AMULET

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Writer/director Romola Garai’s Amulet may have the look of a certain kind of movie but stay tuned because this is a shocking and fierce re-invention of a genre we thought we knew the ins and outs of.

The story sees homeless ex-soldier Tomaz (God’s Own Country’s Alec Secăreanu) offered a roof over his head in London, in a deteriorating home inhabited by young woman Magda (Blade Runner 2049’s Carla Juri) and her bed-ridden and gravely ill mother. What initially seems like a comfortable home in need of some TLC, soon becomes something else entirely, as strange events begin to escalate, and the past increasingly reflects in the present.

Garai’s film is methodical and chilling, assembling its parts together across a very deliberate pace, with constant sinister scoring by Sarah Angliss. Amulet’s slow build admittedly will see some tap out before the final bell, but we urge you to stay connected to this intriguing piece of filmmaking because Amulet’s mountingly unsettling non-linear narrative may seem like it could potentially reach a frustrating climax (much like this year’s horribly disappointing The Turning), but a challenging and incredible finale provides a gruesome and cathartic payoff. Secăreanu is excellent at the head of the film as a character with many edges, while Juri’s daring performance is surprising and impactful, and there is superb support by Imelda Staunton as the enigmatic Sister Claire.

This feminist horror vision is built on the anger that comes with abuse. It grasps its story with a bloody hand and slowly squeezes out some of the perception shifting ugliness beneath the flesh. Characters are questioned, mysteries appear and answers are given in a brutalist way. There are admittedly some drawn-out moments but if you have the taste for the kind of film this is, you are rewarded with a bloody and unusual tale of atonement, evil, punishment and the experiences of women in a cruel world. Amulet is incredibly bizarre but incredibly powerful if you allow its story to breathe at its own rate, resulting in a bold and impressive directorial debut.

AMULET is available on digital now.

SIDESHOW

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Who could possibly resist the allure of a black comedy with slightly quirky overtones starring Les “I’ll give you the money meself” Dennis and enduring genre favourite Anthony Head (still best-remembered as Buffy’s loyal mentor Rupert Giles)? It’s certainly a team-up we never expected and, whilst we’d be inclined to advise caution and tempered expectations when approaching  Sideshow, written and directed by Adam Oldroyd on what’s clearly a tiny budget, if you can tune yourself into its very particular tone and it’s very deliberate offbeat humour, you might find it a lot more enjoyable than you could ever have anticipated in even your most feverish of dreams.

Les Dennis plays Stuart Pendrick, a sleazy, cynical, ageing, boozy  psychic working under the creaky stage name ‘The All-Seeing Stupendo.’ He ekes out a pitiful living playing to virtually empty third-rate theatres in fourth-rate seaside resorts and his reluctant, despairing agent Gerald (Head) can barely hide his contempt for his washed-up client, even though he can’t help feeling a sense of professional obligation towards him. At the end of another pitiful performance, Pendrick drives home unaware that he is being shadowed by Eva (April Pearson) and Dom (Nathan Clarke), two would-be robbers intent on relieving him of what they believe is a secret stash of cash hidden somewhere in his house. Unfortunately, Eva and Dom are a pretty inept pair – dim Dom is the source of much of the humour – and the film quickly becomes a three-hander as Pendrick is disturbed in the middle of the pair’s clumsy break-in and tensions rise as Eva becomes increasingly desperate, Dom becomes increasingly gullible and Pendrick has to resort to every feeble trick in his book (there’s an interesting ambiguity suggesting that he might actually have psychic abilities) if he’s to survive the night. Secrets and lies are exposed as the film trundles towards what we can only describe as an extraordinary climax that would be utterly laughable (and not in the way the film might intend) if it hadn’t been cleverly foreshadowed earlier on.

