LORDS OF CHAOS

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From the start, Lords of Chaos is not the hard hitting doc-style account of events that befell the Norwegian Black Metal scene, and Jonas Åkerlund’s opening that this is ‘based on truth, lies and what actually happened’, sets the tongue-in-cheek tone that is the film’s magic, which confirms it as a unique and precious encapsulation of an even more absurd story, and one that will prove infamous, having audience members thus far fainting and one seizure during its screenings.

Set in an Americanised Oslo and Bergen in the 1980s/early ‘90s, it tells the story of the infamous founders of Norwegian Black Metal – the band Mayhem, with our unreliable narrator Øystein/‘Euronymous’ (Culkin), who plays his leader in ‘terror incarnate’ with a playful vitality that’s soft around the edges, the sweet offset (despite being the ‘leader’, he is all talk) to Kristian ‘Varg/The Count’ (Cohen) and cold stoned sociopath ‘Faust’ (Skarsgård), followed by the film’s almost angelic presence-Pelle/‘Dead’ (Kilmer), whose real-life suicide caused the chain reaction that would lead to… well, a film like this being made.

That Norwegian Black Metal seemingly originated not from a group of threatening blood-drinking Satanists, but a group of comfortably middle-class teenage boys that have their rent paid for their parents even when ostensibly living out their great ‘rock and roll dream’ of drugs, booze, and nihilism is played for laughs, and it’s comedic tone doesn’t let up, despite featuring slasher scenes that wouldn’t be out of place in a Fulci or Argento giallo, and featuring a Sigur Rós soundtrack that adds an emotional depth.

Despite this, the distance works to give the film a disjointed feel, the tone always on top of and outside of its subject matter, ready every second with a joke at its expense. The early 1990s black metal scene is in opposition to what Øystein mocks as the Swedish ‘life metal’ that was popular at the time – a true celebration of chaos, death, and destruction, in juxtaposition with the reality. Cushy lives working at the record store that his parents have funded, eating kebabs all day and faux-posturing in medieval garb at night.

The sudden veer towards a horrific hate crime is one that is inserted into the film almost as casually as how the real-life band and members of the ‘black circle’ appear to have reacted at the time, but what Lords of Chaos is about – like another Culkin vehicle (albeit for Rory’s brother) Party Monster – is the tried and tested story of rags to riches to downfall we love so much, one of rivalries and the struggle for power and how this struggle sours friendships.

Straddling black comedy and horror, Lords of Chaos proves that the best -and most horrific-films of the genre are ones that make you bubble over with tears and fear and laughter in one giant contradiction.

LORDS OF CHAOS / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR: JONAS ÅKERLUND / SCREENPLAY: DENNIS MAGNUSSON, JONAS ÅKERLUND / STARRING: RORY CULKIN, EMORY COHEN, JACK KILMER, VALTER SKARSGÅRD, SKY FERREIRA / RELEASE DATE: MARCH 29TH

Expected Rating: 4 out of 10

BOOK OF MONSTERS

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DIRECTOR: STEWART SPARKE | WRITER: PAUL BUTLER | STARRING: LYNDSEY CRAINE, MICHAELA LONGDEN, LIZZIE AARYN-STANTON, ANNA DAWSON, ROSE MUIRHEAD | RELEASE DATE: VOD OUT NOW

The premise of director Stewart Sparke’s Book of Monsters is a simple one: “Sophie’s 18th birthday party becomes a bloodbath when six terrifying monsters descend upon her house, intent on devouring the party guests and killing anyone who tries to leave…” It’s a standard plot, but the execution of the story is fairly interesting, once one knows the back story.

The Kickstarter for the film allowed those who backed the project to select which monsters would appear in the film, which surprise guest would show up at the party, and what unique weapon would be used at some point in the movie. Following this rubric, one can puzzle out just exactly how a possessed garden gnome comes to be stabbed to death with a vibrator at one point.

It’s like a Choose Your Own Adventure, but with a mysterious, leatherbound book. It’s also far more gloriously gory than any of the pick a path paperbacks we can recall reading as a kid. Book of Monsters is an absolute mess – not plotwise, as it’s pretty straightforward, but there is viscera, blood, and fluids strewn and sprayed all over the scenes within Sparke’s film.

