Kind Hearts and Coronets (70th Anniversary Collector’s Edition)

Kind Hearts and Coronets

KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS / CERT: U / DIRECTOR: ROBERT HAMER / SCREENPLAY: ROBERT HAMER, JOHN DIGHTON / STARRING: DENNIS PRICE, ALEC GUINNESS, JOAN GREENWOOD, VALERIE HOBSON / RELEASE DATE: JUNE 24TH

Across the 1940s and ‘50s, Ealing Studios’ comedies earned them an important position in British cinema history. Among these was Kind Hearts and Coronets, which this year celebrates its 70th anniversary. StudioCanal’s restoration sees 4K cinema distribution this month and can also be found on a new Blu-ray collector’s edition.

Dennis Price stars as Louis Mazzini, whose mother was disinherited by her noble family, the D’Ascoynes, for marrying someone ‘beneath’ her. Struggling to make ends meet after his mother’s death, Louis becomes set on claiming what he believes is rightfully his – the title of Duke of Chalfont. All he must do is murder the eight D’Ascoynes above him in the line of succession.

All eight, in what is the film’s most famous quirk, are played by the same actor, Alec Guinness. It’s more than a gimmick, as while every D’Ascoyne is snooty and horrible, Guinness gives them all their own particular kind of horridness, making it easy to buy into each one as an individual character while enhancing the film’s portrayal of the insularity and arrogance of the upper classes.

Kind Hearts is a brutal skewering of the one percent, with Guinness’s performances making you root for Louis as he plots his ways to off them. That said, the middle classes don’t get off lightly either; Joan Greenwood’s Sibella, Louis’ love interest, goes from seeing him as beneath her to scheming to become his duchess. And, of course, the main character is a serial killer – while the film’s talking point is usually Guinness, it’s to the credit of the remarkable Price that it’s easy to be on the side of the almost psychopathically cold Louis. Or maybe we all just want to live out the revenge fantasy.

One of Ealing’s best, Kind Hearts and Coronets boasts glorious performances and a hilarious script, with Robert Hamer’s direction showing stunning attention to comedic detail. If you’ve never seen it, this high quality restoration is the perfect excuse to seek it out.

And if you’re a fan, the collector’s edition extras are a nice bonus, if nothing exemplary. There’s a commentary from Guardian critic Peter Bradshaw, filmmaker Terence Davies (oddly orgasmic as he declares every detail “gorgeous”) and Alec’s son Matthew Guinness (who speaks up once or twice to say “that’s my dad”). 45-minute featurette Once More With Ealing starts off with some fascinating background about Ealing Studios, becomes a little tedious as it turns into more people saying how much they like the film we all just watched, but does have the lovely moment of Paul King explaining how this masterpiece influenced another – Paddington 2.

There’s also an introduction from John Landis, the alternate US ending (spoiler: it’s not as good), short featurettes about Ealing and Dennis Price, and the usual bunch of stills; plus it comes packaged with booklet, art cards and poster, all, to quote Terence Davies, gorgeous.

TWO FROM HELL: HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES & THE DEVIL’S REJECTS

TWO FROM HELL: HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES & THE DEVIL’S REJECTS / CERT: M (AUS) / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: ROB ZOMBIE / STARRING: SID HAIG, BILL MOSELEY, SHERRI MOON ZOMBIE, KAREN BLACK, LESLIE EASTERBROOK / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW (AUS)

With 3 From Hell, the final part of Rob Zombie’s “Firefly” trilogy, set for release later this year, Umbrella Entertainment have bundled the first two instalments – House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects – together in Two From Hell, now available for the Australian market.

…Corpses is Zombie’s 2003 directorial debut and, if we’re honest, it kind of shows. During a road trip to research obscure and unusual roadside attractions, a bunch of kids end up at Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Madmen. One unfortunately-timed robbery gone (very) wrong later, the kids follow Spaulding’s directions to an old tree which, legend has it, is the place where sadistic scientist Dr. Satan was hanged. It all goes (further) downhill from here, as the travellers are captured by the Firefly family, and all hell really breaks loose.