Sideshow is a very odd beast indeed. Its visual look and its grubby aesthetic have their roots in 1970s sitcoms like Rising Damp – even Rigsby would turn up his nose at Pendrick’s grimy hovel – and the humour is often broad, obvious, and occasionally slapstick. Dennis plays to his strengths here with a big, winning performance hewn from years of pantomime experience; Pendrick’s world is one he’s clearly familiar with even if he’s fortunate enough to have avoided falling into it.  But the film has a dark heart too. The humour is occasionally extremely grim and the drama that underpins it is riven with elements of tragedy, missed opportunity, regret, underachievement and even dismal failure.

Sideshow is an odd and sometimes uncomfortable concoction and it absolutely will not be to everyone’s tastes. The first ten minutes or so will be the test; if you can adjust to Sideshow’s seedy, low-rent look and tolerate its cast of social misfits, you’ll find that the film has a strange appeal that will keep you watching even if you’re never entirely sure your time wouldn’t be better spent watching something else. Sideshow certainly isn’t a main attraction but it’s an interesting curiosity, a very quirky and very British film deftly directed and blessed with a clever if slightly bleak, script.

Sideshow will be in UK cinemas from March 11th and available on Digital Download March 21st! Pre-order here

DEMIGOD

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When the grandfather of American Robin (Rachel Nichols) dies at his hunting hideaway in the Black Forest in Germany, she and her husband Leo (Yohance Myles) head over there to see if it’s worth keeping or selling. Naturally, they meet with an unusual atmosphere, particularly when they see a local, Arthur (Miles Doleac, who also directs and co-wrote the script) hunting with his daughter Amalia (Rachel Ryals). It brings back a lot of bitter memories for Robin, and things get much worse when a cult kidnap them all – and some others – in order to perform a ritual sacrifice.

If it sounds like you’ve seen it all before, then the chances are you have, but Demigod punches well above its weight. Doleac and cinematographer Nathan Tape make the most of the luscious surroundings, with the forest (the US doubling as Germany) particularly foreboding. The cast is admirable, but are given some rather cumbersome dialogue and there are times when things could have been streamlined. It does manage to deliver some shocking moments and provides some surprises when it comes to who will survive the murderous cult.

Demigod is at its best when dealing with the folk horror aspects. It manages to convey a mood that is immersive and palpable. It does get bogged down with its own mythology along the way, though. Jeremy London (who despite having a large and varied résumé is still just T.S. Quint in Mallrats to us) plays the deceased grandfather in flashbacks and we’re shown an origin story of sorts for the film’s big bad in the prologue, all sequences that don’t add enough to the overall tale since they’re there in the dialogue.

It’s clichéd as hell, but Demigod is an entertaining low budget shocker that’s worth a look.

Demigod is available on digital now.

BIG BUG

Lockdown anxieties meet techno-pocalypse anxieties in the latest surrealist fantasy from auteur Jean-Pierre Jeunet. In the Jetsons-esque households of the 2050s, humanity is waited upon, hand and foot, by artificial intelligence of all shapes and sizes. In a quiet suburb, a family and their hangers-on (mom’s new boyfriend, her ex-husband’s fiancée, their hip teenage daughter, a nosy neighbour and a sullen teenage boy) are suddenly locked in and held captive by the appliances.

Outside, tensions ratchet (and clank) as the latest generation of androids exert their dominance. The Yonyx (a scene-stealing François Levantal) are attempting a hostile takeover, enslaving humanity and destroying their outmoded counterparts. Trapped in their home, the humans become increasingly hysterical and unpredictable. Meanwhile, the robots observe and adapt. There’s android maid Monique (Claude Perron) and smart-aleck bust Einstein (André Dussollier, a cross between Alexa and Art Attack’s The Head). With the Yonyx uprising spelling doom for both humanity and other, older technologies, it’s in the appliances’ best interests to keep their humans shielded… whether they like it or not.

