ZONE 414

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AI genius and creepy millionaire entrepreneur Marlon Veidt (Travis Fimmel) acquires the help of retired detective David Carmichael (Guy Pearce) in the hopes of discreetly finding his missing daughter, Melissa Veidt (Holly Demaine). Her last known location just so happens to be Zone 414, a ‘City of Robots’ that was given to Marlon as a gift for his world-changing metal creations. It’s a place where he can monitor and maintain his ground-breaking work, outside of the limits and laws of society.

To guide David through this cyberpunk, rich folks playground is robot Jane (Matilda Anna Ingrid Lut). Now, Jane isn’t what Marlon would consider a normal design, simply because something went wrong along the factory line. This fault that Marlon is obsessed with, means that Jane has way more awareness than others in its category. Jane is sad, emotional, depressed even, and it just wants to know what it’s like to have a human relationship. In an effort to put together the mystery behind the disappearance of Melissa, the frustrated pair make their way through a noir, spotlighted city that Blade Runner fans will appreciate.

A stronghold like Zone 414 obviously attracts some seriously damaged characters, and bringing that point home throughout David and Jane’s taxi trip is troubled encounters with George (Ned Dennehy), Royale (Olwen Fouéré), Joseph Veidt (Jonathan Aris) and Marlon Veidt (Travis Fimmel). All of these characters make you feel like they can switch from being on edge to deranged carnage with just one wrong word. With each meeting, you get a sense of what it’s like inside Zone 414.

Lying under a relatively straightforward missing person’s case and a twist that viewers may find a little too easy to solve lies a solid rapport between Guy Pearce and Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz. They really get stuck into who their characters are, and the rough history that both of them have. They ooze this isolated feeling that no one cares about either of their being. Although it took a while to get off the ground, Zone 414 becomes a disturbing robot idea that could be exciting to return to. Also, by the end of the film director Andrew Baird establishes an engrossing relationship between our two leads.

Zone 414 is available on digital now.

THE ADDAMS FAMILY 2

Charles Addams’ eccentric gothic family have been snapping those fingers and relishing all things creepy and kooky for a good 80-odd years now, and they remain a creation that feels quite right in our often sadly ignorant world. Of course, most know of the Addams’ from either their classic ‘60s ABC TV series or the beloved and perfectly casted ‘90s Barry Sonnenfeld films. Still, these recent animated films have been more inspired by Charles Addams’ original one-panel source material, especially in the character designs. 

Despite this, Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan’s 2019 hit for Universal was a little different from the aforementioned but still a pleasant take on the iconic family. While their sequel is not quite as strong as the first film, the target audience will likely enjoy the ride nonetheless.

The film sees the brilliant if warped Wednesday (Chloë Grace Moretz) grow increasingly tired of her parents’ displays of affection while equally becoming irked by a society that refuses to allow her ideas to flourish. However, undeterred, her loving father Gomez (Oscar Isaac) and mother Morticia (Charlize Theron) decide to go on an Addams family road trip across America to mend this growing discord. All while being pursued by a lawyer who claims to have evidence of a potentially family-fracturing revelation.

The Addams Family 2 may irk some purists with its script’s forcibly modern twangs (you know the deal: inserted rap song here, celebrity name there and dance number here, etc.) and clearly sillier (rather than darker) gaze. And the aim is clearly towards the younger end of the market, as the story is rather all over the shop, but the film is high on energetic, animated set pieces to compensate. 

That said, all that is here should be more than enough to keep the ghoul-loving kids happy, while the film also thankfully comes with a top voice cast uttering some nice macabre lines (Wednesday is, as ever, a joy) and a few well-animated sight gags for older viewers (horror fans keep an eye out for an Easter egg-filled road sign). Also, the film has hands down the greatest ever camper van in movie history… never a sentence we thought we’d write!

It may lean into Hotel Transylvania monster-mashing territories a bit too heavily at times (especially in the climax). The script (despite some deliciously black lines) could dare to tread darker with its comedy. However, for a family crowd, there is still enough to engage most ages here, with this madcap DNA-based story that sometimes feels a bit like an episode of the animated ‘90s Addams Family TV show (nostalgia for this writer).

