THE COLOSSUS OF NEW YORK (1958)

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THE COLOSSUS OF NEW YORK (1958) / CERT: PG / DIRECTOR: EUGENE LOURIE / SCREENPLAY: WILLIS GOLDBECK, THELMA SCHNEE / STARRING: ROSS MARTIN, OTTO KRUGER, JOHN BARAGREY, MALA POWERS, CHARLES HERBERT / RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 5TH

Top scientist Jeremy Spensser (Martin) is on his way to collect the prestigious ‘International Peace Prize’ with his family. His stupid son Billie has a tantrum when he drops his cheap toy plane. Dad dutifully rushes off to retrieve it and is knocked over and killed by a truck. Fortunately, his father, William (Kruger), is a top brain surgeon and he decides that, as the world really can’t do without his son’s genius, he’d better transplant his son’s brain into a big ugly, towering artificial body so that he can carry on his good work even after the expiration of his mortal form. But Jeremy is, not unnaturally, tormented by his plight and his loss of ‘soul’ and, in time, he starts to go mad as he loses sight of his humanity.

The Colossus of New York – a 1958 variation on the Frankenstein story, of course – hasn’t worn as well as many of its black and white science fiction contemporaries, mainly because it looks so cheap and runs for just seventy minutes. Quite why William decides to put his son’s brain in such an a massive, ugly robot body is never touched upon; the thing has a big wooden head, wears a massive carpet-like cape over its shoulders and speaks with a voice which crackles with electrical energy. He also somehow develops the ability to fire a death ray from his eyes, which he uses to devastating effect in a massacre at a (distinctly underpopulated) United Nations event at the film’s climax.

The Colossus of New York is saved from the annals of cheap and forgettable B-moviedom purely by virtue of the fact that its core idea – a disenfranchised brain placed in an unfamiliar and entirely unsuitable body – can’t help but be a little disturbing. Robert’s ‘voice’ when he awakens and realises his fate, is quite eerie and unnerving and we genuinely feel his increasing despair as time wears on and he becomes less and less human and more and more desperate. But the film is too simplistic and clumsy to properly explore the ramifications of Robert’s plight and consider just how horrifying his life after death really is. It’s content just to deliver us a big robot which goes mad and kills people before being brought down. The final sequence carries some poignancy, though, as a tear (or it is a splodge of oil?) leaks from the Colossus’ eye-slot after the creature has been toppled.

Hampered by poor production values and a histrionic script, The Colossus of New York is inevitably one of the second-tier 1950s SF movies and yet it’s not without its charms and there are a few effective moments and memorable images which have helped give it a certain reputation and notoriety across the years.

LUST FOR A VAMPIRE (1971)

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LUST FOR A VAMPIRE (1971) / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR: JIMMY SANGSTER / SCREENPLAY: TUDOR GATES / STARRING: BARBARA JEFFORD, RALPH BATES, SUZANNA LEIGH, YUTTE STENSGAARD / RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 12TH

Jimmy Sangster’s second film in the loose Karnstein trilogy, between The Vampire Lovers and Twins of Evil, came at a tumultuous time for Hammer Film Productions as they weathered major behind-the-scenes personnel departures, the loss of vitally important distribution deals and a new culture which no longer favoured the vivid Gothic horrors that had made the studio’s name. By the end of the decade in which Lust for a Vampire was released, Hammer as a cinematic force would be over.

While the studio was still having major hits with adaptations of TV sitcoms, for a long time the horror films released in the 1970s by Hammer were used as evidence that the company was creatively spent. This assessment has changed over recent years with more people willing to find the good in Hammer’s attempts to stay relevant. That being said some films still frequently come in for a kicking and Sangster’s is one of them. Lust for a Vampire has its admirers nevertheless and this new Blu-ray gives us the opportunity to reassess the film in high definition with some contextualising extras as well.

