KNIVES OUT [London Film Festival 2019]

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KNIVES OUT / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: RIAN JOHNSON / STARRING: ANA DE ARMAS, JAMIE LEE CURTIS, TONI COLLETTE, CHRIS EVANS, DON JOHNSON / RELEASE DATE: NOVEMBER 27TH

The name Rian Johnson works as a summoning spell. You need only whisper it and, from the depths of the Twitterverse, there will awaken an army of enraged Star Wars fans to accuse The Last Jedi director of having ruined the franchise. It seems this intense backlash has done much to inform Johnson’s newest offering, a whodunit with a twistWith Knives Out, he creates an undisputable crowd-pleaser that may just work to redeem him to the angry masses.

A whodunit may just be one of the hardest genres to review without spoiling the entire plot, so let us start where it’s safe: the characters and the set-up. The latter is classic Agatha Christie. A rich and renowned murder-mystery writer Harlan Thrombey (Christopher Plummer) is found dead in his home, throat slit, on the night of his 85th birthday party. It certainly looks like suicide, but an investigation must still be conducted.

Enter a detective (LaKeith Stanfield), a slightly dim-witted state trooper (Noah Segan), and Southern private eye Benoit Blanc (a hilarious and absurd Daniel Craig, in the farthest cry from his usual steely image) who may not know who employed him, but is pretty sure the old man was murdered.

In a witty, breathless and incredibly over-the-top interrogation set piece that brilliantly shreds through a novel’s worth of exposition, we meet the family-slash-suspects. They are – deep breath please – Thrombey’s daughter Linda (Curtis), a commanding, ‘self-made’ realtor mogul and her dull husband Richard (Johnson); his other daughter Joni (Collette), a lifestyle guru akin to Gwyneth Paltrow if Paltrow was strapped for cash, and her activist daughter Meg (Katherine Langford); and Thrombey’s knitwear-wearing, intellectual son Walter (Michael Shannon), his wife Donna (Riki Lindhome) and alt-right troll son Jacob (Jaeden Martell).

And that’s not everyone! Late to the party, absent from the funeral and early to the will-reading is Thrombey’s oldest grandchild Ransom, played with riotous enjoyment by none other than the former-Captain America (a quick note to casting agents: give Chris Evans some more baddie roles, please and thank you). Providing another standout performance in a refreshingly non-sexualised role is Ana de Armas as Marta, the dead man’s nurse and close confidante. Marta is not only the moral anchor of the film, she also proves very useful to Blanc’s investigation in her total inability to lie without violently vomiting. Hustlers might have done it first, but Knives Out does it better.

Sounds amazing? That’s because it is. Johnson impeccably walks the line between paying homage to the genre and its essence, while also completely upending its conventions and with it, the audience’s expectations. Knives Out rolls out surprise after twist, juggling a large ensemble and many a plot-twist with apparent ease, yet without any flashy tricks and without seeming self-congratulatory. And while the genre is completely timeless, Knives Out is also consistently of its time. It playfully but sharply comments on today’s political tensions and class divisions without feeling heavy-handed. It’s driven by empathy amidst a host of characters who are decidedly unempathetic, and that makes Johnson’s story feel fresh and timely despite the genre’s golden age being long passed.

This is just big Hollywood at its best. A renowned narrative format honoured yet subverted, a plot that is intelligent but not smug, an all-star cast that is perfectly balanced, giving performances that range from venomous to vulnerable yet are all rip-roaringly funny. Rian Johnson redeemed? I would hope so. I don’t believe anyone can leave Knives Out without having had the time of their life.

DEAD AIR (SHORT)

DEAD AIR (SHORT) / DIRECTOR: GEOFF HARMER / SCREENPLAY: PETER HEARN / STARRING: KATE DAVIES-SPEAK, CHARLIE BOND, STACY HART, JOHANNA STANTON / RELEASE DATE: TBC

An all-female punk group named Monster Kitten are on their way to their final gig – but is it also their final night alive as the plane is infested with a sinister cargo in the brilliant short film Dead Air.

This passion project by filmmakers Geoff Harmer and Peter Hearn was crowdfunded by the wonderful supporters of Indie film and is a love letter to classic horror-comedies with a heavy reliance on practical effects which keeps this 16-minute ride grounded in a sense of fantastical realism.