Flaws notwithstanding, The Addams Family 2 carries enough unshakable energy to ensure that the spookiest family in pop culture remain just that and that there is nothing at all wrong with that, as the film rather warmly makes clear. Admittedly, not the family’s greatest cinematic outing (that remains the brilliant Addams Family Values), but neither is it their worst. The kids (and some adults too) will have a fun cinema trip here, in this kind-hearted and difference-celebrating latest offering from – ahem – “The Addams Family”…Da Da Da Dum *click *click…

The Addams Family 2 is in UK cinemas on October 8th

VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE

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Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a mismanaged mess of a sequel that makes good use of Woody Harrelson and Tom Hardy but fails as both a story and a popcorn movie. It’s a boozy cocktail of clumsy humor, missed opportunities, and poorly shot action that is very flavour-forward but leaves a weak impression on the backend. Andy Serkis assumes directing duties this go-round, and while there’s some forward thrust behind the film’s creative choices, Serkis and screenwriter Kelly Marcel do little to make this sequel worthwhile. The result is a comics-inspired snoozefest that’s as stodgy and forgettable as its predecessor.

Predictably, Hardy and Harrelson are the highlights here. Hardy’s dialed-up loneliness helps transform Eddie Brock from a sloppy bachelor into a character for whom we want to root. Harrelson’s Cletus Kasady is every bit as cooky and violent as his comic counterpart, and Let There Be Carnage benefits greatly from his wacky theatrics. But even with a strong pair of leads, so much of what Let There Be Carnage strives to achieve just doesn’t happen.

Let There Be Carnage undercuts its cleverness by robbing its characters of payoffs it promised from the get-go. Eddie attempts to apologise to his Venom-possessed ex-fiancé, feigning remorse about what he did and didn’t say. For a moment, the exchange feels like a brilliant set-up for him to apologise to both Venom and Anne, both of whom he had driven away. Unfortunately, it very quickly becomes apparent that the apology was meant to coax chuckles rather than dabble in sincerity.

The sequel’s one saving grace (besides Hardy and Harrelson) is its runtime. Serkis busts out all the camp he can, but he also honors the limits of the movie’s appeal by keeping its length at a tolerable 90 minutes. We certainly appreciated the self-awareness.

Let There Be Carnage is more of the same. For some, that’s great news. For others, it’s a resounding “No thanks.”

THE INHERITANCE

With a workable premise and drawing from a strong tradition of haunted house movies you would expect good things from The Inheritance, but Chad Barager and Kevin Speckmaier’s ‘spooky’ new mystery fails to live up to expectations and instead drags its audience on a tedious, plodding journey toward a conclusion you can see coming from some distance despite the gloom.

When Sasha’s (Natalia Ryumina – who despite presumably having various expressions in her acting locker sticks with just one for the whole of the movie) grandfather passes away she is left an impressive house and estate in Kyiv, Ukraine. Arriving there with her irritating husband Peter (Nick Wittman) to sort out the paperwork, Sasha uncovers family ghosts both literal and figurative.

The main issue with The Inheritance is that it never really seems to settle on what sort of film it wants to be, and that leaves you with too many unanswered questions. Who are the mysterious men watching the house? Who is the insidious potential buyer? Why does husband Peter turn into an aggressive thug in the second act? In fact,, what are Peter’s motivations? Where are the scary bits? Why am I still watching this?

So invested is the film in its own apparent cleverness that it fails to satisfy any of the viewer’s needs, such as empathy with the characters or garnering any semblance of intrigue in the story.

There are glimmers in the darkness. The Inheritance is, without a doubt, a stylish, visually engaging movie. With a strong gothic aesthetic, the beautiful, shadowy palate does what it can to aid the flimsy storytelling but sadly there is just too much to do.

The Inheritance is released on DVD on October 10th. 

