THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE

We know that there
are many of you who only read STARBURST for our second-to-none coverage of
post-war British comedy [You what?
Ed]. So with that in mind, we’re delighted to get our hands on the Blu-ray of
The Happiest Days of Your Life.
It’s not an Ealing but it’s still one of the best and a fascinating glimpse
into middle-class Britain shortly after the bombs stopped falling.

It’s 1949 and the wonderfully named Wetherby Pond (Alastair Sim) is
headmaster of the not-so-great boys’ school, Nutbourne College. He and his
staff (including no less than Richard Wattis) gather for the new term, but Pond
wants them to buck up their ideas so that he can increase his chances of
getting a job at another school. But there’s been a cock-up at the Ministry
(there’s always a cock-up at the Ministry – bureaucratic blunders were a bit of
an obsession in 1949 Britain) and St Swithin’s School for Girls are being
merged with them on the same day. A girls’ school? Merged with a boys’ school? This
was comedy gold back then, especially if the headmistress of the girls’ school
happened to be Margaret Rutherford. Actually it still is comedy gold. This is a
funny film on many levels.

For a start you have British comedy demigods of Sim and Rutherford
locking horns and desperately trying to upstage each other. That’s probably
worth the admission price alone as it’s pretty much the only time they appeared
together, but there’s also the very witty script that still stands up today.
The plot is pretty tight and the gals’ parents visiting at the same time as
Pond’s potential employers carry out an inspection (obviously they can’t meet
and each group can only be aware of the boys or the girls) ensure a suitably
farcical climax. When the inspection team once more spot a girl (or, more accurately,
a class-load in Greek dance attire) and Pond has run out of plausible excuses,
he responds to their demands for an explanation with “I’m trying to think of
one”
.

But there’s also the fascination of watching these frozen moments in
time. Sim and Rutherford’s battle of the sexes is very much something from
another age but no less amusing for that. But there are a few wince-inducing
moments as the games teacher Whizzo (Guy Middleton) disturbingly flirts with
the older girls and no-one bats an eyelid. The past was most definitely a
foreign country. This was a sort of St Trinian’s pre-cursor: as well as
Sim there’s even Joyce Grenfell doing a slightly more sexually-frustrated
version of her character from those later films. But while we could do a whole
article on the complex cultural history of St Trinian’s, you can’t help
but notice that these children from four years earlier are a darn sight better
behaved than the ones in the more anarchic follow-up. But for our money, the
reason you need this movie is because when asked by a canvasser if he can rely
on Pond’s vote in the coming election, Pond responds: “If there is a male
candidate – be he Conservative, socialist, communist, anarchist or, for that
matter, Liberal – he will have my vote.”
Priceless.

Special
Features: Interviews with Any Merriman, Martin Rowson and Michael Brooke.

THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF
YOUR LIFE (1950) / CERT: U / DIRECTOR: FRANK LAUNDER / SCREENPLAY: JOHN
DIGHTOM, FRANK LAUNDER / STARRING: ALASTAIR SIM, MARGARET RUTHERFORD, GUY
MIDDLETON, JOYCE GRENFELL, RICHARD WATTIS / RELEASED: OCTOBER 5TH

 

We
know that there
are many of you who only read STARBURST for our second-to-none
coverage of
post-war British comedy [You what?
Ed]. So with that in mind, we’re delighted to get our hands on the Blu-ray of
The Happiest Days of Your Life.
It’s not an Ealing but it’s still one of the best and a fascinating glimpse
into middle-class Britain shortly after the bombs stopped falling.

It’s 1949 and the wonderfully named Wetherby Pond (Alastair Sim) is
headmaster of the not-so-great boys’ school, Nutbourne College. He and his
staff (including no less than Richard Wattis) gather for the new term, but Pond
wants them to buck up their ideas so that he can increase his chances of
getting a job at another school. But there’s been a cock-up at the Ministry
(there’s always a cock-up at the Ministry – bureaucratic blunders were a bit of
an obsession in 1949 Britain) and St Swithin’s School for Girls are being
merged with them on the same day. A girls’ school? Merged with a boys’ school? This
was comedy gold back then, especially if the headmistress of the girls’ school
happened to be Margaret Rutherford. Actually it still is comedy gold. This is a
funny film on many levels.

