For decades now, hard-up Trekkies fans have had to resort to off-brand LEGO copycats and Temu knock-off merchants to get their fix of what Star Wars fans have taken for granted. Star Trek fans rejoice! Starfleet is finally invading a space that was hitherto reserved only for the Millennium Falcon, Death Star and every other imaginable Star Wars vehicle one might care to translate into brick. Well, why should they get all the fun?
And what a debut this is! When it came to picking their Star Trek launch, LEGO didn’t have an easy choice of it. While the spaceships of Star Wars are utilitarian, industrial vehicles which lend themselves well to brick construction, those of Trek tend to be curvier, top (or front) heavy, and altogether more sleek.
In this case, LEGO have gone with the natural candidate – the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D.

The design
This set faithfully recreates the look of the Big D in all of its bulky, bloated glory. That’s a lot of grey, but it’s broken up with smaller gold sections and flashes of orange, red and blue – particularly in the dynamic and vibrant deflector dish, and colourful warp nacelles. The many (many) windows haven’t been entirely forgotten about either, featuring in a curved section which protrudes around the dish (all unlit, in this case).
Said saucer section is more angular than one might have perhaps hoped for, rather than being the purely rounded dish of the television series. Still, such is the nature of LEGO, so it’s hard to begrudge the Enterprise a few extra angles or an overly studded texture, especially when it comes to how impressive the finished product looks.
With its chunky body and stubbier neck, the D tends to lend itself better to LEGO than say, Kirk’s original Enterprise would have, boasting a thick neck, muscular pair of nacelle pylons and a broad, load-bearing underbelly.
It’s the most logical choice, balancing an iconic design with a build that’s not going to fall apart due to a fragile support system. Well, it was either that or a Borg Cube.
Sure, the whole thing looks as though it might fall apart in one’s hands, but it’s unexpectedly sturdy – provided you hold it in all the right places. Thankfully, the instruction manual also comes with advice on where and how to hold it when you’re swinging it about the house, just like the opening credits of the show. Is there anything they haven’t thought of?
This, in turn, comes accompanied with a display stand from which the vessel can be admired from all angles. And what a lot of angles there are.

The build
Make no mistake (no, really, don’t, lest you want to start all over again when you realise the dish isn’t connecting to the lower body), the Enterprise is one of LEGO’s most intimidating builds to date.
There’s 31 bags of it, spread across two boxes and just as many hefty manuals, which translates to 8-12 hours of building… provided there are no structural errors made early on.
There are no shortcuts here. It’s a gruelling build, especially during the later stages of the saucer section, in which everything starts clicking into place, piece by piece. Trek ships tend toward the symmetrical, so there’s little variety when it comes to constructing the hefty saucer plate. This has been segmented into eight smaller sections, each taking roughly 20 minutes apiece.
It’s finicky, often frustrating work (the deflector dish provoked a couple of temper tantrums), but rewarding when it does come together.
A selection of stickers gives the Enterprise its decorative elements. Like everything else, the stickers are small and finnicky, and often difficult to line up right on the smaller pieces. Thank heavens for the pre-printed piece on the top of the dish, then, ensuring that the Enterprise’s designation will stand out regardless of how chubby or shaky the fingers applying the rest of the stickers.

Extras
The Enterprise D comes loaded with little features and Easter Eggs to help justify the hefty price tag. Not least a fully detachable saucer section, thereby ensuring that all the hard work completed on its underside doesn’t go to waste. Hidden inside the build is even a gold dedication plaque and even a scale-accurate (and one load-bearing) shuttlepod.
While the box (both of them) doesn’t take advantage of The Next Generation’s iconic graphics, the books inside (both of them) do, making up for the lack of it elsewhere on the packaging.
Almost single-handedly justifying the purchase is the selection of minifigures which accompanies the set. Consisting of Captain Picard, Riker and the core bridge crew, this nine-figure strong collection encompasses almost every main cast member from the television series – including even Wesley Crusher and Guinan. Featuring reversible facial expressions, each is a good likeness, and instantly recognisable as the Star Trek icon they are.
These, in turn, are accompanied with charming nods to Next Generation lore; Riker’s trombone, Spot the cat, and a cup of tea (earl grey, black) for Captain Picard. Sure, a Q minifigure wouldn’t have gone amiss, but it’s hard to fault the nine core cast members who have been chosen (your opinion on Wesley Crusher may vary).

Verdict
The Enterprise D is one of the most gorgeous LEGO sets ever created, both in its fidelity to the source material and in its structural integrity. That said, it’s not for the faint of heart, nor the clumsy of finger. There are perhaps easier ways of spending the best part of £350 that won’t have you screaming in frustration like Captain Picard in Chain of Command: Part II. But for the unintimidated, it’s a worthwhile and rewarding investment.
In bringing Star Trek to the world of LEGO, the NCC-1701-D successfully goes where no set has ever gone before… although you might not ever want to go there again after spending all day putting together that saucer section.
A glorious addition to any self-respecting fleet of model ships. Make it, so.
The Starship Enterprise NCC-1701-D is on sale from LEGO now.