CHARLIE CHAN AND THE CURSE OF THE DRAGON QUEEN

Again mopping up one of the features that the likes of Arrow Video and Second Sight presumably didn’t want, it’s 101 Films’ ‘Cult’ line to the dubious rescue, returning famous detective Charlie Chan to B-movie prominence. Hurrah? Well, maybe not…

Parody and homage at once, 1981’s Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen (the title is a misnomer, since there isn’t one) was an attempt by Hollywood to revive the popular franchise (at its peak in the 1930s, when getting white people to play Chinese wasn’t considered as racist as it so patently is). Except famous white man Peter Ustinov now plays Chinese detective Chan here, in this updated version. But it’s draped in ironic parody now, so it’s fine, presumably (it’s not fine).

In spite of the title, the real star of the show is Chan’s idiot grandson Lee (Richard Hatch), who aspires to follow in his famous grandpa’s footsteps. Rarely outside of Some Mothers Do ‘Ave Em do we meet a figure so brainless as the pratfall-a-minute Lee, who is understandably hated by butler Gillespie (the excellent Roddy McDowall) and roughly everyone else he meets that isn’t his inexplicable fiancée (Michelle Pfeiffer). By the time Ustinov’s awful racist caricature arrives to give us a break, it’s almost a relief. Almost. It’s like a Naked Gun movie in tone, pace and energy – but without the jokes – just falling over.

In addition to the shameful attempts to be the next Pink Panther, there’s a stylish, effective movie reminiscent of John Carpenter’s legendary Big Trouble in Little China buried under here somewhere, but The Curse of the Dragon Queen never lets it out, save for when its giallo-esque gloved killer is stalking about in the background. McDowell’s sneering pomposity and Pfieffer’s adorable earnestness win the film a few points in its favour, while there are a couple of gags that do hit home (it’s worth it for the joke with a dog and a candle alone), but beyond that, there’s little to recommend. At least it looks pretty, on fully restored Blu-ray, but presented without any special features all you’re getting is falling over in High Definition.

What strikes us here is that Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen is a movie that should have twice remained buried; the first time, when Clive Donner and his screenwriters were looking at resurrecting this franchise from the 1930s where it probably belongs – and the second, when the folk at 101 decided to rescue this rotten remake from obscurity.

CHARLIE CHAN AND THE CURSE OF THE DRAGON QUEEN / CERT: U / DIRECTOR: CLIVE DONNER / SCREENPLAY: STAN BURNS, DAVID AXLEROD / STARRING: PETER USTINOV, LEE GRANT, ANGIE DICKINSON, RICHARD HATCH, RODDY MCDOWALL, MICHELLE PFEIFFER / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

 

COPPELION: COMPLETE SERIES COLLECTION

It’s been 20 years since a nuclear meltdown ravaged the city of Tokyo, and even its name has been lost to the atomic. Known now as the Old Capitol, the streets are green with a queasy haze and the tenacious plant life pokes through the concrete and ensnares the broken buildings. Despite the inhospitable conditions, refugees are scattered among the wastes. Instead of investing in better hazmats, the Japan Ground Self-Defence Force turns instead to genetic engineering. The end result is Coppelion – three high school girls impervious to the ravages of radioactivity, charged with finding and rescuing survivors. Quite why you’d make high school girls for the task remains a mystery, but you can’t fault their results.

What’s perhaps most striking about Coppelion, other than the allusions to the Fukushima Daiichi disaster, is the handsome animation conjuring Origin: Spirits of the Past. Both are examples of a ravaged future that doesn’t lose sight of wonder and beauty. Within each are lingering tales of survival and family, that aren’t mired in the doom and gloom of others in the genre. But in Coppelion’s case, what you see is what you get, and the black and white approach leaves the viewer with unfulfilled expectations.

If the backdrops are an arty accomplishment, then the characters disrupt the illusion. With their thick black outlines, each looks misplaced against the almost photorealistic settings. Factoring in the erratic musical accompaniment and often clunky CG additions, it makes for a vexing watch.

20 years might be too short a time for the level of dilapidation and natural reclamation seen, but Coppelion’s Old Capitol setting is its strongest asset. Despite the lack of depth to the characters beyond their given archetypes, there’s still something alluring on offer. Maybe it’s the sense of loss and loneliness mirroring real events, or perhaps it’s just the enduring story of Pinocchio, of these genetically made ‘living dolls’ looking for humanity in a nuclear waste.