For a start you have British comedy demigods of Sim and Rutherford
locking horns and desperately trying to upstage each other. That’s probably
worth the admission price alone as it’s pretty much the only time they appeared
together, but there’s also the very witty script that still stands up today.
The plot is pretty tight and the gals’ parents visiting at the same time as
Pond’s potential employers carry out an inspection (obviously they can’t meet
and each group can only be aware of the boys or the girls) ensure a suitably
farcical climax. When the inspection team once more spot a girl (or, more accurately,
a class-load in Greek dance attire) and Pond has run out of plausible excuses,
he responds to their demands for an explanation with “I’m trying to think of
one”
.

But there’s also the fascination of watching these frozen moments in
time. Sim and Rutherford’s battle of the sexes is very much something from
another age but no less amusing for that. But there are a few wince-inducing
moments as the games teacher Whizzo (Guy Middleton) disturbingly flirts with
the older girls and no-one bats an eyelid. The past was most definitely a
foreign country. This was a sort of St Trinian’s pre-cursor: as well as
Sim there’s even Joyce Grenfell doing a slightly more sexually-frustrated
version of her character from those later films. But while we could do a whole
article on the complex cultural history of St Trinian’s, you can’t help
but notice that these children from four years earlier are a darn sight better
behaved than the ones in the more anarchic follow-up. But for our money, the
reason you need this movie is because when asked by a canvasser if he can rely
on Pond’s vote in the coming election, Pond responds: “If there is a male
candidate – be he Conservative, socialist, communist, anarchist or, for that
matter, Liberal – he will have my vote.”
Priceless.

Special
Features: Interviews with Any Merriman, Martin Rowson and Michael Brooke.

THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF
YOUR LIFE (1950) / CERT: U / DIRECTOR: FRANK LAUNDER / SCREENPLAY: JOHN
DIGHTOM, FRANK LAUNDER / STARRING: ALASTAIR SIM, MARGARET RUTHERFORD, GUY
MIDDLETON, JOYCE GRENFELL, RICHARD WATTIS / RELEASED: OCTOBER 5TH

CONTRACTED

Contracted follows a young woman after a one-night stand who believes she may have caught a sexually transmitted infection, but what she really has turns out to be much worse. The film opens in a morgue, where we see the feet of a body lying on a table. The table is rapidly shaking, which given that it is a zombie film shouldn’t be a surprise, but it quickly becomes clear that the table isn’t shaking because the deceased is ‘reanimating’. Barely a minute into the film and we’re treated to bit of necrophilia, not shown but implied, and this isn’t the most disturbing part of the movie.

As far as zombie movies go, the prevalence of gore is assumed, but Contracted takes it that little bit further. As the narrative revolves around the pretense of a sexually transmitted infection in a young woman, you would be right to expect some menstrual bleeding scenes, of which there is plenty. But as the infection gets worse, so do the symptoms, including but not limited to: bleeding eyes, vomiting blood, tooth loss, hair loss, rotting skin, and rotting nails. The latter of these offers one of the most repellent scenes in which our protagonist slowly peels off one of her bloody, rotten fingernails.

If the make-up and gore was the only thing to go by, this would be a highly rated zombie film, but Dawn of the Dead it is not. The narrative is poor at best, and while it offers a slightly different spin to the classic zombie narrative, it follows too many clichés to be considered unique. It infuriatingly follows the horror movie trope of having a female protagonist who does the opposite of what she should be; as she gets sicker, instead of seeking emergency medical attention she tries to hide her illness; when she does eventually visit a sexual health clinic, she doesn’t allow or request the doctor to examine her vagina, despite the massive and traumatic amount of blood that has exited from there; additionally, she is more interested in saving her dying relationship than her dying body, refusing to cooperate when her friends and family try to help her.