Short films are arguably one of the hardest forms of movies to produce as you have a very limited time to get across your story or message – so when one accomplishes that to great effect and also has the potential to be a feature-length adventure, you know that they’ve done it right.

Throughout its runtime, you receive a great sense of chemistry and tension between the band members and their management – especially between The Singer (Charlie Bond) and The Co-Pilot (James Hamer-Morton) – and once the chaos erupts as the vicious cargo is unleashed, it truly feels like a neat little mash-up of Gremlins and Airplane.

Dead Air is a terrific short film with bags of potential for a feature-length outing with great performances that only scratch the surface of what these fantastic actresses are capable of.

COLOR OUT OF SPACE [Celluloid Screams Festival 2019]

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DIRECTOR: RICHARD STANLEY | SCREENPLAY: SCARLETT AMARIS | STARRING: NICOLAS CAGE, JOELY RICHARDSON, JULIAN HILLIARD, MADELEINE ARTHUR, BRENDAN MEYER | UK RELEASE DATE: FEBRUARY 28TH

Color Out of Space is one of HP Lovecraft’s more famous non-mythos stories and has spawned a number of more or less authentic adaptations. From the start this version makes it clear that it exists in its own world, setting it in the modern-day and giving us a black protagonist which would most likely have sent the famously racist Lovecraft scrambling for his lawyers. However, it does hurl references at us from across the Lovecraft canon (which STARBURST is a sucker for, even at their cheesiest) more or less navigating the plot points of the original story, adapting its path to account for 21st-century sensibilities (messing with mobile signal and Skype connections is one of the eponymous colour’s more terrifying modern-day powers).

As with the original story, a mysterious object crashes on a farm, this one belonging to failed artist Nathan Gardner (Cage) and his family – his wife (Richardson) and their three kids. After the object is destroyed by lightning, a strange colour emerges and begins changing everything around it. For a Nicolas Cage film it is thankfully not dominated by him ‘doing’ Nicolas Cage (allowing for odd moments of peak Cage), and the younger actors are given good opportunity to shine on their own terms (sadly leaving Joely Richardson a bit underused).

While the menace of the original story is (in typical Lovecraft fashion) light on detail, the colour here is realised through very Spielberg-ish washes of light through mist and its effects on nature shown through a series of different CGI creatures, models, and animatronics. The latter are very effective, but sometimes the CGI is poor enough to snap you into feeling like you’re watching a slightly above average TV movie from the early 2000s. In fact, at its worst, Color Out of Space resembles a particularly fun but campily rubbish SyFy/Asylum-type film. But at its best, you genuinely invest in the characters threatened by an unknowable and indescribable alien menace. Even Nicolas Cage.

If there is a real criticism, it is that Color in Space lacks a little in cosmic horror, concentrating more on Nathan’s family being threatened by the inexplicable thing that lives in their well, navigating horror genres from ‘child with menacing invisible friend’, to ‘Shining-style Dad becoming murderous delusional menace’ to ‘David Cronenberg mutant body horror’ (all of which it does very competently). With all this genre borrowing going on it is sometimes patchy and uneven (and character motivation is all over the shop) but it is unquestionably a lot of fun.

This isn’t the greatest Lovecraft adaptation ever, doing relatively little to capture the spirit of his work, but it is an entertaining rollercoaster ride through his story that leaves you feeling cheerfully spooked if not cosmically horrified.      

THE GALLOWS: ACT II

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THE GALLOWS: ACT II / CERT: 15 / DIRECTORS & SCREENPLAY: TRAVIS CLUFF, CHRIS LOFING / STARRING: EMA HORVATH, CHRIS MILLIGAN, BRITTANY FALARDEAU / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW (ON DEMAND/SKY STORE)

Back in 2015, Blumhouse backed handheld horror The Gallows looked to craft a new icon in Charlie Grimille, a young lad that lost his life on stage in a noose mishap at a 1993 school production of play called “The Gallows”, only to return all those years later as a vengeful hooded spirit to trap, haunt and stalk a bunch of young ‘uns in the school theatre after dark. Despite harsh critical responses, there were big box office returns ($43 million on a $100,000 budget) for Travis Cluff and Chris Lofing’s found footage frightener. So, here comes Charlie once again for The Gallows: Act II.