Were that the characters deserving of the gross, though. Everyone in this film is pretty much standard, with the promiscuous girl, the quiet girl, the bitch, the party guy, the nice guy, and so on. It’s pretty difficult to remember anyone’s name, but that doesn’t really matter, because with the exception of Sophie, none of the others peopling Book of Monsters has any sort of backstory. It’s just a matter of waiting for the next bloody setpiece.

The effects are good, and the monster designs are legitimate, but it seems that all the work went into making Book of Monsters look interesting. Unfortunately, beneath the surface, it’s revealed that the film is nothing but a thin veneer.

UNDER THE SILVER LAKE

As a cinephile, Sam (Garfield) should know better from watching enough Hitchcock films than to follow a beautiful ice cold blonde down into a rabbit hole mystery.

Like Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo (he even has the binoculars), he’s trapped in a life he wants to escape (here, too much privilege, beauty, parties, and no work), albeit mentally not physically, and his escape is by watching. Sam is an entitled masculine jerk hiding underneath a good guy façade; one who effortlessly glides into parties, with women eager to do his bidding or help him out, and he responds eagerly with violence in the majority of situations without so much as an aggravation.

His voyeurism – here normalised as just what men do, whilst women exist to be looked at – leads him to Sarah (Keough) who is both parts Veronica Lake emerging from the shadows and Laura Palmer, a beautiful mysterious female with a frozen smile to hide the horrors being done to her. Sam’s sexual obsession to find the newly disappeared Sarah leads him on an odyssey through LA – here as its own character that can’t escape its past, but doesn’t want to. Young hipsters venerate their Hollywood idols but turn the ghosts of its past into nothing more sacred than tombs to desecrate at movie openings and party sites. LA’s past is like a corpse not yet grown cold- and it’s this imagery, of crypts of the cultural past, and the present as one big stasis to be buried under, haunts the film throughout. Partying is only a means to an end.

Another Sam, Sam Shepherd wrote that LA is not a place but a mythos, an idea, one insecure about its own lack of identity and history, one where people are floaters on the periphery (a notion that Sam will ironically echo when talking about the city’s homeless problem). A place where people come to ‘make it’ but wind up becoming nothing more than a flat image on a TV screen or a name on a tombstone.

The problem with all of the stylised beauty and pastiche of Mike Gioulakis’ cinematography is that it amplifies the retro viewpoint that these films had, particularly when dealing with female characters. Women here are puzzles to be solved or femme fatales deceptively clad in white to be wary of (also the owl woman, who is never fully realised or explained), two-dimensional characters that exist in the back pages of newspapers or the cover of playboy. The boundaries between existing for male pleasure and paying the price for it by suffering – albeit beautifully – are blurred.

Manson – another dark spot on LA’s history – is also brought to life through Sam’s lead into the obvious – women brainwashed into obeying cultish leaders, and the link between cult follower and sex worker is casually drawn with a flippant nod.

All the same, in stark contrast to his work in It Follows, where men and women alike were punished for sex, here women have no autonomy, nor seem to want to, and men are painted as victims; gawkers that are barked at (literally and metaphorically) and deemed to be wary of, but also the makers of culture, in one bizarre twist that features Jeremy Bobb as a songwriter claiming credit from everything for Nirvana to the Backstreet Boys.

The references aren’t enough to change a story that is as old as time, one of a man escaping himself through the cause of a doomed woman, only to find she isn’t doomed at all. Mitchell’s take on the Technicolor noir is crowded with cinematic and literary references, from Golden Age and Classical Hollywood, to superhero comic books, to subliminal messages in advertising, and it’s a twisty-turvy tale that’s both exhausting and maddening, only redeemed when the film dares to self reflexively mock Sam and his self-important quest.

UNDER THE SILVER LAKE / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: DAVID ROBERT MITCHELL / STARRING: ANDREW GARFIELD, WENDY VANDEN HEUVEL, RILEY KEOUGH / RELEASE DATE: MARCH 15TH

Expected Rating: 9 out of 10

CAPTAIN MARVEL

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Captain Marvel (the movie) has a lot of missions to accomplish.