While the special effects and make-up stand-out in this film, the narrative lets it down. A zombie film that doesn’t actually feature a zombie until the closing moments, it had the potential to offer a unique take on a zombie epidemic. However, the stilted scripting and clichéd plot ensured it remained below par. The initial party scene where Samantha meets Mr. Necrophilia offers little to the narrative except to demonstrate how she contracts the virus. The conversation between the characters, intended to introduce them to us, is unnatural and forced, making it cringeworthy to watch. While the scripting gets more bearable the longer the film goes on, it takes half of the film to pass before it gets interesting because that’s when the gore begins.

CONTRACTED / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: ERIC ENGLAND / STARRING: NAJARRA TOWNSEND, CAROLINE WILLIAMS, ALICE MACDONALD, KATIE STEGEMAN / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

 

EATEN ALIVE

Eaten Alive, also known in the UK as Death Trap, was Tobe Hooper’s first effort after the iconic and game-changing The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974). To put it frankly, Eaten Alive is an archetypal exploitation film, and it slots in with the prominent wave of exploitative gore films in the 1970s.  Pretty much all the death in the film seems gratuitous and it comes as no surprise that the film was banned as part of the ‘video nasties’ fiasco.

The film’s opening screams ‘B-MOVIE!’ loudly in your face as we see genre icon Robert Englund, attempting to get a little too frisky with a young prostitute named Clara (Collins). She escapes his prying hands and flees to the dilapidated local ‘Starlight Hotel’ that is owned and operated by an unsettling man named Judd (Brand). Now, ‘The Starlight Hotel’ isn’t your run-of-the-mill establishment. For starters, Judd keeps a pet alligator (or is it a crocodile? It’s referred to as both in the film) outside. To add to this peculiar pet-choice, Judd himself is suggested to be suffering from post-traumatic stress and is evidently missing a few proverbial screws. In short, this results in him being less than courteous to his patrons. This aspect of the narrative, combined with Brand’s performance as the visibly unstable Judd, is one of the saving graces of the plot, because if you grasp at straws enough, it could be suggested that there is a subtle cultural context to justify the madness.

The plot is pretty much what you’d expect from a horror film that involves a disturbed hotel worker who keeps an alligator for a pet… Lots of people get killed and/or eaten. If we were reviewing the hotel on trip advisor, we’d probably only give it two stars and that’s because it’d be kind of cool to have a gator swimming around outside. Minus the maiming of course.

In the new, albeit brief introduction to this Blu-ray release, Tobe Hooper says “hope you like the colours”. It sort of speaks volumes that this is one of the only things he has to say about the picture. To be fair to Tobe though, it is actually visually interesting. The film was shot entirely on a sound stage (the same used in 1950 for Sunset Boulevard) and has a constrictive, claustrophobic feel that compliments the Deep South Louisiana narrative setting. The most alluring aspect of the mise-en-scène is the expressionistic crimson lighting that is cast upon the hotel. In the special features interview, Tobe states he wanted to evoke the feeling of a ‘surrealistic, twilight world’ and in this he succeeds. A hotel run by a psychotic owner, with a flesh-eating gator outside, cast in an ominous red light, is pretty bloody surreal. Ultimately though, it isn’t quite enough.

If you know Tobe Hooper for his genre classics The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Poltergeist (1982), then unfortunately you might be a little disheartened by his second feature. Eaten Alive is kind of like opening an awaited Christmas present that actually turns out to be socks. You can appreciate that at some point you might wear them, but did you really want them?