This time, the film focuses on aspiring actress – and seeker of an online following – Ana Rue (Ema Horvath), whose arrival at a fancy new school raises her hopes that she can finally ‘make it’. But when the young lady decides to embark on a viral trend known as the “Charlie Challenge”, her desires are tested and twisted by an evil presence.

The Gallows: Act II (similar to the vastly disappointing [Rec] 3: Genesis) abandons its core ‘shaky cam’ format early on and the results are a big mess of a movie. Rumours had it this secretly shot sequel was put to one side after disastrous test screenings and after watching it, this seems very likely. You just get the distinct impression the makers lost confidence in this some time ago and the longer it goes on, the more it crumbles.

Despite the effort of lead Ema Horvath, very little here makes any sense either on its own merits or particularly as a sequel. There is a clear intention with the script to raise a point about the obsessiveness of pursuing online stardom but it is so badly handled that the film just comes across as garbled and unsure of what it wants to accomplish. The final twist feels placed here simply because the last film had one, unlike that one though, this twist makes not a lick of logical sense and is hardly even built up to.

Characters come and go, each with rushed or creakily delivered “development” and as the scares jump in and out of proceedings, you’re just struck by the ineffectiveness of it all. None of the familiar scares land and they don’t even have the benefit of a creepy setting (like an empty theatre in the first movie) to give them a leg up.

You just cannot help but think that they thought it was a good idea at the time, started rolling and realised it was too late to rethink. As it lands unceremoniously in select theatres/on demand in the US and on Sky Store over here in the UK, it seems sadly clear that this inferior in every way sequel has choked more painfully than poor old Charlie did.

THE JACK IN THE BOX

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THE JACK IN THE BOX / CERT: TBC / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: LAWRENCE FOWLER / STARRING: ETHAN TAYLOR, ROBERT NAIRNE, LUCY-JANE QUINLAN / RELEASE DATE: FEB 2020

A fun concept is executed well in this low budget British horror from director Lawrence Fowler. However, as can be the curse with the more thrifty side of the genre, it sags in the middle and starts to get a little trying as the scenarios and locations fail to change. The one thing they clearly worked on the most, is making sure the monster itself looks menacing and imposing, and they certainly succeeded there.

We start with an effective prologue, set to haunting music, of an old man discovering the Jack in the Box while metal detecting, but it soon turns sinister, with a cloven hand killing his wife and dragging her into the box, we quickly cut to American Casey (Taylor), turning up for his first day of work at a small museum in the British village of Hawthorn. Strangely enough he is a museum and history enthusiast, unlike his co-worker Lisa (Quinlan) who has been in the village all her life and is coasting. It is never totally clear what type of museum it actually is, looking more like a country house, it has a war and a toy exhibit though, and soon Casey discovers a large antique Jack in the Box, which he proceeds to open. This is an action he will come to regret, as people start dying pretty quickly, including two hapless thieves, what they thought they could steal from this tiny museum, is not made clear. We are quickly introduced to our Jack, a tall clown with razor sharp teeth and a terrifying smile, it genuinely looks great, and is backed up by some fun exposition in the form of Internet searching, where we learn Jack’s are a type of demon from France that need to kill a certain amount of people before becoming dormant once again.

Just as the film starts to become enjoyable, the pace slows and you desperately want to see the actors in another location and the film to develop quicker. The Jack also doesn’t kill people in an inventive way, usually just grabbing them by the head, until death. After a tragic backstory for Casey gives him motivation, we do get back on track, and armed with the wisdom of a Demonologist played by Tom Carter, he sets off to destroy the Jack once and for all.

Welshman Fowler, who is still relatively new to the horror genre, does a decent job here, trying to develop his titular villain and make the most out of the budget and locations he has to work with. The monster design is good and some of the action scenes are set up well, with a bit more money and some faster pacing, The Jack In the Box could of really given us something exciting, although it never quite gets there, it would be perfect for an anthology of movies on Halloween night, and you never know, Jack just may be back!

THE ADDAMS FAMILY

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DIRECTORS: CONRAD VERNON, GREG TIERNAN | SCREENPLAY: MATT LIEBERMAN | STARRING: OSCAR ISAAC, CHARLIZE THERON, CHLOË GRACE MORETZ, FINN WOLFHARD, NICK KROLL, SNOOP DOGG, BETTE MIDLER, ALLISON JANNEY | RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

There have been a fair few Addams Family adaptations over the years but, following a clumsy set-up, this latest entry (the first in two decades) ends up as exultantly kooky, spooky, and consequently ooky as its predecessors.

