THE BUBBLE

CERT: 15 / PLATFORMS: NETFLIX / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Just what we needed, a film that reminds us of the rampant pandemic panic and how it almost killed the film industry. Seriously though, in the hands of say, Armando Iannucci, The Bubble might have been something special. Sadly it comes from…wait Judd Apatow directed this…and look at that cast…jeez, what the hell happened Netflix? Because The Bubble is one of the worst films of the year.

The film sees a group of actors gathering at a fancy English hotel to shoot Cliff Beasts 6, a mega franchise film, completely isolated in their own bubble during the filming process. But as events escalate, things get crazy.

The Bubble is the largest scale squandering of talent since Holmes & Watson. Within this pandemic set showbiz satire is a film with a lot to say, which makes it unbearably frustrating that this idea is virtually torn to pieces, and left bleeding out across an overlong, charmless and near joylessly laugh-phobic glut of misguided gags and confused scripting. 

The stacked cast try (Pedro Pascal, Guz Khan, Karen Gillan, Keegan Michael-Key and Peter Serafinowicz especially) but this utterly incompetent mess just tries to do everything that Ben Stiller’s vastly superior Tropic Thunder did, only worse, way, way, worse and through a depressingly modern lens too.

It’s an anger-inducing catastrophe, that even in the eye rolling world of “well intentioned” celebrity projects still manages to be an embarrassment. With its tiresome TikToking and indulgences only making you clock watch even more regularly. 

Judd Apatow made a great film called Trainwreck, his latest film really is one. Good luck making it through this one folks, it even acknowledges its own fecklessness, hoping you’ll forgive wasting two hours on it. Never!

THE BAD GUYS

CERT: U / PLATFORMS: CINEMA / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

We all know that the bad guys are often the ones who – appropriately enough – steal the show, and in director Pierre Perifel’s feature film debut The Bad Guys, they are the whole show. In this stunning adaptation of the bestselling books of the same name by Aaron Blabey.

The film follows criminal gang Mr. Wolf (Sam Rockwell), Mr. Snake (Marc Maron), Mr. Shark (Craig Robinson), Ms. Tarantula (Awkwafina) and Mr. Piranha (Anthony Ramos), as they successfully pull off heist, after heist, after heist. But one chance encounter with goodness makes Wolf wonder if they don’t necessarily have to be bad, just because people expect that from them.

Like a family film answer to The Suicide Squad by way of Ocean’s Eleven and with dashes of Quentin Tarantino’s work (especially Pulp Fiction), The Bad Guys is just oh so good. 

The characters are each an absolute joy and are all voiced to perfection by a superb cast, with Richard Ayoade and Zazie Beetz and Alex Borstein all offering up phenomenal supporting performances alongside the main gang.

Etan Cohen’s screenplay takes joy in toying with some of your expectations and the well trodden cliches of the heist genre. Wrapping up a twisting, stylish, crime story in a rather lovely tale of not subscribing to stereotypes or judging people before you know them. 

This has to be Dreamworks Animation’s finest work since the likes of How To Train Your Dragon and the early Shrek films. Often hilarious for all ages, oozing with serious cool and boasting fast-paced animation that is as breathtakingly gorgeous as it is distinctively dazzling, The Bad Guys is the best animated film of the year so far.

MEAT FRIEND (Short Film)

We’ve been fans of Izzy Lee’s work for quite some time. Often making thoughtful but challenging shorts such as Legitimate (2013) and Postpartum (2015) as well as the H.P. Lovecraft interpretation Innsmouth (2015). We’ve come to expect some level of socio-political commentary. This brings us to Meat Friend, a light-hearted satire featuring a psychopathic piece of ground beef.

Billie (Marnie McKendry) makes the mistake of popping some raw hamburger meat into the microwave. This, in turn, becomes a sentient entity, the titular Meat Friend (voiced by co-writer Steve Johanson). Just like the product in its raw state, Meat Friend is a decidedly unhealthy influence on Billie. His character is Mr Rogers mixed with Charles Manson and he proceeds to teach Billie some valuable life lessons. How to tie your shoelaces? Nope… more like how to make a shiv.

Meat Friend might feel like quite a departure for director and co-writer Izzy Lee, but underneath the fun exterior, there’s a dark level that is far more delicious than the glob of processed meat. The opening montage features the whole production line of beef – from delightful cows grazing to the hanging carcases, and finally, the minced meat goodness. All juxtaposed with some cheery kids’ TV-style music. The mixing of styles continues with the title character, a simple puppet with a gruff, aggressive tone but strangely endearing. Marnie McKendry does well as the youngster, a role that could easily have been annoying. She also comes out with this writer’s favourite expression since, well… anything from The Greasy Strangler, “More beef – less cheese!”

