ALEX RIDER

RIDER

REVIEWED: SEASON 1 (ALL EPISODES) | WHERE TO WATCH: AMAZON PRIME VIDEO

In the final episode of this generously-budgeted new version of the adventures of Anthony Horowitz’s popular teenage superspy, one character is depicted wearing a T-shirt proclaiming ‘the book was better’. It’s a knowing in-joke, of course, an acknowledgement from the show’s makers that you can’t please all of the people all of the time. The jury may be out for some time on whether this sleek, updated incarnation of the popular adventure character for older children hits the sweet spot, but the verdict will almost certainly be delivered by an adolescent audience who grew up with the books rather than the newcomers (children and adults alike) that the show will clearly be hoping, and ‘needing’, to attract. 

The series is, however, a bit of a mongrel. Skipping lightly over the events of Stormbreaker, the first book in the series (already adapted into a flaccid 2006 feature film starring Alex Pettyfer), Alex Rider dives headlong into Point Blanc, the second of Horowitz’s novels. Here Alex (Otto Farrant) is living in London with his uncle (Andrew Buchan) and housekeeper. His uncle works in banking – until it suddenly becomes apparent that he doesn’t. Despite his better efforts, Alex becomes embroiled in the activities of a covert Government espionage agency and the machinations of a ruthless supervillain carrying out sinister genetic experiments at an isolated school in the middle of the Alps. The series is a curious combination of James Bond, Spooks and 24, with storylines and plot points which date back as far as ITV’s 1970 kid’s classic Timeslip. Alex has been turned into a moody sixteen year-old, he’s lost the Bond-lite gadgets of the books and he’s now a teenager out of his depth in a world he never knew existed. Trumpeted as an action series, there’s actually not much action or real spectacle, and after an intriguing and pacey first two episodes the story grinds to a halt until it cranks into a higher gear towards the end of episode six.

Despite tedious but inevitable tweaks to the established character however, the show is an impressive production and Farrant is a real find as Alex, ably supported by the likeable Brenock O’Connor as his friend Tom. Vicky McClure is, unfortunately, a bit wasted in her thankless role as Alex’s spy-handler. But now the series has set itself up, future seasons (God knows when we’ll see them) could really let rip and show us what Alex Rider is properly capable of.

SALIENT MINUS TEN (SHORT)

SALIENT MINUS TEN (SHORT) / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: EMMA DARK / STARRING: ALAN AUSTEN, EMMA DARK, CHRIS HAMPSHIRE, BERIC READ, SAMANTHA OCI / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW (DVD & YOUTUBE)

Thrust into a game of life and death, Adam must make tough decisions in Emma Dark’s award-winning short, Salient Minus Ten.

Short films are arguably more difficult to create compared to those of a feature-length based primarily on the fact of the restricted time element. However, with that difficulty factor very much an obstacle to overcome, they can be used as a great measure of talent if done well and that is most certainly the case in terms of Salient Minus Ten.

The story follows an average guy, Adam, who is suddenly transported to a strange landscape and is instructed that he has ten minutes to save his world based on his decisions. The narrative is an intriguing concept and keeps the audience gripped as to what will happen next. Unfortunately, though, the limited runtime does take some of the impact away as this particular tale may have been best served as a slightly longer short film in order to connect with the character and the world in greater depth as we, as one, would like to know more about Adam and exactly what his decisions will mean for the future.

What Salient Minus Ten really excels in though, is as a showcase of Emma Dark’s ability as a Director and Philip Bloom’s expertise as a Cinematographer. The film is beautifully shot and graded, adding an air of mystery and fascination to a solid concept. Emma’s eye for detail shines through as she manages to capture a classic retro sci-fi feel whilst also feeling impeccably modern through a stunning score and great special effects – something that is incredibly challenging for an independent production to achieve.

At its core, Salient Minus Ten is a concrete idea that could serve as an enthralling extended short film or feature which would allow for greater character development but is ultimately a fantastic showcase of Dark’s talent as a filmmaker and shows that she has a bright future ahead of her.

The Film is available to watch on YouTube and Emma is also selling DVD double packs of Salient Minus Ten and her other short Seize the Night over at her Etsy store.