The film centres on events at a young women’s finishing school set out in the countryside. Visiting author and the All-Time Biggest Hammer Douchebag winner Richard LeStrange falls instantly for new student Mircalla and blags his way into teaching at the school so he can stay close to her (we know, creepy, right?). Unfortunately for him, Mircalla isn’t the sweet and virginal young woman he is so intent on defiling, but actually the centre of a plan by the immortal Karnstein’s to resurrect their family once again. Nudity, blood and violence is ramped up, the film doing things Hammer could only dream of 10 years previously. And it is actually pretty good. Sangster flits between functional direction and moments of inspired beauty, performances are mostly solid and it teeters pleasingly on a camp knife-edge throughout until its inarguably nonsensical but satisfying conclusion.

There’s a good print here, which does the budget special effects no favours, but otherwise makes the best of highlighting what Hammer could do for very little. The extras are fun too, starting with some familiar contributors talking about the making of the film and mostly avoiding the issue of whether they think it’s any good at all. There’s a shorter piece about the differences between the original script and finished project that shows just how much was shifting within Hammer at the time. Best of all, there’s a lovely interview with Judy Matheson where the only problem is it’s too short (we could listen to Judy all day). For the Hammer completists out there, it’s warmly recommended.

BATMAN: HUSH

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BATMAN: HUSH / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: JUSTIN COPELAND / SCREENPLAY: ERNIE ALTBACKER / STARRING: JASON O’MARA, JENNIFER MORRISON, SEAN MAHER, MAURY STERLING, GEOFFREY AREND, JASON SPISAK / RELEASE DATE: JULY 20TH (DIGITAL), AUGUST 12TH (BLU-RAY/DVD)

From writer Jeph Loeb and artist Jim Lee, 2002’s year-long Hush story is viewed as a modern-day classic amongst Bat-fans. With a who’s who of Batman’s supporting characters and rogues all involved in this tale, the driving force of this must-read arc is a mysterious new villain known as Hush. Constantly one step ahead of the Caped Crusader and determined to torment Batman at every turn, Hush is the real deal and his arrival led to one of the most jaw-dropping (seriously, that ending?!) and fantastic stories in the history of the World’s Greatest Detective. And now, this famed tale has been adapted as part of Warner Bros. and DC Entertainment’s ever-expanding DC Animated Universe.

For this animated offering, the main crux of the comic book Batman: Hush is still the same. Jason O’Mara’s Dark Knight sees his life thrown into turmoil at the arrival of the sinister Hush, just as he’s finally starting to contemplate having a life that doesn’t revolve around the cape ‘n’ cowl. You see, this is a Batman who’s embarked on a burgeoning romance with Catwoman (Jennifer Morrison). It’s a rarity, but Bruce has finally started to let his guard down a little, and it’s this relationship that allows a softer side of the ever-stoic Bats to shine through. But it’s not just Catwoman who Bruce has a renewed bond with, for his old friend Tommy Elliot is back in Bruce’s life. The only problem is, Hush has both of these figures in his crosshairs.

As an adaptation, Hush makes some clear differences to the comic book story – some of which may not exactly sit well with long-time fans – but the movie still has plenty that will appeal to audiences whether they’re familiar with said source material or not. Like said original tale, this is a film that’s filled with so many heroes and villains, and there are for sure plenty of twists and turns afoot as Hush’s nefarious plan plays out. Despite the shiny new villain being the major selling point of this latest animated release, though, it’s the dynamic between O’Hara’s Bruce Wayne and Morrison’s Selina Kyle that steals the show. As the duo’s relationship plays out throughout the movie, we see the many shades of grey that make these characters two of the most interesting in comics. Special praise, mind, has to be reserved for Maury Sterling who brings a snarling, clinical delivery to the villainous Hush, with the cold and calculating bad guy never sounding anything less than genuine in his promise to ruin the world of Batman.

Hush is a comic book tale full of iconic moments and panels, and so many of those are brilliantly brought to life here, even if the world in which the animated Batman: Hush exists within is clearly very different to the comics realm of the 2002 and 2003 source material. Given the confines of the DC Animated Universe that came to be after the events of 2013’s Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, writer Ernie Altbacker does well to translate the main points of Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee’s original Hush to this world, and first-time director Justin Copeland showcases some truly glorious shots and moments as the adventure unravels.

