SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET (2007)

Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

It isn’t often that a movie based on an acclaimed stage musical is granted an 18 certificate for ‘strong bloody violence’, but that’s wisely the case with this superb 4K Ultra HD/Blu-ray release of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Tim Burton’s masterful rendition of composer Stephen Sondheim’s classic musical could well be the director’s best work – he’s arguably not matched it since. The same can be said of star Johnny Depp, who is staggeringly good as the titular murderous barber, who first became popular in Victorian ‘penny dreadfuls’, immediately became the stuff of nightmares, and has remained so ever since.

When this movie was released back in 2007, Warner Bros seemed to downplay the fact that it was even a musical at all, with the trailers not containing much musical content. Shame on them for their lack of faith in Burton’s immaculate vision. The truth is that the score is breathtakingly good and performed with gusto by the enthusiastic cast. Helena Bonham Carter matches Depp’s impact in her role as Todd’s accomplice in mayhem, the equally deranged pie maker Mrs Lovett, whose song The Worst Pies in London leaves no one in doubt that her culinary skills are more deadly than delicious.

As usual, Burton is no slouch when it comes to hiring strong British supporting players, apparent here with the likes of Timothy Spall, Sacha Baron Cohen, and the late Alan Rickman all making their presence felt in eye-catching performances. Victorian London is vividly portrayed and the set design and costuming rival Carol Reed’s 1968 Oliver! in their efficacy, filling the screen with period authenticity and style.

There’s no denying that Sweeney Todd is very bloody indeed, and the graphically portrayed murders are gruesomely enhanced in all their 4K glory. It would be no exaggeration to say that the film has never looked better than it does on this comprehensive package from Warner Bros.

The bonus content is also impressive; there’s a whole raft of featurettes that include plenty of behind-the-scenes footage of this stellar production, covering every aspect of its journey to the screen. Even if you’re not a fan of musicals, there’s so much to enjoy in this magnificent film, a textbook example of how this sort of material works when handled by a master filmmaker at the peak of his game. It’s simply Burton at his best.

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SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET is available now on 4K Ultra HD/Blu-ray.

THE BANISHED

The Banished

This dark Australian folk-horror splices together several evergreen genre tropes in a fresh take on the perils of going down to the woods and discovering some unwelcome surprises.

Following the death of her estranged, abusive father, Grace (Meg Eloise-Clarke) returns to her old home to discover that her brother David is missing. After she learns that local people living on the streets are being swept up and relocated to a cultish commune deep in the woods, she hires former teacher Mr Green (Leighton Cardno) to be her reluctant guide. But once they’re far from civilisation, Grace’s quest unravels and – injured and alone – she discovers the horrifying truth of what’s lurking beneath the forest canopy.

Writer-director Joseph Sims-Dennett extends the familiar beats of a camping trip gone awry, with some impressionistic, dissociative sequences which – together with the out-of-sequence timeline – make the viewer question what Grace is really experiencing. The film’s cinematography is impressive throughout and, while there are plenty of sweeping drone shots of the verdant forest, it’s the handheld torchlit visuals of a hyperventilating Grace in the nighttime woods that deliver the nerve-jangling tension. An edgy musical score and some punchy sound design help to land The Banished’s most unnerving moments.

But the film’s pacing is sluggish at times, some plot points are left hanging, and in the third act there are some major tonal lurches – first as things turn unexpectedly and viscerally violent, and then as Sims-Dennett adds some ethereal mysticism by way of explanation. This leaves the build-up and the resolution feeling disconnected. Kudos to Eloise-Clarke though, who, in a committed performance, spends most of the movie in a state of breathless panic.

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THE BANISHED is released on digital streaming platforms in the UK on July 28th.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

I Know What You Did Last Summer

Summer slashers can be a whole lot of fun, and many fans were hoping that this sequel to the original two I Know What You Did Last Summer movies was going to be a welcome dosage of bloody slasher goodness. Sadly, this new film, directed by Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, manages to stumble under the weight of nostalgia and mismanaged storytelling.

One of the film’s bright spots is Madelyn Cline as Danica Richards, who delivers a deeply fun and charismatic performance. The iconic Jennifer Love Hewitt is also a blast to see here, in the few scenes she actually does appear in, bringing some gravitas and familiarity.