COPPELION: COMPLETE SERIES COLLECTION / CERT: PG / DIRECTOR: HIROMITSU KANAZAWA, SUSUMU KUDO, SHINGO SUZUKI / SCREENPLAY: TOMONORI INOUE / STARRING: ERICA LINDBECK, SHELBY LINDLEY, CASANDRA MORRIS, JOE THOMAS / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

 

ROAD TO NINJA: THE NARUTO THE MOVIE

Such is the mark of long-running anime shows and their snowballing success, that when more money is thrown their way, there comes an inevitable mark-up in quality. It’s been a source of satisfaction watching the evolution of Naruto’s animation, morphing as it did into the quintessential Shippūden style. And Road to Ninja boasts high production values in spades, using CG for some breath-taking sequences that take the viewer utterly by surprise.

The animation itself is prone to fluctuate between scenes, but it’s an immersive and attractive experience. The opening fight with the Hidden Leaf ninjas mucking in is a glorious testament to these characters and the journey that the viewer has accompanied them on until now. The twin tenets of friendship and hard work are grafted onto events, which feel both erstwhile and renewed.

Driving off the Akatsuki, the ninjas win plaudits from their parents and sensei alike. Sakura throws a strop at her mum and dad for being embarrassing and overbearing, while Naruto throws up a fuss at the lack of his own. With raging hormones and emotions running amok, both of their stances are perfectly understandable, and pairing the duo together, with their many differences, strikes a tender commonality.

After ditching her folks, Sakura grabs the first friend she can find, which just happens to be Naruto – forever a child of circumstance. Encountering Tobi of the Akatsuki, the duo is transported to an alternative world. It’s an old faithful trope that, at first glance, seems to play it safe. But flipping everyone’s character binaries is a cunning means to see them acting in ways that only fan fiction could previously offer, something the voice actors took delight in playing up to. The much hinted at twist is also nothing short of predictable, but unfurls into a terrific fight sequence. Likewise, Yuka Miyata’s snappy script does a lot to do away with any disappointment, with well-observed character interaction and plenty of laughs.

Less action-orientated than previous entries, Road to Ninja is a fable in the fullest sense of the word, and there’s a real lesson to be learned, whether you’re a ninja or a sales assistant. Shedding the typical episodic format that dogs lesser entries in the movie franchise, it bears the significance of the kids’ relationships with their parents, which has always been one of the show’s strengths, for an end result that feels well and truly separate and yet connected. What’s more surprising is just how poignant the movie is throughout, but particularly in its closing moments. This writer can’t be alone in mopping up a tear or two.

Special Features: Japanese commercial videos / Promotional videos / Art gallery / Trailers

ROAD TO NINJA: THE NARUTO THE MOVIE / CERT: PG / DIRECTOR: HAYATO DATE / SCREENPLAY: YUKA MIYATA / VARIOUS: EMI SHINOHARA, JUNKO TAKEUCHI, TOSHIYUKI MORIKAWA, CHIE NAKAMURA / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

 

NOSFERATU

In our humble opinion, Nosferatu is the greatest silent horror film of them all, maybe even the greatest silent film if we can call it a draw with Fritz Lang’s Metropolis.

We all know the story behind Nosferatu; that the producers approached Bram Stoker’s estate requesting permission to adapt his novel and the estate refused, so director F.W. Murnau and his screenwriter Henrik Galeen just went ahead and ripped the novel off anyway. Stoker’s widow, justifiably unimpressed, immediately sued the filmmakers and the court issued an order that all prints of Nosferatu be destroyed. Thankfully, like the vampire himself, the cinematic Nosferatu proved impossible to kill. It would have been a sad loss to the world if the court had had its way.

Over the past several decades there have been some horrendous public domain releases of the film, most of them unwatchable. And then, with the advent of DVD, audiences literally began to see what all the fuss was about. Now, the BFI have released Nosferatu again and the results are nothing less than spectacular.

A quick note – in the interests of transparency (a little like a vampire’s reflection, or are we going too far with that analogy?) Eureka/Masters of Cinema have also previously released a Blu-ray of the movie which is very different in visual presentation (specifically the tinting and the intertitles) but looks equally as strong, and yet even if you own the MoC version it’s still worth double-dipping. Here’s the reason why:

James Bernard’s score.