Filmed during the lockdown, Meat Friend is a fun short that is well worth checking out if it plays at a festival near you.

REIGN OF CHAOS

Reign of Chaos

Ambition is high and quality low in Rebecca Matthews’ sci-fi actioner Reign of Chaos, a film that could have been a tight 30-minute short – perhaps even shorter – but instead is a flabby concoction of random exposition and awkwardness.

A tiresome opening narration explains that the god Chaos has taken over the Earth transforming its inhabitants into rabid savages through a plague which spreads zombie-like from victim to victim. Only three female warriors descended from the goddess Nike can save humanity.

Proportion Productions are in the business of churning out low-budget films quicker than Marvel can release the next superhero origin story. And there’s a strong argument against both of those things. Here, we have the ingredients for an interesting story; an apocalyptic thriller focusing on a diminishing resistance who upset the odds. It’s an age-old tale. But everything feels cobbled together, as if there was a meeting on a Monday morning, everyone has a couple of days free, so what should we do? Some bright spark mentions that unfinished script that’s kicking around and off we go: Reign of Chaos is the result.

To fill out that script we have a training montage that is only slightly less convincing than external shots of a world in apparent chaos, but which looks like a quiet Sunday morning in middle-class suburbia. Everything is so neat and tidy. Perhaps these savages tidy up after themselves?

That ambition must be applauded, and everyone involved seems competent enough. But perhaps less is more? Take a couple of productions off the schedule and really focus on getting the remainder right. It would be better for everyone.

Reign of Chaos is on digital in the US

PAN’S LABYRINTH (WORLDS ON FILM: BEYOND GENRES)

Pan's Labyrinth

There isn’t much that hasn’t already been said about Guillermo del Toro’s magnificent Pan’s Labyrinth. It is a poetic, often horrific piece of intoxicating storytelling. It is, according to many, cinematic perfection.

Set during the Spanish Civil War this is the story of Ofelia (Ivana Baquero), a ten-year-old girl who travels with her mother to live with her new stepfather Captain Vidal (Sergi Lopez). Obsessed with fairy tales and magic and aided by a faun (del Toro regular Doug Jones) Ofelia discovers a mystical labyrinth.

From the first DVD release of Pan’s Labyrinth back in 2007 there have been more than ten other versions, all varying in their accompanying extras and picture qualities. Umbrella Entertainment’s new Blu-ray release sits in their Worlds on Film: Beyond Genres series, a collection curated with the intention of highlighting films that break out from the usual genre conventions. Previous releases include Possession (1981) and Crash (1996). There’s exclusive artwork and a reversible sleeve. Which is all very nice indeed, but is it enough?

If you already own a version of Pan’s Labyrinth there’s a strong possibility you possess some of the extras included here, too. They are undeniably extensive, but the fantastic audio commentary from del Toro first appeared on a 2007 edition with the remainder harvested from DVD and Blu-ray releases from that period. There is nothing new here, and for the hardcore fan, there are even some notable omissions, including cast interviews and production diaries.

What we have here is a 5-star film, with 4-star extras. But you likely have them all already. One for the completists.

Pan’s Labyrinth is available on Blu-ray from Umbrella Entertainment

AMBULANCE

AMBULANCE

Michael Bay’s got a drone camera and he’s going to use it. During the endless chase sequences and shootouts that form the spine of his freakishly overlong remake of Laurits Munch-Petersen’s nippier 2005 original, Bay’s camera swoops and dives, hurtling round the canyon skyscapes of Los Angeles and ducking and swerving inquisitively into the very heart of the carnage and chaos that ensues when Jake Gyllenhaal and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s attempted bank robbery goes wrong and they’re forced to commandeer an ambulance with two first responders on board.

Mercifully, Ambulance is far less irritating and cacophonous than many of Bay’s more recent efforts and it’s actually a fairly serviceable, if routine, action run-around. It’s at its best when it sets up its stall and establishes its characters in the first half-hour and there’s a certain tension generated by the situation that ensues when Danny Sharp (Gyllenhaal) and his adoptive brother Will (Abdul-Mateen II) become increasingly desperate as they hurtle around LA pursued by virtually the entire LAPD. But it starts to wear out its welcome by the sheer relentlessness of the chase that never seems to be in danger of ending and, despite the fact that the pair are terrified of the consequences if the injured cop in the back of the hi-jacked ambulance dies following a gunshot wound, no-one seems hugely bothered about the cop cars that crash, explode, and collide or the trail of destruction and devastation left in their wake. Enlivened by a sympathetic performance from Eiza González as jaded paramedic Cam Thompson, Ambulance is inoffensive, mindless fun even if the exhausting runtime is likely to leave you in need of life support by the time the credits roll.

