IRON FISTS AND KUNG FU KICKS

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IRON FISTS AND KUNG FU KICKS / CERT: E / DIRECTOR: SERGE OU / SCREENPLAY: GRADY HENDRIX / STARRING: SCOTT ADKINS, JESSICA HENWICK, JUJU CHAN / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

The producer of the hugely enjoyable Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films brings us this great documentary about the Kung fu genre; cultivated within Hong Kong cinema, and how it slowly infected popular culture and influences Hollywood to this day. There have been many documentaries about Hong Kong cinema and the key players from Bruce Lee to Jackie Chan, so it can be hard to say something new, luckily Iron Fists, includes a lot of information about lesser known Kung fu sub-subgenres, complete with great footage and enough interesting talking heads to provide anecdotes.

We start at the spiritual beginning, with Shaw Brothers studios, discussing how they were the powerhouse of the ‘60s and ‘70s with Run Run Shaw knowing what the public craved – historical epics and much blood and guts, apparently. The talking heads are mainly film critics, but they manage to secure Wilson Yip (director of the Ip Man series) and Cheng Pei Pei (female Kung fu royalty). We get an inevitable Bruce Lee section, but more interestingly, the phenomenon of ‘Bruceploitation’, a ridiculous period of time after Bruce’s death, where studios made a series of films with Bruce lookalikes, trying to cash on the star. There’s even an interview with a director who mercilessly spliced together footage of an early black and white Bruce, with a colour Samurai film, which was meant to be his ancient ancestors; you couldn’t make it up. We also get a nice examination of the popularity of Kung fu in black culture and how breakdancing was inspired by Kung Fu moves, culminating in films such as Black Samurai (1976) starring Jim Kelly. We then get the likes of Cynthia Rothrock, Richard Norton and Billy Blanks talking about their experiences and differences between making a film in Hollywood and Hong Kong, much more bruises in the latter basically. Finally we come full circle with The Matrix (1999) the first Hollywood production to employ Hong Kong choreographers.

 

The documentary does skip over Jackie Chan and Jet Li’s contribution, with only a passing mention and some footage from their movies, which is a sacrilege for some, but to be fair their stories are well known and it’s clear from the Cannon film documentary that Veronica Fury enjoys the weird and wonderful. It would have been beneficial to have more talking heads from Chinese filmmakers, Yuen Woo Ping and Donnie Yen would have been great, yet the only real missed opportunity is Sammo Hung, they do interview him but he only says a handful of things, a true legend of the genre, surely had more to contribute.

We end with a fun reminder of the reach of Kung fu, with an introduction to the Ugandan action film industry and how an American enthusiast got involved after viewing a film on YouTube. The message is that Kung fu is now truly universal, from Oscar glory with Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) to developing countries creating their own films. After watching, if you’re not compelled to throw on a classic, then you’re not the target audience.

ASTERIX: THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC POTION

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ASTERIX: THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC POTION / CERT: PG / DIRECTORS: ALEXANDRE ASTIER, LOUIS CLICHY / SCREENPLAY: ALEXANDRE ASTIER / STARRING: KEN KRAMER, C. ERNST HARTH, JOHN INNES / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

There is always hope. Each time you approach a new version or addition to the catalogue of something you love now or did in your youth, you do so with the kind of fingers crossed, tense anticipation you would if you were about to open the results for exams you barely revised for. It might have gone well… you might have gotten lucky. But deep down you know that in the uncomfortable moments following the opening of the envelope a tidal wave of regret and disappointment will sweep over you, and you’ll begin to question why you ever bothered in the first place.

Which brings us neatly to Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion, the fifteenth film adaptation of René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo’s iconic Gallic heroes to be released and the second from directors Louis Clichy and Alexandre Astier. Rather importantly it is also only the second to be based upon new material, as if the 38 books – albeit only 23 from the original creators – don’t provide enough storytelling themselves. Perhaps that’s it? Perhaps Clichy and Astier didn’t want to revisit one of the tried and tested canonical stories but instead opted to head down a kind of greatest hits journey, adding ingredients mechanically in the hope that a narrative will somehow spring from the cauldron.