YS: MEMORIES OF CELCETA

YS: MEMORIES OF CELCETA / DEVELOPER: FALCOM / PUBLISHER: X-SEED / PLATFORM: PS4 / RELEASE DATE: 9TH JUNE (US), 16TH JUNE (EUROPE)

Japanese RPG series Ys has been around since 1987, but many of its games have been hidden from western players due to being released on obscure hardware, or only being available in Japanese, or a combination of the two. It wasn’t until the early 2010s that official English versions started to surface, and even in 2020 some territories are still catching up with the rest of the world. PS Vita exclusive Memories of Celceta was originally released in Japan in 2012, and now comes to the west following PC and PS4 (JP) ports in 2018/19.

Series stalwart Adol Christin arrives in a strange town with no memory of how he got there. After a chance meeting with his old friend Duran, the pair are drawn into clearing the local monster-infested mine. Seeing how well they work together, the town’s commander asks them to helping draw a map of the region, as apparently there are so many monsters out there that nobody else will dare to venture far from safety. Taking up the challenge, Adol and Duran set off to explore the countryside and, hopefully, help Adol regain his memory.

The first thing you notice when starting the game is that it doesn’t look too impressive on a big screen. Character models are quite plain, and animations during the in-game cutscenes are very wooden and stilted. There’s a distinct lack of texture to much of the environment too. It’s all understandable, given the game’s origins as a handheld title from the early 2010s, but it’s disappointing that the opportunity wasn’t taken to give everything a fresh coat of paint for this release.

On the gameplay front, this action-adventure RPG features pretty much everything you’d expect from the genre. There are tons of characters to interact with, quests to complete, rewards to earn, shops to buy and sell weapons and armour and, of course, there’s plenty of fighting to be done. The real-time combat allows players to switch between their three chosen party members on the fly, taking down enemies based on their weaknesses, and each character grows stronger as they level up. There are skills to learn too, which function as special moves to use during combat.

The world itself is divided into small and fairly linear sections. This gives the impression of an expansive interconnected world, but it’s difficult to shake the feeling that you’re being funnelled from one area to the next without any real choice in where you go next. The lack of camera control means the world feels even smaller than it otherwise might do, as it’s never possible to take in your surroundings. Areas have multiple exits so there’s still plenty to explore, but navigation is hit and miss – most of the time you’ll have to rely on checking the world map before making a rough guess as to which general direction you should go.

Memories of Celceta might not blow your mind, but it’s still a solid entry to the series. It comes up slightly short when compared to modern-day RPGs, but Ys veterans will undoubtedly be pleased to fill a gap in their collection. It might be a good starting point for those looking to get into the genre too, before tackling some of the bigger and more involved (or evolved) adventures out there.

DREAM DEMON

DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: HARLEY COKELISS / STARRING: JEMMA REDGRAVE, KATHLEEN WILHOITE, TIMOTHY SPALL / RELEASE DATE: 22ND JUNE

Arrow Films continue to rediscover should-be cult classics with their remastered release of Harley Cokeliss’ gorgeously gothic and latently queer horror, Dream Demon. Originally conceived as a British riff on A Nightmare on Elm Street, the film follows Diana (an incredible debut performance from Jemma Redgrave, AKA Doctor Who‘s Kate Stewart), a young bride-to-be whose horrifying nightmares appear to be merging with reality.

The film itself thankfully shares little with A Nightmare on Elm Street. It’s entirely its own beast. The fusion of almost avant garde dream sequences with the Hammer-infused writing of Christopher Wicking (Cry of the Banshee, To the Devil a Daughter) gives Dream Demon a disarmingly familiar feel. It looks like the kind of film Hammer would have put out in the 70s, but with the bite of 80s ingenuity.

Cokeliss’ film feels more in line with Barker’s original Hellraiser, in that it’s a classic but graphic British gothic experience. Dream Demon’s horror comes from exposure, sexuality and the collapse of boundaries between affluent suburbs, London townhouses and upper-class social mechanics; a young woman subconsciously terrified of her rich war hero partner, and their upcoming dive into an upper-class celebrity life. It’s a film which surprisingly makes no mystery of its particular – and perhaps controversial – inspirations.

Jemma Redgrave’s young bride is blatantly based on Princess Diana. From predatory press (played to perfection by Timothy Spall and Jimmy Nail) to Falklands hero fiancé (Mark Greenstreet), Cokeliss and crew paint a portrait of a fairytale life haunted by gaslighting, isolation and invasion of privacy.