It’s also often a good-looking film thanks to Elisha Christian’s cinematography, which manages to be moody and atmospheric, especially during the nighttime sequences and set pieces in Southport (in North Carolina, not Merseyside), which give the film a slick and modern horror aesthetic.

Everything else, though? A total misfire. The film’s biggest offender is its inconsistent tone; forced humour undercuts what little tension the film attempts to build. The pacing is incredibly sluggish, with long stretches of meaningless exposition and melodrama that stall any forward momentum. Scenes intended to feel tense are flat, and the kills – traditionally the bread and butter of a slasher – are either uninspired or poorly staged.

The most frustrating things about this film, though, are the ending and just how little Julie James has to do with the plot. Despite marketing Love Hewitt’s return as an important part of the story, she gets nearly nothing to do until the third act. And when the final fifteen minutes unfold, the film takes a ridiculously offensive nosedive that’ll tarnish a lot of the enjoyment any of us had of the original film. What could’ve been a thrilling return is instead a muddled, disappointing coda to a franchise that deserved a more respectful swan song.

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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER is in cinemas now. 

HOLD THE FORT [Fantasia 2025]

Hold the Fort

A young couple, Lucas (Chris Mayers) and Jenny (Haley Leary), have just moved into their new home in the close-knit community of Gruber Hills. Jenny isn’t too happy that Lucas has signed up for the homeowners’ association, particularly since they’ve been invited to an annual party. What they should have done was read the terms and conditions of the HOA, as it contained a small entry that told them that the houses were built near a hellmouth and once a year, they have to help fend off a barrage of monsters from the depths of the underworld.

Ably written and directed by William Bagley (from a story by Scott Hawkins), this brief and bloody romp satirises neighbourhood politics and throws a whole load of gore at the walls. Hilariously, Lucas also ends up with more than his fair share of plasma on his face in an Evil Dead II or Brain Dead fashion. The residents are a fine selection of stereotypes, but when it comes to defending their homes, they kick ass. Their secret weapon, a hulking brute affectionately known as McScruffy (Hamid-Reza Benjamin Thompson), gets pretty much incapacitated straight away, meaning Lucas has to step up and stop trying to run away.

Bagley succeeds in making us care for the motley bunch, despite the slight characterisation the running time allows.  This also means there’s no fat, and Bagley balances the humour and horror perfectly. While it’s likely to play best with a crowd, it’s a lot of fun and will definitely find a cult following.

HOLD THE FORT screened at Fantasia Film Festival and plays at FrightFest on August 23rd. 

GUNS UP

Guns Up

Edward Drake is in the director’s chair for new action-crime-comedy mashup Guns Up, which, despite showing potential in its first act, ultimately gets caught in the crossfire of mismatched genres and talent.

Ray Hayes (Kevin James) is a grizzled former police officer who now works as muscle for the criminal underworld. His wife Alice (Christina Ricci), aware of but wearied by his double life, urges him to cut ties with the mob and focus on his family.

When Ray’s final job goes sideways – thanks to a betrayal involving oily mob fixer Antonio Castigan (Maximilian Osinski) – he finds himself and his family in immediate danger. What follows is a long, grimy night of escapes, gunfights, and family drama, as Ray must outwit both the law and the criminals he once served.

Drake’s script wants to be taken seriously, especially when it dives into Ray’s regrets and moral dilemmas, but it’s filled with clichés and laughably implausible plot developments. The comedic elements are similarly stilted, never quite landing and often undercutting the film’s dramatic momentum.

For James, most known for comedy roles in Paul Blart: Mall Cop and the Grown Ups films, stepping into the shoes of a jaded former cop turned mob henchman could’ve been something special. Sadly, his performance lacks conviction, oscillating awkwardly between dead-serious brooding and half-hearted wisecracks. He never fully sells either, and it’s difficult to buy him as a credible threat in the world the film presents.

Thankfully though, Ricci is the film’s real VIP. Even though Alice doesn’t get a whole lot to do until the third act, she imbues her scenes with a quiet urgency and moral backbone that the script sorely lacks. You can always bet on Ricci to bring her A-game.