Where MoC used the music which was originally composed for the film back in 1922, the BFI have opted instead for a magnificent soundtrack written by Hammer Horror maestro James Bernard, and it works beautifully. More than that, it actually makes the film seem new again. Even those who know Nosferatu very well will be surprised by the extra element Bernard’s music gives to it; overly familiar images don’t seem familiar anymore, and there’s urgency and dynamism – most notably in the sequence when Orlok comes to Hutter’s bedroom and Hutter, petrified, cowers beneath his blankets, and during the passage on the schooner, as Orlok cuts his deadly swathe through the ship’s crew.

On paper, MoC’s disc still has the edge because it includes two commentaries against the BFI’s none, but the BFI’s special features – a terrific Christopher Frayling introduction which should have been sub-headed ‘Everything you always wanted to know about Nosferatu but were afraid to ask’ and two short films, Le Vampire, a French documentary about the vampire bat which is fascinating but probably not for squeamish guinea pig lovers, and The Mistletoe Bough, a 1904 ghost story that is an entertaining curio – are a fantastic edition and compliment the main event perfectly.

So what’s the verdict? If you don’t already own Nosferatu on Blu, grab this disc. If you already own the MoC Nosferatu on Blu, still grab this disc. And if you grab this disc but still haven’t had enough of the greatest silent horror film ever made (and enjoy listening to commentaries), grab the MoC disc as well.

We can’t recommend this highly enough.

NOSFERATU / CERT: PG / DIRECTOR: F.W. MURNAU / SCREENPLAY: HENRIK GALEEN / STARRING: MAX SCHRECK, GRETA SCHRODER, RUTH LANDSHOFF, GUSTAV VON WANGENHEIM / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

 

LISTEN TO ME MARLON

Going from Bond to Brando, Stevan Riley’s intimate documentary, Listen to Me Marlon, delves into the mind and psyche of Marlon Brando. Entirely based on self-analysing audiotapes that Marlon made himself, Brando is basically talking to and about himself, and these tapes chart both his long and varied career as an actor, as well as his extraordinary life away from the stage and screen. Acting almost like a confession, the film fully explores the complexities and insecurities of Brando by essentially telling the full story uniquely from his own perspective and entirely in his own voice with no talking heads or interviewees. What we have is just Brando on Brando and life.

Marlon Brando had been something of a troubling individual; it’s always been worrying that many regard him as one of the greatest actors of his generation, yet he was someone who, for a great proportion of his acting career, had seemed to have lost faith in acting, and certainly in Hollywood. When he started off his career, he demonstrated how magnetic a screen presence he was when he did films like A Streetcar Named Desire, On the Waterfront and Guys and Dolls, however since The Godfather it all went downhill for him. He just took up cheque-collecting and not learning any of his lines instead of proper acting with films like The Formula, in which he wore an earpiece, and Superman, where he just read cue-cards. In a way, he was a cinematic Elvis in that the star burned bright but soon became a caricature of itself.

This downward spiral is evident in the documentary, and what we are witnessing is Brando slipping into the descent of despondent disillusion, which is only made worse and more harrowing by real-life family tragedy, which makes his whole life near-Shakespearean as a result. The documentary brilliantly gets under Brando’s skin, peeling back the layers to reveal someone who deep down was definitely a troubled, yet fragile and self-obsessed soul. Riley does an expert job of examining Brando during the toughest moments of his life (dealing with troubled parents and children) and him at his controversial. We hear how shocked he was about the invasive nature of Bernardo Bertolucci during the making of Last Tango in Paris, and him deriding Francis Ford Coppola for trying to crowbar a performance out of him for Apocalypse Now, so its during those periods that Brando felt nothing but anguished disappointment at how far he came.

In some significant scenes, we have the “ghost of Marlon Brando” speaking to us from beyond the grave as a CGI avatar (a la 2006’s Superman Returns). Bold, yet brilliantly realised in execution, and made all the more ironic as during the opening scene, Brando describes having his face electronically mapped to produce his CGI ghost, which enables him to dismiss the art of acting altogether by proclaiming that it’ll soon be dead thanks to the new digital age. Another thing Riley does brilliantly is interweave the audio recordings and mixing them in with the archival footage (interviews and behind-the-scenes material), and both go seamlessly together in creating that multi-layered portrait of Marlon. We don’t get to hear anything though about his experience on The Island of Dr. Moreau (a catastrophic failure and his worst performance) and the chaos he apparently caused on set (he wanted to change the script so he could remove the ice bucket and reveal a dolphin flipper on his head!), but when it’s all put together this well, that’s only a minor fault.