Playing out like an over the top homage to 70s horror (it’s very very Chainsaw Massacre), Corpses is extremely in your face – there’s definitely nothing subtle about it. There are some wonderful turns from the cast, especially Sid Haig as the delightfully evil clown Captain Spaulding, but the plot is all over the place and there’s so much going on visually that by the time the film ends you’re not even quite sure what you’ve just watched. It’s an all-out assault on the senses from beginning to end, but if you’re into chaos and mayhem, it’s well worth a look.

Following the events of Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects finds the Firefly family on the run from the police. The body count continues to rise as they encounter a variety of characters along the way, leading to a memorable finale – after witnessing it, Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird” will never be the same again. Otis (Bill Moseley), Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie) and Captain Spaulding return from Corpses, as does Mother, but now played by Police Academy‘s Leslie Easterbrook, who occasionally overacts to the point of absurdity, but it adds a lot to the overall tone of the film so we’ll give her a pass.

If you think of Corpses being 90 minutes of people being horrible to each other, Rejects is (just over) 90 minutes of people being even more horrible to each other. It’s depraved, sickening and relentlessly grim from beginning to end, but still entertaining to watch, thanks to some truly vile characters that you somehow find yourself really caring about, despite the fact that they’re absolute shits.

While there are a ton of extra features, other expanded editions are available with way more content. The previously-released two and a half hour-long Rejects “making of” isn’t here, for example, which is quite a shame. This isn’t intended to be an “ultimate edition”, but it does mean that owners of other releases might not need to worry about seeking this one out on import. For newcomers though, this is as good a place to start as any.

Extras:

HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES: Audio comm with director Rob Zombie, The Making Of, Rehearsal footage, Casting footage, Cast and crew interviews, New interview with William Bassett, Theatrical Trailer

THE DEVIL’S REJECTS: Bloody Stand-up, Matthew McGrory Tribute, Buck Owens: Satan’s Got to Get Along Without Me, “Mary the Monkey Girl” Commercial, Captain Spaulding’s Xmas Commercial, Otis’ Home Movies, Deleted Scenes, Blooper Reel, Make-up Test, The Morris Green Show

DEF-CON 4 (1985)

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DEF-CON 4 / BD / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: PAUL DONOVAN / STARRING: LENORE ZANN, MAURY CHAYKIN, KATE LYNCH / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Post-apocalyptic movies are making a comeback, largely due to the dystopia we currently find ourselves living in; the inference being that either we need tips for survival or that spending time in an atomic wasteland might be preferable to Trump’s America or Brexit Britain.

Def-Con 4 was made at the dirty end of the Cold War, when fears had relaxed to the point that such movies could be made and released, unlike two decades before when such things were taboo and verboten. A Canadian production – part of the VHS-boom wave of “Canuxploitation” films – from young director Paul Donovan, whose Salter Street Films company later produced comedy show This Hour Has 22 Minutes and genre fave Lexx.

Def-Con 4 opens with three American astronauts, orbiting the Earth as part of the US’s missile defence system. When nuclear war breaks out, they survive an attack by a Russian missile, and spend the next few months in isolated safety. A glitch in the spaceship’s programming brings them back down to Earth, landing in an unspecified location in the north east of the North American continent (the film was made in Nova Scotia).

From there it’s a race to survive, as things have gone to ruin very quickly, with society falling apart and cannibalistic feral humans roaming the countryside. Some humans have banded together in relative safety, though, but how will they respond to outsiders..?

It’s from that premise that the film’s action and terror spring, and Donovan does a fair job – on what must have been a very limited budget – of keeping the viewer’s blood pumping. The most well-known of the cast is Maury Chaykin, who plays armed farmer Vinnie, and went on to play Nero Wolfe in the TV series based on the Rex Stout novels. The rest of the cast is a mixed bag, although they all give eager performances, especially Tim Choate as astronaut Howe, and Lenore Zann (who would go on to become a representative in the Nova Scotian parliament) as tough schoolgirl JJ.

The second half of the film does often resemble Mad Max, particularly in its representation of a ramshackle rebuilt society, but Def-Con 4 was filmed in 1983, long after any initial cash-in opportunities had slipped away. Unreleased until 1985, some rather misleading but absolutely beautiful poster art by painter Gary Pullin helped it make back over five times what it cost to make, and it has been a staple of low-budget sci-fi diets ever since.