It has to introduce Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel (the character); build her up to the promise hinted at in Avengers: Infinity War (she must be pretty big deal if Nick Fury never felt the need to call her before); pay respect to the history of the comic versions of both Captain Marvel and Carol Danvers; explain where she’s been for the last TWENTY FOUR YEARS (the movie takes place mostly in 1995) AND avoid derailing the hype train for April’s Avengers: End Game.

Does it achieve these goals? Mostly.

Somewhat surprisingly, Captain Marvel throws you straight into the story with no reference to the stakes, or plot, of Infinity War, or even hints when events are taking place. Larson is Vers, a member of a Kree strike team, that includes Yon-Rogg (Jude Law), Minn-Erva (Gemma Chan), and Korath (Djimon Hounsou), last seen in the first Guardians of the Galaxy. Unlike her squad mates, Vers is blessed with energy-based powers but cursed with amnesia, unable to remember anything before the Kree found her.

After an extraction mission goes awry, Vers finds herself on planet C-53 (Earth!) along with a squad of shapeshifting Skrulls, the sworn enemies of the Kree. She sets out to hunt down the Skrulls, find a mysterious Earth woman who appeared in memories jogged loose by a Skrull interrogation device and explore her past and a strange connection she feels to the planet.

As a standalone film and introduction, Captain Marvel does exactly what it sets out to do. Apart from the soundtrack, it manages to avoid wallowing too much in ‘90s nostalgia and slowly builds up Larson’s character (and power levels) but not quite to the stature of Carol in the comics. As a standard issue movie amnesiac it’s a little hard to engage with her but thankfully, Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., having undergone a Marvel FX facelift, more than helps carry the movie as it becomes a buddy road movie for a time. The history of Mar-Vell and the Kree-Skrull war are given some interesting updates while remaining faithful to the originals and Mendelsohn injects a tonne of menace and humour into head Skrull, Talos.

The only problem is that Marvel might have set too high a bar for themselves with the previous 20 entries in the MCU. While the action turns into a CGI slugfest by the climax, the earlier, more grounded action sequences can’t hold a candle to The Winter Soldier. When it’s funny, it’s not as funny as Thor: Ragnarok. It’s not quite as emotional as GOTG and the score can’t muster a theme quite as stirring as Silvestri’s for The Avengers or Jackman’s for Winter Soldier.

The inclusion of Korath and Ronan also feels somewhat needless, unless Marvel plans to feature them again in future Captain Marvel movies revealing what she has been up to since 1995 – which wouldn’t be a bad idea. Captain Marvel is a great introduction is a great introduction to the character and a post-credits sting sets up Avengers: Endgame nicely. By no means bad, Captain Marvel is still an enjoyable space-slash-superhero adventure, but Carol Danvers might have been better served by being introduced a little earlier in the release order.

CAPTAIN MARVEL / CERT:12A / DIRECTOR: ANNA BODEN, RYAN FLECK / SCREENPLAY: ANNA BODEN, RYAN FLECK, GENEVA ROBERTSON-DWORET / STARRING: BRIE LARSON,  SAMUEL L. JACKSON, BEN MENDELSOHN, JUDE LAW, ANNETTE BENING, LASHANA LYNCH, CLARK GREGG / RELEASE DATE: MARCH 8TH

Expected Rating: 9 out of 10

BEING FRANK: THE CHRIS SIEVEY STORY

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Whether you followed his music career, the surreal hijinks of his big-headed alter ego or never even heard of Chris Sievey, this documentary is a mesmerising look into the often self-destructive mind of an artistic genius.

When Sievey died in 2010, there was an unprecedented outpouring of grief. It seems there were so many people touched by the lunacy of his character Frank Sidebottom that they instantly donated to give him a decent funeral, and then later to erect a statue to his creation in his honorary home of Timperley, just outside of Manchester. This extended to the production of this documentary, a crowdfunded labour of love for filmmaker Steve Sullivan, who had worked with Frank on a short film covering his Magical Timperley Tour. It was a mammoth undertaking; Sullivan took possession of dozens of boxes that contained everything Sievey had kept over the years. It turns out that he was a massive hoarder, but Sullivan has managed – with the help of Chris’ family, friends, and fans – to piece together a semblance of a life story.