Queue the arrival of Jenny (Kathleen Wilhoite) a young punk from LA who lands on Diana’s doorstep just as things get overwhelming. The two strike up a quick and intense friendship as they try to help each other navigate what’s going on. Jenny is desperate to discover her childhood connection to Diana’s ominous townhouse, while Diana tries to survive feelings of intimidation and horror towards her soon-to-be-husband. It’s hard not to see a queer reading of Dream Demon – the film is symbolically and overtly coded for just that. In one of the superb new interview extras, Redgrave herself admits she views it as a queer romance. That makes the film even more important as a late-80s gay horror, especially when there are so few sincere and non-exploiting lesbian characters in cinema.

A horror examination of Princess Diana or English pulp cashing in on zeitgeist? Either way, it’s hard to see why Dream Demon isn’t a more prevalent title in horror circles. The dream logic, reality bending, queer reading and sense of gothic it brings to affluent English suburbs make a unique curio. Arrow’s restoration is gorgeous and, with a host of revealing new interviews, well worth seeking out.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS – SEASON 2

Shadows

REVIEWED: SEASON 2 (ALL EPISODES) | WHERE TO WATCH: BBC 2, BBC iPLAYER (FROM JUNE 11TH)

What We Do in the Shadows the movie took a brilliantly simple concept – a documentary crew embed themselves with a household of New Zealand vampires – with hilarious results, creating an instant cult classic, and catapulting Taika Waititi into the big leagues. The series (created by co-writer/director Jermaine Clement with frequent input from Waititi) transplants the concept to America – specifically New York’s Staten Island. There’s a new trio of vampires – former Ottoman general Nandor (Kayvan Novak), Romani peasant Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), and Laszlo (Matt Berry, basically playing Matt Berry). They live alongside Nandor’s human familiar (and aspiring vampire) Guillermo (Harvey Guillén), and energy vampire Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch), who feeds off people’s negative energy. The main joy of What We Do in the Shadows derives from taking these ridiculous, out-of-time characters and placing them in absurd situations which would baffle 21st century natives, let alone characters who have been around for hundreds of years.

Season 2 has these situations in abundance; the central trio find themselves meeting their own ghosts, visiting a Superb Owl party (that’s Superbowl to you and I), getting scammed by a dodgy necromancer (guest star Benedict Wong), re-encountering old familiars as well as problematic new ones, sperm-extracting witches, and the fantastic return of Laszlo’s cursed hat from Season 1. Special mention should go to the sixth episode – On the Run – which features a vampire called Jim (an inspired guest turn from superfan Mark Hamill), a girls’ volleyball team, a toothpick, and “Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender”. Elsewhere, hapless familiar Guillermo – who has spent the last decade waiting to be turned – is still processing his discovery that he’s a descendant of vampire arch-nemesis Van Helsing. To make matters worse, he’s also inherited his ancestor’s knack for killing vampires, albeit accidentally. And repeatedly. And it turns out he’s not the only vampire-hunter around…

All the leads are superb, but special mention should go to Matt Berry. Admittedly his humour isn’t for everyone and, yes, he does essentially only ever play the same eccentric, sex-crazed character, but he’s never been better, and his unique, absurdist line readings – not to mention his tendency to shout “Bat” every time he transforms – are a constant joy. Even better, however, is Proksch’s Colin Robinson – an inspired, very familiar creation. Whether he’s extolling the virtues of motion smoothing, mansplaining online, or experimenting with “humour,” the ultimate pub bore is the show’s secret weapon, effortlessly stealing every scene he appears. The episode where Colin receives a promotion in his mundane office job (lot of negative emotions there), and uses his new position to drain co-workers en masse is a masterpiece. 

The movie was an instant classic, and the show manages the not-inconsiderable feat of surpassing it. It may well be the funniest show on TV. It’s  definitely the only one to feature a giant troll penis, sexually frustrated ghosts, and pornographic topiary. Bat! 

COBRA KAI – SEASONS 1 & 2

COBRA KAI – SEASON 1 & 2 / CERT: 15 / STARRING: WILLIAM ZABKA, RALPH MACCHIO, XOLO MARIDUENA, COURTNEY HENGGELER / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

34 years on from the events of The Karate Kid, Cobra Kai is an inspired continuation of the main characters’ stories that manages to be both entertaining and engrossing while maintaining the underdog magic that made the original film so special.