In the end, Brando has always been a fascinating, mumbling enigma, and Listen to Me Marlon offers a fascinating, yet haunting insight of a tortured man whose life has been filled with many ups and downs, and has always struggled to find any kind of resolution. Actually, much like Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, Brando probably couldn’t escape his own demons, as well as the horror.

LISTEN TO ME MARLON / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: STEVEN RILEY / SCREENPLAY: STEVEN RILEY, PETER ETTEDGUI / STARRING: MARLON BRANDO / RELEASE DATE: NOVEMBER 30TH

 

CANNONBALL RUN II

Three years after the original film, most of the gang is back together for more hijinks. The Sheik from the original film has to buy a new race to try and rectify the shame that he brought on his family by not winning the first race. Most of the racers are back for what are pretty tired re-runs of what we saw the first time around, but the biggest disappointment is the reduced time that the actual race has on screen.

Martin and Davis Jr.’s characters are in debt to a guy called Don Don, who is also in debt to a mob enforcer. The Sheik bails the characters out but Don Don hatches a plan to kidnap the Sheik and extort money from him. It all results in the racers teaming up to save the day, before going on to finish the race. That’s basically the extra plot that has been shoehorned into this at the expense of more racing stunts and adrenaline rushes; anything for the tired shtick of Burt Reynolds to gurn at the camera another dozen times.

If the first film was bad, then this is worse. It hardly manages to get itself off of the starting line. In fact, we don’t even see the ending of the race and who actually won, all so the creators can offer one last lame joke to the audience. It is literally as if the director has a checklist on a clipboard and is ticking off old clichés that almost worked the first time as well as trying to add a sub-plot that does the exact opposite of what you need in a race film. It all slows down to the point that you have to check to ensure that you’re sitting on your sofa and not in a traffic jam.

A real waste of acting talent – this was the last on-screen appearance by both Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin – it seems as though they’ve literally thrown everything at the screen in the hopes that something resembling a film sticks. Only the orangutan comes out of this with any real respect. Honestly, Rat Race was a thousand times better than this and that’s saying something. Indeed, Wacky Races, with Dick Dastardly et al, is a better representation of fun and racing than this turgid mess.

This signalled the end of Reynolds’ working arrangement with Needham – thank goodness – and is an insult to anyone with a maturity level above that of a ten-year-old. Sometimes nostalgia can be a bad thing. Take off those rose tinted glasses, the sun isn’t shining enough on this film for you to need them.

CANNONBALL RUN II / CERT: PG / DIRECTOR: HAL NEEDHAM / SCREENPLAY: HAL NEEDHAM, ALBERT S. RUDDY, HARVEY MILLER / STARRING: BURT REYNOLDS, DOM DELUISE, DEAM MARTIN, SAMMY DAVIS JR., TERRY SAVALAS / RELEASE DATE: NOVEMBER 30TH

 

GHOST STORY

The Chowder Society – a group of four elderly men who have known each other since they were young – gather together each week to tell ghost stories, never daring to talk about the unspeakable horror which is individually haunting them all. A horror from their past. A horror that refuses to stay buried.

Only Don Wanderley, the ‘black sheep’ son of one of the Chowder Society’s members, can even begin to solve the puzzle. He’s an English Professor and when he meets the beautiful University secretary Alma Mobley he doesn’t realise the danger he has stepped into. But Alma Mobley is a dazzling enigma. Who could blame him for falling so blindly into a revenge plot that has taken the ghost decades to set into motion?

Ghost Story is a film that has divided viewers and critics ever since its first release. Based on Peter Straub’s brilliant novel, it alienated fans of the book because there was so much interesting important detail the film didn’t have the time or, quite possibly, the budget to portray (in the novel, the ghost is a shapeshifter) and, for the horror movie fans who never read the book, who wants to see a movie about four old men in peril? Even when the peril comes in the drop dead (literally) gorgeous form of Alice Krige?