After a thirteen-year fog clears around the Addams’ hill-top home, Gomez (Isaac) and Morticia (Theron) discover a hidden, local village. The family then try blending in with the locals but are met with furrowed brows and the threat of flaming torches, pitchforks, and xenophobia. Fear of the Addams’ is further stirred by local interior designer Margaux Needler (Janney) who hopes to renovate their home so it fits in with the rest of the town.

Directors Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan’s (Sausage Party) revamp starts like a candy coloured cash-in, but gets darker and more interesting after its gratingly sloppy set-up. The biting wit that blessed Barry Sonnenfeld’s films is channelled via cutting dialogue nonchalantly relayed, mostly by Wednesday (Moretz). When asked if she would like to go to the mall, Wednesday replies: “why not, I haven’t been to a good mauling in ages”, while her enrolling at the local school spawns striking sub-culture clashes.

The Addams’ haunted home is also a key character, alongside a “possessed” tree called Ichabod. The family have a pet lion and a bottomless pit in the wine cellar, while scenes featuring a vampire bat and zombie frogs stain the brain. A parallel plot-line about a rites-of-passage ceremony for Pugsley (Wolfhard), collides with sub-story strands during an explosive finale. There are also a handful of horror film references to keep older genre fans happy, with nods to The Amityville Horror, It, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and Bride of Frankenstein.

A running theme about accepting differences also strengthens the story alongside spiky dialogue, quirky comedy and playful plot bolstering sight gags, which make this latest Addams Family (mostly) prevail. Despite its gawky animation and first act flags, Vernon and Tiernan’s film remains side-splitting fun with PG-rated Gothic frights that should satisfy fans and viewers of all ages.

MALEFICENT: MISTRESS OF EVIL

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DIRECTOR: JOACHIM RØNNING | SCREENPLAY: LINDA WOOLVERTON | STARRING: ANGELINA JOLIE, ELLE FANNING, HARRIS DICKINSON, MICHELLE PFEIFFER, SAM RILEY, ROBERT LINDSAY | RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

As any good fairytale sequel starts, the follow-up to 2014’s Maleficent begins not once but “twice upon a time”. Five years have passed, Aurora (Fanning) is now very much awake, ruling over the magical Moors as Queen, and the story as we knew it has been twisted and changed, as folklore often is, to turn Maleficent (Jolie) into the evil villain once more.

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil opens as Prince Philip (now played by Harris Dickinson) gets down on one knee and asks Aurora to marry him. His father King John (Lindsay) sees this as the perfect opportunity to unite the Moors and the human kingdom of Ulstead, while his mother Queen Ingrith (Pfeiffer) reluctantly offers to host a celebratory feast, like any normal passive aggressive in-law would. Maleficent is coming to dinner, and despite her best efforts to practice pleasantries with raven familiar Diaval (Riley) and cover up her horns, you could cut the atmosphere with her razor-sharp cheekbones. Spells are cast, dietary requirements are not adhered to, and family pets are caught in the crossfire: it’s pretty much anyone’s idea of a meet the parents nightmare.

The fallout means the central relationship between Godmother and Goddaughter becomes secondary in the latter half of the film as we’re introduced to the ‘dark fae’, another world of fairy-like creatures, who look a lot like Maleficent and come to her rescue. While fleshing out Maleficent’s origins felt necessary, the attention given to this did feel like a departure from the rest of the story, only coming together in the final act, leaving the audience to wonder why we should care, or even why Maleficent would, about these unfamiliar characters.

What’s more, the ‘Mistress of Evil’ title feels unfairly placed on Maleficent. In this instalment, the fairy isn’t particularly wicked, even with the smokier eyes and new latex-inspired attire. In fact, any clouds of green smoke are very much justified, particularly as a new villain emerges to ultimately strike up a war between the neighbouring worlds. The costume design by Ellen Mirojnick is truly stunning in these scenes, bracing Queen Ingrith for battle in armour-like pearls and jewels.

While the writers may have tried to cram too much into this near two-hour fantasy, it is entertaining throughout, there are plenty of laughs to be had (“Pitchforks? Humans are hilarious.”), and the CGI battle scene is a colourful spectacle of fairy-dissolving red fireworks; surprisingly, the body count is pretty high.