Like their other releases, Warner Bros. rounds out this release with some fan favourite special features. The classic episodes of The Batman/Superman Hour are all kinds of fun to revisit, and the chat track is a hugely engaging insight into bringing Batman: Hush to life. Then there’s the first DC Showcase short since 2011 as we get treated to the Bruce Timm-developed look ag Sgt. Rock, and the Love in Time of War featurette puts the spotlight on Selina Kyle and her unique relationship with the Dark Knight.

Special Features: Audio commentary with Justin Copeland, Ernie Altbacker and James Tucker / DC Showcase: Sgt. Rock / Batman: Love in Time of War featurette / Wonder Woman: Bloodlines sneak peek / Two episodes of The Batman/Superman Hour/ Trailers

SIXTEEN CANDLES

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FORMAT: BLU-RAY | DIRECTOR: JOHN HUGHES | SCREENPLAY: JOHN HUGHES | STARRING: MOLLY RINGWALD, PAUL DOOLEY, JUSTIN HENRY, ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL | RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Humans love nostalgia, the word being a compound of the Greek for homecoming and pain. It sums up two emotions that really drive us – happiness and sadness, and we can’t get enough of it, hence the current popularity of series like Stranger Things. Luckily for those into even more authentic nostalgia, we have John Hughes and the release of Sixteen Candles on Blu-ray. Originally released in 1984, the film is lovingly restored, with a fine package of newly filmed extras. Thirty-five years later, it doesn’t fail to entertain.

Most people purchasing this disc will probably know the classic story of Samantha (Ringwald) turning 16, only to be frustrated that her family have forgotten, as they’re too busy preparing for her sister’s wedding, and her pursuit of Jake (a popular senior with movie star good looks) only to be targeted by Geek Ted (Hall), who manages to steal every scene he is in – impressive for a 15-year-old. We are presented with many of the classic high school movie tropes; hanging out at a dance, crazy house party, nerds clashing with jocks, complete with the fashion and music, nostalgia is practically dripping from every frame.

This can only get you so far, yet what keeps Sixteen Candles popular is the genuinely funny script, an array of good characters and great performances, including John Cusack’s first full role as an awkward nerd, Edward Andrews who delivers some great lines as Samantha’s Grandpa and of course Ringwald who, at 15 herself, provides a perfect teen angst performance that many have related to over the years. There are also some nice touches you may not have noticed the first time; we witness some concerned parents forcibly dropping their son off at the dance when he states he would rather hang out with them, a funny aside, but also a comment on the sometimes-difficult period of your life, when you have to discover who you are without your parents.

There are a couple of troublesome pieces that sadly haven’t aged so well. Chinese exchange student Long Duk Dong, complete with Chinese music and gong, every time we see him, is completely over the top and certainly offensive by today’s standards. To be fair to actor Gedde Watanabe, he plays it so well that Dong is actually one of the more memorable characters; plus he manages to get a girlfriend and have the wildest night of his life after his first high school party, what a legend! Impossible to defend is the treatment of Jake’s drunk girlfriend, Caroline. After she passes out at the aforementioned house party, Jake lets geek Ted drive her home, even though he’s drunk and has no licence – stating that “she’s so blitzed she won’t know the difference.” This is the other side of nostalgia, realising that not everything that has gone before was better; we can actually improve society in meaningful ways by learning from the past, so learn from this movie, indulge in the extras but ultimately just enjoy this unapologetically silly but great film, because there will never be another Sixteen Candles.

KILLERS ANONYMOUS

KILLERS ANONYMOUS / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: MARTIN OWEN / SCREENPLAY: SETH JOHNSON, ELIZABETH MORRIS / STARRING: TOMMY FLANAGAN, RHYON NICOLE BROWN, MYANNA BURING / RELEASE DATE: 26TH AUGUST

Support groups for those battling addictions and illnesses or dealing with the repercussions of trauma have long been recognised as an essential part of the recovery process for many sufferers, and are widely recommended by counsellors and clinicians of different disciplines. It’s less common to come across a therapeutic safe space for assassins and hitmen. This intriguing idea is the premise for Martin Owen’s sassy and stylish new whodunnit, Killers Anonymous; a mixture of crime caper, surrealist thriller and mission-gone-wrong movie motifs. Troubled guns-for-hire and those who kill for pleasure as well as for profit are invited to attend sessions at which these murderers can share feelings and describe their experiences of dispensing death with other practitioners of the art.