It’s a genuine shame, because Ghost Story (the movie) deserves far more credit than that. It’s a very cleverly constructed thriller in the true spirit – no pun intended – of what all the best ghost stories should actually be about: a spectre intent on revenge for reasons that aren’t revealed until the very ending. It’s all about guilt, sex and vengeance – is there a better recipe for fear? With that brief in mind, Ghost Story is unfairly ignored because, almost thirty-five year years since its release, it remains an extremely effective and incredibly good-looking horror film.

But maybe another reason Ghost Story failed so spectacularly at the box office is because its core cast – the four elderly Chowder Society gentlemen – were four actors whose true fans no longer wanted to follow their idols into such dark and twisted territory: True, John Houseman had recently appeared in The Fog and Melvyn Douglas had played a villainous part in The Changeling, but what about fans of Fred Astaire and Douglas Fairbanks Jr. who were probably horrified that their heroes would appear in this kind of movie? And Craig Wasson as the son who brings all the nasties home to roost would never make the grade as a leading man, despite Brian De Palma’s later endorsement of him when he cast Wasson as the embattled hero of his less-than-cutting-edge Hitchcock-meets-giallo melange Body Double.

Maybe because it wasn’t well received, Ghost Story has never received a stellar home video release. That’s a shame because there’s so much to admire here – director John Irvin does a great job, especially in the darkened rooms as the Chowder Society spin their tales, and in the wintertime exteriors of New England (or, at least, that’s where the story is supposedly set) with a moment involving Douglas Fairbanks Jr. wandering confused through the deep snow that is especially striking. And let’s not forget Jack Cardiff’s fantastic cinematography and Dick Smith and Albert Whitlock’s wonderfully unsettling make-up and effects work.

Alice Krige, as the vengeful spirit, is at her most ethereally beautiful in this film. She effectively plays two roles (although they eventually turn out to be the same character) and no matter how many times we watch this film, one or two of her line readings never fail to make our blood run cold. “I will take you places you’ve never been… and I will see the life run out of you.”

On that note, kudos should also go to screenwriter Lawrence D. Cohen for adapting Straub’s very difficult, very complex book. True, his screenplay doesn’t have the depth of Straub’s writing and two characters that are heavily featured in Straub’s novel – a feral man and boy, apostates of the ghost – are shoehorned into the film so awkwardly it would probably have been better to leave them out entirely – but there are few novel-to-film adaptations that are completely successful, and when Ghost Story gets things right it gets them right very well.

Finally, another large reason the film sets the nerves jangling lies with Philippe Sarde’s extraordinarily creepy score. His main title theme stylishly sets us on edge for what is to come and the rest of his music is so subtle, it works exactly as a ghost story should – slowly, imperceptibly, working beneath the picture, building the tension.

For all these reasons, Ghost Story deserves urgent re-evaluation, and this new Blu-ray release gives us a great excuse to re-evaluate it. Picture and sound are both excellent and the extras are plentiful, including a film commentary from John Irvin, a charming interview with Alice Krige, and segments about developing the screenplay, the film’s genesis as a novel, and an homage to the genius of Albert Whitlock. We have been waiting a long time for a company to do this terrific film justice, and Second Sight’s Blu-ray has knocked it out of the park.

If you’re looking for a horror movie that is intelligent and engrossing, and which will chill you on a psychological level and deliver one or two nasty frights in the process, look no further than the exemplary Ghost Story. Very highly recommended.

GHOST STORY / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR: JOHN IRVIN / SCREENPLAY: LAWRENCE D. COHEN / STARRING: CRAIG WASSON, ALICE KRIGE, FRED ASTAIRE, DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS JR., JOHN HOUSEMAN, MERVYN DOUGLAS / RELEASE DATE: DECEMBER 7TH

 

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD – THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON

The most viewed programme in American cable history and applauded by critics and fans, The Walking Dead is an international phenomenon, and yet its hardy survivors have only just ventured out of Georgia. There’s a whole lot of walker-infested territory to explore, and so a spin-off series was perhaps inevitable.

The six-episode first season of Fear the Walking Dead takes us to Los Angeles, back at the beginning of the outbreak (a time skipped over in the parent show due to Rick Grimes being in a coma). Madison Clark (Kim Dickens) is a high school counselor, her partner Travis (Cliff Curtis) a teacher – ordinary jobs in an ordinary world. And then a suspicious flu outbreak closes the school, and Madison’s junkie son believes he’s seen a dead girl rise.