Ambulance is available on digital platforms on June 13th.

UMMA

Inter-generational fears of transforming into one’s own parents inform this supernatural drama by Iris K. Shim. After an unexpected visit from an estranged uncle, laid-back mom Amanda (Sandra Oh) begins to take on some of her own mother’s abusive habits. Visited by nightmarish visions of her now-deceased ‘Umma’ (Korean for “mother”), Amanda gives teenage daughter Chrissy (Fivel Stewart) a taste of the violence she experienced during her own childhood; mostly involving dark basements and live wires.

The “um, ah, well actually, that’s not real horror” crowd should have a field day here, with a surprisingly low-stakes story about a single mom and her separation anxiety. Umma has its shocks, but those who shrugged off films like The Babadook for being all metaphor, all the time may struggle with a lack of set-pieces and mortal stakes. Instead, Umma deals with familiar themes, both universal and culturally specific. Its story is reminiscent of 2020’s Run (but far better than that) and even recent Disney/Pixar releases (domineering maternal figures, haunted by their own childhoods). Sure, “Umma” is a chilling figure, but she’s also a very recognizably human one.

Appearing in her first horror film since 2005’s Hard Candy (she was the neighbour), Oh is given lots to work with, convincing as the chill homeschooler slash beekeeper (!), scared trauma victim and as a rampaging Mean Mom. While the truncated runtime has her lurching awkwardly between modes, she’s never anything but compelling as the film’s lead. Stewart, too, impresses as the bewildered teenage daughter, while Dermot Mulroney furthers the film’s easy-going vibe.

Granted, easy-going vibes may not be what horror fans will have wanted or expected (particularly given the Sam Raimi producer’s credit) but Umma is a break from the usual loud jump scares and screaming terrors. A refreshingly humanist take on supernatural horror film tropes.

THE NORTHMAN

Alexander Skarsgård stars as Amleth in director Robert Eggers’ Viking epic THE NORTHMAN,

An epic Viking revenge story based on the same Scandinavian folktale that inspired Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”, The Northman promises to bring Robert Eggers’ filmmaking onto a mainstream cultural stage. The writer-director’s third feature film – behind his excellent horror The Witch and deliciously unhinged The Lighthouse – also happens to be his first big-budget studio film. And in contrary ways, it shows.

On the one hand, the budget allows Eggers to paint his vision on a far broader canvas than has previously been possible. The film’s rigorously choreographed action sequences, for instance, could never have been enacted on any smaller a project. Yet on the other hand, The Northman often ends up too preoccupied by its own scale to reach the standard set by Eggers’ earlier works. It is so focused on its mythological grandeur that it forgets the most basic principles of storytelling: to let the human element light the narrative’s way.

Ingvar Sigurdsson as The Sorcerer in director Robert Eggers’ Viking epic THE NORTHMAN

Sharing writing duties with Icelandic novelist and poet Sjón – who also helped pen the Noomi Rapace-starring Lamb – the auteur’s latest tells the tale of the exiled Prince Amleth (Alexander Skarsgård), the son of a king (Ethan Hawke) who was once shot down and beheaded by his own brother (a phenomenal Claes Bang). After two decades away from his home, Amleth lives as a Viking, content to raid villages and live off the spoils. That is until he meets the seeress Olga (Anya Taylor-Joy), who reminds him of the vow he made long ago: to avenge his father, rescue his mother (Nicole Kidman), and to take back his land.

Skarsgård deserves every praise for his savage, animalistic portrayal of the tortured prince hellbent on vengeance. Yet the story is too rigid to allow for emotional depth beyond the character’s rage, which means the quieter scenes leave Skarsgård’s performance feeling wooden. Likewise, Taylor-Joy is underserved by a script that doesn’t afford Olga much texture beyond her role as a mysterious love interest for the hulking protagonist. However, and despite clear difficulties with the accent, it’s Kidman who’s handed a role far meatier than the trailer suggested and which she sinks her teeth into with great relish.

