GRAND PIANO

DVD REVIEW: GRAND PIANO / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: EUGENIO MIRA / SCREENPLAY: DAMIEN CHAZELLE / STARRING: ELIJAH WOOD, JOHN CUSACK, KERRY BISHÉ, ALEX WINTER, DON MCMANUS / RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 20TH

After waiting for a UK release for an age, Grand Piano is finally available on DVD. The premise of Mira’s film may sound a little odd and non-engaging, but the film works surprisingly well. Elijah Wood plays Tom Selznick, the best pianist of his generation but somebody who has been retired for 5 years after “choking” when it came to playing a near-unplayable piece. With his mentor dead, Selznick agrees to return to play for a tribute show of shorts. With the press and loved ones worried that he may bottle it, the pressure is firmly on. Once at the piano, it’s soon revealed that a lunatic (Cusack) has his sniper set on Selznick and wife Emma (Bishé). His threat? If Tom fudges one note during the performance, his wife gets a bullet between the eyes.

Despite a plot that may seem a little stretched to some, Grand Piano delivers an engulfing story that will grab hold of your attention a lot more than you may have bargained for. Away from the initial, basic description as told above, the film is cleverly put together and answers any obvious questions – like why not alert somebody to the lunatic sniper in the gantry – that may crop up along the way. Yes, some of the logic may still be a tad questionable, but Mira’s movie does just enough to remain on track with its actions and narrative. And don’t be afraid that the film will just be 90 minutes of Elijah Wood sat at a piano, as there is a lot more going on and Mira does his best to mix up the action and keep the viewer on their toes.

In terms of stars, the key performers here are Elijah Wood and the fantastic musical arrangement by Victor Reyes, all intricately crafted together by Mira. Wood does well at the centre of the tale, having a likeable charm to his on-the-edge pianist while he never overplays the role. As for the music, it is in itself a character in the story. Given the nature of the film, there is much time where the only audio is the music, giving the film almost a silent movie charm at times. Added to this, the music being played throughout the film is often matched to what is happening on screen, adding a sense of drama and tension to Grand Piano.

At its core, Grand Piano is a tense, suspense-filled thriller with an element of the underdog about it. As the story unravels and we find out the real reasoning behind what is going on – sadly with Cusack only physically on screen for no more than 10 minutes – it adds a nice twist element to the tale. Whilst it isn’t particularly ground-breaking, Grand Piano is a welcome change of pace, with its traditional values of tension and the pacing of the story, in a genre that is often littered with fast-moving, overcooked disappointments.

Special Feature: None

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I CLOWNS (THE CLOWNS)

BLU-RAY REVIEW: I CLOWNS (THE CLOWNS) / CERT: U / DIRECTOR: FEDERICO FELLINI / SCREENPLAY: FEDERICO FELLINI, BERNARDINO ZAPPONI / RICCARDO BILLI, FEDERICO FELLINI, GIGI REDER / RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 27TH

Federico Fellini’s oeuvre is so loaded with strange and influential films that it’s easy for some to get overlooked in favour of Juliet of the Spirits or 8½. The Clowns, however, as part of the Masters of Cinema series has been given the Blu-ray overhaul and plays more like a curiosity than some great underappreciated part of the director’s work.

The Clowns, a barmy blend of documentary and fantasy, may very well have been made for TV, but it did receive a simultaneous theatrical release. Articulating his own complicated fascination with circus performers, the film is almost a companion piece to Fellini’s masterful 1954 film La Strada, which captured the circus in a fuller, less rose-tinted light.

That isn’t to say that The Clowns was shot with blinkers on, it does capture the energy and exploitation of the big top, but with little of the cruelty. In any case, it’s certainly superior to Roma, which, two years later, adopted a similar chaotic structure with less of the insight or humour.