The members of the London Killers Anonymous (KA) group assemble on a night when the capital is in uproar. Visiting US Senator and Presidential hopeful John Kyle has been gunned down, and the police are on the hunt for whoever pulled the trigger. But this set of killers, each of whom is seeking some kind of comfort or absolution through meeting with like-minded individuals, are not sure which of their number might have carried out the hit. It’s hardly the ideal session at which to welcome the young and nervous Alice, a first-timer who none of them have met before.

This could all suggest a film with an extremely grim and downbeat tone. But Owen’s script uses this setting as the springboard for a study of an ensemble of larger-than-life characters all of whom are wrestling in some way with the psychological toll of taking life. Tim McInnerny is believably chilling as Calvin, a doctor who hastens the death of his patients, Michael Socha is oddly endearing as a Triad enforcer who turned on his own boss, and MyAnna Buring is brilliant as the unflappable group facilitator (and vicar of the parish) Joanna.

As the group squabble and “share,” their discussions are being monitored by the unnamed mentor of the Los Angeles KA chapter, played by Gary Oldman (who, thankfully, is in restrained less-is-more mode here). It’s Oldman’s character who sets events in motion, through a debriefing session on a botched hit job in a London boozer with the impetuous and impulsive Jade (Jessica Alba on fantastic form, as a transatlantic shooter).

But it’s the richness of Owen’s dialogue, the ensemble of unreliable killers, and the continual surprises and switches which unfold in the confines of the church that give Killers Anonymous its appeal, rather than the star names. In truth, the film doesn’t need the LA connection at all; but this might just be something aimed at boosting its appeal Stateside.

The whole film is beautifully rendered on screen, making the most of what’s clearly a modest budget. The atmospheric lighting and nightclub-style colour palette reinforce the sense that the group are locked away in a backstreet drinking den. There’s an assured confidence and self-belief underpinning everything, and the film is punctuated by some inventive narrative tricks. It’s arguable that the compound revelations of the plot stretch credibility a little too far, but it’s all entertaining stuff.

The film’s violence is surreal and grotesque rather than gory (and is literally cartoon-like in the fight sequence that accompanies the opening credits). And while it might feel inevitable that a showdown amongst murderers (all of whom find pacifism something of a challenge) will be explosive, the film’s endgame remains an entertainingly crafted bloodbath, delivered with a great deal of glee.

THE BLOOD OF A POET (1930) and TESTAMENT OF ORPHEUS (1960)

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THE BLOOD OF A POET (1930) AND TESTAMENT OF ORPHEUS (1960) / CERT: PG / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: JEAN COCTEAU / STARRING: JEAN COCTEAU, ENRIQUE RIVERO / RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 5TH

The French cinema of the twentieth century produced many notable filmmakers, but few as distinctive as Jean Cocteau, a master of the avant-garde. Also a playwright, poet, and visual artist, he mixed in various artistic circles, all of which inspired his striking celluloid creations. Two films made thirty years apart, which bookend his career in film, are Le sang d’un poète, or The Blood of a Poet, and Le testament d’Orphée, or Testament of Orpheus; both now receive 4K restorations as they debut on Blu-ray courtesy of StudioCanal.

The Blood of a Poet stars Enrique Rivero as an artist who draws a face, only for the mouth to come to life. He then ‘experiments’ with this mouth for a bit (no prizes for working out what that means… it’s surprisingly kinky for a 1930 film), but the plot only gets weirder from there, as a statue comes to life and forces the artist through a mirror into a surreal and torturous world. The meaning of it all is deliberately enigmatic, but it’s a dream-like visual delight, with some impressive in-camera effects for its era.

