds Hobo with a Shotgun and makes it surprisingly relatable, Hauer playing the Hobo with staggering heart and emotion – in addition to the snarling vengeance and spat profanities one might expect. It’s a film steeped in playful artifice and stylish flourishes, but by approaching the Hobo like a real person, this ensures that it feels like a real movie also… and not just an extended joke trailer, à la the disappointingly vapid Machete.

 

It too started life as a fake trailer; Eisener’s short being the winner of a competition to promote Grindhouse, even without Hauer as its Hobo. As a grindhouse piece, the trailer is even more ‘authentic’ than the finished film, being genuinely cheap, grubby and badly acted. There’s that semi-iconic black and yellow font, though, and the very recognisable bones of a story about a Hobo who just wants to buy a lawnmower and start his own business. Fun fact: original Hobo David Brunt also cameos in the finished product as a cop.

‘I’m tired’ reads the Hobo’s scrawled sign, and it’s hard not to feel for the man, forced to suffer painful indignities as he’s ridiculed and brutalised by the local cops, and made to take part in ‘bum fights’ to earn cash for the lawnmower he dreams of. Tragically, the precious mower is all but within his grasp when the city finally pushes him too far – witnessing an armed robbery at the pawn shop; the Hobo decides that enough is enough. Enter Blind Fury-mode Hauer. A moment, incidentally, which is cribbed wholesale from Eisener’s original faux-trailer, from the initial robbery to the bloody montage which follows.

Robbers, rapists and even a paedophile dressed as Santa Claus are all in the Hobo’s sights; blasted away during an initial killing spree that recalls Death Wish by way of Maniac Cop. Inevitably, The Drake and his kid hoodlums don’t take too kindly to this, coming at the Hobo with ice skates, a baseball bat covered in razor blades and – in the film’s darkest, nastiest, yet most hilarious moment – a flamethrower, school bus full of children, and The Trammps’ Disco Inferno playing on the boom box. Not a film for everyone, then. As sympathetic and human as Hauer is as the Hobo, the evil and hatred of Scum Town and its denizens are even worse.

Hobo with a Shotgun is a film that, like The Drake, delights in its gore and cruelties – a level of splatter rarely witnessed outside of Peter Jackson’s Braindead. This is dialled up to such an extent that it is, thankfully, impossible to take too seriously; certainly not in scenes such as its opening murder, in which a man’s head is pulled from his body with the assistance of a car, a manhole cover, and a rope; resulting in the sort of arterial spray that so often plagued Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead 2. All refreshingly ‘real’ and free of CGI, it’s a less disjointed experience than Machete, more authentic than Planet Terror, and more action-packed than Death Proof, expertly managing the right balance between modern and retro. And, even better, no dodgy cameos from Eli Roth or Tarantino.

If anything, the acting is too good for the film Hobo with a Shotgun pretends to be, with Hauer delivering one of his best ever performances (alright, it’s no ‘Tears in Rain’ monologue, but it’s certainly up there with his Hitcher, and miles better than bloody Van Helsing) and Downey chewing the scenery as the malicious, quacking crime lord. Smith and Bateman are also enjoyable as his dim sons; the deaths of whom provide the film with its most satisfying moments.

From its opening credits (the music by Michael Holm lifted from the ‘70s Udo Kier horror film Mark of the Devil), onwards, the film is perfectly pitched, never letting up on its game. Everything from the music to the costume design and purposefully-aged cinematography is expertly designed – an all-too-believable world that hooks you in and doesn’t let go right up until the brutal, bloody, and upsetting end.

Rutger Hauer shooting bastards will only take you so far though, and the film is forced to up the stakes with the introduction of its sci-fi-esque bounty hunter psychopaths The Plague – a pair of armour-clad demons (who may or may not have been responsible for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln and, uh, Jesus) named Rip and Grinder. This gives way to a gory, if fairly silly, climax in which the Hobo’s hooker friend loses her hand and (spoiler alert) stabs The Drake with what remains of the bone. Still less stupid than Planet Terror and its machine gun leg, though. Even this feels in keeping with the film’s established anything-goes tone, a semi-natural escalation of events that wards off accusations of Hobo with a Shotgun ever feeling like a one-note movie trailer dragged out to feature-length.