Though there isn’t much in the way of narrative, Fellini does talk of his early experiences of the circus and how he, like many, was scared of clowns; wistfully conjuring up an Italy filled with grotesques, themselves clowns by any other name. Starting by simply narrating the piece, he soon takes up the role of interviewer, leading the viewer on a tour through seminal circus performers throughout Italy and France. There’s even Charlie Chaplin’s daughter Geraldine with a bubble machine.

In typical Fellini fashion, it’s quite odd, beautifully shot and lit with all the knowing of a renaissance painting, indeed the primitive pleasure of the circus has perhaps never looked as good on screen. But it’s not without its sadness, with many of those interviewed and Fellini himself stating that the circus of their past no longer exists.

There may very well be moments of laughter and enlightenment, though the sequences of clowning do grow tiresome quickly and while it does wear thin, it’s always well shot. In searching for the clowns place in history and society, Fellini proved again why he’s such a revered and significant filmmaker.
Extras: Fellini’s Circus

NIGHT OF THE COMET

BLU-RAY REVIEW: NIGHT OF THE COMET / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: THOM EBERHARDT / SCREENPLAY: THOM EBERHARDT / STARRING: ROBERT BELTRAN, CATHERINE MARY STEWART, KELLI MARONEY / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

When a comet passes Earth for the first time in 65 million years (surely a warning in itself, although how anyone knows that that was the last time it committed a fly-by is a mystery in itself), just about everyone on the planet is determined to watch what is promised to be a fantastic light show. Only problem is that by watching the ensuing event, you’ll be turned into a pile of red dust. The only people saved from this apocalyptic scenario are those who spent the time encased within a steel lined room.Fortunately for Valley Girls and sisters, Regina (Stewart) and Samantha (Maroney), they were.

The girls awaken to find a very different world, where the only people left standing are either mutated zombies or nefarious government officials trying to find a cure. In a world where shopping is now free and traffic is a thing of the past, the girls need to keep their wits about them to stay alive. When they’re taken to an underground facility, under the premise of safety and ensuring the continuation of the human race, it’s only then the government officials make their real intentions very clear.

Also starring a pre-Star Trek: Voyager Robert Beltran, this is a prime example of cheesy ‘80s horror; with its tongue firmly in cheek, the film doesn’t try to be something it’s not. As a result, it’s just an entertaining slice of nostalgia.

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of this cult classic, Arrow have done a really good job with this rerelease. The transfer is pretty clean and crisp, and they have gotten quite a few of the main players to contribute new interviews that shed light on a production that was so low budget that it wasn’t unheard of for the actors to be working on the abandoned streets of Los Angeles at Christmas just to get the right post-apocalypse feel. It’s fun. It’s throwaway. Most importantly, Night of the Comet is a real blast from the past and a very entertaining one at that!

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ALPHA AND OMEGA: THE LEGEND OF THE SAW TOOTHED CAVE

DVD REVIEW: ALPHA AND OMEGA: THE LEGEND OF THE SAW TOOTHED CAVE / CERT: U / DIRECTOR: RICHARD RICH / SCREENPLAY: TOM KANE / STARRING: BEN DISKIN, KATE HIGGINS, DEE DEE GREENE, G.K. BOWES / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

Lionsgate and Crest Animation have spawned another straight-to-DVD addition to the bloated Alpha and Omega franchise. With each sequential release held together only by the same characters, The Legend of the Saw Toothed Cave follows last year’s A Howl-iday Adventure and the Winter Olympics-themed Great Wolf Games earlier this year.

Since the first mediocre instalment, the voice acting has taken a violent nosedive. The 2010 title boasting Dennis Hopper and Christina Ricci among its cast, the fourth, however, is pretty poor all round with video game voiceover actress G.K. Bowes being the best of a bad bunch.

Though it’s up to the same quality animation-wise as its predecessors, The Legend of the Saw Toothed Cave still sports the remarkably unfunny jokes and slapstick gags that end up being downright annoying rather than rib-tickling. Still, it’s one to keep the little ones quiet for forty-odd minutes.