Because that is largely what we have here. Every one of the famous characters gets their moment from Obelix bemoaning the fact he has never tasted the titular potion to the ageing Geriatrix being the butt of, well, ageing jokes. There are boars a-plenty, Romans to be thumped and even the pirates are crow-barred in for an appearance. But everything just falls flat. The humour is more of an impression of the original wit than a continuation.  And the story is in such a hurry to get its points across that it becomes lost amidst the episodic sketches that make up much of the running time.

It must be said that the CG animation is impressive and fans of the books will enjoy seeing the village and its inhabitants so beautifully brought to life. The story premise itself – druid Getafix needs to find an apprentice to pass the recipe for the magic potion on to in light of his recent flirtation with mortality – is good, and something that has not been dealt with previously. But the whole thing just feels so frustratingly underserved, as if the need to make this film won out over any thoughts of whether it should be made.

Disappointing.

A SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE: FARMAGEDDON

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A SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE: FARMAGEDDON / CERT: U / DIRECTORS: WILL BECHER, RICHARD PHELAN / SCREENPLAY: JON BROWN / STARRING: JUSTIN FLETCHER, JOHN SPARKES, CHRIS MORRELL, ANDY NYMAN / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

 

Aardman are back once again, and being as reliable as ever, they bless us with another uniquely wonderful stop-motion film, this time it’s the long-awaited sequel to 2015’s Shaun the Sheep Movie. That was the best animated film of that year, and the same case can be made for the sequel, Farmageddon. This time around, we see Shaun trying to get a cute alien toddler named Lu-La back home to her planet while also contending with a government agency tasked with hunting down alien life. Meanwhile back at Mossy Bottom Farm, the Farmer, wanting to have enough money to buy a new combine harvester, decides to open an attraction based on UFO sightings called ‘Farmageddon’.

Just like with the first film, the plot is very straightforward and basic, but it’s within that basic structure lays the underlying charm of Shaun the Sheep. That simplicity gives plenty of room for Aardman to do whatever they want, and there is a lot here that’ll work for everyone: laugh-out-loud comedy, well-timed slapstick, great visual gags, and clever subtle references to various sci-fi films and TV shows, almost to the point where there were even a few Doctor Who-related gags, which made this Whovian very happy! All this services the marvellous stop-motion animation, which is so meticulously crafted, once again showing of Aardman’s impressive attention to detail. It has that quintessentially British charm in its DNA, as well as having its heart firmly in the right place. Oh, and stay tuned during the credits since both the mid and end credit scenes are very memorable, especially the former.

Overall, this is yet another win in a flawless streak of wins for Aardman Animations, and a perfect sequel to an equally perfect first outing spawned off from an already perfect TV show. Phenomenal visual storytelling, hilarious humour, characters that are as charming as they were before, and beautifully-crafted animation, all amount to a brilliant family film that’ll resonate well with adults as well as children. This film shows that Aardman always pour their sweat, blood and tears into every one of their projects, really caring about their own work, and if they care then we care as well, and here’s hoping they strike gold once again with their future projects.

A ROUGH DRAFT

A ROUGH DRAFT / CERT: TBC / DIRECTOR: SERGEY MOKRITSKIY / SCREENPLAY: MAKSIM BUDARIN, DENIS KURYSHEV, SERGEY MOKRITSKIY, OLGA SOBENINA / STARRING: NIKITA VOLKOV, SEVERIJA JANUSAUSKAITE, OLGA BOROVSKAYA, YEVGENY TKACHUK / RELEASE DATE: TBC

A Rough Draft begins as a Kafkaesque mystery where the life of video games designer Kirill becomes gradually erased. A mysterious woman has taken over his flat, while his colleagues, neighbours, friends and even parents and dog have no idea who he is, leaving him with no life other than that offered by the interloper. He has been chosen, for reasons never established, to become the custodian of an abandoned tower that acts as a portal between parallel worlds, damned to an administrative purgatory for the remainder of his now-immortal existence.

The film is based on the novel of the same name by Russian author Sergei Lukyanenko, the creator of Night Watch and its sequels. However, while that saga of a supernatural Cold War playing out on the streets of modern day Moscow fully embraced its utterly bonkers premise from minute one, this attempts to be something far more subdued, to the utter detriment of anything vaguely coherent.