The Arrow Video Blu-ray release comes with a handful of very interesting extras, including interviews with New World picture editor Michael Spence, and author Chris Poggiali on the history of the distributor, and especially an interview with composer Christopher Young, who also scored Hellraiser and A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 for the company.

Def-Con 4 is eighty-eight minutes of schlocky fun, time spent in the company of some sympathetic – and not so sympathetic – characters that will not stick long in the memory after you’ve watched it. And, let’s face it, in these days of living in the worst possible timeline, that’s exactly what you need.

Special Features: Original lossless mono soundtrack / Brave New World video interview / Nemesis Descending video interview / legacy of New World Pictures video interview / Theatrical trailer / Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Gary Pullin

THE NEW YORK RIPPER (1982)

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THE NEW YORK RIPPER (1982) / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR: LUCIO FULCI / SCREENPLAY: GIANFRANCO CLERICI, VINCENZO MANNINO, LUCIO FULCI, DARDANO SACCHETTI / STARRING: JACK HEDLEY, ALMANTA SUSKA, HOWARD ROSS, ANDREA OCCHIPINTO / RELEASE DATE: JUNE 25TH (US)

One of the most controversial horror films of all time, Lucio Fulci’s The New York Ripper has been repulsing and inflaming people since its release in 1982. Its reputation as being highly misogynistic as well as the brutally gruesome murders throughout precedes it whenever it’s mentioned. The fact it’s still unavailable uncut in the UK speaks volumes.

Detective Williams (Hedley) is on the trail of a maniac who’s killing women in the most horrific manner; sexually mutilating them but there is not sign of abuse. The only clue is bizarre, taunting phone calls from the sadistic murderer, who speaks with a quacking, Donald Duck-type voice.

In many ways, The New York Ripper is the perfect blend of police procedural giallo and the slasher subgenre. Giallo had influenced the latter anyway, but Fulci takes the brutality of the murders to the most extreme level. To say the killings are horrific and disturbing is an understatement, but the misogyny accusations come more from stories of Fulci’s interactions behind the scenes rather than what’s on screen. The women featured are stronger than most seen in films of this ilk. They are mostly independent, Almanta Suska’s character enjoys voyeuristic pursuits and occasionally puts herself in danger, but she’s a powerful character with her own needs.  It may be more graphic than anything that had come before, so just be glad that he didn’t have the more advanced effects of today. Which is not to say the gore here is unrealistic. Far from it, there are many moments that are utterly wince-inducing and will have those with a weaker stomach running for the door.

With many scenes set slap back in the sleaziness of old 42 Street, it’s almost a dirty relative to Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver, but with none of the social commentary. The score, by Francesco De Masi is magnificent, continuing the groove of the ‘70s giallo masters, and fortunately, Blue Underground’s new Blu-ray release includes the soundtrack on CD. The new transfer, taken from a 4K scan, looks amazing, but importantly, doesn’t diminish the impact of the special makeup effects (by Germano Natali, who worked on Dario Argento’s Suspiria and Deep Red), which are remarkably realistic.

Extras-wise, rather than filling it with items ported over from the previous US releases, there are some newer interviews with the stars, who talk about working with Fulci and much more. An informative talking head feature with writer Stephen Thrower is particularly of interest.

Like many films of its age, it’s amusing to see the blatant disregard of real procedures in the police department – Detective Williams is continuously smoking in the autopsy room and is having a relationship with a prostitute – but these moments add a little levity to what is a nasty but entertaining horror classic. It’s not for those easily upset, but it’s an important piece of work and should be embraced as such.

THE 27 CLUB

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THE 27 CLUB / CERT: UNRATED / DIRECTOR: PATRICK FOGARTY / SCREENPLAY: JOE FLANDERS, PATRICK FOGARTY, MICHAEL LYNN / STARRING: MADDISYN CARTER, DERICK DENICOLA, ZACK KOZLOW, KALI COOK, TODD RUNDGREN / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

If you’re even a casual music fan, chances are you’ll be well familiar of the eerie number of big-name talents who passed away at the age of 27. And now, the supposed curse of 27 is being further explored in Patrick Fogarty’s The 27 Club. Let’s take a look to see whether this horror offering is a rock ‘n’ rolling delight of a movie, or nothing more than a shlocky gimmick destined to for the bargain bin.