We’re introduced to Sievey as a young man, his mind full of imagination and always striving to create and be something more than a regular 9-to-5 worker. The progression from wannabe pop star with his band The Freshies (who should have been massive with their catchy ditties) to perpetual man-child Frank Sidebottom is covered thanks to Chris’ obsessive use of video; whether it was Super 8 cine film or early mammoth-sized camcorders, he documented his band, family, and random thoughts perfectly. Watching this footage now gives us a much clearer insight into the man than any pseudo-intellectual retrospective put together by people who never came into contact with him. Instead, his story is told through those who knew him. There’s no pontificating about deep meanings in his work (although there is a secret code that Chris inserted into his posters for Frank that provides a Da Vinci-type mystery to his story), just a no holds barred revelation of his ups and downs.

There were many downs. No punches are pulled when it comes to Sievey’s flaws, his recklessness with money and later dependence on drink and dalliance with drugs is almost as sad as the fact that despite unquestionable talent, he never quite made it as big as he deserved to be. Sure, Frank was a well-known face (or at least head) on TV – particularly children’s shows – but there’s a feeling that, like many people when they reach a certain level of success, he was trapped by his most famous creation.

Sullivan’s film is a rollercoaster of emotions for fans of Sievey; it’s hard not to see his end as a cruel tragedy, but there is enough joy in his work on show in the documentary to offset the ultimate sadness. While it doesn’t touch on everything he did – the film would be ten times the length if it did and Sullivan had to edit down a nine-hour first cut to a more seat-friendly 100 minutes or so – we get a real sense of Sievey’s anarchic life and how much his art – in whatever form it took – meant to him.

Like all the best documentaries, however, you could watch with no prior knowledge and still be completely captivated. If you have a passing recollection of Sievey’s creation – or only knew of him from the Hollywood version portrayed by Michael Fassbender, then this will open your eyes to what he put himself through to make people laugh, and it will also reveal the genius that was behind those big blue eyes. It will also show you there was much more to Chris than a papier-mâché head. Being Frank is certainly not bobbins, and should be on everyone’s must-see list.

BEING FRANK: THE CHRIS SIEVEY STORY / DIRECTOR: STEVE SULLIVAN / STARRING: CHRIS SIEVEY, MARK RADCLIFFE, RICK SARKO, BARRY SPENCER / RELEASE DATE: MARCH 29TH

Expected Rating: 8 out of 10

HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U

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After escaping death (by dying multiple times), Tree (Jessica Rothe) seems to have her life back on track – that is until she discovers who and what has caused this time loop and once again gets thrown into the fire of reliving the same day – this time in a different dimension.

Ever since its announcement – and quick turnaround from the first film – audiences have had one question on their mind – “How are they going to do a sequel?” Well, the answer is simply this – they’ve added a multitude of new genres into the pot and created a wonderfully unique and solid second instalment in this crazy concept. From its roots of campy horror-comedy in Happy Death Day to adding dimension shifting sci-fi and strong emotional arcs in this follow-up, this series has it all – and we can only hope they’ll be more to come in the future (Happy Death Day: The Musical anyone?).

Writer/director Christopher Landon continues to prove that taking risks can reap great rewards. This particular story has Tree and her new boyfriend Carter (Israel Broussard) have their life turned upside down once again when Ryan’s (Phi Vu) science project is at the root of all of their problems. With our heroes jumping between different planes of existence, the mixture of tones works absolute wonders and there are plenty of Easter eggs for avid fans to scour the film for. No matter what Landon throws at the cast, every single person looks as though they are having a fantastic time and that really translates to the screen.

You can go from laughing at one particular scene to having the pace slowed right down with an emotional gut-punch and it just feels right. That in part is down to Rothe’s brilliant performance. She truly embraces the insanity that Tree is having to endure and here she has grown even more as a character. In the first film, Tree is under the scrutiny of the killer whereas in this film, she takes complete control of her life and destiny. This leads to some truly creative and brutal death scenes including the terrific skydiving scene you may have seen in the trailers.