Too much time is spent merely expressing ideas without much in the way of properly developing the characters or building a story, so much so that it’s well over an hour into the film before anything resembling an actual plot is threatened with emergence, and even then it’s something only mentioned so it will actually have some significance when revisited for the climax. Of the characters who do feature, their motives are largely impenetrable due to the story’s disjointed structure that flits about in chronology without making any effort to link its segments into a flowing narrative. They act differently towards one another at various points with nothing in the interim to suggest what might have happened to cause the change, giving the impression that the important events that lend the story lucidity have taken place off screen during the multiple time skips.

Various worlds are representative of aspects of Russian past and national identity, such as a Romanoff-era steampunk world of airships and wintery beauty and a dystopian gulag where dissidents are put to arbitrary labour for nebulous purpose. A whole mythology of transdimensional travel is suggested, but it largely goes unexplored and is only brought up for the odd expository infodump or disjointed set piece.

It isn’t even until late on that the title is even alluded to, making little sense in relation to what has so far been seen. The film doesn’t even have the decency to be a complete story, but ends things with a significant plot thread unresolved, suggesting it will be the focus of adventures to follow. Instead of anticipation for a sequel, the only feeling the incomprehensible mess leaves you with is one that perhaps might have been most appropriate at an unintended meta level.

EVER AFTER (ENDZEIT)

EVER AFTER (ENDZEIT) / CERT: TBC / DIRECTOR: CAROLINA HELLSGÅRD / SCREENPLAY: OLIVIA VIEWEG / CAST: GRO SWANTJE KOHLHOF, MAJA LEHRER, TRINE DYRHOLM, BARBARA PHILIPP / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

The thoughtful and reflective German zombie flick. That’s a sub-genre with more life in it than many of the numerous undead cinematic spawn with which it jostles for attention. Ever After opens two years on from a zombie apocalypse that has overwhelmed the planet. It seems that only two isolated and well-guarded cities have escaped the calamity. The enclave of Weimar survives by imposing an immediate death sentence on anyone who becomes infected, while its more humanist neighbour Jena continues to hunt for a cure that might yet be the world’s salvation.

The film explores this terrible new environment through the eyes of two female protagonists. Vivi is a fragile and grieving teenager, punishing herself with guilt at her failure to protect her sibling when the plague hit. She finds her fate is entwined with that of Eva, an unapologetic kickass young woman willing to do whatever it takes to survive. As both women wrestle with their personal demons, the pair find themselves adrift in the open country between the two cities.

Ever After is, without doubt, an unusual, inventive and surprising film that tries to do something different with what is becoming one of the most overused screen horror tropes. But a determination to try for originality is no guarantee that filmmakers will deliver something truly compelling. And in reality, Ever After is more intriguing than it is arresting.

The film is at its strongest in its quietest moments. As the pair wander through an empty and desolate pastoral landscape, the melancholic atmosphere which permeates everything they encounter draws the viewer in. There’s also a great sense of trepidation as the two drifters approach each new apparently abandoned hamlet, unsure of what they’ll find.

There’s a very deliberate fairy tale ambience (albeit a “grotesque fantasy” one) running throughout the story which works well. It helps to frame the parable elements of the story which explore (without getting too hippy-trippy about it) nature’s determination to rebalance the ‘yin and yang’ of competing pressures when the world slides out of kilter.

The animated corpses pursuing the two women are the frenetic killer zombies of 28 Days Later and not the shuffling human husks of The Walking Dead. This means that the movie’s action sequences are genuinely explosive when they do arrive. But that’s the film’s key problem: trying to meld its own ‘yin and yang.’ There are just too many slow-paced philosophical reflections to keep zombie bloodhounds entertained, and too many of the ravenous undead – and too much gory flesh munching – to keep the art-house indie crowd fully on-side.

You won’t have seen a zombie movie quite like EndZeit. Its existential musings on the nature of the human condition are not the stock-in-trade of grindhouse horror fare, and it’ll keep you off-guard until the low-key finale. But while it’s an interesting experiment in extending the zombie template, it’s not entirely successful and its appeal is likely to remain niche.