However, the story does get a whole lot more interesting when blind wolf Daria reveals her plight. At its heart, it’s a story of segregation and family bonds with a splash of Darwinism thrown in, if thinly spread. Gimmicky at best, and with a fifth instalment set for 2015, the Alpha and Omega series isn’t quite in its death throes yet.

Special Features: None

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THE 100-YEAR-OLD-MAN WHO CLIMBED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND DISAPPEARED

DVD REVIEW: THE 100-YEAR-OLD-MAN WHO CLIMBED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND DISAPPEARED / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: FELIX HERNGREN / SCREENPLAY: FELIX HERNGREN, HANS INGEMANSSON / STARRING: ROBERT GUSTAFSSON, IWAR WIKLANDER, DAVID WIBERG, MIA SKÄRINGER / RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 27TH

On the day that he turns 100, Allan Karlsson (Gustafsson) decides that he doesn’t want to attend his birthday party being held at the retirement home at which he resides. Instead, he climbs out of his window in his slippers and walks to the local bus station. There, he buys a one-way ticket to a town and comes into possession of a suitcase filled with drug money. When he arrives at his destination, he makes a new friend, Julius, and thus begins an adventure that involves more stragglers who become part of this rag-tag team of unlikely heroes. Benny (Wilberg) and Gunilla (Skäringer)  join up – along with Gunilla’s elephant – as the drug dealers try to catch up with them and get their money back before their boss (played in a cameo by Alan Ford in typical Cockney fashion) takes matters into his own hands. Oh, and the police are on their tail as well due to the number of bodies that are starting to pile up.

As events unfold, Allan recounts his life that takes in encounters with Stalin, Franco, having a major hand in building the atom bomb and various scrapes that anyone else would struggle to survive. But as Allan always says, “Whatever will be, will be.

Based on the novel by Jonas Jonasson, the film tries to stay as loyal to the book as possible; having to leave out a leave bits and pieces to assist the running time and it’s not a big problem. The film is irreverent and good humoured enough, regardless of the changes. It is probably closest to Forrest Gump in its set up, with a colourful life history parleyed to the audience throughout whilst keeping a modern and central storyline running throughout.

One can’t help but like the characters involved here and there’s a real quirkiness going on that only helps you appreciate the light tone. It may be a Swedish film, but the humour, understated to the point that it’s almost intelligent comedy, is more refreshing than the current American trend of seeing how far you can push things.

From a fantastical point of view, this is a great little film and we can also strongly suggest you pick up the original novel as it has some extra plot points that are missing here. Good clean fun.

OCULUS

DVD REVIEW: OCULUS / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: MIKE FLANAGAN / SCREENPLAY: MIKE FLANAGAN, JEFF HOWARD / STARRING: KAREN GILLAN, BRENTON THWAITES, KATEE SACKHOFF / RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 20TH

Mike Flanagan’s understated Oculus takes the Paranormal Activity formula and goes in an altogether different direction. While mirrors in horror have failed to reflect anything other than dreary movies, Oculus is a stylish and modern antidote to the genre’s pomposity and excess.

Following the strained relationship of siblings Kaylie and Tim, you slowly piece their dark history together, parasitically linked with a haunted antique mirror. Whether or not the mirror was itself evil would have been better left ambiguous, Flanagan instead telling a psychological chiller; the uncanny element of making the inanimate frightening could have been taken further. Nevertheless, the director’s script is fine-tuned and effective, though lacking.

Flanagan also deftly edits the film, streamlining the past and present which merge more and more into one another, in a psychedelic mix that’s held together remarkably well. It’s all very well shot, with some great camera flourishes, which help to prop up some of the weaker aspects of the film.

Karen Gillan is especially good as the obsessive and slightly unhinged Kaylie. There’s a lot of subtlety to her acting in general, and she brings her game face to Oculus. Katee Sackhoff, too, is on great form as Kaylie’s mum, with her usual strong screen presence.