Extras: Interviews (new and archive) / The Butcher of Elmendorf (Feature Documentary) / Theatrical Trailers / TV & Radio Spots /Alternate Credits / Galleries /Audio Commentary

EATEN ALIVE / CERT: 18 / DIRECTOR: TOBE HOOPER / SCREENPLAY: KIM HENKEL / STARRING: NEVILLE BRAND, MEL FERRER, CAROLYN JONES, ROBERTA COLLINS, MARILYN BURNS, ROBERT ENGLUND / RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 21ST

 

JOHN WICK

After the sudden death of his beloved wife, John Wick (Keanu Reeves) receives one last gift from her, a beagle puppy named Daisy, and a note imploring him not to forget how to love. But John’s mourning is interrupted when his 1969 Boss Mustang catches the eye of sadistic thug Iosef Tarasov (Alfie Allen) who breaks into his house and steals it, beating John unconscious and leaving Daisy dead. Unwittingly, they have just reawakened one of the most brutal assassins the underworld has ever seen, as John Wick sets to kill Iosef and his ruthless father Viggo Tarasov (Michael Nyqvist).

From the look of posters and DVD/Blu-ray covers, you might expect John Wick to be a naff B-movie, but the film is both surprisingly and immensely enjoyable on many different levels. It achieves in restoring Keanu Reeves’ reputation as an A-list movie star, and deservedly so since in recent years he had starred in numerously terrible movies like 47 Ronin and the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still. He has a presence and a gravitas to him, and this film reminds you how brilliant a movie star he was in films like My Own Private Idaho, Speed, Point Break and The Matrix, having an unreadable quality that makes you want to look at him and spend your time with him.

Set within the revenge thriller genre, John Wick is different from most films within that canon, even though it’s been loosely grouped with those, because the reason for the revenge is incredibly elemental it’s almost absurd. The character of John Wick is basically tearing New York down, ripping the criminal underworld apart and killing all these gangsters, because they killed his dog, yet the dog meant so much more to him since it was the only thing of his wife left. So, it’s absolutely nothing like Taken where Liam Neeson goes to Europe to get his daughter back by killing everyone he meets, and even though the film is absurdist and insane, it’s very basic and straightforward. It also has some emotional weight to it, particularly during the scene where the dog dies because it’s played completely straight and you’re convinced by Wick’s motivations and reasons for exacting revenge.

The mood and the atmosphere of the film is brilliantly captured, and almost has flashes of Newton Thomas Sigel’s cinematography in Nicholas Winding Refn’s Drive in the way it looks at the city with its dark alleyways and neon-lit streets, making you almost feel like you are in New York. The action set-pieces are well-choreographed and very balletic in its approach to fighting and gunplay, harking back to the great works of both John Woo and Hong Kong cinema. In this film, you do feel the pain, the batterings and the carnage that’s happening on screen, and it keeps you on the edge of you seat all the way through. The performances are pretty much solid, with Michael Nyqvist chewing the scenery as the terrifying mob boss and Adrianne Palicki kicking ass as the sultry villainess. It’s a shame that Willem Dafoe, John Liguizamo and Ian McShane are reduced to glorified cameos, but when they come into play, they make the most from small roles.

It’s become debatable as to whether or not the action genre was becoming old and stale, but John Wick proves that, not only is there more life to the genre than one expected, but you could approach the genre in a new light. It’s entertaining, frenetic, exciting, and a real return to form for Keanu Reeves.

JOHN WICK / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR: CHAD STAHELSKI / SCREENPLAY: DEREK KOLSTAD / STARRING: KEANU REEVES, MICHAEL NYQVIST, ALFIE ALLEN, ADRIANNE PALICKI, WILLEM DAFOE / RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 21ST


 

THE FLASH SEASON 1

After much talk and hype, the first season of The CW’s Scarlet Speedster-centric show hits DVD and Blu-ray.