THE GALLOWS ACT II

THE GALLOWS ACT II / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: TRAVIS CLUFF, CHRIS LOFING / STARRING: EMA HORVATH, CHRIS MILLIGAN, BRITTANY FALARDEAU / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

The sequel no-one asked for to the film few people liked… The Gallows’ story of a cursed stage play and those tormented by it was hardly up there with Blumhouse’s Get Out, Sinister, Happy Death Day or even the roundly terrible Truth or Dare. Financially though, the original Gallows was a success and so the business model demands a sequel. This greatly-delayed second act (dumped unceremoniously onto VOD after spending years in a vault) reeks of obligation and embarrassment.

The events of this sequel are barely connected to 2015’s predecessor, save for its mythology. When drama student Auna (Ema Horvath) happens across the stage play ‘The Gallows’ (thanks to the intervention of a mysterious YouTube commenter), she is immediately taken by it and performs a monologue from its script for her drama class. No surer than if she’d watched the VHS from The Ring or whatever the ridiculous threat was in Truth or Dare, she unleashes a dreadful curse upon herself and her school chums.

As rote and unimaginative as VOD horror sequels get, Act II is a by-the-numbers rehash of its predecessor’s concept, adding little of value or interest along the way. 2015’s found footage gimmick is, at least, gone, but the film remains ugly and incoherent. Its preposterous twist attempts to sweep over the film’s gaps in logic, but ultimately only makes things worse. Following this misfire, The Gallows is unlikely to see a third act, but as no-one asked for this one either, we should be careful not to speak too soon.

CODE GEASS: LELOUCH OF THE REBELLION

REVIEWED: SEASON 1 & 2 (ALL EPISODES) / DIRECTOR: GORO TANIGUCHI / STARRING: JUN FUKUYAMA, YUKANA NOGAMI, TAKAHIRO SAKURAI / RELEASE DATE: JANUARY 27TH (BLU-RAY – REVIEWED)

Set in an alternative version of Earth in 2017, Lelouch, the son of the King of Britannia (one of the three nations controlling the world) vows to get revenge for the death of his mother in Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion – one of the most popular and recognisable anime series of all time.

Originally airing for two seasons between 2006 and 2008, Code Geass is a perfect example of the superb storytelling, character development and gorgeous visuals that the medium of Anime can produce. The story that follows the titular Lelouch is truly gripping suspenseful from start to finish. After an incident involving a truck, Lelouch meets the mysterious girl, C.C. who gifts him the Geass power that allows him to control the will of anyone he looks at. With this newfound power, he creates the Japanese terrorist group, the Black Knights, and fights back against Britannia to free Japan of its slave name, Area 11 – that’s pretty much the basis of the story, any more shared is deep into spoiler territory – and this is one anime you do not want to have spoiled.

The easiest way to describe Code Geass is that Lelouch can be compared to Light from Death Note – a smart individual with a plan for humanity who is gifted a life-changing power that can change the course of history. Throughout the story, Lelouch encounters various hurdles such as the resisting military, other similar intellectuals and the people that he cares for the most. A lot of the show can also be compared to that of a chess game of war- every move that he makes must be meticulously planned out to pinpoint precision otherwise he loses.

The animation in Code Geass is easily the most visually appealing of its generation – every character has a striking unique look, the vehicles and mechs that feature are awe-inspiring and the action set pieces are like a fine wine. Coupled with a standout soundtrack, Code Geass is the perfect anime for new and old fans alike – if you are looking to get into the wonderful world of anime, this show is a fantastic place to start.

Special Features:

The Special Features on this 8-Disc pack which covers all 50 episodes (25 in each season) are a fantastic accompaniment to a brilliant show. From audio commentaries to concept art, fans of the show have plenty to sift through after a good old rewatch.