DOCTOR SLEEP

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DOCTOR SLEEP / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: MIKE FLANAGAN / STARRING: EWAN MCGREGOR, REBECCA FERGUSON, KYLIEGH CURRAN, CAREL STRUYCKEN, ALEX ESSOE / RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 31ST

It takes a brave filmmaker to stand toe-to-toe with creative titans Stephen King and Stanley Kubrick, but writer/director Mike Flanagan and producer Trevor Macy have done so by adapting King’s 2013 novel Doctor Sleep (a sequel to The Shining) for the big screen. King famously shunned Kubrick’s 1980 film adaptation of his 1977 novel, but due to the overall universal love for it, Flanagan and Macy have treated Kubrick’s film as canon and adapted the literary sequel as a mutual follow-up to both the book and movie; while doing their best not to overly emulate King and Kubrick’s distinctive, contradictory styles. A monumental mind-fuck of a task, but one that Flanagan has both thankfully embraced and miraculously smashed.

The film Doctor Sleep re-introduces us to a now forty-something Danny Torrance (McGregor): son of possessed psycho Jack. Danny is a recovering alcoholic battling psychic disadvantages and personal demons and dilemmas, spawned from the incident at the Overlook which saw Dad Jack go bat shit with an axe before freezing to death in a massive maze. The sequel sees Danny form a psychic connection with a kid called Abra (Curran) who has also connected to, and is being pursued by, a gang of psychic ‘vampire’ drifters, led by the devious and alluring Rose the Hat (Ferguson). Abra tracks down Danny for help and the two go on the run before Danny is soon put in a position where he has to confront demons from his past in order to conquer present ones.

While Doctor Sleep (the novel) doesn’t quite have the door-stop girth of most of King’s opuses, Flanagan’s film still clocks in at quasi-whopping two-and-a-half hours. Some scenes and subplots have been trimmed to tighten the pace. This results in a slightly clunky, fragmented plot, but Flanagan makes it fly, as the story swerves from slow-burning, supernatural, character drama into a chase and evade thriller enriched with surrealism. Weirdness stems from stunningly rendered dream/vision scenes augmented by rich, twisted visuals. Meanwhile, chase sequences are interspersed with character development and Flanagan’s trademark creeping dread, providing depth, terror, and suspense.

In his twenty years of filmmaking, Flanagan has worked exclusively in horror and honed the skills to unnerve and frighten. Here he reigns in the frights to focus on story, characters and visuals but Doctor Sleep is consistently creepy. Horror manifests through characters, circumstance, and story instead of via inelegantly jimmied-in jump scares and set pieces. Flanagan has also expertly recreated locations from Kubrick’s original film and reintroduced old characters without resorting to digital de-aging and re-constructing.

Aside from its aforementioned fragmentation, Doctor Sleep sometimes feels slightly synthetic, maybe due to being overly digitally polished in post. It still looks unnaturally stunning but lacks the raw edge and chilling potency, instilled by the icy artlessness of Kubrick’s original. There is also a slight narrative sag in the final act, but for the better part Doctor Sleep tinkers on genius, and on the cusp of becoming a masterpiece. Contradictorily, not because of its respect to King and Kubrick, nor its adherence to the components that made The Shining so powerful, but because Flanagan’s style blends so well with theirs while shining equally as bright and distinctive as a key component in making Doctor Sleep unique.

Flanagan’s film has been undoubtedly crafted with love, care, and admiration for both Kubrick’s masterpiece and King’s novel. It frequently, frustratingly, tinkers on fantastic, but is slightly hindered by a few wonky plot cogs, a synthetic air, and clunky ending, yet remains far better than anyone could have imagined. Doctor Sleep deserves to be canon, for Flanagan’s film is freaky, unique, creepy and captivating as both a standalone horror and heart-felt hat tip to Kubrick and King.