When the series hit YouTube Red in 2018, it was quickly lauded as the service’s first big-hitter. The show creatively reverses the roles of first movie’s formula, instead focusing on the plight of original antagonist Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka) as he struggles to re-establish his childhood karate dojo, Cobra Kai, against the wishes of original protagonist, Daniel Larusso (Ralph Macchio). Both actors revisit their characters faithfully and give great performances, but Zabka’s run-down twist on Johnny Lawrence and his subsequent redemption is really the heart of the show. Johnny’s interactions with his Gen-Z students as they clash with his pseudo-badass attitude and old-school outlook are comic gold.

Unfortunately, when the camera drifts away to focus more on these kids and their own lives and problems, the show begins to fall into extremely predictable high-school stereotypes, complete with comically-exaggerated bullies and laughable will-they won’t-they romance subplots. Thankfully, this lends the show to great cringe-comedy, even if occasionally unintentional. One of these new kids, Miguel (Xolo Maridueña), is our new charismatic underdog who bounces off Zabka’s Johnny brilliantly in their scenes together, mirroring Larusso and Miyagi’s mentor-mentee dynamic from the original.

Fight sequences, initially not as frequent as you might expect, boast some impressive and creative choreography and callbacks to the films, with Larusso’s adoption of Mr Miyagi’s training technique being a highlight. The training sequences will particularly amuse returning fans in terms of either how similar or wildly different they are relative to Miyagi’s teachings. Larusso opts to stick close to the techniques taught to him by his deceased sensei, while Johnny opts to teach karate more as a method of exorcising the dweeb-ish qualities from his School of Rock-esque class.

This DVD set is a great way to catch up with both seasons of the acclaimed fan-favourite series before the approaching third run. The additional content is nothing spectacular or unique, but provides the standard gag-reel, bonus scenes, and character bios.

Even if you’re unfamiliar with its classic 80s predecessors, Cobra Kai is great television with strong humour and writing consistently on show. While we’d hesitate to call it nuanced, the writing returns us to the two core characters in new and unexpected ways that pay off considerably.

COMMAND & CONQUER REMASTERED

COMMAND & CONQUER REMASTERED / DEVELOPER: PETROGLYPH / PUBLISHER: ELECTRONIC ARTS / PLATFORM: PC / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Originally released back in 1995 on PC, Command & Conquer was hugely popular, later getting ported to the PlayStation, Saturn and Nintendo 64. It spawned numerous sequels all with their own expansions, most of which were even better than the original. Unfortunately, after well over a decade of great games, the RTS genre continued to evolve and the C&C series was left on life support after 2010’s abysmal Tiberium Alliance. A decade later, all is forgiven and we want more C&C. EA actually listened, and here we are with remasters of both Command & Conquer and Red Alert, plus their expansions The Covert Operations, Counter Strike and Aftermath.

As soon as you boot up the game, it’s obvious how faithful this remaster is. Even though already installed, it takes you straight into the original skippable setup screen. Once in the game itself, graphical improvement can instantly been seen by hitting the space bar, seamlessly switching between original and remaster. The visuals don’t look great by modern standards, but they are in keeping with the C&C universe. The music and sound effects both sound better than ever, and in no time you’ll be whisked off back to a time when Princess Diana was still alive and there were five whole Spice Girls.

Aside from these cosmetic changes, there are also a few tweaks to the gameplay. You are able to zoom in and out, and the build menus are much easier to navigate. Other than that, the gameplay remains unchanged for better or for worse. Ore miner AI is still as stupid as ever, there is a lack of variation in strategy and keeping specialised units apart is damn near impossible. Walls exist, but unlike the later games, having to put them down piece by piece is a real chore.

The biggest improvement over the original is that, for the first time ever, the first game in the series has a skirmish mode (historically, this was not introduced until Red Alert). Slightly more impressive is that they’ve also added smack talk from the AI in this mode. “Do you want a bullet sandwich?” and “My AI is better than your AI” are just some of fighting talk that it’ll throw your way. At first it just gets laughed off, but after 20 minutes of harassing your harvesters it begins utterly offending every bone in your body. Most important of all though, the game now supports online. The internet was barely a thing when this first came out, so being able to finally play against a friend without having to haul your PC round to their house (even though LAN is awesome) is pretty rad.