Jeunet is a lot of things, but subtle is not one of them. This is especially true of the comedy in Big Bug – broad, farcical, and raunchy. Both humans and robots goof for the camera, giving big, cheesy performances. None can hold a candle to Levantal, though, as the supremely unsettling Yonyx 7389XAB2. It runs a bit long, at almost 2 hours, but the time flies whenever Levental’s grinning Robocop is around.

The uniformly strong performances are almost enough to detract from the clunky jokes and more on-the-nose observations (humanity is becoming increasingly dependent upon technology, who knew?). As with a lot of Jeunet’s work, it’s so fanciful as to put the teeth on edge (the eyes too, if live-action Jetsons isn’t your thing), but his world is well-realised and bleakly plausible. Exhausting, yet full of wit and invention.

Big Bug is out now on Netflix

SWEETIE, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT

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Dastan (Danyar Alshinov) is constantly being hen-pecked by his heavily pregnant wife (Asel Kaliyeva) but is determined to go on a fishing trip with his friends, sex toy salesman Arman (Azamat Marklenov) and policeman Muram (Yerlan Prynsetov). However, none of them has cast a rod before, and as it turns out, they won’t do much on this day either. They also haven’t noticed the news broadcast warning of going fishing since three women have gone missing on the outskirts of the town.

It’s safe to say their day doesn’t go as planned. First of all, they witness a group of equally inept criminals accidentally kill a man, causing them to give chase to silence them. Then, a bigger threat appears in the shape of a scarred, one-eyed bald man (Dulgya Akmolda). Over the course of the day, the friends will have to face danger and murder and – perhaps more shockingly – have to grow up.

This gloriously gory horror-comedy from Kazakhstan may be in a foreign language, but still, the subject of rites of passage and facing up to your responsibilities are universal and the gags even more so. Much like the final stand of any friendship, these are people who assume that things won’t be the same once the baby arrives. And that’s probably true, but for all the wrong reasons. Director Yernar Nurgaliyev keeps the pace ticking along frantically, never allowing things to become repetitive and never less than absurd. The characters are a likeable, useless bunch (one ‘hard man’ keeps fainting at the sight of blood), and the unstoppable killing machine following them is suitably terrifying.

The film is far from what you’d expect from a county not particularly renowned for its genre cinema. However, the fact that it’s so well made and works amazingly shows what we know. Despite all the carnage they’ve witnessed, the loss of Dastan’s engagement ring is something that worries him the most. There’s a surprising emotional depth to the performances despite the slapstick comedy and impressive physical gore effects.

It’s likely the most fun you’ll have with a film for a while. And that title, yep, you know where it’s going to come.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Say what you will about the worst of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequels, prequels, reboots and remakes, but nobody could ever accuse any of them of being bland. The weird ramblings of Matthew McConaughey; Alexandra Daddario’s strange Who Do You Think You Are? episode; Stephen Dorff vs Leatherface; The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has never been a franchise lacking in personality.

Once again resetting the timeline, director David Blue Garcia ignores everything and everyone else to deliver another direct sequel to Tobe Hooper’s Texas Chain Saw Massacre. After purchasing a whole town in rural Texas, a gang of influencers (led by Jacob Latimore and Sarah Yarkin) accidentally evict an aged Leatherface from his home. Having freshly pissed off the 80-odd year-old horror icon, the gang find themselves fighting for survival against Leatherface – reborn, renewed, and now extra good at throwing things.

Dragging the franchise kicking and screaming out of the 1970s, this is a Chainsaw Massacre of influencers, Instagram, safe spaces and threats of getting cancelled, bro. Like the Michael Myers of Halloween 2018 and its sequel, old man Leatherface is a beast. It’s 1974 Leatherface with the strength and efficiency of his 2003 counterpart. Stabbing, chopping, lobbing and sawing his way through an extensive cast of cannon fodder, the film at least brings the promised massacre.