NO TIME TO DIE

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When we last spent time in the company of Ian Fleming’s indomitable secret agent James Bond 007, he was driving off into the sunset (well, out of Whitehall) in his refurbished Aston Martin DB5 with his new (and permanent?) squeeze Madeleine Swann at his side. It was, we assumed, the end of the Daniel Craig era, our hero disappearing over the horizon to be reincarnated a few years later in the guise of another actor gifted the role of a lifetime. Craig, publicising Spectre in 2015, was quite vocal in emphasising the fact that he was done with 007, indicating at one point that he would “rather slash his wrists” than return to the role for a fifth film (well, we all have off-days). Eyebrows raised around the world, Roger Moore style, a couple of years later when it was announced that Craig would indeed return for the last hurrah in a film that came to be known as No Time To Die and that it would reach cinema screens early in 2020.

Eighteen months and one worldwide pandemic later, and the film finally – finally – arrives. In a textbook example of art imitating life, its plot involves a plan to unleash a lethal kill-on-touch virus that will wipe millions of people from the face of the Earth. Indeed only one man, one very special man, can save the day and save the world? His name is Bond, James Bond. But he’s no longer on M16’s payroll, and he’s been missing, presumed dead for five years. But, having discovered – almost to his cost – that Madeline Swann has been keeping deadly secrets from him, Bond has been living a quiet life alone in Jamaica. He’s only tempted back into action when his old friend Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright) turns up on his doorstep and tells him about a new and very sinister threat to the safety and security of the world.

Expectations have been almost impossibly high for No Time To Die for what seems like years. The eighteen-month delay in the film’s release – and the very real worry late last year that Amazon could eventually snap up the movie for their streaming service – has only served to heighten those expectations to the point that the film could surely only be something of a disappointment. This, we were told, was the film that would finally wrap up the Daniel Craig arc built up – by accident or design – across the previous four films. This was the film that would serve as the proper final bow for Craig after the messy and underpowered Spectre. This would be the ultimate depiction of Bond, the man dealing with all the damage and devastation of the last four films. Some purists have baulked at the ‘humanising’ of Bond, turning him into a relatable human being with a proper backstory and an emotional core preferring to see the invulnerable, quipping action hero who beats up the bad guys, seduces the ladies and blows up the villains’ underground/underwater/outer space secret headquarters and then goes back into storage until the next extraordinary threat to the human race. Craig’s era has generally stripped away the comic book artifice and worked to fashion an 007 for the modern age. However, a rewatch of his previous films reminds us that the ‘old’ Bond has been slowly creeping back into the series with bigger action scenes, more gadgets, a subtle return to the twinkling humour of old.  Finally, there are now proper high stakes for Bond to deal with instead of some of the more mundane and underwhelming threats of his previous film. No Time To Die once again sees Bond battling a villain who wants to destroy humanity just because and whilst Bond’s personal stakes are higher than they’ve ever been, the film feels very much like the final combination of the best elements of classic Bond and the new, touchy-feely Bond that many have been uncomfortable with.

Is No Time To Die any good then? And if it is, how good is it? There are several major spoilers to be avoided here. Still, it’s safe to say that this long film (just shy of three potentially bum-numbing hours) grips from the moment it opens with a scene torn from any number of horror films (there’s even a jump scare, for god’s sake!) and brings the Craig era to a largely satisfying climax. The plot is pleasingly labyrinthine, drawing in loose ends and threads from the entire Craig era, the action scenes (especially the sequence that finally arrives midway through the very long pre-credits scene, which will utterly delight old school fans) crunch and crackle and, happily, fears that Bond would be emasculated in a post #metoo world are utterly unfounded. Flavour of the month Phoebe Waller-Bridge was drafted in to ‘punch up’ the script by Bond regulars Neal Purvis and Robert Wade but, a few gags apart, you’d be hard-pressed to tell quite what she has brought to the table. Bond is front and centre here, but there are, quite rightly, some strong supporting female characters. Lashana Lynch is good value as ‘the new 007’ (not James Bond) Nomi, who liaises with Bond in Jamaica. Initially, she regards him as a tired old dinosaur, but as the film progresses, their relationships changes and she learns to respect him even as she realises that 007 really is ‘just a number’.  Lea Seydoux is back as Madeline Swann, whose own past is revealed in the film and whose secrets upend her relationship with Bond. Perhaps the best and freshest new face here is fresh-faced CIA agent Paloma played with kick-ass relish by the stunningly lively and hugely likeable Ana de Armas. Eon could do a lot worse than launch her in her own spin-off series as an inexperienced agent finding her way in a ‘man’s world’ of espionage and deranged super-baddies. Just a thought…  Familiar faces are back, too, including Ralph Fiennes as M/Mallory, whose terrible misjudgement in the past may have dreadful consequences for the world, Naomi Harris as Eve Moneypenny, Ben Whishaw on top form as supergeek Q with Rory Kinnear providing solid background support as MI6 agent Bill Tanner. Then there’s a return engagement for Christoph Waltz as Blofeld, locked away at HM Prison Belmarsh but still manipulating, still plotting and scheming…