It may be the ultraviolence and the splatter that sits highest on the film’s agenda, but that’s not to say that Eisener and writer John Davies don’t have other things on their mind too. In our age of rampant destitution, poverty, and anti-homeless spikes, scenes in which the public are encouraged to go around murdering hobos feel depressingly apt. Thankfully, Rutger Hauer is more than capable of looking after himself, even if his fellow bums do take a lot of the flack for his actions. This social commentary is fleeting – it’s more interested in fountains of blood – but certainly relevant.

And, of course, that writing also gets us one of the finest jokes of this decade: the newspaper headline ‘hobo stops begging. Demands change.’ Gets a laugh every time, and the script remains thoroughly quotable, whether it’s Drake philosophising on life to his sons (“when life gives you razor blades… you make a baseball bat covered in razor blades”) or the Hobo threatening goons (“I’m gonna sleep in your bloody carcass tonight”) and standing up for the modesty of poor Mother Theresa (“A goddamn saint!”).

Since Hobo with a Shotgun, director Eisener has returned to keeping it short, with Y is for Youngbuck in the hit and miss The ABCs of Death (the sequel is much better) and the amusing Slumber Party Alien Abduction in V/H/S 2 (the much better sequel). His 2011 feature being one of the best exploitation thrillers in recent years, let’s hope he returns to the fray sooner rather than later. Those craving their Hobo/Shotgun fix can also seek out the tie-in Hobo with a Shotgun comic book and side-scrolling shoot ‘em up smartphone game (also available to play online, and far too difficult), or simply look to their local town centre, for a veritable army of the destitute.

The pretend grindhouse, meanwhile, shows no sign of stopping. It’s been a while since Tarantino and Rodriguez released their vision upon the world, but the retro ‘em up subgenre continues, with Machete Kills in 2013 (better than the first… barely) and its sequel Machete Kills in Space reportedly still in the works. David Sandberg’s 2015 short Kung Fury pits a ‘80s kung fu cop against Hitler, while a spiritual follow-up (of sorts) to Hobo with a Shotgun can also be found in the charming, almost-as-gory Turbo Kid.

He just wanted to buy a lawnmower.

Horror Channel screen HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN on September 9th.

Sky 319 / Virgin 149 / Freeview 70 / Freesat 138.

Future of Gaming: New Interesting Trends

Technological evolution goes much faster than human. Taking the latest 30 years, the gaming industry has evolved from primitive black-and-white 2D games to life-like projects with amazing graphics. The process goes on, giving birth to new trends every couple of years. So what’s the gaming future?

Online Gaming

The Internet is one of the most important things of our everyday life, as well as online gaming – of a gamer’s life. Gaming services like sbobet and M88 Asia, for example, are in the TOP list of progressive sites with a variety of online entertainments. They gather dozens of thematic poker, card games, board games that not only involve most contemporary characters and graphics, but also give a chance to win a jackpot by playing. With their Playtech and other collections online gaming goes to a completely new level.

Virtual Reality

With the progress of technology, we will soon be unable to differ a real-life situation from a game scene. Nobody is surprised by 3D anymore, and gaming industry goes forward, too, by developing special glasses that allow you not only to play, but to become your favorite shooter or superhero. You will look at your hand and see the costume and weapon you’ve been dreaming about.

Cloud Games

Cloud gaming is another rapidly developing trend, but it needs a really fast Internet connection. Any game will be accessed in the cloud from your laptop, tablet or even smartphone. This will also make these games cheaper and help get rid of lots of troubles, like waiting for updates or downloading heavy applications.

Augmented Reality

Games may become an addition to the reality we know. Many big companies are interested in developing software that would show additional objects on top of the common environment you see with your eyes. There are such applications already, but they are still primitive, which gives a hope for their further development.

There are thousands of predictions and it’s never clear which one will make the difference in future. But while the progress goes on, there are no worries that gaming world will surprise its fans with new gaming techniques, unique plots and characters that will teach gamers a lot.

OUT NOW: ISSUE 429!

ISSUE 429 – OUT NOW!

This month, we get all mystical as we prepare to be amazed by DOCTOR STRANGE.