Indeed, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is shockingly mean-spirited. The film’s already-infamous “you’re cancelled, bro” moment is as cringe-worthy as expected (how you doing, fellow kids?) but it does lead into the bloodiest sequence in the franchise to date. Garcia and screenwriter Chris Thomas Devlin’s sympathies fluctuate, depicting Leatherface as a poor, grieving idiot beset by cityfolk stomping all over his simple, easy life. At the same time, there’s school shooting survivor Lila (Elsie Fisher), whose whole arc leads to her picking up a gun herself. Then there’s the aged, grudge-bearing Sally Hardesty (Olwen Fouéré), shoehorned into the story, if only because Halloween ’18 did it too. Hardesty’s inclusion makes sense but feels clumsy, disrespecting both the character and the late Marilyn Burns, without even having the courage to go full Dennis Hopper with her obsession.

The film is beautiful (in the kind of way that Tobe Hooper’s classic specifically wasn’t) and the gore and action sequences are a thrill, but the character work and story are as flimsy and two-dimensional as the shaky old sets upon which it plays out. It’s a film with personality – albeit a trying and unlikeable one – but this is a chainsaw massacre at its bluntest and most blunted.

HELP

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Writer/director Blake Ridder’s feature debut is a tense drama that builds to a shocking crescendo.

We’re introduced to Grace (Emily Redpath) as her long-distance boyfriend is splitting up with her because she won’t drop everything and get on a plane to see him the following day. It’s not something she can do as she’s in the middle of studying to be a forensic scientist. It’s just one of the controlling aspects we can encounter in a relationship that is shown during the course of the film. Consider it a trigger warning, if you will. Grace decides to visit her friend Liv (Sarah Alexandra Marks), who she hasn’t seen much since she moved in with her boyfriend Edward (Louis James). It’s his birthday, so she assumes it’ll all be fun and games. As soon as she gets there, she notices a strange atmosphere. Their neighbour, David (Ridder), is an awkward, possibly mentally challenged guy who tries to warn Grace about something and has a tendency to spy on the house from the garden. During the time Grace stays, there are some startling revelations.

Ridder’s film gets under the skin of abuse in relationships and can be tough viewing at times. The flashback sequences fill in the story gaps and allow the audience to make assumptions and delve deeper into the trio’s relationship together than the verbal exposition ever could. While some of the dialogue can be a little too much on the nose, there are several plot twists that genuinely come as a surprise. The awkwardness of being a guest in a house in which something is bubbling is portrayed perfectly, allowing for brilliant outbursts of arguing and violence.

Help plays well as a melodrama but also has enough going for it to recommend to fans of psychological thrillers. Considering it was made during lockdown, it’s a fantastic achievement. You can check out director Blake Ridder’s short films on his YouTube channel.

Help is available on digital in the US and Canada from February 15th.

THE KING’S MAN

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Released in 2015, Matthew Vaughn’s Kingsman: The Secret Service, based on the comic book series by Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons, was a refreshing blast of raucous madcap action, near-the-knuckle humour and lunatic four-colour spectacle. The film reminded audiences what they had been missing since James Bond had decided to get all angsty and poker-faced. Kingman: The Secret Service was fun. The 2017 sequel The Golden Circle was a bit more problematic; here Vaughn dialled everything up to hysteria mode and delivered a film that was far too smug and pleased with itself (with no real justification) and decided that following the success of the first film it could do whatever the hell it liked, including turning Sir Elton John into an acrobatic martial arts killing machine. Few were impressed and whilst the film performed well at the box office, Vaughn took a few lumps from those who felt that the series had become a little too queasily lairy and had drowned its initial cheeky charm in a sea of questionable sleaze and lowest-common-denominator lad’s mag shenanigans. Whether by accident or design though, it seems as if Vaughn has learned his lesson – to some extent – in this third entry in the franchise, a prequel that takes us back to the early 1900s and presents a witty, wildly imaginative, and thrilling revisionist account of the events leading up to and during the horrors of the First World War without a bum joke in sight.