As the deranged Lyutsifer Safin, Rami Malek brings a proper sense of old school supervillainy to the film – he even has a secret island base full of machine-gun-toting henchmen and a natty line in comfy-looking silk pyjamas. The film’s packed narrative and extended running time means that we perhaps don’t see as much of him as we should, but his presence permeates the entire movie, and when he’s on-screen, he’s electric, and the scenes where he and Bond finally meet are edge-of-the-seat thrilling.

No Time To Die is a film full of secrets and surprises, and perhaps that’s how it should be. Is it perfect? In all honesty, no, it isn’t… The middle hour can’t help but feel exposition-heavy (there is a lot to get through here), and we could have done with a few more of those bone-crunching, physical punch-ups the Craig era has specialised in; Bond races around machine-gunning the bad guys and we might have liked a bit more close contact combat. But in the end, these are fairly minor quibbles in a film that packs more than its fair share of punches with explosive, exhausting action scenes, lovely easter eggs and callbacks for long-time fans and a real emotional heft in a story that’s not just about Bond but about what Bond means and who Bond is in a world so very different from the one the series arrived way back in 1962.

James Bond Will Return, we’re assured in the end credits. How he will return and who will be donning the tuxedo and swigging back the vodka martinis is anyone’s guess and is likely to remain that way for some time until the dust settles over this powerful, punchy, delightful action movie. The Daniel Craig era has ended as it began in 2005 by redefining and repositioning Bond as a hero not just for this time but for all time. We’re happy to sit and wait for his eventual reappearance. After all, we have all the time in the world…

GAIA

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South African-made Gaia, is a surprisingly effective horror/thriller that combines disturbing images, accomplished filmmaking and a poignant ecological message to show what can be done with a modest budget.

We are introduced to our location for the film – a dense forest, through a beautiful drone shot that starts to disorientate us as it turns upside down. It’s revealed that the drone is controlled by forest ranger Gabi (Monique Rockman, hugely effective in her film debut) who is paddling down a river with her colleague Winston (Anthony Oseyemi). When the drone is smashed by a mysterious young man covered in dirt and sporting a loincloth, Gabi goes to investigate, and after getting injured is taken in by the man and his father. They are revealed to be off-the-grid survivalists and tell Gabi of an ancient god/spirit that lives under the forest and is starting to rise up against humankind. This is visualised by fungus growing on humans and creating fantastic looking monsters that threaten the cabin.

Gaia is a film of visuals, sometimes to a fault. There are probably one too many dream sequences where Gabi thinks fungus is growing on her and then has similar feelings after a classic shroom inspired trip. Gabi and the young survivalist also have a sexual tension that never gets anywhere, but maybe that’s a refreshing change. The father played brilliantly by Carel Nel, expertly conveys a scientist slowly driven mad, as he realises we are helpless in the face of forces beyond our comprehension. In a not too subtle shout out to our real climate crisis, director Jaco Bouwer wonderfully conveys our sense of helplessness in the face of disaster, with the panache of a much more experienced filmmaker. What more could you ask for from a feature film debut?

Gaia is released on digital platforms on September 27th. 