As well as Marvel’s Sorcerer Supreme, we anticipate the new seasons of several great TV shows.

THE WALKING DEAD Season Seven is one of the most eagerly-awaited returns of the last few years, but we also have SCREAM QUEENS Season Two and STAR WARS REBELS Season Three to look forward to.

If that’s not enough, the debut of the small screen version of WESTWORLD has us chomping at the bit.

We also preview DreamWorks’ TROLLS and find out what went on at the STARBURST INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL!

In our regular features, independent filmmaker JASON FIGGIS opens up about his work, and we chat to the director of THE ASYLUM in our retro horror section.

Plus all your favourite COLUMNS, NEWS, REVIEWS and much MORE from the worlds of SCI-FI, HORROR and FANTASY!

  
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Vern Raincock | Federation of Beer

The crew and species of STAR TREK and the various offshoots have always had their watering holes to head to when they need to relax. Now, thanks to an enterprising brewery from the small town of Vulcan in Alta, Canada. STARBURST went to find out more about the FEDERATION OF BEER…

STARBURST: How did the company come about, and what inspired you to create Star Trek-themed ales?
Vern Raincock: I previously met Paul Carreau – a Federation founder – at an RFID technology presentation, and Paul Suggested I approach Vulcan Tourism to supply beer and wine for Spock Days .

It was 2008, and Spock Days invited Eugene ‘Rod’ Roddenberry Jr., the son of Star Trek Creator Gene Roddenberry to unveil a plaque dedicated to his father. There, I used a Captain Kirk bobblehead as tap handle for Captains Lager and Dr McCoy bobblehead as tap handle for the ‘Real McCoy Wit’. We worked with CBS and the town of Vulcan to get approval for a limited production run for the event.

As I was setting up a prototype ‘Keg Eliminator’ draft system, Mr. Roddenberry dropped in prior to the festival in the Vulcan Tourism office. Rod mentioned that he was a home brewer. Rod clearly enjoyed the Bavarian imported beer from Anker Brau that we supplied at the event. Rod’s enthusiasm in our project was contagious and was the seed that encouraged us to seek approval to brew future Vulcan Ale recipes for Spock Days. Our wine that year was supplied by Hafner Wines of Austria and the Organic ‘White Rabbit Chardonnay’ was a hit with the guests of the meet and greet in 2008.

What’s the process for selecting and making a great brew?
To make a great brew we work with the best creative minds in the craft brewing community. We choose the best of ingredients and the results are evident in each pint that we pour. In the early ‘90s, I was working in Seattle for a grocery chain – and was converted to craft beer by Red Hook and Pike Brewing, two of the earliest craft brewers to set up shop in Seattle.

In 2002, Darren, a teammate in hockey and golf pro convinced me to import a Hefeweizen beer for his golf club. Since that time, I have had the good fortune to represent and befriend some of the world’s finest brewers including Charles and Rose Ann Finkel of Pike Brewing in Seattle, Catherine Maxwell-Stuart of Traquair House in Scotland, Brian Titus of Garrison Brewing in Halifax, Nova Scotia and Jeremy Cowan of Shmaltz Brewing in Clifton Park, NY.

Brian Titus of Garrison Brewing says, “Star Trek is just one of those rare things that EVERYONE relates to at some point in their lives. Whether it’s a particular series, movie or character, there’s always something that resonates with each of us. I’m an Original Series guy, but my younger girls are working through Next Generation and my son’s all about the J. J. Abrams movies! We wanted to create beers that appealed to Trekkies and Beer Geeks alike. So far so good!

 

Equally important, since that time, I’ve attended hundreds of beer festivals and spoken to fans of craft beer who are enthusiastic and always willing to provide suggestions along the way.

When given the opportunity to brew Vulcan Ale under license in 2013, our founders agreed that whatever we brewed must be of best quality and we issued our Prime Directive:
To produce high quality Craft Beer, to honour Gene Roddenberry’s legacy, and to unite both Star Trek and Craft Beer fans.

Given that most of our friends in the industry love Star Trek, we decided to brew a new episode for each season and to encourage many of our brewery friends to ‘colla-brew-ate’ with us on our Five-Year Mission to explore strange new worlds and boldly brew where no beer has gone before.

