ASTERIX: THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC POTION / CERT: PG / DIRECTORS: ALEXANDRE ASTIER, LOUIS CLICHY / SCREENPLAY: ALEXANDRE ASTIER / STARRING: KEN KRAMER, C. ERNST HARTH, JOHN INNES / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW
There is always hope. Each time you approach a new version or addition to the catalogue of something you love now or did in your youth, you do so with the kind of fingers crossed, tense anticipation you would if you were about to open the results for exams you barely revised for. It might have gone well… you might have gotten lucky. But deep down you know that in the uncomfortable moments following the opening of the envelope a tidal wave of regret and disappointment will sweep over you, and you’ll begin to question why you ever bothered in the first place.
Which brings us neatly to Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion, the fifteenth film adaptation of René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo’s iconic Gallic heroes to be released and the second from directors Louis Clichy and Alexandre Astier. Rather importantly it is also only the second to be based upon new material, as if the 38 books – albeit only 23 from the original creators – don’t provide enough storytelling themselves. Perhaps that’s it? Perhaps Clichy and Astier didn’t want to revisit one of the tried and tested canonical stories but instead opted to head down a kind of greatest hits journey, adding ingredients mechanically in the hope that a narrative will somehow spring from the cauldron.
Because that is largely what we have here. Every one of the famous characters gets their moment from Obelix bemoaning the fact he has never tasted the titular potion to the ageing Geriatrix being the butt of, well, ageing jokes. There are boars a-plenty, Romans to be thumped and even the pirates are crow-barred in for an appearance. But everything just falls flat. The humour is more of an impression of the original wit than a continuation. And the story is in such a hurry to get its points across that it becomes lost amidst the episodic sketches that make up much of the running time.
It must be said that the CG animation is impressive and fans of the books will enjoy seeing the village and its inhabitants so beautifully brought to life. The story premise itself – druid Getafix needs to find an apprentice to pass the recipe for the magic potion on to in light of his recent flirtation with mortality – is good, and something that has not been dealt with previously. But the whole thing just feels so frustratingly underserved, as if the need to make this film won out over any thoughts of whether it should be made.
Disappointing.