The King’s Man rather schizophrenically attempts to touch as many dramatic bases as it can and it gets away with it.  It nods at British colonialism without especially offering any commentary on it, it reminds us of the grim and unutterable horror of the war (scenes set in the trenches that sit slightly at odds with the comic book style elsewhere) and it gives us, in Ralph Fiennes, the best James Bond we never had as he indulges in fisticuffs and swordplay with Rasputin the Mad Monk and, later, the lunatic criminal mastermind the Shepherd who is determined to bring the world to its knees. It’s a big, barmy concoction that probably shouldn’t work and yet it does, sometimes quite magnificently. In 1902, the Duke of Oxford (Fiennes), having turned his back on military service, is working for the Red Cross and he and his family are delivering supplies to a concentration camp in the Boer War. A tragedy forces him to make a vow to protect his young son Conrad but twelve years later, Conrad (Harris Dickinson) is on the verge of manhood and is keen to spread his wings. His father, meanwhile, is ferociously cossetting the lad whilst covertly protecting the interests of the British Empire in the shadow of the looming Great War with the help of Shola (Djimon Hounsou) and Polly (Gemma Arterton), two of his servants. The film dances around the edges of real history when Oxford and Conrad are present when the rebel Gavrilo Pricip (Joel Basman) assassinates the Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo, effectively lighting the fuse on World War 1. Behind the scenes, though, is the manipulative Shepherd, hidden away with his goats high on a remote hilltop and dispatching his agents, including Rasputin and Mata Hari (Valerie Pachner), to ensure that the world is plunged into chaos.

The beautifully-realised historical setting is a refreshing change from the glib modernism of the previous two entries in the series and it has encouraged Vaughn to reign in his baser tendencies to create an intriguing, absorbing, well-crafted adventure story that offers real excitement, tragedy, emotional drama, and characters who are well-rounded and believable that we can actually believe and invest in. The action scenes pulsate, of course, but they’re less front-and-centre here than usual and the emphasis is clearly on character and relationships and the occasional drift back into the extremes of the first two films never leads you to wish that Vaughn would stop when he’s pushed a good thing just that bit too far. Rhys Ifans is, however, quite extraordinary as Rasputin and the sequence where he fights Conrad, Oxford, and Shola at his Christmas party is very nearly the equal of any of the more outrageous scenes from the earlier films and is the only moment when it looks as if the film might tip into parody.

In the end, though, The King’s Man is a wonderful, surprising triumph, its climax leading to the proper formation of Oxford’s Kingsman Organisation itself and the enticing mid-credits promise of a sequel that poor box office might well have put paid to. But to he honest, we’d rather see more of this iteration of the Kingsman than another loud and laddish outing for Taron Egerton’s Eggsy and crew.  It’s a right royal treat guaranteed to blow those winter blues away.

The King’s Man is streaming on Disney+ and on 4K, Blu-ray and DVD from February 21st. 

UNCHARTED

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Tom Holland plays a youthful Nathan Drake, teaming up for the first time with Mark Wahlberg as his mentor Victor ‘Sully’ Sullivan in this lively Ruben Fleischer-directed take on the hugely-popular PlayStation adventure games. Fans of the games have expressed their displeasure – and how – at the casting of the youthful Holland and the moustacheless (most of the time) Wahlberg as their pixelated heroes, but Sony won’t be losing too much sleep as Holland’s currency is as high as it gets right now with his latest Spider-Man outing powering towards a global $2 billion box office haul. The chances of Uncharted achieving similar success are remote but this is a lively, likeable old-school treasure hunt romp likely to find favour with audiences looking for unsophisticated escapist fare or people who have never heard of Indiana Jones.