As The 27 Club opens up, we find a just-turned-27 rock star taken to the afterlife courtesy of some gnarly demon. That death? Well, that just so happens to conveniently fall in line with a documentary student Jason (Denicola) is putting together about the spate of musicians whose time came to an end at 27 years of age. Throw in Jason’s best pal’s girlfriend’s sister Lily (Carter) as a love interest – and, by chance, she’s a wannabe singer-songwriter – and you have the basic crux of the movie. Jason and Lily continue to delve deeper and deeper on the topic of dead musicians, unearthing a creepy and mystical book along the way as they find themselves intertwined in the sinister underbelly of the music industry. Sure, fame and fortune could well be around the corner, but at what cost?

Unfortunately, the real cost of the events of The 27 Club is paid for by the poor suckers who decide to give this one a watch. While the film itself is quite stylishly shot at times, the story, the performances and the special effects work at play are all, to be blunt, awful. The narrative on display here is full of inconsistencies and feels nothing if not bland and predictable (not helped by the cover art and Blu-ray/DVD home screen give away one major plot twist), and it ultimately becomes a chore to make it through the film’s 97-minute runtime.

In terms of positives, Maddisyn Carter and Derick Denicola have brief moments where they shine, but they’re let down by a dire script and a film that seems to trip over itself at every turn. As a hook, The 27 Club features cult musician Todd Rundgren in a supporting role, and the release even features the movie’s soundtrack on CD, but this really doesn’t add anything of note to the overall product. And then there’s the fact that The 27 Club suggests that those famed musicians – such as Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse – all passed away due to being tied to some demonic entity. Instead, the only demon tormenting so many of those stars was their own personal addiction problems. But, y’know, a shoddy, toothy demon makes for a better story, right? Err, nope.

The bonus interviews with stars Maddisyn Carter and Derick Denicola are actually pretty engaging, and the CD soundtrack is what it is, yet there really isn’t anything that could’ve saved The 27 Club from being an utter stinker when the basic fundamentals of its premise and screenplay were so poorly constructed to begin with.

Special Features: Interviews with Maddisyn Carter and Derick Denicola / Slideshow / Trailers / CD soundtrack

AVENGEMENT

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AVENGEMENT / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR: JESSE V. JOHNSON / SCREENPLAY: JESSE V. JOHNSON, STU SMALL / STARRING: SCOTT ADKINS, CRAIG FAIRBRASS, THOMAS TURGOOSE, NICK MORAN, KIERSTON WAREING / RELEASE DATE: JULY 1ST

Martial arts superstar Scott Adkins has made a career out of playing hard men who love nothing more than to kick seven bells out of people. In Avengement, his latest collaboration with stunt co-ordinator-turned-director Jesse Johnson, his violent origin is actually quite different.

Adkins is Cain, a decent chap who happens to have a criminal family and is jailed for something he shouldn’t have been locked up for. While inside, he’s beaten and tortured by the other inmates until he decides to not stand for it anymore. He absconds while on day release to see his dying mother (he misses her passing by minutes because the guards decided to have a tea break) and sets about getting his ultimate revenge for what he’s been through by confronting his brother. It’s certainly not the type of lock-in that they are used to.

The majority of the action takes place in a pub run as a hangout for villains, with Cain telling his tale in flashback. It’s an interesting narrative trick that allows for some gripping scenes, particularly when his brother Lincoln (Fairbrass) shows up. Expect plenty of cockney shouting and swearing and lashings of blood as things come to a head, particularly for Lincoln’s associate Hyde (Moran).

Of course, you wouldn’t expect historical costume drama from a movie like this, and fans of Adkins and the brutal martial arts-tinged films he appears in will not be disappointed with the action. The ass-kicking and pummelling is of the highest order as the stunningly choreographed fight scenes – of which there are many – are unbelievably fierce and uncompromisingly gory.