Outside of the gameplay, the infamous video sequences from the story are a much higher resolution than the original. Unfortunately, they are still pretty blurry on a large monitor. Opting for something like the Night Trap remaster’s technique of putting the video inside an in-game CRT TV would have been preferable.

If you’ve never played these games before, this probably isn’t the package for you. The developers have tried to stay true to the original, making some quality of life improvements but without changing the flawed gameplay. The sequels are much better, and that will surely be a more sought-after package if it comes about. If you loved the originals though, this remaster is perfect, and a shining example of how to recreate a piece of history while keeping the original intact.

STARGIRL

Stargirl

REVIEWED: SEASON 1 (EPISODES 1-3) | WHERE TO WATCH: DC UNIVERSE (US ONLY)

So far, aside from a production issue on Swamp Thing which curtailed its storyline with disappointing results, shows produced for the DC Universe streaming service in the US have been incredibly consistent in their high quality. The live-action Titans and Doom Patrol, and the animated Young Justice and Harley Quinn, are mature, well-written TV shows with some incredible performances, and a delight for long-time fans of DC Comics who are seeing some of their favourite heroes appear on screen for the first time.

Going forward, DC Universe will share its product with other services owned by parent company WarnerMedia, airing a day after the shows premiere on the streaming service, and Stargirl is getting the CW treatment, fitting for a show built around a teenage hero. Based on the Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E. comic book by Geoff Johns (who created this show for TV), Stargirl is the story of Courtney Whitmore, whose mother marries Pat Dugan, a former sidekick to Starman and the Justice Society of America.

When all the JSA are killed in battle with the Injustice Society, Dugan attempts to keep tracks of them, but loses their trail in a small town called Blue Valley, in Nebraska, where he meets Courtney’s mum, who is visiting her childhood home. Deciding that it’s the ideal place to raise their merged family, they up sticks from California, taking all their belongings with them. Amongst those belongings is Starman’s Cosmic Staff, which only worked for the deceased hero – that is, until Courtney finds it…

All-action from the get-go, taking what seems like a bold decision to kill pretty much all its world’s superheroes before the titles roll, part of the charm of Stargirl is discovering, along with Courtney, the secrets of the idyllic town of Blue Valley, and who its citizens really are. With a touch of the 1998 film Pleasantville and the familiar rite of passage superhero story of Spider-Man, Courtney’s introduction to both small town high school and the world of superheroics are error-strewn, funny, and fraught with peril, the juxtaposition between the two meaning anyone familiar with how difficult it is to fit in at that time of life can also identify with Courtney’s awkward first steps as Stargirl.

Brec Bassinger as Courtney is likeable and spunky, and Luke Wilson – returning to TV as a regular for the first time in seven years – reminds you just how good an actor he is when the material is worth his time. The real strength of any decent superhero show is in its villains, though, and the Injustice Society are suitably evil, although not all their members seem to be on board with their sinister plan to save America, one town at a time.

There’s a lot to like about the first three episodes of Stargirl, and if it keeps to the same quality throughout, DC Universe will have another critical hit on their hands. The increased eyes on the product through the CW link-up – and later this month Doom Patrol is co-streaming on both the DC and HBO Max services – should mean that they’ll be able to continue producing shows of this quality, and if that means we get the live-action TV returns of more of DC’s quirkier, less utilised heroes, that’s a very good thing indeed.

SNOWPIERCER

Snowpiercer

REVIEWED: SEASON 1 (ALL EPISODES) | WHERE TO WATCH: NETFLIX UK

Bong Joon-Ho’s apocalyptic train ride Snowpiercer is a candidate for the biggest sleeper hit of the decade. The arrival of a TV series expanding and modifying his idea is as warmly welcome as it is clearly inferior. Snowpiercer is a perfectly fine piece of TV that nonetheless must be content to bask in the greatness of Joon-Ho’s original film.

Based on both the film and the graphic novels by Jacques Lob and Jean-Marc Rochette, Snowpiercer drives relentlessly forward with little time to turn over intricate details. It starts out as a murder mystery – lower-class freeloader or ‘tailee’ Layton (Daveed Diggs) is called upon by the train’s Head of Hospitality, Melanie (Jennifer Connelly) to solve a murder in first class. The series churns on from there solidly, breathlessly, and not always clearly, into a story of deception and rebellion. Much like a train, it can feel like it takes a long time to get up to speed, then risks slamming on the brakes just as something interesting is about to happen.