What have been the most popular of your beers?
We have found success with each brew that we have released. Paul Carreau – known to members of KAG as Qel’iv prefers Klingon Warnog from Halifax’s Garrison Brewing. Dr. Richard Weger – our resident Tribble veterinarian – says that it’s only logical that Vulcan Ale – The Genesis Effect gets the nod. I’ve begun work on a very strong brew to be released in late 2016/early 2017 that will really get your blood pumping (or, as they say in the neutral zone… ‘plasma’).  The first pilot batch turned out very well and we are set to launch this Bird (of Prey) soon! In a different reality, you could call it ale…

We see you’re mostly distributed in the US and Canada, are there plans to bring the ales further afield?

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations is our Mission Statement. Interested brewers from Planet Earth should open a hailing frequency immediately and contact us. Our Mission is to seek out new brewers and new recipes.

Being small batch brewers – we reached out to Martin Kec of Zatecky Pivovar in Zatec, Czech Republic to brew our Sindicate Lager, The Orion Seductress. It was released at Destination Star Trek in the UK and sold out immediately. This year, we intercepted communications that something is brewing with possible release date in October.

Have you had any feedback from any of the Trek cast on the drinks?

In Seattle, I was approached by the head of security at Star Trek Seattle. Denise Crosby has a close friend who owns a brewery in Iceland and she loves craft beer. Denise had heard about Vulcan Ale but had not tried it. I called our distributor in Seattle and he beamed in a bottle from the closest retailer, just up the street! It was logical to crack open a cold one and chill out with Denise and discuss favourite craft beer styles and some of the great brewers we both look up to.

On May 22nd, 2016, I took my daughter to the taping of a CBC comedy production – Still Standing being filmed in Vulcan, Alberta. Garrett Wang beamed in and sat directly in front of us.

At the end of the taping, I offered a can of our Colla-beer-ation with Clock Tower Brewing ‘The Final Frontier’, which was featured at Ottawa Comic Con. I expect to get a beer review from Ensign Harry Kim at our next meeting.

What have the Federation of Beer got lined up for the future?

We plan to use technology to allow our fans to help influence our next project and provide feedback in real time. In 2014, we invited those attending the Nightclub and Bar show in Vegas to ‘Choose your Anomaly’ and this influenced the creation of Sindicate Lager, ‘The Orion Seductress’ which was released at Destination Star Trek 2014. Romulan Ale is a brew that we have attempted but there is no natural way to colour beer turquoise blue. The previous creator of Romulan Ale included so much blue colouring that there were reports of ‘green pee’ the morning after!

We plan to release a Winter Warmer-styled brew in time for Halloween and Christmas, 2016. We release three or four brews a year. Each brew is a unique episode. We do this to keep things interesting for the fans and ensure that each episode retains its value as a collectible.

I am amused to note that on eBay and Amazon – our empty cans and bottles sell for as much as $19 each. We are stoked to see our fans enjoy this project both philosophically as well as financially! Which beer KHAN you drink, then sell the empty for 5 X the initial investment?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Star-Trek-Vulcan-Ale-Beer-Bottle-Empty-/191846151579

Discover more about FEDERATION OF BEER by catching them at DESTINATION STAR TREK in Birmingham on October 7th – 9th, and checking out the website federationofbeer.com.

BURNS NIGHT Preview

Urban fantasy web series Caledonia is to return for a third instalment, titled Burns Night. Adapted by US author and folklorist Amy Hoff from her own series of (largely) Scotland-based novels, the series follows police officer Leah Bishop after she becomes the first human to join a special branch of Interpol that deals with supernatural creatures, investigating crimes with her deadpan selkie partner Dorian Grey (not that one).

Each season is an adaptation of one of cothe books, beginning with Caledonia in 2014 and followed by Mortal Souls in 2015. This time around, instead of a segmented series made for online viewing, the screen version of Burns Night will be released as a full-length film. Despite being the third instalment of the ongoing saga, Burns Night will act as a standalone feature and jumping-off point to the series, so having seen the previous two seasons of the web series will not be necessary to understand who everyone is and what’s going on. Although should you wish, you can watch them here and here.