  • Season One
    • Disc 1
      • Stage 01 Commentary (with Japanese Cast)
      • Stage 04 Commentary
      • Stage 05 Commentary
    • Disc 2
      • Stage 08 Commentary
      • Stage 11 Commentary
      • Stage 14 Commentary
    • Disc 3
      • Stage 19 Commentary
      • Stage 21 Commentary
    • Disc 4
      • Pictures Dramas – a selection of still images and concept art accompanied by the voice-over talent from the scenes they are depicting
      • US Voice Actor Interviews – Johnny Yong Bosch, Yuri Lowenthal, Kate Higgins, Karen Strassman)
      • Trailers
      • Textless Opening Songs – COLORS (version 1 and 2), Kaidokufunou (versions 1 and 2), Hitomi no Tsubasa)
      • Textless Ending Songs – Yukyou Seishun ka, Mosaic Kakera (versions 1 and 2)
  • Season Two
    • Disc 1
      • Turn 01 Commentary (with Japanese Cast)
      • Turn 04 Commentary
      • Turn 06 Commentary
    • Disc 2
      • Turn 08 Commentary
      • Turn 12 Commentary
    • Disc 3
      • Turn 15 Commentary
      • Turn 19 Commentary
      • Turn 21 Commentary
    • Disc 4
      • Final Turn Commentary (Cast Side & Staff Side)
      • Picture Dramas
      • Extra Flash: Baba Theatre Redux
      • Broadcast version of NEXT TURN (post-credit scenes for each episode)
      • US Trailers
      • Trailers
      • Textless Opening Songs – WORLD END (versions 1 and 2)
      • Textless Ending Songs – Shiawase Neiro, Waga Routashi Aku no Hana (versions 1 and 2)

A SERIAL KILLER’S GUIDE TO LIFE

DIRECTOR: STATEN COUSINS-ROE / SCREENPLAY: STATEN COUSINS-ROE / STARRING: POPPY ROE, KATIE BRAYBEN, BEN LLOYD-HUGHES, SINEAD MATTHEWS, SIAN CLIFFORD, TOMIWA EDUN / RELEASE DATE: JANUARY 13TH

A young woman struggling to find her place in the world turns to the world of self-help. In doing so she meets a woman experienced in life… and violence in Staten Cousins-Roe’s hilariously dark horror comedy, A Serial Killer’s Guide to Life.

Lou (Brayben) is a young woman who seems to be stuck in a rut – she has a dead-end job and lives with her mother – until she decides to turn to the self-help world of inspirational quotes and step-by-step guides to inner peace and serenity before meeting Val (Roe), a strange and mysterious woman who seems to have all the answers for Lou. The two become acquaintances and set off on a budding road trip, visiting various forms of self-help classes and slowly begin to discover who they truly are before things take a drastically dark turn and their lives are changed forever.

Satire is very difficult to do – especially when trying to find the balance of telling an interesting story and also being respectful to anyone affected by the source material. A Serial Killer’s Guide to Life accomplishes this task tenfold and is one of the funniest and most original British films in a long time. It manages to do all of this by firstly being quintessentially British in its characters, mannerisms and setting and secondly by having an incredibly strong writer in Staten Cousins-Roe telling the story and also being behind the camera.

Val and Lou are multi-layered, three-dimensional characters that grow exponentially within the films short 81-minute runtime and that is not only down to the writing but the brilliant performances as well. Roe and Brayben have an unbreakable bond (which begin with them working together on Roe’s other short film This Way Out) which shows from the moment they meet. Val is a strong woman who has reservations on the people around her that is brought to life through Poppy Roe’s physical performance in her body language and facial expressions and Lou is a shy, timid character who through her rough upbringing has a simple mind but possesses a positive outlook on life when she meets Val and goes on a journey of growth.

British Independent filmmaking is something that we laud here at STARBURST and A Serial Killer’s Guide to Life is an absolute gem of a dark comedy – you will definitely want to think twice before turning to those self-help lessons your Auntie linked you on Facebook! From Cousins-Roe’s sublime writing in twisted humour and character development to Roe and Brayben’s sensational chemistry, this film is funny, heartwarming and brutal all in the right measure and should not be missed.

A Serial Killer’s Guide to Life is released on iTunes and other VOD platforms on January 13th – check out our Interview with STATEN COUSINS-ROE and POPPY ROE here.