Occasionally, the characterisations veer towards over the top stereotype, but when everything else is so hyper, why ground the clichés – just give the punters what they want. It’s ably acted by all involved – with standout performances from Adkins (plastered under some nasty makeup and with metal teeth most of the time) and This is England star Thomas Turgoose, who provides some comic relief amongst the overpowering testosterone. Avengement appeals to more than the usual action market and is highly recommended for those with a strong stomach.

DEMONLOVER (2002)

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DEMONLOVER (2002) / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: OLIVIER ASSAYAS / STARRING: CONNIE NIELSEN, CHARLES BERLING, CHLOE SEVIGNY, GINA GERSHON / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

With national corporations vying over worldwide exclusive rights to the latest in cutting edge hentai, up-and-coming executive Diane de Monx (Connie Nielsen) finds herself way in over her head when one of the companies she is working for is, in fact, a front for an online portal to the Hellfire Club. An interactive website which gives users the chance to watch real women tortured in real time, Diane soon discovers that ties to the Hellfire Club stretch further than she could have ever imagined.

A neo-noir thriller with ties to New French Extremism, Demonlover is a hauntingly atmospheric look at the desensitisation of sex and violence in the 21st century. Having shocked many upon its original release, it’s now coming onto Blu-ray for the very first time with a whole load of extras for fans to sink their teeth into. With programmes such as Black Mirror having shone a light on the darker side of technology, it’s no wonder why a film such as Demonlover has managed to find an audience after all these years. Despite a couple of fond pop culture references from the past, it still manages to remain timeless due to society’s increasing use of technology for nefarious means.

Written and directed by Olivier Assayas, there’s an almost nightmarish quality to the film with themes such as paranoia and deception managing to translate not just through the script but from the camera work too. There’s a bleakness that shudders throughout with all of the characters hiding behind a much more sinister facade that’s slowly unveiled through the course of the story. The music by Sonic Youth does a great job at capturing the atmosphere whilst also being the perfect accompaniment to the events that slowly unfold. A collage of experimental sounds, there’s an industrial dread which is constantly present, adding to the claustrophobic nature of the film.

Much of the praise, however, has to be given to Connie Nielsen who is without a doubt one of the biggest highlights of the film. Managing to bring the most out of a self-contained performance, she manages to effortlessly play a character on the absolute brink without ever slipping into the stereotypical damsel in distress. Cold hearted and stubborn, her character manages to be by far the most interesting in the film as she stumbles from one bad situation to another whilst refusing to give into the horrors that surround her.

With enough twist and turns to keep viewers on the edge of their seats, Demonlover is a true cult classic that’ll please fans of foreign cinema. A cyber horror which still looks just as good today as it did back then, Olivier Assayas has created something almost prophetic in the way that modern society has continued to use the internet for unthinkable acts of terror. Whilst some may argue that the film was made way ahead of its time, now is the perfect opportunity to watch it in all of its glory.

Special Edition Contents: Brand new 2K restoration of the 121-minute director’s cut, approved by Olivier Assayas, High Definition Blu-Ray (1080p) presentation, Original 5.1 DTS-HD master audio, Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard-of-hearing, Audio commentary by writer/director Olivier Assayas, New visual essay written and narrated by critic Jonathan Romney, Peripherie de Demonlover, an hour-long behind-the-scenes documentary directed by Yorick Le Saux, Archive interviews with Olivier Assayas, Connie Nielsen, Chloe Sevigny and Charles Berling, SY NYC 12/12/01: The Demonlover Sessions, a fly-on-the-wall documentary about the recording of the music score by Sonic Youth, Q&A with Olivier Assayas filmed at the Wexner Center for the Arts in 2003, Extended version of the Hellfire Club sequence, Original theatrical trailers, Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Chris Malbon

 

COLD PURSUIT

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COLD PURSUIT / CERT:15 / DIRECTOR: HANS PETTER MOLAND / SCREENPLAY: FRANK BALDWIN / STARRING: LIAM NEESON, TOM BATEMAN, TOM JACKSON, LAURA DERN, EMILY ROSSUM / RELEASE DATE:  JUNE 17TH (DOWNLOAD),  JUNE 24TH (DVD, BLU RAY)

Possibly due to some ill-judged comments made by Liam Neeson during its press junket Cold Pursuit met a frosty reception at the Box Office as the star (and the film) suffered the brunt of the inevitable hysterical social media overreaction which practically demanded that all evidence of the actor’s very existence be erased from the face of the Earth. Saner heads appear to have prevailed for the moment (or maybe the next media faux outrage quickly took its place) and Neeson seems likely to continue his career as one of cinema’s most unlikely action heroes and perhaps now audiences might be able to sit back and enjoy Cold Pursuit undisturbed by the steam gushing out of their flapping ears.

