Skip to content

THE HANGED GIRL

Written By:

Rich Cross
The Hanged Girl

by Rich Cross

Do you remember that old-school party game Consequences? Each player takes a turn to write down a fragment of a story before folding over the paper and passing it to the next person to continue the narrative with no knowledge of what’s gone before. Watching The Hanged Girl (previously titled The Haunting at Saint Joseph’s), it feels like the production company might have adopted the same scripting technique. From a humdrum but explicable starting point, the film lurches through a series of bizarre, arbitrary plot flips which stretch any connection to its original premise beyond breaking point.

A group of friends and family head into the great outdoors for a pre-nuptials weekend break. Their destination is an old chapel, refurbished into a high-end holiday let but implicated in rumours about the building’s macabre past involving stories of human sacrifice. As the group tries to relax, latent tensions and awkward secrets surface. This culminates in lots of shouty arguments and, in the risible final act, multiple bloody deaths – none of which have any link to the ancient curse.

The production values on The Hanged Girl are reasonable enough, and while there’s no tension or atmosphere, and nothing exciting about the way the film is shot, it’s competently made. It’s simply that the filmmakers seem to have no idea what story they’re trying to tell. No one’s character journey makes sense, and none of the script’s wider themes is developed, so they end up being left (in an oddly fitting way) hanging. After the chaotic final twenty minutes, the film ends so abruptly that you’re left wondering if the rental company turned up on set to collect the cameras.

stars

THE HANGED GIRL is released on streaming platforms and on DVD in the US on September 5th.

You May Also Like...

armando iannucci to pen script for paddington 4

Armando Iannucci Tapped To Direct PADDINGTON 4

The Thick of It and Veep creator Armando Iannucci is taking on Britain’s favourite marmalade-eating bear, with news that the Scottish comedian will be penning the script for Paddington 4.
Read More
jean grey and cyclops in the season 2 trailer for x-men '97

X-MEN ’97 Season 2 Trailer Sees Mutants Lost In Time

“The X-Men are scattered through time; In the past, from the start of Apocalypse’s reign, to the future, at the height of his rule,” so announces the X-Men ’97 season
Read More
robert de niro in angel heart

ANGEL HEART Series Adaptation To Star Zac Efron

A new adaptation of William Hjortsberg’s 1978 novel Falling Angel, which was famously turned into the Robert De Niro-starring neo-noir horror movie Angel Heart in 1987, is on the way
Read More
robert pattinson plays chris hansen in primetime film about to catch a predator

PRIMETIME Teaser Trailer Sees Robert Pattinson As Chris Hansen

Robert Pattinson loves any excuse to put on a weird voice, and his latest role is no exception: he stars in the new teaser trailer for Primetime, A24’s upcoming film
Read More

BABYLON 5 Heads to LEGEND

The cult sci-fi TV show Babylon 5 is heading back to screens as it lands on LEGEND from June 8th. The show’s synopsis is: Following a war between Earth and
Read More
stormfront in vought rising trailer

VOUGHT RISING Spinoff Series Teases First Look

The world of The Boys is rewinding to the ’50s, with Prime Video releasing a first look at their new spinoff series, Vought Rising. The series will explore the origins
Read More