It’s a slow-burning series, which may not be to everyone’s tastes compared to the action-packed Walking Dead, but there’s a lot to appreciate in the way it builds up paranoia and fear. Particularly interesting is the relationship between the civilians and the military, who set up camp in LA claiming to be protecting the people but become increasingly controlling and secretive – it’s a trope that’s been done in zombie fiction before, but one that works well here.

Where the series falters is in the characters of Madison, Travis, and their families, who aren’t as well defined as they need to be, often acting out of character in order to serve the plot – who does what in several scenes is very interchangeable, giving away the poor construction. Kim Dickens, who was impressive in Ben Affleck’s Gone Girl, is given particularly short shrift, with no clear arc to Madison’s character and often sidelined in favour of the male characters.

At the heart of these problems is the decision to focus on one ordinary family, meaning they end up crowbarred into plots; a more ensemble approach allowing us to spend more time with, for example, the doctors struggling to deal with the deluge of patients and the lower-ranked soldiers questioning their orders, could have given a more compelling look at the collapsing society. There are lots of good ideas in this world, but Fear fails to dig deeply into them.

Without giving too much away, this season ends with society much closer to post-apocalyptic chaos than when it started, and so it’ll be interesting to see how Fear can continue to differentiate itself from its parent show (a fifteen-episode second season has already been commissioned). It’ll certainly have to put more work into its characters, currently not strong enough to allow the show to reach the heights of The Walking Dead. But with its relatively short run, this first season has just enough for devout fans to appreciate the new angle into the popular world.

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD – THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR: VARIOUS / CREATORS: DAVE ERICKSON, ROBERT KIRKMAN / STARRING: KIM DICKENS, CLIFF CURTIS, FRANK DILLANE, ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY / RELEASE DATE: DECEMBER 7TH

PIXELS

Oh, boy… August 2015 really wasn’t a good month for cinema, with particular travesties including Fantastic Four, The Bad Education Movie, Barely Lethal, Sinister 2 and Hitman: Agent 47. Pixels perfectly rounds off the August misery. The film’s reception since its release has been universally negative with many people talking about how hatefully terrible it is or how it’s by far their worst film of the year. However, the worst thing about Pixels is that it’s nothing like that interesting, instead being completely plodding and dull from beginning to end. It’s more baffling how by-the-numbers director Chris Columbus (the man who gave us the first two Harry Potter films) could’ve made something that was way more lacklustre, uneventful and inept than both I Love You Beth Cooper and Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief.

The film lacks any logical brain or bone in its body, looking as though it was probably seven or eight edits away from making some form of real sense. The jokes are sigh-inducingly bad and are very lazy in execution, with a notable example being early on when both Adam Sandler and Kevin James talk about celebrities that they fancy, Sandler saying that they should stop doing it at their age and then talking about how Kevin’s wife hates him. However, when we meet the wife later on, she doesn’t hate him at all, and this perfectly shows how all the other gags in the film make no common sense and appear to have been taken from a whole different movie. Even the action sequences don’t appear to have been thought through in any logical way at all, despite the amount of carnage that’s on screen. Admittedly, all the CGI was really well done and the realisation of the alien pixels was beautifully realised, but that’s not saying much when everything around that was badly played out.

Adam Sandler is surprisingly the least of the film’s problems because all he’s doing is just phoning it in and is less repugnant than he has been in the past. Kevin James is staggeringly unfunny (unsurprisingly) and both Josh Gad and Michelle Monaghan are poorly utilised. Sean Bean, Brian Cox and Fiona Shaw all turn up for glorified cameos and pick up what must have been very large cheques indeed. The most baffling and surprising thing about the cast is how amazingly terrible Peter Dinklage is since he’s currently one of the finest actors working in both cinema and television and is a brilliant mercurial talent in all the roles he’s done, yet not even he can make this any better.

Despite having an intriguing Ghostbusters-like premise with schlubby guys battling creatures (in this case aliens taking on the form of video game characters), that idea is played out in the most illogical and most mediocre way possible. Sure, this is a film about video game icons like Space Invaders, Pac-Man and Donkey Kong invading the Earth, but even the most ludicrous of ideas need to have internal logic at its centre. Disney’s Wreck-it-Ralph was a film about video game characters colliding, yet that was executed fabulously with brilliant internal logic and having real heart and soul. Pixels, on the other hand, appears to have been ripped off from a whole bunch of other movies (all of which made sense) and is in the end unfunny, crass, witless, extremely dull and a bit annoying.