For a film marketed as an action-comedy, the action in Guns Up is disappointingly lifeless. The set pieces are haphazardly edited, often poorly lit, and strangely bloodless for a film that supposedly hinges on life-or-death stakes. An early shoot-out in a warehouse is so heavily obscured by flashing lights and shaky camerawork that it’s hard to tell who’s shooting whom. Later sequences involving car chases and alleyway brawls similarly lack tension or visual flair.

The budget on display here is clearly hampering some of the ambition too, but that’s not the root of the problem. The issue is that Drake never establishes a coherent rhythm or style. The pacing lurches from scene to scene without build-up or payoff, and the choreography feels downright amateurish. Even the sound design feels shockingly flat and lifeless.

There is some stuff to enjoy and appreciate here – Ricci’s performance, the surprisingly solid first act, and the occasional good jokes – but regardless, it’s a massively forgettable film. If you’re itching for something to watch with Christina Ricci this weekend, your best bet is to check out Yellowjackets if you haven’t already.

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GUNS UP will be released digitally on 21st July.

SUPERMAN

Superman

James Gunn’s Superman roars onto cinema screens bearing the weight of enormous expectations – not just of the Man of Tomorrow’s legion of fans but also of Warner Brothers, desperate for Gunn’s new vision of the DC comic universe to wipe away the sour aftertaste of their previous mismanagement of some of the most iconic characters in superhero history.

It looks as if we can all breathe a sigh of relief; Gunn has brought his A-game to Superman’s latest exploits and delivered a film that bursts off the screen, firing on all cylinders and doesn’t let up until the final credits start to roll two hours later. It’s thrilling, colourful,  exuberant, hugely imaginative, funny… but maybe just a little bit too overstuffed and undisciplined to be considered an unequivocal success.

Gunn has identified that Superman’s strength is his greatest weakness; the last son of Krypton is so powerful that it’s hard to come up with an adversary who can really put him through his paces. As a result, Superman (David Corenswet) spends significant chunks of the film either temporarily without his powers due to exposure to green Kryptonite or else beaten almost to a pulp by some unspeakably more powerful force.

A handful of opening captions handily reassure us that Gunn’s not going to make us sit through all that ‘Superman’s origin’ stuff again. We’re also told that Superman has been ‘active’ on Earth for a few years, that the existence of ‘meta-humans’ is well established, and, most worryingly, that Superman, intervening in a war between (fictional countries) Jarhanpur and Boravia, has been, as they say, handed his arse on a plate in a tussle with an entity referred to as the Hammer of Boravia.

Battered and bleeding in the snow, not far from his Antarctic secret home, the Fortress of Solitude, Superman calls for his trusty hound Krypto, who thunders to the rescue and drags him to the Fortress, where our hero’s wounds are tended to by his phalanx of fussy ‘Superman robots’.

If this all sounds as if it could have been lifted from a 1960s or 1970s Superman comic strip, then that’s surely exactly what Gunn was aiming for. Superhero movies have been the predominant cinematic action genre for nearly two decades now, but few films have looked quite as much like an actual comic book as Superman.

Gunn makes no concessions to newcomers and his lively script is packed with stuff lifted straight from the four-colour world – pocket universes, dimensional portals, black holes, robots, and a black-hearted baddy (Nicholas Hoult’s Lex Luthor is surely the most genuinely evil incarnation of the character yet brought to screen). There are even bonus superheroes – the so-called Justice Gang led by Gunn favourite Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner/Green Lantern and featuring Isabela Merced’s Hawkgirl and scene-stealer Edi Gathegi as the interestingly-named Mr Terrific, as well as the conflicted shape-shifter Metamorpho (Anthony Carrigan), and other treats/surprises we won’t spoil here.

Through it all, Gunn weaves a plot that’s coherent if scattershot, as Luther becomes utterly obsessed with destroying Superman even as the world starts to wonder exactly why the Man of Steel is on Earth at all and if he has some sinister ulterior motive. Amidst all the craziness – the gag rate is high in this one – the film is perhaps at its best in it more reflective moments, such as when Superman’s alter ego Clark Kent (whose appearances in the film are little more than cameos) is grilled by his journalist girlfriend Lois Lane (Rachel Brosnahan) – at this point she knows Clark is Superman and they’re already a couple, so we don’t need all that will they/won’t they stuff because they clearly already have – about his less-than-subtle modus operandi.