Having debuted in Season 2 of sister show Arrow, Grant Gustin’s Barry Allen gets the chance to take centre-stage here. Following on from what we saw during his few cameos in Arrow’s Starling City, we find Barry as one of several casualties after S.T.A.R. Labs’ particle accelerator unveiling goes horribly wrong. Finally waking from a coma, young Mr. Allen finds himself with new powers and abilities. As we’re along for the ride with a front row seat, we get to see Barry comes to terms with his gifts and learn to harness them as he becomes the Sultan of Speed, The Flash. Learning more and more about himself and his abilities with each passing episode, we join Barry as he juggles protecting Central City and harnessing his skills to find out who the mystery Man in the Yellow Suit is who killed his mother years before.

Simply put, The Flash was a breath of fresh air when it sped on to TV screens late last year. Whereas Arrow was coming off of its phenomenal second season, the Emerald Archer-focussed show largely has a more serious, darker tone. The Flash was a different beast altogether, with the first season of the show quickly becoming much-watch TV as the series remarkably managed to weave in and out of several different tones and story arcs whilst magnificently establishing and developing a whole host of characters. The show is a warm, vibrant example of what a superhero could and should be when in relation to a character who’s not always doom and gloom (damn you, Nolan and the “grounded in reality” fad!). Sometimes heroes are larger-than-life, are over-the-top, colourful, exciting and plain enjoyable (Josh Trank’s Fantastic Four, take note). And it’s with this approach that The Flash managed to make itself one of the most engaging and enjoyable shows of the last year.

With care and precision, each and every member of The Flash’s cast seems an absolutely perfect fit for the televisual skin that they inhabit. Despite our initial reservations about some lad from Glee taking the show’s titular role, Grant Gustin is a marvel as Barry Allen, encapsulating the many different elements of the character and managing to give him a sense of strength, vulnerability and likeability. Then the show fantastically extends its reach to give lavish attention to others, such as the S.T.A.R. Labs crew of Harrison Wells (Tom Cavanagh), Caitlin Snow (Danielle Panabaker) and Cisco Ramon (Carlos Valdes), the stunningly-played father/son dynamics between Barry and father Henry (John Wesley Shipp) and Barry and the father-lite figure of Joe West (Jesse L. Martin), or even some of the villains-of-the-week and faces who appear that will be familiar to long-time DC comic book fans. The only slight gripe is the portrayal of Candice Patton’s Iris West, positioned as a love interest but yet often written as simply a stroppy, dull teen who Barry has no reason to have any semblance of interest in.

Still, even the so-so use of Iris doesn’t get in the way of The Flash making a huge mark with its debut season. Additionally, this release is only helped further by a fantastic selection of extras, with particular highlights being a featurette highlighting Mark Hamill’s brilliant Trickster and the chance to see Grant Gustin screen test opposite Arrow’s Emily Bett Rickards. In recent memory, there’s very few genre shows that have hit the ground running as impressively as The Flash. This is must-see TV, and here’s hoping the show has plenty of legs in it for years to come.

Special Features: Four featurettes / Grant Gustin screen test / Audio commentary / Gag reel / Deleted scenes

THE FLASH – SEASON 1 / CERT: 12 / DIRECTOR: VARIOUS / SCREENPLAY: VARIOUS / STARRING: GRANT GUSTIN, TOM CAVANAGH, JESSE L. MARTIN, DANIELLE PANABAKER, CARLOS VALDES, CANDICE PATTON, RICK COSNETT / RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 21ST
 
 

RASHOMON

Sometimes a film is so significant that even its title is adopted into our lexicon. ‘The Rashomon effect’ is defined as: contradictory interpretations of the same event by different people. In the simplest terms, that is what the narrative of Rashomon deals with; the juxtaposing retelling of the same event from the perspective of a bandit (Toshiro Mifune), a samurai (Masayuki Mori), a wife (Machiko Kyo) and a woodcutter (Takashi Shimura).