PIXELS / CERT: 12 / DIRECTOR: CHRIS COLUMBUS / SCREENPLAY: TIM HERLIHY, TIMOTHY DOWLING / STARRING: ADAM SANDLER, KEVIN JAMES, MICHELLE MONAGHAN, JOSH GAD, PETER DINKLAGE, BRIAN COX / RELEASE DATE: DECEMBER 7TH

 

THE GIFT

Increasingly we are seeing more and more actors turn their hand to directing, with big names like Clint Eastwood, Ben Affleck, Ben Stiller, Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson, Angelina Jolie and Joseph Gordon-Levitt all acting as examples. The results can be mixed, splendid or horrid, but it is always interesting to see what a star in front of a camera can do behind one. However, Joel Edgerton has gone a step further in writing, directing and co-starring in his first feature, The Gift. It is certainly risky and on paper this blend of thriller, drama and horror sounds like the usual home invasion/stalker formula. Here though, Edgerton has counted on that oversight on the audience’s part to create one of the year’s most suspenseful, surprising and refreshing genre features.

The film sees married couple Simon (Jason Bateman) and Robyn Callum (Rebecca Hall) move into their new home, when by chance they meet a very generous man called Gordon (Edgerton) that used to be a friend of Simon’s at school. What seems at first like a friendship soon opens up into something darker as Robyn discovers more about this man and his past with her husband. If you have seen the trailers, posters and TV spots that are a spin on that old “bearing gifts” saying, you likely know what to expect from The Gift, right? Wrong! Take our advice and cease to read anything about the film or its plot and go into this fresh because this truly is a gift to its genre. Edgerton’s film is a literal story of what goes around comes around, with Hitchcockian-influenced suspense that keeps you glued to the screen from start to brain-drillingly effective finish.

Edgerton’s story is simple yet reaches far with its ideas of existential and moral dimensions to human life. The film is a slow building joy that features practically no cheap gimmicks, and unlike most films of this genre, it restrains from reverting to over-the-top silliness. The film takes pleasure joyously toying with your perceptions and subverting them with a compelling story of man’s power to lie and destroy lives for either personal gain or sick pleasure. And as for the final twist, the less said the better; all we will say is that it is the best-delivered finale twist in a horror suspense film since Tobin Bell got up from that bog room floor in Saw. Simply put, it stuns and digs into your head, providing that final psychological pinch that The Gift had been unknowingly (to us, that is) building up to from the very start.

Usual funnyman Jason Bateman is on top form in leading duties, where he plays things straight and in the process gives us a lead in Simon who becomes far deeper than anticipated. Meanwhile Rebecca Hall is excellent as his wife Robyn, who is without doubt the film’s most sympathetic character and Hall makes her – and we can’t quite believe we are saying this – a believable and rational character. Then there is Edgerton who, as Gordon (or “Gordo”) is on-screen less but his impact is felt in every fabric of the narrative, and Edgerton constantly challenges your viewing reading in the role. There is also some noticeably strong support from Allison Tolman (from TV’s Fargo), who as neighbour Lucy adds to this film’s paranoid and untrusting vibe.

This film may make the odd oversight when it comes to realism, but you would have to be very pithy to hold that against it in a major way. In all, the direction, like the writing, is executed with such professionalism that it is hard to believe the talented actor is making his directorial debut and it leaves us eager to see what else Edgerton does in this genre. Some may be disappointed that this is not all action or a scare-a-thon stalker of a flick, but many more will admire just what this film really is. The Gift doesn’t sacrifice entertainment to morally lecture; it injects an edge-of-seat and cautionary horror tale with cruel humanity, fun, intrigue, twists and scares. Like all the best gifts, this film has come as a complete surprise and is one you will be unwrapping in your head days after viewing. In fact, it might even make you rethink just how you have treated people in the past… beware of presents on your doorstep!

Special Features: Featurettes / Deleted Scenes / Audio Commentary

THE GIFT / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: JOEL EDGERTON / STARRING: JASON BATEMAN, REBECCA HALL, JOEL EDGERTON, ALLISON TOLMAN / RELEASE DATE: DECEMBER 7TH