There’s also some interesting stuff about Superman’s own confused relationship with his Kryptonian parents and their last, incomplete message to him, and his ‘adoptive’ parents back in Smallville. These are the moments that reassure us that Gunn not only knows his Superman lore but respects it, and here he treats it with the reverence and patience it deserves.

In David Corenswet, we really have a new Superman for the ages. He looks the part, but he’s also a very modern take on the character, riven by insecurities and doubt, convinced that he’s doing the right thing for the planet he now calls home and frustrated by the fact that anyone could think for a moment that he has an ulterior motive. Rachel Brosnahan’s Lois is a very modern take, too, and whilst our hero is undergoing another of his bouts of incapacitation, it’s Lois who moves the plot forward and drives an increasingly desperate situation towards its resolution. That resolution, of course, involves an explosion of CGI as Metropolis itself faces destruction, but hey… superhero cinema… some things are as inevitable as they are a given.

There’s so much going on in Superman that, obviously, not all of it is going to work – some jokes fall flat, some characters aren’t as developed as we might have liked. Although the film is so full it almost feels like the second or third in a series and not the first, it’s hard not to admire Gunn for throwing caution to the wind and putting his vision for Superman on the screen in the 21st century in big, bright, bold primary colours. Despite the odds, Superman is a triumph; our advice is for you to get up, up and away and catch up with this one as soon as you can. It’s super, man.

SUPERMAN is on general release all over the world now.

OSIRIS

Osiris

A bunch of tattoo-covered special forces grunts are in the middle of a covert operation – the first ten minutes or so of Osiris consist of one endless, deafening gun battle – when a huge spacecraft appears in the sky and they are all transported into its hold. Here they are attacked almost immediately – cue another deafening gun battle – by ruthless aliens. Then there’s another gun battle. Then they meet a few other abductees who have been on board the ship for some time. Then there’s another gun battle. Repeat and rinse for 100-odd minutes.

Osiris isn’t actually a bad movie, but dear god, it’s loud. Surprisingly generously budgeted (around $6 million), much of the film has clearly been filmed in a huge warehouse – one long gun battle takes place in some part of the spaceship inexplicably filled with huge container crates (many of which have suspiciously Earth-like symbols and numbers on them). It’s a tough, industrial-looking setting that generally manages to give the impression of an intergalactic battleship with its harshly lit corridors, potentially lethal circular-opening doorways, and that old sci-fi standby, the ventilation shaft.

Despite the appearance of Linda Hamilton (for twenty minutes) as a grizzled abductee surviving in the bowels of the ship with her daughter (Deadpool‘s Brianna Hildebrand), this is a testosterone-powered affair full of big beardy blokes shouting, swearing and shooting – did we mention the gun battles? – that’s about as subtle as a roundhouse punch to the gut.

But Osiris is actually fitfully entertaining in a relentlessly, occasionally exhausting fashion. The endless gunfights are well staged and the alien design, a fairly generic armoured lizard/Predator biped stereotype, does the job of meeting the demands of the story. They have an armoury of visually pleasing gizmos, particularly the glowing translucent shields they call up to fend off the tide of bullets flung at them by the angry, confused (but clearly ammunition-heavy) soldiers. The VFX are generally better than we might expect for this sort of movie (the final scene is especially well rendered) and writer-director William Kaufman has brought his very specific vision to the screen with a style unusual (and more often unachievable) for low-budget genre fare.

There are a few flaccid attempts at character development in a couple of blissfully welcome quiet moments, but ultimately this is an action sci-fi movie first and foremost. If you’re in the mood for some utterly undemanding blazing gun-crazed nonsense, then Osiris will hit your sweet spot. Just remember to have some ear plugs at hand…

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OSIRIS is released in US cinemas and on-demand on July 25th; a UK Blu-ray release is coming September 1st.

THE SHROUDS

The Shrouds

Having built a long and acclaimed career out of films that mutilate, blow up, lust over, and generally poke about with the human body, David Cronenberg takes a more reflective approach with his latest, The Shrouds.