Jumping forward 30 years, Testament of Orpheus is an equally abstract film in which Cocteau stars as himself. After an opening sequence in which he time travels to various points in the life of a professor, Cocteau becomes trapped in a world that can best be described as a reflection of his artistic career, with a character he’d previously killed as a ghostly guide – think the avant-garde version of Scrooge being taken through his own lifetime. There are also cameos from many notable figures of the time, including Pablo Picasso, Yul Brynner, and Brigitte Bardot.

Both these films, then, are a reflection on the artistic process. This can, to be frank, come across as irritatingly pretentious, as if the only person Cocteau is interested in is himself. Nevertheless, both films have a plethora of imaginative visuals that, except for one overlong trial sequence midway through Testament, prevent them from becoming tedious. Cocteau’s approach seems to have lightened over the years; Blood of a Poet is a dark, grim dive into the psychological struggles of an artist, whereas Testament is a much more cheerful musing, with several moments of humour.

If that appeals to you, then these two films are a good introduction to Cocteau’s career, and they look better than ever on these well-restored Blu-ray presentations. The extras are a little slim; each film comes with a half-hour documentary exploring an aspect of Cocteau’s career, featuring interviews with experts.

EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL AND VILE

EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL AND VILE / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR:JOE BERLINGER / SCREENPLAY: ELIZABETH KENDALL, MICHAEL WERWIE / STARRING: LILY COLLINS, ZAC EFRON, ANGELA SARAFYAN / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW (NETFLIX), 9TH SEPTEMBER (DVD / BLU-RAY)

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile chronicles the events of serial killer Ted Bundy’s arrest and subsequent trial, all as seen through the eyes of Elizabeth “Liz” Kloepfer (Lily Collins), Bundy’s long-term girlfriend.

It starts when Kloepfer reflects on first meeting Bundy (Zac Efron) in 1969 and the bliss he brought her as a single mother. Life seems good until he is arrested and convicted for abducting a young woman. At first it seems like a miscarriage of justice, with Bundy seen as a victim of coincidence, matching the description of the suspect and driving the same car. As the years roll on, a picture begins to unravel when detectives from several US states, all with evidence of abduction and murder of young women, seek to indict Bundy, which culminates in a landmark trial in Florida. How could Liz possibly still believe him now?

Initially, Extremely Wicked throws out the question: what is Zac Efron doing in this film? However, he absolutely nails it in the part of Bundy. He is subtle, charming, clean cut (as Efron has been perceived in previous films) yet highly manipulative, so superficially you are drawn in to the idea that Efron couldn’t possibly be a murderer just like Bundy was (strategically, there is only one scene in which Efron as Bundy kills someone, to heighten this perception). Equally, Lily Collins plays Liz with such awareness and sensitivity that you understand how someone could be manipulated to an unhealthy point of self-doubt. They are supported with appearances by Kaya Scodelario as Carole Ann Boone, who eventually carries Bundy’s child, John Malkovich as the judge who ultimately sentences Bundy (and describes him with the words in the film’s title), Jim Parsons as the prosecutor (nice to see him in a role that’s not Sheldon!) and Haley Joel Osment as the man who helps Liz to move on with her life after Bundy.

However, with such an excellent cast, Extremely Wicked makes some serious mistakes with its handling of the narrative. Firstly, it makes use of some blinking obvious visual metaphors (like a dog barking at evil Bundy, the image of a shark always drawn by Liz’s daughter etc) which border on patronising. Secondly, when the trial takes off, it diverts from its original story about the relationship between Bundy and Liz in an attempt to comment about the media’s relationship with the US judicial system (Bundy’s trial was the first to be televised); it just feels out of place.

Extremely Wicked is a very interesting film; its cast makes the film engaging to the point that you can overlook the more careless elements of storytelling.

For All Mankind (1989)

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FOR ALL MANKIND (1989) / FORMAT: BD / CERT: PG / DIRECTOR: AL REINERT / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Neil Armstrong took one giant leap for mankind, making the first human footprints on the moon’s surface, fifty years ago this month. You’re unlikely to have missed this anniversary, as it’s been marked by the cinematic releases of two new documentaries, Apollo 11 and Armstrong. The Criterion Collection has also marked the occasion with this new Blu-ray release of Al Reinert’s 1989 documentary For All Mankind.