If you’re expecting another joyless if efficient punch-along-a-Neeson thriller-by-numbers then Cold Pursuit is likely to come as a bit of a surprise.  Here our man plays Nels Coxman, a snowplow operator (Mr Coxman, that’s my name; that name again is Mr Coxman) in a swanky Colorado ski resort. All seems well in Coxman’s world –  he’s just been named ‘Citizen of the Year’ after all –  but his life comes crashing down around him when his son is brutally murdered by members of a ruthless drugs cartel.  Nels does what any sane snow plough operator would do in such dire circumstances; he tools himself up and swiftly kills the three hoods and dumps their bodies – often to the accompaniment of a curiously jaunty musical score – into a nearby river. The leader of the cartel is the psychotic, unhinged Trevor “Viking” Calcote (you’re not alone in thinking that Trevor isn’t perhaps the most terrifying name for a formidable crime lord) and a deadly gang war quickly erupts when Trev mistakenly believes that his men were murdered by a rival gang operated by Native American drug lord White Bull. Trev eventually discovers the truth about Coxman’s involvement; cue an avalanche of bloodshed which threatens to turn the town’s crisp white snow a deeper shade of red.

Cold Pursuit is actually a lot better than it might have been even if it outstays its welcome a little by clocking in at nearly two hours. Neeson eats up stuff like this but is clearly enjoying playing a character with a bit more light and shade than we’re used to and Moland, remaking his original 2014 Norwegian film In Order of Disappearance but with an American sensibility which might evoke the likes of Fargo and Grosse Pointe Blank, has clearly worked hard to make its characters a littler quirkier and a little less predictable than the movie’s over-familiar genre might usually dictate and given the film an edge of surreal black humour. The  narrative over-reaches itself at times and Coxman’s involvement gets sidelined somewhat as the focus shifts to the gang war subplot but the action scenes are well-delivered, the cinematography exploits the starkness of the landscape and Tom Bateman’s manic bad guy Trevor (seriously!) is on a different level to the cootie-cutter gangsters who usually populate Neeson shoot-‘em-ups.  Don’t put this one on ice; it’s worth a look, if you get our drift

THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN (1971)

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THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN (1971) / CERT: PG / DIRECTOR: ROBERT WISE / SCREENPLAY: NELSON GIDDING /  STARRING: ARTHUR HILL, JAMES OLSON, KATE REID, DAVID WAYNE / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Based on the 1969 novel by Michael Crichton but purported in the opening credits to be derived from de-classified US government reports, The Andromeda Strain is a disaster movie with a difference. The 1970s was full of disaster movies; you couldn’t move for towering infernos, Poseidon adventures, earthquakes and airports. At its core, The Andromeda Strain sits firmly in this milieu, but with some key differences.

The titular threat is a biological threat that fell to Earth, presumably from space. When it catches a lift on a military satellite named Scoop 7, which crashes down in the small New Mexico town of Piedmont (population formerly 68), a hastily-assembled team scramble to discover just what the Andromeda strain is, and how to neutralise it.

Leading the government’s crack team is Nobel Prize winner Dr Jeremy Stone, played with studied reserve by Arthur Hill. The cast was picked to be largely unrecognisable from a credits list, with director Robert Wise hoping that this would not take away from the performances on screen, and leave the audience unsure whether the characters would survive. Hill is joined in the main cast by David Wayne, Kate Reid, and James Olson, and they are ably backed by a roster of solid character actors whose faces you’ll recognise, if not their names.

The film takes place mostly in a subterranean government laboratory, the home to Project: Wildfire, a taskforce proposed by Stone two years previously in the wake of the Moon landings, to deal with any subsequent space-born infection. After a rigorous process of decontamination, the team get to breaking down the mysterious pathogen, racing against time before the infection spreads in the outside world.