Nowadays, fragmented narrative and non-linear techniques are part and parcel of filmmaking and have been explored in numerous films from The Usual Suspects to Gone Girl, but in the late-1940s, when Akira Kurosawa was pitching his and Shinobu Hashimoto’s script, this manipulation of truth, perspective and plot structure was unheard of. Without even a shred of hyperbole, it can be said that Rashomon had a profound impact on the very nature of filmmaking. The absence of subjective camera angles, the prophetic use of weather as a storytelling device, the camera panning up to show the glint of the sun for the first time in cinema. All these facets of Kazuo Miyagawa’s expressive cinematography act as a fulcrum to one of the medium’s greatest achievements. Fortunately then, this BFI Blu-ray release, from a 2008 restoration by The Academy Film Archive, presents the bold filmic vision with the textured and sharp picture it deserves.

The film opens in the middle of a torrential rainstorm (Kurosawa dyed the water black with calligraphy ink to emphasise the rain) where a woodcutter and a priest (Minoru Chiaki) are taking shelter under the ancient and dilapidated Rashomon gate, one of only three major locations used. A commoner (Kichijiro Ueda) joins the men under the gate in refuge from the rain and a conversation ensues regarding the trial of a local bandit who has allegedly killed a samurai and raped the Samurai’s wife. What follows is contrasting flashbacks to the incident, with each account reflecting the subject’s biased interpretation of the events. The bandit dwells on a dramatic sword fight, the wife describes her husband’s patriarchal manner and the samurai accuses his wife of being disloyal. This play on form and the examination of epistemology reveal the pioneering modernist tendencies of Rashomon, whereas the focus on mise-en-scene and performance over dialogue harks back to the visual storytelling of silent cinema. Minimalism and innovativeness are combined to create art.

The irony with Rashomon (as is the case with many masterpieces) is that initially in Japan it wasn’t received with the same revere it now possesses. The very reason that it is heralded as a cinematic triumph today, for its unconventional manipulation of narrative structure, is why it confused audiences of the time, who complained that it had no cohesion. It was only after it won the Golden Lion at the Venice film festival that Rashomon began to the gain the cultural appreciation it deserved. Ultimately, the film announced Kurosawa onto the world stage and in turn introduced the West to post-war Japanese film. There aren’t many films that are entirely flawless, but you’ll be hard pushed to find one as immaculate and influential as Rashomon.

Special Features: Audio commentary from Stuart Galbraith / Rashomon at 65 documentary / John Boorman on Rashomon / BFI theatrical trailer / Illustrated booklet

RASHOMON / CERT: 12 / DIRECTOR: AKIRA KUROSAWA / SCREENPLAY: AKIRA KUROSAWA, SHINOBU HASHIMOTO / STARRING: TOSHIRO MIFUNE, MACHIKO KYO, MASAYUKI MORI, TAKASHI SHIMURA, MINORU CHIAKI / RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 21ST

 

THE MAN WHO COULD CHEAT DEATH

Oooh! A new Hammer Blu-ray and a seldom seen one at that. From the late-‘50s heyday too. They’d done Frankie and Drac’ and were looking for some new material. What better idea than to effectively re-make a relatively obscure 1945 movie? (The Man in Half Moon Street that was itself a sort of Dorian Gray-lite) While that might sound like a daft idea, when you think about, it was actually right up Hammer’s street: a genuinely Gothic story with not-quite-classic origins and a perfect excuse for a lurid climax with some form of disintegration. Blimey, that was a Hammer speciality. Nothing could go wrong. Could it?

Georges Bonnet (Diffring) is a Paris-based sculptor with a secret. He’s 104-years old but keeps himself youthful by replacing his parathyroid gland (or something) on a regular basis. Obviously this involves a bit fog-bound street murder and, if it’s not going to plan, he keeps himself going with glass of green bubbly stuff. But he also needs someone to perform the operation and his old mucker (Marlé) is understandably getting a bit too doddery to be doing that sort of thing as he’s nearly as old as Georges but never did the gland thing. So he needs to get another surgeon (Lee) to do it but it’s a bit awkward as a) he doesn’t want to and b) he’s a rival for the affections of the beautiful Janine (Court). Did we mention Georges was a bit of a ladies’ man? Well he’s had enough practice so unsurprising really.