COME PLAY

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Considering how we have become a social media-driven, face-lit, phone cradling world of glued-to-screen robots, it is no surprise horror cinema is trying to send the bogeyman over WhatsApp! However, the genre’s shifting with the technological times has happened a lot over the years. See, Ringu revelling in the sinister side of videotaping, found footage evolving to transplant the fear in front of (and sometimes behind) changing handheld recording devices, and the likes of Unfriended and this year’s terrifying Host taking things to the social media and video communication realms. In fact, 2017’s sequel Rings even attempted (unsuccessfully) to expand its well-known franchise’s reach through a variety of technology (phones, laptops, in-flight movie monitors, etc.) but in Jacob Chase’s Come Play, no screen is off-limits for this monster tale.

Adapted from Chase’s own rather excellent short Larry, this film reminds of David F. Sandberg’s Light’s Out by way of Jennifer Kent’s The Babadook, with a story that ultimately and pleasingly ventures into del Toro or Bayona territory. Come Play sees lonely non-verbal autistic boy Oliver (Azhy Robertson) increasingly visited by Larry – a creature from a storybook on his phone – who wants to be his “friend”. As Larry’s sinister presence grows stronger and stronger, Oliver’s divided parents soon begin to witness this monstrous force and must act to save their son from being taken.

At face value, this screen crawling monster movie could easily be passed off as just another tech-gimmick horror flick. However, while some of its jumps and bumps might be familiar, Chase’s film rises above many others due to its story and intentions. At a time when we are so preoccupied with our screens, the film metaphorically shows the dangerous results of this, as well as how loneliness is itself an ensnaring creature and one often aided not defeated by technology (something this writer has learned all too well this year).

The film also offers a sympathetic and meaningful look at living with autism for both children and parents, showing how flawed thinking and decisions can amass in dark ways, and how children can so easily be separated and affected by our own fears and uncertainty. Come Play has a surprising amount to say with its premise and goes a different route than expected, becoming rather poignant and feeling inspired by the heart of some Spanish horror work. Reaching a finale that is both dark and yet quite emotive, and whereby the film’s “monster” becomes something a little more than that.

Chase has a handle on what he wants to convey with this feature take on his short story (and he pays many respects to the original), as Roque Baños’ score does a fine job adding to some atmospheric creaks and ‘creature approaching from the distance’ scares (a couple of which are fresh). While the cast is strong, especially the younger members, with Azhy Robertson especially excellent as Oliver.

Ignore some of the mixed talk, Come Play is well worth switching on, offering a story that has both a light-hopping creature using our technology-driven isolated times to stretch out its claws but also a fully charged heart beneath the phone screen.

OCCUPATION: RAINFALL

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It seems pertinent to begin this review with a health and safety warning. If you feel slightly unwell, perhaps have the beginnings of a headache, or are simply in a calm, reflective mood, then Occupation: Rainfall is not the film for you. At least not today. Because it’s loud. Very loud. With nausea-inducing effects. And there are lots of explosions. And did we mention it’s loud?

A sequel to his relatively low-budget 2018 film Occupation, this time around writer and director Luke Sparke has some money to work with. Instead of hiring new actors – many of the original’s cast return – or polishing the script, he has spent his windfall on visuals. And you can tell. In bringing on board the visual effects team behind Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Sparke has created an aesthetic that would put many a Hollywood blockbuster to shame. The action sequences are immense, from the terrifying air combat sequences that would challenge even the most hardened rollercoaster aficionado, to the bombastic, eardrum-shaking ground battles, this is a film where everything is turned up to the maximum.

And the aliens look pretty good too. The variety and quality of the creature design work is excellent, better than you would reasonably expect, giving a depth and sense of realism to the world.

The issues are when the explosions stop. The cast struggle to add conviction and emotion to the script and the plot is lifted from routine cinematic sources, leaving you with a sense you’ve seen it all before somewhere.

But if it’s dumb, loud, action thrills where you can disengage your brain for a couple of hours Occupation: Rainfall delivers. Just keep the ibuprofen handy.