The music lets the film down, offering up a generic droning peppered with noisy string sections any time there’s blood on screen.

Oculus tries and gets away from the rut the genre is in, but ends up relying on the familiar; the mirror eyed manifestations, especially, suck all the tension and fright-factor. The film does rely on some familiar techniques, but it’s altogether zestier than many of its counterparts (i.e. The Conjuring). Despite its flaws, Oculus does manage to unsettle without being overly explicit and there’s hardly a jump scare in sight.

Extras: Inside the Mirror: Creating Oculus, deleted scenes, Oculus Chapter 3: The Man with the Plan (original short version)

MARK OF THE DEVIL

BLU-RAY REVIEW: MARK OF THE DEVIL (1970) / DIRECTOR: MICHAEL ARMSTRONG / SCREENPLAY: MICHAEL ARMSTRONG, ADRIAN HOVEN / STARRING: HERBERT LOM, UDO KIER, OLIVERA KATARINA, REGGIE NALDER / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

The past, as they say, is a foreign country. Oddly enough, so is Germany.

It was once fashionable to do all sorts of unspeakable things to ordinary people because you thought they might be witches. But here in the British Isles, we were lightweights. During witch-hunting’s golden age, England managed no more than 1,000 witch-burnings (although the Scots put in a more respectable 4,000). However, Germany got all over-efficient and roasted 26,000 innocents. Philipp Adolf von Ehrenberg managed to make our own Matthew Hopkins look like an amateur by clocking-up 900 burnings in Würzburg alone (including his own nephew).

But Hopkins can at least claim he was portrayed on film by no less than Vincent Price in the surprise hit, Witchfinder General (1968). In the spirit of the exploitation movie, it was inevitable the Germans would have a go at the witch-hunt-flick themselves. Witchfinder is generally accepted as a bona fide classic even if there is an argument to say it was nihilistic, mean-spirited and a teensy-bit dull. So how did these witch-hunting over-achievers fare on film? Well they were certainly enthusiastic even if Mark of the Devil (1970) ended up with a British director. Perhaps that’s why it’s nihilistic, mean-spirited and a teensy-bit over the top.

All you need to know of the plot is that it’s about witch-hunters burning and torturing innocent people; there really is no more to say than that. It’s cheap, it shows, and it doesn’t have an ounce of the class of Witchfinder. But what it does have is rather a lot of torture. Seriously, if endless shots of wide-eyed blondes being stretched on racks are your thing, this one’s for you. Fancy a bloke being forced to sit, bare-arsed on a seat of spikes? Look no further. Herbert Lom (in pretty good form as the sexually impotent villain) could almost be directing the film when he tells a henchie to “torture him harder”. In fact, bearing in mind this is a 44-year old movie, it’s somewhat surprising that it still has the power to shock through sadistic violence and little else.

So are we saying it’s bad? Well, that depends. You see, despite director Michael Armstrong’s assertion that this is an historical film, it’s not; it’s a horror-flick and you have to judge it accordingly. Don’t even get us on the subject of historical accuracy – Professor Ronald Hutton has nothing to fear. This is a humourless and sadistic horror from a time when Hammer (who would never have approved) were about to be overshadowed by the new wave. Think about why you like horror; our reasons are all different. The tongue removal scene (it’s the poster money-shot) is pivotal here. If that’s your bag, you’re going to love Mark of the Devil. If you like your horror chilling-but-subtle or you pine for the days of Cushing and Lee bringing a warm-spirited smile to your face, give it a wide berth.

Extras: Optional English and German audio, Newly translated English subtitles for the German audio, Audio commentary by Michael Armstrong, Mark of the Times – documentary on British ‘new wave’, Hallmark of the Devil, Mark of the Devil: Now and Then, Illustrated collector’s booklet.