With Big Chris and the original Hammer-girl herself on board, you’d think this was surefire stuff. It’s even Sangster and Fisher on writing and directing duties. While not every Hammer was a zinger, it was only when they were doing (yet) another Drac’ or Frankie that they might just go through the motions. New material usually kept it interesting. Check out The Gorgon (1964) or The Reptile (1966) for Hammer at its most enthusiastic. But here we seem to be lacking something. Diffring is a dull lead in this role and the cast just doesn’t seem to gel. There should be sparks when he’s up against Chris but they just look like they’re bored at a time when Hammer-horror was still new. No Michael Ripper either.

But it’s not a total disaster. Things to pick up towards the end and there is at least some chemistry between Big Chris and the nearly-as-big Francis de Wolff as the police inspector puzzling over the fact that his chief suspect in a series of murders would have to be a centenarian to have carried them all out.  The climax is actually top Hammer stuff with an inevitable disintegration of apocalyptic quality. They were always good at those. Chuck in Hazel Court looking stunning (fantastic outfit in the final section) and you’ve got something watchable if disappointing for those of us who love a Hammer. Oh, and the continental release of this apparently featured Hazel topless when she poses for Georges sculpture. We never got that version so here it’s one of the disc’s extras.

Extras: Interviews with Kim Newman and Jonathan Rigby, booklet and absolutely no deleted scenes of Hazel Court. Sorry.

THE MAN WHO COULD CHEAT DEATH (1959) / DIRECTOR: TERENCE FISHER / SCREENPLAY: JIMMY SANGSTER / STARRING: ANTON DIFFRING, HAZEL COURT, CHRISTOPHER LEE, ARNOLD MARLÉ, DELPHI LAWRENCE, FRANCIS DE WOLFF / RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 21ST

BIG GAME

Thirteen-year-old Oskari is from a tough, manly community in Finland in which everyone is a man and every man is expected to go hunting on his thirteenth birthday and bring back an animal which represents the man they’ll become. His father brought back a bear. Thing is, Oskari’s not as manly a man as his father.

On his own hunting trip, after failing to find any animals worth killing (let’s not get into that…), he bumps into the President of America. Also known as Bill. As played by Samuel L. Jackson. You see, Air Force One has been shot down by terrorists and the Pres is stuck in the forest, with a traitorous Secret Service agent on his trail. Now it’s up to Oskari to escort Bill to safety.

If you’re expecting a Samuel L. Jackson shoot-em-up, you might be surprised, as this is Oskari’s story, about him learning survival and hunting skills. Jackson, on the other hand, is more restrained, playing Bill against expectations as a more cowardly figure, unused to being stranded without his gang of bodyguards. The focus on the younger figure highlights how the real target audience for this film is those more of Oskari’s age – though there are some comic moments between the two that will entertain everyone, and Jackson fans will be glad to know that a certain naughty word he’s become known for uttering has been restored to the film, censored in the cinema release.

The terrorists pursue Bill and Oskari through a series of action sequences, each one more ludicrous than the last, especially when this thirteen-year-old turns into a miniature Van Damme and jumps from a cliff onto a helicopter. It’s really not a film that stands up to much thought – in terms of anything that happens in the plot, quite a lot of the dialogue, or indeed the dodgy gender politics inherent in the “becoming a man” character arc.

We have to mention Jim Broadbent, who rocks up in the Pentagon as an experienced CIA agent with a nice jumper and with a sandwich in his hand. It does seem like he’s been pulled off the set of a Richard Curtis comedy and told to quickly improvise an American accent, and some of the daft orders he shouts around the command centre add an extra layer to the nonsense that permeates Big Game.

But what’s life without a little bit of nonsense from time to time? It’s far from the best action film you’ll see this year, but to thirteen year olds looking for an enjoyable adventure, or to retro action fans looking for a reminder of simpler times, Big Game provides ninety minutes of unapologetic escapism.