While the two new films focus on the most famous mission and its commander, For All Mankind compiles footage from several Apollo flights. Reinert discovered, back in 1979, a huge NASA archive of film footage from these missions. Over a course of ten years, he meticulously sifted through it and edited it together, accompanied by audio interviews he carried out with the astronauts.

The finished film takes the structure of one lunar mission – take-off, the journey through space, landing, exploring the surface, and the return. The first impression anyone must get from it, particularly the cutting between different angles of the launch procedure, is amazement at the sheer breadth of footage. We do know that it’s not actually one mission but several edited together, but this artifice doesn’t matter, as what Reinert created was not a factual account but an emotive one, a dramatisation of what it feels like to go to the moon.

Brilliantly edited, the film rattles along at pace and you can’t help but share in the awe of the astronauts as they recall travelling into space and looking back at Earth. Also infectious is the fun they have – playing zero-gravity catch on board the spacecraft and singing silly songs as they skip across the moon, not to mention the short-statured Apollo 12 astronaut who remarked, upon stepping out of the lunar module, “Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that’s a long one for me.”

For All Mankind is a stunning way to experience the Apollo missions for yourself, and now is the perfect time to do so, thanks to both the big anniversary and this great release from Criterion. The high-def digital transfer and 5.1 soundtrack make it more immersive than ever, and there’s an impressive range of extras, though not all of them are new to this set.

The standout is An Accidental Gift, a half-hour ‘Making Of’ documentary from 2009 which goes into how NASA shot the footage and how it has been preserved and restored, as well as Reinert’s journey compiling it – genuinely fascinating content for us film history nerds. There’s also a commentary from Reinert and astronaut Eugene Cernan, a collection of on-camera interviews with Apollo crew, and a video about astronaut Alan Bean’s lunar-inspired paintings, plus a booklet with essays from Reinert and Terrence Rafferty.

WEIRD SCIENCE

WEIRD SCIENCE / CERT: 12 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: JOHN HUGHES / STARRING: ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL, ILAN MITCHELL-SMITH, KELLY LeBROCK / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

When Gary and Wyatt are left alone for the weekend, they decide to put their nerd skills to the test by creating a virtual girlfriend to help with their love life. When Kelly LeBrock walks through the door demanding that they shower with her, the gobsmacked duo embark on what can only be described as the magical ride of their lives. We’re not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything like that, just a couple of kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals.

Having broken new ground with a string of endearing teen-angst comedy dramas, writer / director John Hughes decided to go a little crazy with this formidable entry into his cinematic cannon. Although Weird Science has its fair share of angst in places, for the most part this celluloid wet dream is a gloriously cartoonish, infinitely quotable, hilariously fun-filled celebration of 80s youth.

While it’s a given that we’d all love up-to-date extras featuring LeBrock and the boys looking back on the film, it’s equally clear that this isn’t what we’re going to get from Arrow. Having said that, their achievement in creating this hi-def release (incorporating two rightly deleted moments that have been restored) is undeniable, and they’ve done a pretty good job assembling some behind the scenes people to discuss the film almost 35 years on, including the casting director, make-up creator, editor and score composer. Actually, if anything, the lack of A-list talent actually helps in this case as, had they been onboard, you’d have likely never heard the stories that this ensemble reveal. The pictures of Robert Downey Jr with a prosthetic pig’s head is almost worth the purchase price alone!

There is also an archive documentary, It’s Alive! Resurrecting Weird Science, which features Anthony Michael Hall, along with the TV edit, Theatrical and Extended version, Trailers and TV spots and photos. The cover too is pretty cool, providing the original art and a newly commissioned cover on either side. All of this, along with a gorgeous hi-def transfer means that there’s never been a better time to boot up the computer and modem (or Blu-ray player) and rediscover the joy of this 80s classic once more. Bras on head are optional.