The decision to film it as a movie was largely a financial one, since it’s a huge challenge to actually make any money from narrative fiction in web format, while the independent film circuit is far easier to get into. As Hoff observed, “If you’re going to put in that amount of time, money and effort to make something that’s basically a movie cut into pieces, why not just make a movie?” The simple change in the ultimate goal turned out to make a huge difference, as during production she discovered that people are more inclined to help filmmakers in making a feature film than a web series since they are simply more interested in being involved.

Burns Night refers to 25th January, on which is the annual celebration of the life and work of Scots poet Robert Burns. Burns himself was introduced as a character in Mortal Souls, appearing in the modern day as a vampire weary with the loneliness wrought by immortality and also in flashback to his human life before and after becoming obsessed with the baobhan sith Desdemona. Since Burns is not quite as renowned outside of Scotland as he is within it, his initial appearance caused slight confusion from some viewers not actually knowing who he was or subsequently why the typically sardonic Leah was reduced to a squeeing fangirl at his very presence, leading to the series website being updated with a brief biography of the poet. To avoid similar issues this time around the film will open with a monologue from Burns, hearing the man brag about himself and his prowess with the written word and romancing of the ladies. “That’s Robert Burns’ way,” Hoff laughed, “as I’ve gathered from the content of his letters and from the multiple songs he’s written about himself.”

The story of Burn Night has more of an overt horror angle than the two seasons of the web series, seeing a mysterious force bring to life the dreams and nightmares of Glasgow’s residents. Amidst the madness Dorian goes missing and with the streets of the city overrun by nocturnal terrors, Leah and Robert must fight their way through the madness to save him. Inspired by the likes of Gremlins and Critters, the film will be heavy in practical effects and creature makeup designed by creature creator Chris Stanley and makeup artist Nike Johnston, which Hoff hopes will appeal to the current wave of ‘80s nostalgia that shows little sign of abating any time soon.

In an unfortunate recurrence, Leah has once again been recast as season two’s Alison Reid, much like season one’s Vharri Lavery, was simply too busy to return. Hoff is accepting of the situation – “In the independent film world you have to do what you can with what you have” – and filled the role with Maria Jones, who had initially been cast in a much smaller part. Despite the Glaswegian Leah now being played by an “evidently Swedish” actress, Hoff is of the opinion she did the character justice. As well as Leah, Robert, Desdemona and Dorian, also returning is cheerful phoenix girl Nour-el-ain, whose part will be much bigger than her couple of brief appearances in Mortal Souls. Hoff had wanted to include more of her, but as her actress Naziyah Mahmood is rather busy working as an astrophysicist and aerospace engineer for the European Space Agency (what have you done with yourself lately?), her screen time has been thusfar stifled by her limited availability.

As well as the modern day plot involving living nightmares, the story also deals with aspects of Burns’ life before and after being turned into a vampire by Desdemona, and detailing the pair’s travels together. A key sequence is set in 1870s Minnesota, but was actually filmed in rural Aberdeenshire in the north east of Scotland. Tranquility is a small Wild West town constructed over several years by retired postman Alistair Baranowski and other likeminded enthusiasts of the days of the American frontier. With ready-made sets at their disposal and a few of the local group’s members, “who had way better costumes than we did,” appearing as extras in a saloon scene, in a day the crew were able to complete an important portion of the movie that might otherwise have been prohibitively expensive to film. The crew were also given the opportunity to film in Robert Burns’ House in Dumfries, where the real-life poet spent his declining years and is now maintained as a museum to his life, adding extra authenticity to the already dedicated production.

Described by Hoff herself as “A detective series with a dash of film noir, where faeries can have drug problems, seal men will suffer for love and a vampire will get his shirt off whenever possible,” and one which should appeal to anyone who likes “fairy stories, monsters and people being exceedingly Scottish at each other,” Caledonia is a fantasy with something for everyone, and Burns Night promises to take further its tales of beauty swallowed up by the darkness. Or as its eponymous poet once wrote:

“Pleasures are like poppies spread

You seize the flow’r, its bloom is shed

Or like the snow falls in the river

A moment white, then melts for ever.”

Burns Night is currently in post-production and will be released next year.

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