Anya Taylor-Joy stars as Olga in director Robert Eggers’ Viking epic THE NORTHMAN

Meanwhile, Eggers’ typically stunning cinematography, formal mastery, and reverence for historical detail is fully realised thanks to his re-teaming with cinematographer Jarin Blaschke and editor Louise Ford. But even with its pitiless, primeval landscapes, feverish action, and beautiful renditions of Norse beliefs, there’s something inexplicably flat about The Northman. While both The Witch and The Lighthouse revelled in the liminal space between the otherworldly and the everyday, The Northman’s place at the intersection of mythology and brutally tactile Viking history is like a battlefield for two conflicting identities, rather than the foundations for richer, harmonious whole; the sometimes-awkward editing and often-static narrative is clear evidence of that.

For all its grandiose beauty, The Northman substitutes heart for mechanical pacing. Instead of being compelled forward by Amleth’s inner life, the film is pulled along to the beat of his obsessive refrain: “I will avenge you, father. I will save you, mother. I will kill you, Fjölnir.” It functions just fine in moving things along, but there’s no soul to be found there and very little to emotionally connect to.

Alexander Skarsgård stars as Amleth and Anya Taylor-Joy as Olga in director Robert Eggers’ Viking epic THE NORTHMAN,

The Northman can’t help but feel like a wild stallion being reluctantly reined in. Even with all its screaming and grunting, the film is subdued; a retold revenge story with strong pillars but no inner life, that suggests a spinning moral compass yet backs down from anything too provocative (and impressively, succeeds in making an incestuous flirtation disappointingly tame). In the end, The Northman offers spectacle over story and heart, despite the distinct sense that it’s trying – and failing – to do both.

 

The Northman releases in cinemas April 15th. Check out the trailer here.

FATHER OF FLIES

There comes a time in every film fan’s life that we start to feel as though we have seen everything there is to see in our little corner of horror or sci-fi or [insert genre here]. A moment in which we can guess the ending, ready ourselves for the jump scare and even become ambivalent about the very make-up of what keeps us coming back to the well. Soon after one of these moments, a film is released that kisses the sweet spot and reinvigorates our passion for the genre, in this case, horror. Recently, films like Hereditary or A Quiet Place have hit so hard that the mainstream audiences come ‘a calling too. Father of Flies deserves to sit up there with not only the aforementioned giants but all the giants.

We aren’t going to give anything away here, as going into the movie with nary an idea of the style or plot is a must. Father of Flies is, perhaps, what happens when Hitchcock and Kubrick collide – big names indeed, but more than worthy of the accolade. The film takes nearly all the tropes of horror cinema and at times eschews them, gentle caressing them or flipping them on their head. There are not one, but two ridiculously creepy moments this well-versed writer has never seen on screen before.

What of the acting, that most singular of things to derail serious horror? Impeccable on every level. Nicholas Tucci, to whom the film is dedicated, essays the role of a father clinging on to any semblance of familial normality. Camilla Rutherford shines as the movie’s ‘cuckoo’, as does Page Ruth. The movie, though, belongs to Keaton Tetlow as the youngest of the clan, sidestepping the usual ‘annoying kid’ and instead, proving likeable and able to commit fear and a myriad of emotions to celluloid.

The film is best described as a haunting tale of family life and that really is all you need to know. That and perhaps it is the most suspense-filled cinematic experience we have had in a long, long time, boiling up towards an ending that knocks the wind out of you, leaving you speechless and thinking about it for days.

Father of Flies is available on digital now.

BARBARIANS

When rich people get together for a dinner party in an isolated country house, there’s more on the menu than just overpriced steak and designer drugs. Celebrating the birthday of resentful filmmaker Adam (Iwan Rheon), four friends passive-aggressively (and then aggressive-aggressively) bicker and fight until a gang of mask-wearing psychopaths rock up at the door, wielding zip-ties and shotguns.

A version of Funny Games for the rich-eating Ready or Not and Knives Out generation, this suspenseful home invasion movie purposefully makes its subjects (an insufferable Tom Cullen being the other one) hard to root for. Caught in the middle, Eva (Catalina Sandino Moreno) and Chloe (Inès Spiridonov) are a little more sympathetic, but it’s hard to feel too badly for any of them, fighting in (and over) their fancy new country house. After almost an hour of childish power-struggles and infighting, it’s almost a relief when the masked men come knocking. Whatever the film’s villains may lack in personality, it’s easy to see why they might feel so aggrieved.

Director Charles Dorfman sticks close to the Home Invasion slash Dinner Party Gone Wrong horror film template, livening things up with a cheeky streak of black humour and fun performances from the talented cast. While the ultimate destination is predictable (you should be able to tell where all this is headed after the first ten minutes) there are enough shocks and surprises along the way to make this an enjoyable experience. More enjoyable than a dinner party with a bunch of sniping, sulking rich people, anyway.