Special features: New restoration by Arrow Films from a 4K scan of the original negative; High Definition (1080p) Blu-ray presentation of the original Theatrical Version of the film (94 mins), plus seamlessly-branched exclusive Extended Version (97 mins), featuring two additional scenes newly remastered in high-definition; Original lossless stereo audio, plus 5.1 DTS-HD MA surround option (theatrical version only); Original English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing; Edited-for-TV version of the film (SD only, 94 mins), plus comparison featurette highlighting the alternate dubs and edits; Option to watch additional scenes from the Extended Version separately; Casting “Weird Science”, an all-new interview with casting director Jackie Burch; Dino The Greek, a newly-filmed interview with supporting actor John Kapelos; Chet Happens, a newly-filmed interview with special makeup creator Craig Reardon; Fantasy and Microchips, a newly filmed interview with editor Chris Lebenzon; Ira Newborn Makes The Score, a newly filmed interview with the composer; It’s Alive! Resurrecting Weird Science, an archive documentary featuring interviews with cast, crew and admirers, including star Anthony Michael Hall; Theatrical trailers, TV spots and radio spots; Image galleries; BD-ROM: PDF of the original shooting script; Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Tracie Ching

THE MERMAID: LAKE OF THE DEAD

THE MERMAID: LAKE OF THE DEAD / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: SVYATOSLAV PODGAEVSKIY / SCREENPLAY: NATALYA DUBOVAYA, IVAN KAPITONOV, SVYATOSLAV PODGAEVSKIY / STARRING: VIKTORIYA AGALAKOVA, EFIM PETRUNIN, SOFIA SHIDLOVSKAYA, NIKITA ELENEV / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Mermaid horror movies are not as novel a concept as one might imagine, the majority having stank and sank to the depths of DTV hell or perished in streaming site recesses. After the Dennis Hopper-starring Night Tide in 1961, there was a silent spate, but the past two decades have seen new mermaid horrors surface: Mermaid Chronicles: She Creature, Nymph, The Lure, Charlotte’s Song and now The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead, an appallingly-dubbed Russian hodgepodge of smudgy CG creatures, flat-pack teen stereotypes and a leaden script that feels like it scribbled in an inebriated panic en route to the first day’s shoot.

Teen student / swimmer Roma (Efim Petrunin) travels with best friend Ilya (Nikita Elenev) to a ramshackle family home gifted to him by his father. There, Roma is seduced by a malevolent mermaid from a local lake who, according to legend, makes people fall in love with her before murdering them. Following his shifty fish sex happenstance, Roma falls ill then is visited by his fiancé Marina (Viktoriya Agalakova) and sister Olga (Sesil Plezhe) who learn of the polygamous fish woman and how she could be linked to Roma’s mother’s death.

Despite intriguing concepts, The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead is a jerky, languorous and shady fiasco, slightly bolstered by snippets where the creature looks briefly freaky, but for the most part seems rendered into a fuzzy joke-shop smudge. The rest of the film is bungled by flunky dubbing, a patchy “plot” and generally slapdash production. A fitting vision is suggested but stifled by no-budget drudgery and inelegant execution which renders TM:LOTD wretched. An apt neon / noir palette should have strengthened nightmare and hallucination scenes if better realised with grotesque beasts birthed in weird scenarios, but the artistic dearth is vast.

The mermaid’s origins are relayed via narration during a flimsily jimmied-on intro, while a fleetingly intriguing ritual sequence resounds as floundered and bland. These contribute to TM:LOTD being a sodden, turgid muddle with clotted plot and plastic acting while a lack of dynamic character conflicts leave viewers indifferent and estranged. An arc about Marina being scared of the water and having to face her fears feels trite and not utilised to serve the narrative. The actors are hammily dubbed but, sadly, not hilariously so, bar a scene where Marina is attacked by a blanket, during which her conviction triggers an involuntary giggle twitch.

The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead culminates as a fright and laugh-free hash-out during which a few novel concepts are sloppily fashioned in a menial, shrink-wrapped narrative. It could have amounted to so much more.