In a story influenced by the death of the writer-director’s wife back in 2017, Vincent Cassel stars as Karsh, a man with a Cronenberg-esque swoosh of grey hair and well-fitted black suit, who is struggling five years on from his own wife’s passing. Karsh’s company GraveTech allows wealthy clients to watch a live feed of their deceased loved ones as their body decays. It’s a way of staying close to them after death – a way of not letting go.

The film’s contemplative moments make powerful use of this strong character hook, with the disturbing necro-voyeurism of the GraveTech devices serving as a gnarly way of exploring lasting grief. It’s the next step on from the “surgery is the new sex” theme of Cronenberg’s previous film Crimes of the Future, and an opportunity for him to deconstruct his own career’s obsession with human bodies.

But that’s a character and a theme, not a story, and Cronenberg seems to have realised this early on in the writing process. All of this meaty stuff is buried beneath a conspiracy plot, in which the GraveTech cemetery is vandalised at the same time their system is subjected to a cyber-attack. Karsh hires his techy brother-in-law (a dishevelled Guy Pearce) to investigate, and together they discover a scheme from Russian (or perhaps Chinese) hackers to nick customer data.

And that’s where the movie falls apart, because the conspiracy plot is boring, low in stakes, convoluted, and, at one point, borderline racist. Whenever things start to get interesting, the movie throws in another obscure swerve. There are twists upon twists, and none of them go anywhere satisfying.

But The Shrouds is worth a watch for the more characterful scenes when it’s not overburdened by plot. Diane Kruger plays an excellent triple role as Karsh’s sister-in-law, his AI assistant, and – in flashbacks, or perhaps visions – his late wife herself, Becca.

These scenes with Kruger as Becca, not dead yet but already deteriorating, are where the film works most on an emotional level; in one particularly harrowing scene, Karsh attempts to cuddle Becca despite her weakening bones being fragile. It feels straight from Cronenberg’s heart. We’re just not sure where the rest of the film came from.

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THE SHROUDS is out now in UK cinemas.

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH

A T-rex roars in a still from Jurassic World Rebirth

The seventh in the Jurassic series launched so majestically by Steven Spielberg in 1993 might not be quite the Rebirth its title promises, but thankfully, it’s also not a stillbirth. It’s a title well chosen; after the disappointing and deadening experiences of Fallen Kingdom and Dominion, the series has chosen, quite deliberately, to go back to its roots.

Original Jurassic Park screenwriter David Koepp is back on board, and Gareth Edwards is behind the camera to restore the series’ sense of awe and to remind us just why we’re all so fascinated by dinosaurs and how powerful and formidable they can be on screen when they’re treated with the reverence they deserve. The human characters? Ahhhh…

We’ve (thankfully) moved on since the events of Dominion, and dinosaurs are now a bit passé; the public has long since lost interest. The creatures are now relocated to more suitable Equatorial areas (the film feels the need to dump this bit of info on us several times in the first fifteen minutes), which are off-limits to civilians for reasons largely to do with the risk of dinosaurs eating people.

Martin Krebs (Rupert Friend), greedy representative of pharmaceutical company ParkerGenix, recruits former mercenaries Zora Bennett (Scarlett Johansson) and Duncan Kincaid (Mahershala Ali in a fairly thankless role), along with speccy mint-munching paleontologist Henry Loomis (Jonathan Bailey), to travel to Saint-Hubert, a secret (and hitherto totally unmentioned) island formerly used by InGen for the purposes of creating new mutant breeds of dinosaurs (a project that did not end well, leading to the mutations roaming free, as we see in the opening sequence).

ParkerGenix has determined that blood samples from several dominant dinosaur species can be synthesised into drugs that can prolong life by curing debilitating or fatal heart conditions.  Meanwhile – and never has the word been more appropriate – Reuben Delgado (Manuel Garcia-Rulfo) is taking his young daughter Isabella (Audrina Miranda), his older daughter Teresa (Luna Blaise) and her feckless boyfriend Xavier (David Iacono) on a bonding sailing trip into forbidden dinosaur-infested waters. How? Why? Who knows!