Uncharted is actually anything but uncharted; it ploughs cinematic furrows we’ve travelled many times in the past, touching base not only with Harrison Ford’s famous fedora-sporting icon but also Nic Cage’s National Treasure series, Tomb Raider, and pretty much any other feature film where the heroes unfurl a musty rolled-up map. The film kicks off in fine style with a snippet from the sequence where Drake is thrown from a cargo plane and battles gun-wielding thugs and dodges tumbling crates – and even a car – as he somewhat implausibly defies the laws of gravity. We then flashback fifteen years and meet a young Nathan and his brother Sam who pledge to work together to uncover a cache of long-lost pirate treasure. The brothers are torn apart and in the modern-day, Nathan is working as a Tom Cruise-like cocktail barman who indulges in a little bit of pickpocketing on the side.  He meets up with Sully, who is looking for a sidekick to help him in his own treasure-hunting quest, and the two pair up and embark on a breakneck globe-trotting quest to locate an eye-watering fortune in legendary lost gold. But hot on their heels is ruthless fellow treasure hunter Moncada (Antonio Banderas), wily fortune hunter Chloe Frazer (Sophia Ali), vaguely placed as Nathan’s love interest, and Braddock (Tati Gabrielle),a mercenary in Moncada’s employ who has her own agenda. The stage is set for two hours of frantic rushing across the world (complete with an onscreen map chronicling their journey with red dots), lots of fights and stunts and implausible jeopardy and bags of double crossing (entirely appropriate as an early Macguffin that powers the plot is, quite literally, a double crucifix).

Uncharted sidesteps any concerns about its almost utter lack of originality by throwing itself with gusto into its narrative at such a pace that you’re unlikely to even question the gaping plot chasms and utter illogicality of the whole thing. Holland and Wahlberg are charming company, uneasy adventurers swapping cheesy one-liners and getting themselves into ever more outrageous scrapes.  We revisit the opening sky-high fight scene that manages to take our breath away even though we’re well aware that it’s really just a triumph of green screen. Uncharted really comes alive in its last act and if you’re ever going to throw away your critical faculties and just allow yourself to wallow in the silliness of it all then it’s here, as our heroes and several no-good types descend upon a pair of hidden rotting galleons in readiness for the final high adrenalin confrontation. Uncharted is a big, warm-hearted derivative dose of high adventure nonsense and it almost defies its audience not to enjoy it despite its shortcomings, which, in end, only the most mean-minded are likely to really give too much of a damn about. Stick around for two sequel-baiting mid-credits sequences.

Uncharted is in cinemas now.

ZEROS & ONES

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In the wake of an attack on Vatican City, a military operative of uncertain allegiance (Ethan Hawke) stalks the streets of Rome for reasons that initially appear unclear to him and the viewer. And with his revolutionary brother (also Hawke) missing presumed dead he must balance his quest for the truth with family loyalties.

With misdirection to a point verging on confusion, Zeros and Ones is at times a difficult film to engage with. The foreboding, deserted landscape of Ferrara’s adopted home provides a relevant metaphor for the premise central to the director’s pandemic spy thriller, a scarcity of atmosphere and action appropriate to both the story and the reality of lockdown.

Which would appear to be the director’s intention, in what is genuinely a Covid-era film. Shadowy groups issuing instructions, Russian operatives, Chinese agents pushing cocaine. Motives are as vague as Ferrara’s own thoughts on the crisis. This is artistic freedom at play, a director understanding the strength of his position, operating with the conviction and freedom to create as and when inspired to do so.

Yet Zeros and Ones is a film unlikely to attract new fans. Often dimly lit, and with what appears to be a script under constant development, not everything works. Ferrara’s direction, as immersive and gritty as you would expect, and coupled with the pounding soundtrack, will satisfy long-term devotees.

But just when you think the film has come together and you have a handle on things there is a mid-credit epilogue featuring Hawke as himself talking about the film, which he then declares is part of the film. Intriguing, if confusing, to the end.

Signature Entertainment presents Zeros and Ones on Digital Home Premiere February 11th.