Expected Rating: 7 out of 10

ABOMINABLE

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DIRECTOR: JILL CULTON, TODD WILDERMAN | SCREENPLAY: JILL CULTON | STARRING: CHLOE BENNET, ALBERT TSAI, TENZING NORGAY TRAINOR, EDDIE IZZARD| RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

One of the things that Dreamworks is good at is taking set-ups for horror movies and turning them into adorable kid’s films. The likes of MegaMind and Monsters Vs Aliens are basically scary movie ideas flipped in such a way that they’re fun and child friendly. With Abominable, Dreamworks does it again with this shaggy tale about an escaped yeti running amok in a Chinese metropolis. Of course, the yeti befriends Yi (Bennet). She’s a hardworking young lady dealing with personal grief and trying to earn a buck. She quickly names the fuzzy beastie ‘Everest’, and it’s in desperate need of help. Mostly because an eccentric billionaire (voiced by the instantly recognisable Eddie Izzard) has complicated reasons for wanting to ‘own’ their very own adorable mountain creature.

Add in a spunky and hilarious child sidekick called Peng (Tsai) and Jin (Trainor) as a vain ‘in-crowd’ friend with a heart of gold, and we have a team of youngsters looking to find themselves, while at the same time trying to help a yeti go home to the Himalayas. If this all sounds a bit formulaic, well that’s because it is. The plot is pretty much the hero’s journey with a giant bear-like snowbeast added in for good measure. The characters learn the things you’d expect them to learn, and so on. Even the environmental message at the heart of this tale is pretty standard.

The thing is, none of that matters. There’s something about Everest that just makes you want to grab him and tell him that everything is going to be okay. Chloe Bennet’s performance is particularly strong and we defy pretty much anyone not to feel joy and sadness at certain key points. This might be a disposable children’s movie, but it’s one that has been put together superbly. From the idealised version of China to the ridiculous plot twists, it’s an avalanche of fun. Abominable is a lovely movie which, rather than having a cold and cynical heart, is filled with the warmth of friendship and creativity. It’s quality family fair of the extra cuddly kind.

THE KING

DIRECTOR: DAVID MICHÔD | SCREENPLAY: JOEL EDGERTON, DAVID MICHÔD | STARRING: ROBERT PATTINSON, TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET, LILY-ROSE DEPP | RELEASE DATE: NOVEMBER 1ST (VIA NETFLIX)

Loosely adapted from William Shakespeare’s Henriad, Netflix’s The King charts the rise to power and early reign of King Henry V, or Hal (Chalamet) as he navigates political intrigue, international relations and inevitably, war.

No doubt that comparisons will be drawn between The King and last year’s Outlaw King, which will only be to the detriment of the former; though far from a masterpiece, Outlaw King was at the very least entertaining. That is not the case for David Michôd’s latest feature, which takes itself far too seriously for a film which has little to say.

This self-seriousness permeates through every element of The King, from the slow pace to the grey, “this is very sombre film about deep things” colour palette. Even Chalamet, a clearly charismatic and talented actor, struggles to find anything in the screenplay that might help nuance a one-note performance of furrowed brows and grimaces. Though its generous production budget gives the Middle Ages setting a level of credibility and atmosphere, it nonetheless fails to demonstrate any more personality than a museum reconstruction.

Everything about The King is so very flat, from the plot to the cinematography, to the characterisation and score. It lacks anything that might keep you engaged, and every supposed ‘twist’ (doesn’t a twist have to be unpredictable?) feels monotonous. It’s perfectly watchable, certainly, but it feels like a checklist period piece no one will remember.

Then, in bursts Robert Pattinson as France’s Dauphin, a breath of fresh air with a hilariously thick French accent and great delivery of penis jokes. Though absolutely out of sync with the rest of the film, his couple of brief appearances only emphasise how suffocating The King feels. Maybe he just walked in from an alternate universe where this film is enjoyable.

What’s most frustrating is that this story had the potential to say something new about current politics – the idea that Hal craves peace, yet is denied it because of his father’s legacy and his surviving advisers, or the difficulty of meaningful change in a world where pacifism means weakness, could have made for interesting commentary. Sadly for all involved, the film seems to equate Hal going to war as him growing into his own as a leader and finding his purpose. Nothing interesting to see here, then.

As for the surrounding cast, performances from Joel Edgerton, Sean Harris, and Lily-Rose Depp occasionally infuse scenes with a shadow of personality – in particular Edgerton during the first hour of the film, after which he exists only as Hal’s moral compass and wise strategist.

The King is a 140-minute self-serious slog with decent set pieces, a great slate of actors playing poorly written characters, and possessing little to fill an empty shell of a screenplay.