Inevitably, the Delgados are in trouble almost immediately, their boat capsized by a giant mosasaurus. Fortunately, ScarJo and her team answer their distress call, but before long, of course, they all find themselves washed up on the jungle island teeming with all our old familiar dinosaur friends and a few new ugly-buglies too. To borrow from Jeff Goldblum’s Ian Malcolm – that’s how it starts; then later there’s running and screaming.

Jurassic World Rebirth is cookie-cutter summer blockbuster fare by any other name, and it does exactly what you might expect, but with more respect for the origins of the series than the two most recent travesties. There are a couple of wry visual references to the original film early on that pretty much warn us what to expect here, and the beats the film moves through are welcomed back like long-lost old friends.

But the film struggles during the first forty-odd minutes as Koepp does his best to establish and make us invest in his characters. Frankly, they’re so paper-thin they’re virtually transparent, and attempts at giving them depth and backstory are the dictionary definition of perfunctory – a couple of sob stories for ScarJo and Mahershala Ali are waved aside and forgotten and never referenced again.

None of this really matters, though, when the film cranks into high gear and Edwards gives us what we came here to see: fabulous dinosaurs in their natural environment, hunting, killing, and instilling absolute terror in the shipwrecked adventurers. All our old favourites are here – the stand-out sequence involving a T-rex is breathtaking and there are cameos from pterodactyl-like birds, a couple of raptors, and that spitting thing with the inflating red hood (possibly not its scientific name). The genetically created beasts rock up in the last act, and they are, as we might have expected, grotesque and massive and voracious.

In the final analysis, Jurassic World Rebirth does absolutely nothing we’ve not seen in the series before, and some may find its thin characters and derivative, by-the-numbers storytelling annoying and desperately simplistic.  But Edwards and Koepp have honed in on what fans of this series really want, and more specifically, what they don’t want (as evidenced by the last poorly received films), and tried to take audiences back to 1993 when this was all new. We were oohing and ahhing along with everyone else.

But it’s not 1993 and we’re in danger of becoming a bit blasé about dinosaurs now, so while this new movie is very much a (cynical?) laser-focused reset to what made the series such a blast in its early years, it’s hard not to be swept up by the heady adrenaline rush of the slew of close encounters of the snapping-jawed kind that punctuate the film once the sludgy first act is out of the way. Just this once, why not turn off those highly-honed critical faculties and lose yourself in a big, blousy, old-fashioned monster movie directed with flair and filled with genuine old school thrills ’n’ spills? Seems this series isn’t quite ready to go extinct just yet after all…

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH is in cinemas now. 

FRANKIE FREAKO

Let’s get this straight from the very start: Frankie Freako is a blast. We loved every minute of this retro homage to ‘80s creature flicks. Somehow, it manages to feel like the cult classic you’ve known all your life within minutes of its opening, and that’s no mean feat.

Conor Sweeney plays, errm, Conor Sweeney; a man who seemingly has everything. Boyish good looks, check. Upcoming promotion at work, check. Nice house, check. Smokin’ hot wife, double check. Only problem is, Conor is bland. No, worse than that, Conor is a square. The poor fellow can’t even bring himself to make sweet love to his aforementioned smokin’ hot wife. His idea of a spicy night in is a pizza – one half cheese, the other half cheese – and bed by 8:30. That is, until he comes across a sleazy chatline ad for Frankie Freako while watching reruns of Antiques Connoisseur.

Where it all goes from there, we aren’t going to spoil here, except to say expect a little bit of Gremlins, a soupçon of Flash Gordon’s camp, and a splash of Howard the Duck. Put it like this – you think it’s going to go one way, and it swerves in a completely different direction. Oh, and maybe it ends by becoming your new favourite Christmas movie.

The creatures in Steven Kostanski’s fine feature are exactly as you would expect: rubber-faced, bizarrely expressive, and straddling the line between lascivious and ridiculous. Kudos to their creators and puppeteers. Credit too, to Conor Sweeney for imbuing them with life, through a very knowing performance that adds the sublime to that ridiculousness.

We don’t really want to say much more than that, other than watch it, love it and don’t forget to let your freak flag fly.

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FRANKIE FREAKO is on digital platforms from July 14th.