From the outset, it’s plain to see that Landon had a killer idea and ran full throttle with it and never held back. This, in turn, has created a unique, funny, thrilling, and highly entertaining film that goes from strength to strength in this sequel. Happy Death Day 2U is a rip-roaring success and will easily please and delight fans of the original but may alienate those who don’t grasp its zany concept.

POLAR

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DIRECTOR: JONAS ÅKERLUND | SCREENPLAY: JAYSON ROTHWELL | STARS: MADS MIKKELSEN, VANESSA HUDGENS, MATT LUCAS, KATHERYN WINNICK | RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW (NETFLIX)

As the world’s greatest assassin, Duncan Vizla AKA The Black Kaiser (Mikkelsen) is approaching retirement and a hefty payout, while his employer Mr Blut (Lucas) has a very different plan in the movie adaptation of the Dark Horse graphic novel of the same name. From the outset, the film is a tonal mess. We’re first introduced to a batch of younger assassins, complete with codenames and obvious gimmicks (worse than some WWE superstars) as they carry out an assassination of a retired agent. As we get acquainted with each assassin, a graphic is displayed on screen as if taken directly from a comic book, which is a nice stylistic choice. That being said, the colour pallet we’re presented with is comparable to cranking the contrast and brightness on your TV up to the maximum level, which works to begin with, until we shift focus to Vizla living in a remote town covered in snow – a jarring divergence from what we’ve already witnessed. And it doesn’t get better from there.

As we cut back and forth between Vizsla and the ragtag bunch of assassins, the tone is so inconsistent that you can’t quite figure out if this is meant to be a comedy or something more serious. It’s as if John Wick and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World had a baby, and it inherited none of what made those two movies great. After each dramatic or action-packed scene, it transitions in the cheapest looking way possible to our bumbling, over the top villain Mr Blut. Don’t get us wrong, Matt Lucas can be fantastic, but this piece of casting feels really out of place. We never thought that we’d see Lucas going face-to-face with Mikkelsen in any capacity!

Concerning the violence that one would expect from an assassin thriller, the box is undoubtedly ticked. Vizla’s rampage in the final act of the film is easily the most entertaining and brutal part of the story, with no expense was spared. However, when it comes to progressing the narrative and developing interesting characters, there just isn’t much there. Vizla’s neighbour Camille (Hudgens) feels like an obvious bargaining chip with a cheap backstory until it’s painstakingly forced into the plot for the ending and, like Mikkelson in the first act, Hudgens sadly looks bored with what’s happening.

With an acting powerhouse such as Mikkelsen at the helm of an action thriller, one would think that the outcome would be much more entertaining and well crafted, but that isn’t the case. Two-dimensional characters, questionable casting choices and a lacklustre script means that the two-hour runtime slogged from start to finish rather than feeling like an adrenaline-induced, blood-filled dream that it could have been.

THE KID WHO WOULD BE KING

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It’s been eight years since writer/director Joe Cornish burst onto the scene with Attack the Block. While he’s been busy working with the likes of Edgar Wright and Steven Spielberg on the screenplays for Ant-Man and The Adventures of Tintin, The Kid Who Would Be King seems like an unusual choice for his return to the director’s chair. Far more child-friendly than the 15-rated Block, Kid nevertheless exhibits many of the hallmarks of his previous film; great performances from child actors, a goofy tall skinny kid, Adam Buxton in some shape or form and a commitment to a making a fantastic concept feel as real as possible.

After fleeing school bullies on the way home, Alex Elliot happens into a building site ends up pulling a sword from a stone. Well, from a foundation block with rebar sticking out of it. Thinking it’s just a ‘cool’ thing to have, it’s not until he’s attacked at night by a ‘Mortis Miles’, an undead soldier that looks like something straight out of Dark Souls that he begins to realise that might be more than a cool prop sword. It may well be the sword Excalibur, and thus Alex is the leader Britain needs in its time of need, (no, not Brexit), even if he is just 12 years old.

Teaming up with his best friend Bedders, those bullies from earlier and a hilarious goofy Merlin disguised as a lanky teen, Alex will need to find a way to defeat King Arthur’s sister, Morgana, still lusting for the sword, before she escapes her prison deep beneath the earth and dooms the world to eternal slavery.