WOMEN OF MAFIA 2

CERT: 18 | DIRECTOR: PATRYK VEGA | SCREENPLAY: PATRYK VEGA | STARRING: OLGA BOLADZ, KASIA WARNKE, SEBASTIAN FABIJANSKI, AGNIESZKA DYGANT | RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

After the brutal events of the first film, the Women of Mafia are back to finish taking over the drug underworld that was once ruled by men.

Sequels are never an easy task – filmmakers must build on the solid foundations of the predecessor whilst also allowing the film to blossom and mould into its own beast. Unfortunately, with Women of Mafia 2, director Patryk Vega pulls the bottom Jenga piece out and watches his tower come crashing down with a whimper. In the first film, characters such as Bela and Daria had interesting backgrounds and motivations for what they were attempting to do and the film ended on an appetising cliffhanger – within the first 30 seconds of this sequel, that entire setup is unravelled and thrown violently into the garbage. From then, the returning jumbled web of narratives gets even more tangled than before with the introduction of new characters that are bland, uninteresting and drab and a consistent harsh shift in tone throughout the agonising runtime that just boggles the mind and bores the audience.

Speaking of the tone, the film fluctuates from a dark and gritty setpiece that shows promise before cutting to a comedic relief character, that has no business even being involved, and it completes negates everything in the previous scene. We found ourselves at time forgetting even who some of these characters were, they were that forgettable. Making them even more redundant was the fact that they felt like filler due to the monstrous 138-minute runtime that could have 30-40 minutes shaved off it to at least fix some of the pacing and cohesion issues.

Perhaps the only saving grace was the “main” plotline with Daria that was the only one that made any real sense. Couple that with some over the top and vicious gore – those were the only enjoyable moments in this mess of a story.

After Women of Mafia only being a decent mob thriller, Women of Mafia 2 had bags of potential to fix everything that was wrong with the first instalment but instead changed the tone and narrative choices in the wrong direction leading to an over-long, lacklustre and confusing sequel with very little to sing about.

THE EXPANSE

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REVIEWED: SEASON 4 (ALL EPISODES | WHERE TO WATCH: AMAZON PRIME VIDEO

The Expanse is a show with an established cult following that only recently escaped cancellation thanks to the good people at Amazon. The premise is broadly ‘hard-sci-fi’ – Earth is ruled by one government, and the humans who have colonised Mars have long since declared independence. Earth and Mars have an uneasy peace, one that constantly threatens to devolve into war, and in the middle are the Belters, a rag-tag coalition of people who mine the rest of the solar system for resources. The show follows the perspective of major players in the unfolding drama, mostly the crew of the Rocinante, a band of misfits that we grow to love.

One of the appeals of The Expanse is that, thus far, every series has been very different. Season 3 ended on a solid cliffhanger, yet again introducing one heck of a game-changer. This is a character-focused drama in which the high-action scenes tend to be set in space, but the drama is all too human and grounded in the human experience. For every thrilling gun battle in the Martian dockyards, we have human tragedy and emotional trauma. This season never goes too far with the human side of things, keeping the motivations believable and giving us just enough drama to keep us watching.

The books the series is based on have sold millions of copies, and the show itself has its own cult following, thanks in part to a very approachable cast but also a thrilling and engaging sequence of storylines. It would have been easy for Amazon to simply produce more of the same. Instead, they’ve taken the challenge on with great gusto, weaving storylines from the novels into one whole and complete tale and taking the time to tell a long and nuanced story from multiple perspectives. The effects are better, the pacing is improved, and boy is the language salty in places. Good stuff.

Though the core tale is about the crew of Rocinante exploring new territory, we get three other major storylines: one focuses on Earth politics, the other on Mars (and its changing society), and finally we learn more about the Belters as they try to form a stable culture. It’s this latter story thread that is the most engaging; they are a wonderful combination of pragmatic and savage, yet they never descend into cliché. All of these threads dovetail into our main narrative, exposing the world of The Expanse as the rich tapestry it is.

The Expanse is a must-see sci-fi drama. It has found a suitable home with Prime, one that seems very happy to give this phenomenal story the love it deserves. Its growing plot has turned a straight-forward adaptation into an amazing example of what the genre can do. Watch the whole thing if you can, just remember to take some regular breaks while you binge it all.