OPERATION: RAINFALL is out now on DVD/Blu-ray and Digital

MALIGNANT

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With Saw, The Conjuring, and Insidious series, James Wan has had a large hand in shaping modern multiplex horror. After a brief foray into summer blockbuster territory with Fast 7 and Aquaman, he’s come back to horror with Malignant. But those expecting straight popcorn scares are in for a shock as he’s mixed his love for the horror genre with the big silly entertainment of the blockbusters to create a horror B-movie that throws everything at the bloody wall.

It’s best to go in not knowing much about Malignant, but it does help to temper expectations. Forget the dark, generic trailer, Malignant is much closer to a film like Drag Me To Hell – a director with a love for the genre leveraging his influence (the billion-dollar box office receipts from his superhero and supercar movies probably gave him a lot of free reign from the studio) to make the movie that he wants. You can see a giallo influence and ‘70s and ‘80s splatter films (and there is a lot of splatter), but most importantly, Wan remembers something often forgotten – to let the audience have fun.

It’s a shame it doesn’t do it straight away. The first act feels a little too po-faced – it should give more of a hint as to what the rest of the film will be like. Instead, it feels a little flat and it’s not until halfway through that the overbearing score and overacting clicks into place. But Wan makes good use of the space of the frame and the movement of the camera, and by the time things start dropping into place you’ll be pulled in and by the third act, should have a big grin on your face. It’s a pleasure to see a film like this – an original story allowed to exist as a product of an artist’s intent with a big budget.

This isn’t a film to make the popcorn go flying – it’s one to be enjoyed tucking into the bucket. Get on it’s wavelength and Malignant is a lot of stupid fun.

Malignant is in cinemas now.

GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE

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Karen Gillan has come a long way in a few years. Since leaving Doctor Who in 2012, she’s co-starred in four Marvel movies, with at least two more to come, including a pivotal role in the temporary biggest film of all time (damn you, Avatar!); starred alongside The Rock twice; and made her feature writing and directing debut with the impressive The Party’s Just Beginning.

It’s not hard to see why Gillan has broken into the big leagues in a way that none of the Doctor’s former companions have previously. She’s a formidable comic actor, and – thanks to that Marvel fight training – an accomplished action star.

It’s a shame then that Gunpowder Milkshake – her biggest lead role to date – doesn’t live up to her talents. While it plays very much to her strengths, giving her the opportunity to kick copious amounts of ass while delivering the kind of quirky humour she’s known for, the movie itself is a lightweight but enjoyable, gender-flipped John Wick pastiche.

Like Wick, Gillan’s Sam is a top assassin with a traumatic past. Whereas he’d lost his wife, Sam’s mother (Lena Headey – also a top assassin) went into hiding, leaving her to grow up alone. Like Wick, she’s spurred into action by running across the wrong people, in Sam’s case killing a gangster’s son while on a job. And like Wick, she must fight to survive in an underworld seemingly populated entirely by assassins.

Unlike Wick, however, Gunpowder Milkshake has its tongue firmly in its cheek, dishing out laughs alongside the carnage. It’s hard to imagine John Wick carrying his weapons around in a bag emblazoned with ‘I ♥ kittens,’ but Sam does. And action god that he may be, it’s hard to imagine Keanu Reeves performing a fight scene with both arms immobilised with anaesthetic and a weapon taped to each hand. Yet Gillan pulls it off with style – not easy when you’re wearing a gaudy orange bowling jacket (something else we doubt Reeves could even make look good).

It’s no surprise that she’s eventually reunited with Headey, alongside a trio of badass librarians/assassins (don’t ask) in the form of Michelle Yeoh, Carla Gugino, and Angela Bassett. And where Wick had its luxurious Continental Hotel, true to its quirkier spirit, Gunpowder Milkshake has a retro ’50s diner as its neutral ground – although copious amounts of gunpowder (not to mention milkshakes) are frequently evident in abundance on the premises, notably in a fun, one-shot fight scene, impressively staged by director Navot Papushado (Big Bad Wolves).

There’s a lot to enjoy here, not least fun performances from Gillan and Headey, who have great chemistry as the implausible mother/daughter pair (in reality there are only 14 years between them), some fun, quirky action scenes, and a typically smarmy turn from Paul Giamatti as Sam’s handler.

GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE is released theatrically and via Sky Cinema on September 17th