Put like that, Kid sounds like a ridiculous children’s adventure, one that would seem at home in a cheap TV movie, but there’s such a commitment to building the characters and the world around them, while utterly serious, that the film can’t help but win you over. This is more than partially due to the child actor leads, with incredibly relatable performances from Louis Ashbourne Serkis (son of Andy) and Dean Chaumoo. Angus Imrie provides a neat take on an undercover, young, Merlin, occasionally sneezing into the form of Sir Patrick Stewart. All lanky awkwardness and portentous declarations, kids will be sure to be mimicking his wacky magical hand gestures leaving the cinema.

The cinematography by Bill Pope (The Matrix, Army of Darkness) and ethereal score by the Electric Wave Bureau also helps lend the film a unique atmosphere.

A lack of real threat on screen does leave the action feeling slightly weightless, but that’s a complaint that could be equally levelled at The Goonies or E.T., the type of ‘80s children’s movie free from adult supervision that Cornish seems to be, very successfully, paying tribute to.

With more than enough twists and surprises to keep adults engaged and a great message about standing up for yourself, The Kid Who Would Be King is a ridiculously good-natured tale for kids of all ages.

THE KID WHO WOULD BE KING / CERT:TBA / DIRECTOR: JOE CORNISH / SCREENPLAY: JOE CORNISH / STARRING:  LOUIS ASHBOURNE SERKIS , DEAN CHAUMOO, ANGUS IMRIE,  RHIANNA DORRIS, TOM TAYLOR, PATRICK STEWART, REBECCA FERGUSON / RELEASE DATE: FEBRUARY 15TH

Expected Rating:  6 out of 10

ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL

In the 26th Century, Dr Dyson Ido (Christoph Waltz) discovers the intact head of a cyborg in the scrapheap of Iron City, a slum that exits below Zalem, the floating city. After repairing the cyborg and giving her a new body, our hero Alita (Rosa Salazar) is born and must discover who she really is and where she comes from. Throughout her journey, she comes face to face with a batch of hunter-warriors, the devastatingly powerful Grewishka (Jackie Earle Haley), and love interest Hugo (Keean Johnson) in her attempt to reclaim her identity.

Based on the original 1990’s manga by Yukito Kishiro, directed by Robert Rodriguez and co-written and produced by film legend James Cameron, Alita: Battle Angel is a sci-fi blockbuster treat. It has long been fact that western adaptations of eastern material (more specifically Japanese manga) have never quite hit the mark; from the casting debacle of 2017’s Ghost in the Shell to the letdown of Netflix’s Death Note that same year, so you won’t be surprised by people’s trepidation going into Battle Angel, but it must be said that this is easily the most faithful manga adaptation to date – and that may be down to the fact that it’s been twenty years in the making. Cameron first acquired the rights to the film in 1999 and had penned a script before shifting focus to creating Avatar. Since then, the film had been in limbo until Rodriguez signed on to direct, and we are so thankful that time, care and attention to detail were spent creating this visual delight.

With advancements in CGI technology and motion capture, it was possible to create a true version of Alita, although it’s not just the CGI that makes this character. That falls to Rosa Salazar who, even though her entire face is CG, gives an incredible portrayal that is one the of the most human performances we have ever seen. As the audience, we are welcomed into this post-apocalyptic world in a similar vein to the way Alita does – confused and innocent, not knowing who she is or where she came from. That is one of the main reasons why this film works – a story like this hits a lot of the same beats that we have seen before (which for some is a major downside), but Battle Angel adds a very human story to a cyborg that a lot of people can relate to.

While Rosa is the true star of the show, her supporting cast are strong as well. Christoph Waltz as Dr. Ido oozes a powerful parental performance, and his scenes with Alita allow us to slow down between the high adrenaline action to remind us where the heart of the story lies – in their relationship. He feels an instant connection to Alita and, after his troubled past, doesn’t want her to make the mistakes that he has made. Newcomer Keean Johnson as Hugo does a great job of being not only the love interest for Alita but also a gateway for her to truly understand what it is to be human.