THE ANOMALY

DVD REVIEW: THE ANOMALY / CERT: 15 / DIRECTED: NOEL CLARKE / SCREENPLAY: SIMON LEWIS / STARRING: IAN SOMERHALDER, NOEL CLARKE, BRIAN COX, ALEXIS KNAPP, LUKE HEMSWORTH / RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 27TH

One man British film industry Noel Clarke is in danger of losing the hard-won respect which earned him the Lawrence Olivier Award for Most Promising Newcomer in 2003 and the BAFTA Orange Rising Star Award in 2009. Ferociously driven and industrious, Clarke made serious waves with his tough, gritty urban dramas Kidulthood and Adulthood although he’d already come to a wider audience’s  attention thanks to his role as Rose Tyler’s hapless boyfriend Mickey in Doctor Who in 2005. But his fondness for genre movies, and his apparent determination to become an action movie star risk sending him into rocky territory. The Anomaly follows up his enjoyable but poorly-received 2012 monster thriller Storage 24 and is, largely, a rather dull, woolly and derivative film with ambitions way above the capabilities of its budget.

The Anomaly doesn’t just wear its influences on its sleeve, it pretty much has them printed in large, friendly letters on T-shirts. It borrows fairly liberally (and almost shamelessly) from the Bourne movies, Source Code, The Matrix, Total Recall, and even entirely coincidentally, admittedly, this year’s Tom Cruise sci-fi yarn Edge of Tomorrow. Clarke plays Ryan, an ex-Army type who wakes up in the back of a van with a terrified kid whose mum’s just been shot by a bloke wearing a red hood.  They escape from the van, run around a futuristic-looking London before Ryan discovers – gasp – a red hood in his pocket. Then he phases out of existence and reappears somewhere else entirely…

Turns out our Ryan is the unwilling guinea pig in a series of mind/body-control experiments being carried out the sinister Dr Langham (Cox) and his good-value sneery son Harkin (Somerhalder). Ryan spends just over nine minutes in one location before zapping off and reappearing somewhere and, sometimes, as someone else.

There are a few nice ideas buried deep in the mush of The Anomaly’s story – but they’re generally ideas we’ve seen more than once before and usually in films with a bit more cash to splash than this one. There are a handful of attempts at suggesting futuristic technology and some effective digital trickery but the whole enterprise is sunk not only by its leaden script and flat direction but, sadly, by Clarke’s largely uncharismatic performance. Slo-mo fight scenes lack energy and momentum and the story, opaque at the best of times, becomes virtually impenetrable as the film stumbles along to its conclusion.

It’s a shame that The Anomaly isn’t a better film because Clarke is clearly a cherishable British talent. But he’s doing himself no favours with stuff like this, which needs to be done with a lot more style, imagination, and money if it‘s to be even halfway credible. Much credit for trying to raise the profile of UK sci-fi cinema, but perhaps Noel might be better off for now turning his attentions to something a bit less ambitious and a bit more grounded.

STREET FIGHTER ASSASSIN’S FIST

DVD REVIEW: STREET FIGHTER ASSASSIN’S FIST / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: JOEY ANSAH / SCREENPLAY: JOEY ANSAH, CHRISTIAN HOWARD / STARRING: MIKE MOH, CHRISTIAN HOWARD, AKIRA KOIEYAMA, SHOGEN ITOKAZU, GAKU SPACE / RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 27TH

The Street Fighter video game provokes a powerful nostalgia amongst a certain generation, but attempts to translate the game’s mythology into a live-action movie has not been terribly successful so far, with most people having less than fond memories of the 1994 feature starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Kylie Minogue. Street Fighter Assassin’s Fist is an attempt to bring the franchise to a grittier, real world style affair.