Where The Andromeda Strain differs from the usual disaster fare is in its intimacy; discounting some unfortunate lab animals, we never see the contagion at work, with all deaths off camera, and there are no big, destructive scenes. Instead, the tension is delivered up close, microscopically in places, with a real feel for the oppression of working to save the world without knowing precisely what you’re saving it from.

The principal quartet are good value, with Hill stoicism matched by Olson’s youthful passion, Wayne’s world-weary curiosity, and Reid’s woman in a man’s world (her character was male in the Crichton novel). Wise, who won Oscars for West Side Story and The Sound of Music (as well as delivering the more STARBURST-friendly The Day the Earth Stood Still and The Haunting) is an experienced hand, letting the screenplay by Nelson Giddings unfold tidily.

The Blu Ray release from Arrow Pictures comes with a host of extras, with a new video essay by Kim Newman joining featurettes on the making of the film from the 2001 DVD release, and a commentary track from critic Bryan Reesman. The film itself is presented in 1080p but real buffs may be more pleased with the 4K scan from an original camera negative.

After the surprising success of both Planet of the Apes and 2001, The Andromeda Strain heralded a golden age for studio-backed sci-fi film, and was soon joined in cinemas by The Omega Man, Silent Running, Soylent Green, and Westworld. Watching almost fifty years later, the taut, claustrophobic threat of an alien threat is not diminished, despite its prescience being dulled by the absence of any real-life equivalent. It’s a little longer than it needed have been but make no mistake, The Andromeda Strain is a treat and well worth, erm, catching.

GONKS GO BEAT (1964)

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GONKS GO BEAT (1964) / CERT: U / DIRECTOR: ROBERT HARTFORD-DAVIS / SCREENPLAY: JIMMY WATSON / STARRING: KENNETH CONNOR, TERRY SCOTT, FRANK THORNTON / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Films where the main characters are called Steve and Helen are few and far between these days, but imagine a world where this kind of fantasy is commonplace. That world is the past, and Gonks Go Beat very much belongs there, despite its setting in the far future.

Kenneth Connor – every bit of his 47 years old at the time of filming – is Wilco Roger, the worst mediator the Intergalactic Council has to offer. Unfortunately, he’s the only mediator the Intergalactic Council has to offer and so when the neighbouring countries of Beatland and Ballad Isle look like going to war, he’s dispatched to Earth to prevent a catastrophe. If Roger fails, he’ll be exiled to the planet of the Gonks, and this is where some exposition might come in handy. Gonks were a craze in the mid-1960s, I guess; small furry things with cardboard feet and big noses. The fad was short-lived, and they really only lived on in those puffballs with feet and googly eyes and long ribbons that you got from fetes when you (assuming you are as old as STARBURST) were a kid, along with those weird spiralling paper caps and a photo postcard of a future Yewtree subject of interest. Somehow, this was enough to base a whole movie around, even though they make sparing appearances, albeit in one of the film’s highlights, a Pan’s People-Style dance number by some very groovy chicks.

Anyway, back to Earth, where Roger finds both islands preparing for the Golden Guitar competition, which will decide the best country. This is presided over by Mr A&R – Are You Being Served?’s Frank Thornton – and it’s up to Connor, Thornton, Helen, and Steve to bring the islands together and save the day.

Gonks Go Beat is not a good film. It’s not even a particularly good snapshot of the time’s music scene. It is a loose collection of set pieces around musical numbers performed mostly by bands who would not trouble the charts, let alone history. Only near the movie’s end, when Lulu and The Luvvers and The Nashville Teens turn up, is there anyone you might have heard of, although Cream’s Ginger Baker drums away in a couple of scenes.

Arthur Millard and Terry Scott do liven things up with some of their usual magic, but it’s really only watchable as a spectacle of colour and oddness, and maybe also as one of those so bad it’s good affairs. It’s never boring, though, and its ninety minutes pass at a steady pace.

If you are interested in the comedies of the 1960s, slightly psychedelic music movies, or are some kind of Kenneth Connor obsessive, Gonks Go Beat might be worth picking up. Otherwise, splash out for Head or Help! or a box set of the Carry On films; less Gonks but also less Gonks.