The film is a beautiful assault on your eyes as the CGI teams at WETA Digital, DNEG and Framestore have shown exactly why Cameron was right to hold off for this long (we understand that some of that delay was not entirely him). Back when the first trailer dropped, audiences who were not familiar with the source material were instantly put off by Alita’s eyes, but, in order to be as close to the original manga, this had to be the case. The final product is absolutely breathtaking. Her facial expressions are so lifelike that you instantly forget that it’s not real. Furthermore, her foes and allies (especially Grewishka and Ed Skrien’s angsty hunter warrior Zapan) are masterfully crafted and loyal to their paper counterparts.

The only downside to the film as a whole lies in the fact that a lot of the story beats are very familiar and, in some cases, have been done better elsewhere. The romance angle and the way that the film ends with a solid climax coupled with obvious sequel bait may be a turn off for some. But truthfully, there is plenty of content to thoroughly enjoy – the mindblowing effects, heart pounding action set pieces and core narrative are more than enough to satisfy mass audiences in this blockbuster gift. The real reason for a sequel bait ending is, for those in the know, because there is so much more of this world that we can explore due to the expansive source material. From the rest of Alita’s main journey to her spin-off story The Mars Chronicles, we can be sure to revisit the Iron City in the near future as long as the film does well commercially.

Alita: Battle Angel is a true blockbuster film that proves that time, patience and care when adapting an original source material does absolute wonders. Salazar’s version of Alita is one of the most human stories and performances in recent memory and holds the film together when it almost loses it legs towards the final act. Treat yourself to this visually stunning tale in IMAX.

ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL / CERT: 12 / DIRECTOR: ROBERT RODRIGUEZ / SCREENPLAY: JAMES CAMERON, LAETA KALOGRIDIS / STARRING: ROSA SALAZAR, CHRISTOPH WALTZ, JENNIFER CONNELLY, KEEAN JOHNSON / RELEASE DATE: 6TH FEBRUARY (UK), 14TH FEBRUARY (USA)

PRIMAL

PRIMAL / CERT: R (USA) / DIRECTOR: NICK POWELL / SCREENPLAY: RICHARD LEDER / STARRING: NICOLAS CAGE, FAMKE JANSSEN, KEVIN DURAND / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW (USA)

When presented with the sentence “Nicolas Cage hunts a murderer on a cargo ship full of loose, wild animals,” it becomes clear that there are two types of people in the world: those who think “Cage obviously needs money, again” and those who think “that sounds absolutely outstanding.” If you fall into the latter camp, then you’re most likely a fully-fledged member of The Cult of Cage®, so listen up because Primal is almost certainly for you.

Somewhere along the line of trying to make “Die Hard on a boat meets Snakes on a Plane on a boat,” someone made the absolutely genius decision to cast Nicolas Cage. For Cage aficionados, Primal does absolutely not disappoint. Sure, there’s minimal overt Cage-iness; he doesn’t spend too much time running around screaming about venomous snakes and big cats like you may be imagining. He does, however, relish in the opportunity to play a total dick: Frank Walsh, a game-hunter whose knowledge of Brazilian wildlife is second to none and who makes no secret of how annoying he finds it when people underestimate his abilities. Truly, Primal is a film that asks the question “Is man the deadliest predator?” before quickly deciding that, no; a white jaguar is. And it does so while Nicolas Cage stands around, insulting the rest of the cast.

Among the rest of the cast are Famke Janssen, bringing a good deal of personality to her role, and Kevin Durand, doing his very best to out-Cage Cage as the homicidal Richard Loffler, a government-trained assassin gone rogue. Think Rambo, but evil. Speaking of Rambo, if you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage navigate a hostage situation using a bow and arrow, then this is your movie.

Is Primal good? Not exactly. But it is a film in which Nicolas Cage goes man-hunting on a ship full of snakes and parrots and monkeys and, at one point, screams “Take it easy with my cat!” and, in a way, that’s good enough. As a resting post, as fans await more Cage lunacy between the likes of Mom and Dad and Mandy, Primal is highly recommended. It falls firmly into the category of must-see Cage, as opposed to the other category of Nicolas Cage movies which are more along the lines of “Cage paying off debts accrued from buying too many illegally-obtained dinosaur fossils at auction.”

The film-lover in you might be less than impressed, but your inner Nicolas Cage fan will have an absolute blast.