Street Fighter Assassin’s Fist began as series of 15-minute videos on YouTube and this feature length release re-splices it all into one long movie. Part of the problem is the length; cramming all these weekly episodes together means that the movie lasts for a whopping 146 minutes. Though this gives the movie a steady pace, it is quite slow. The plot is pretty low-key and serves as an origin story of sorts. The plot covers the last phase of Ryu and Ken’s training under Gôken; basically all the really cool stuff like chucking around balls of energy and performing jumping uppercuts. As they train, they begin to discover more about Gôken’s past, and his darker secrets. The story moves back and forth between the days of Ryu and Ken training and the days of Gôken’s own training.

We get a lot of background on Ken and Ryu, the iconic fighters from the game, and their training. Their endless training. This makes the viewer yearn for the next actual fight scene.

Fortunately, the bits in which Ken, Ryu or some other character from the franchise beat each other up are brilliantly done. The hadoken fireballs they toss at each other are very well rendered and we get a real visceral feel for the fight scenes, down to every kick and punch. There’s a real sense of the video game here; the moves are so reminiscent of Street Fighter 2 that you find yourself groping for the control pad.  Surprisingly, the acting is also rather good and the actors themselves are rather pleasing on the eye. This makes the whole thing feel real.

Despite its flaws, the Street Fighter Assassin’s Fist is an entertaining movie that brings the world of Street Fighter to life. More features like this are planned, and fingers crossed they’ll be able to get the budget to put some of the more fantastic elements of this world onto the screen. But for now, this will do.

MALEFICENT

DVD REVIEW: MALEFICENT / DIRECTOR: ROBERT STROMBERG / SCREENPLAY: LINDA WOOLVERTON / STARRING: ANGELINA JOLIE, ELLE FANNING, SHARLTO COPLEY, JUNO TEMPLE / RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 20TH

When it comes to the big A-List actors like George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, it’s easy to forget that, when it comes down to it, some of them can really, properly act. Over the years, Angelina the actress has been massively superseded by Angelina the humanitarian and Angelina the wife of Brad. Half-arsed rubbish like Salt and The Tourist haven’t helped either.

That timely reminder of her talent comes in Maleficent, a revisionist retelling of Sleeping Beauty, from the perspective of the eponymous horn-headed enchantress. What starts out as a fairly clear-cut battle between Good & Evil and Faerie & Mankind becomes something a little sweeter – more heart-rending – as moody Maleficent begins to melt at the charms of cute wee Aurora (Fanning). If you’ve seen Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (of course you have), it’ll all feel very familiar, but cleverly adjusted in the name of shaping an entirely different version of the character.

With this and Frozen (and, to a lesser extent, their progenitor Enchanted), there’s been a very concerted effort from Disney of late to move away from stories of Princes Charming, beautiful princesses and ‘True Love’s Kiss’ – to let the ladies of Disneyland control their own destinies. There is still ample room for all of those things, but there’s also the realisation that maybe there’s more to life – and other kinds of love – than hunky Prince Whatshisface. At front and centre of the film, Jolie is a magnificent Maleficent, both terrifying and sympathetic. There’s a lot of CGI, but it rarely detracts from the character or story. The visuals back her up fully, with a wonderful costume which really brings Maleficent to life, and HD cheekbones so sharp you could use them to peel a (poisoned) apple.

While Elle Fanning, Imelda Staunton and Sam Riley do well as Jolie’s support, the weak link in the armour is poor Sharito Copley as Stefan. Lumbered with an iffy Scottish accent and sad lack of development beyond the first half hour, he feels oddly miscast and underused as the film’s villain. Still, his actions are dastardly enough that it’s hard not to hate the bastard.

As a savvy retooling of an old classic, Maleficent is fantastic. It looks beautiful – like a less bleak Game of Thrones – and manages to retain its heart through an abundance of CGI and not always so well-written supporting characters. It’s fun, frequently comical and often stirring. This is Jolie’s best performance in years. Never mind Prince Charming and the all-singing, all dancing princesses: there’s never been a better time to be bad.