Unafraid to diverge from its predecessors, Snowpiercer takes some gambles that mostly pay off, introducing new kinds of characters into the mix. Layton is by far the most successful, increasingly worn out by carrying the burden of being “the good guy” in the face of corruption. Melanie too proves to be one of the series’ main hooks, helped by a powerhouse performance from Connelly. A few of the characters, however, end up with little or nothing to do by the end. Annalise Basso’s character especially goes from having a big role to play to being an irritating thorn who does little more than come out with some thirsty garble from time to time.

The story is well paced, making the most of its 10-episode first season without feeling badly congested (although some things don’t get the attention they need – mysteries to be resolved in the next season, you can suspect). While the film is an explosive, bloodthirsty march to social upheaval, this is a slower and more methodical collapse of an elitist system from within. Internal rivalries in both ends of the train see characters appear to swap allegiances in the blink of an eye. At its best, Snowpiercer rides on a giddy unpredictability that makes sure the narrative stays clear of any obvious conclusions. Nowhere better is this seen than in the season finale, which unloads a handful of revelations that shake the previous nine episodes to the core.

Visually, from the CGI to the gorgeous set design, the series is to die for. It’s not what you see that occasionally lets Snowpiercer down. The final three episodes are full of action and drama, but what it lacks is the sensation of sinking your teeth into reality. The subversive, piercing streak of the film goes amiss, replaced by a medley of characters and some peculiar attempts at humour. Snowpiercer is incredibly plot heavy, which at times feels like an unwelcome distraction from something more meaningful and thought through. It is pretty as a picture, if not as finely crafted.

The show is as imperfect as the humanity that it depicts. Joon-Ho’s 2014 entry looks set to remain the defining version of this story. Regardless, Snowpiercer – 1001 cars long – is a ride worth catching, as long as you can stick with it until the journey’s end.

IT COULDN’T HAPPEN HERE

IT COULDN’T HAPPEN HERE / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: JACK BOND / SCREENPLAY: JACK BOND, JAMES DILLON / STARRING: NEIL TENNANT, CHRIS LOWE, JOSS ACKLAND / RELEASE DATE: 15TH JUNE

Back in 1988, realising that a planned tour would be too expensive to mount, Pet Shop Boys decided that a film version of their album Actually might appease fans. What was planned as a collection of filmed versions of the album’s songs developed into a feature film. Albeit a bad one…

Keen to avoid “pop star on film” clichés, Neil Tenant and Chris Lowe joined forces with writer / director Jack Bond, who was more or less given free reign to interpret songs from both PSB albums of the time, Please and Actually. What resulted is a collection of surreal scenes and situations held loosely together by the band’s undeniably fantastic songs.

While there’s no discernible narrative to speak of, the film sees Neil and Chris escaping from a seaside town and embarking on a road trip, meeting a variety of “colourful” characters played by the likes of Barbara Windsor, Joss Ackland and Gareth Hunt. Along the way, we get dancing nuns, Hells Angels, punks, seaside bed and breakfasts, a ventriloquist’s dummy spitting actual philosophy and a WW1 pilot. Oh, and child versions of Neil and Chris with a blind creepy priest so that “It’s A Sin” can get played.

The film plays with notions of social commentary, the elusiveness of time, Englishness and escape. At one point a man leaves a house and he’s on fire. We don’t know why. You get the sense its surreal quality is inspired by the likes of Derek Jarman and perhaps Ken Russell. It isn’t in their league.

As a band, Pet Shop Boys are up there with the very best and hearing tracks from their early output is a joy. How can “West End Girls” still sound so good, so right, 35 years later? And as the video for “Always On My Mind” shows (it’s a section from the film), the OTT, gurning performances and daft situations presented in the film can work in the context of a short pop music video, but they just don’t work as a connected whole. In fact, you could probably play the scenes in the film in any order and it’d still make the same amount of sense.

The extras on this BFI disc aren’t too exciting either. Jack Bond’s interview is sweet but not very revealing, although the commentary provides more insight into the actual filming. There are various scripts in different versions, music videos and a gallery of photos too.

What is fascinating is how much It Couldn’t Happen Here is a capsule of the time it was made – the style of late 80s music, fashion, choreography and film is perfectly captured and makes for a truly fascinating document of its times.

But, to quote PSB’s own song, “It’s A Sin”…

‘Cause I didn’t care and I still don’t understand.