Special Features: Cast and crew interviews / VFX breakdown

BIG GAME / CERT: 15 / DIRECTOR & SCREENPLAY: JALMARI HELANDER / STARRING: SAMUEL L. JACKSON, ONNI TOMMILA, RAY STEVENSON, JIM BROADBENT / RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 21ST


 

NARUTO: SHIPPÛDEN COLLECTION 22

Collection opener Road to Sakura is little more than a tie episode for Road to Ninja: Naruto the Movie; there’s even a promotional poster in one scene. It has no bearing on the following episodes, but is a nice enough preface, with a confused Sakura struggling with apparent memory loss.

The rest continues the Fourth Shinobi World War: Confrontation arc and the hard slog against the Impure World Reincarnation. Dead shinobi are still on the rise, proving that no one ever really stays deceased in shonen. It does undermine the power of their original deaths, particularly with the frequent flashbacks to spin the yarn of their passing. But after learning the truth, and striking out to save his friends, the episodes shift into gear and demonstrate just how powerful Naruto has become. Little wonder then, that the most engaging and entertaining action sequences are those involving a glowing Naruto and Killer Bee giving it what for.

Sandwiched between the hinterlands of scattered fight scenes, are some tender reveries and moving revelations. Choji, Shikamaru and Ino, for example, are forced to clash with their former sensei, Asuma Sarutobi. Likewise, when the politics and subtlety of warfare shines through the big brawls, it’s a lot more interesting. Still blissfully unaware of the war, Killer Bee steps up Naruto’s training for some psychedelic scenes. The back and forth between Naruto and the nine tailed fox are especially dynamic in showing the inner struggle and temptation Naruto has had to deal with all his life. But he discovers that the demon isn’t all eat and maim, it’s a pipeline to his parents. On the same note, the lid is blown off Killer Bee’s past and underneath every ‘fool, you fool’, is an intricate and charming character.

Fans of the original Naruto series will be pleased as there are so many flashbacks to that time; one episode is even a clip show. It’s also plain to see that despite the wobbly quality of the animation, it has stepped up, with many of the character models undergoing refinement around the edges, particularly Sakura.

It might not quite be filler, but Collection 22 possesses more than a little padding. In amongst all the chaos and calamity the moral, as ever, is that friendship trumps all.

Extras: Storyboards and trailers.

NARUTO: SHIPPÛDEN COLLECTION 22 / CERT: 12 / CREATOR: MASASHI KISHIMOTO / STARRING: JUNKO TAKEUCHI, CHIE NAKAMURA, KAZUHIKO INOUE / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW

FAIRY TAIL COLLECTION FOUR

It’s been a year since Lucy Heartfilia first joined the Fairy Tail guild, or 72 episodes in real world terms. The first three episodes of collection four bring The Daphne Arc to a close, and start on the cusp of Magnolia’s annual flower viewing party, serving in many ways as a reflection on the past year with an ill Lucy holed up in bed and tearfully reminiscing. Wendy, on the other hand, demonstrates her steely determination to do things herself, and Natsu confronts his younger years with further flashbacks, especially when the legendary Gildarts returns three years into a 100 year quest.

While ditching the first three episodes of the series might have made more sense to the hard core fan base, it gives newcomers the chance to buddy up to the characters and get a feel for its blend of goofy and eccentric comedy and moments of wonder. These episodes might seem at first throwaway, but they do establish The Edolas Arc like a set of dominoes, with the arrival of certain characters the flick of the finger to set things in motion.

The meat of the series is quickly entrenched, after mysterious forces siphon the folk of Magnolia to the parallel world of Edolas. It’s a civilisation which uses magical items, rather than innate ability and the magic is in short supply. A power hungry monarchy is determined to drain the power from the Fairy Tail guild.

The only few to have made it without being turned into a giant crystal, Natsu and Wendy soon discover a phantasmagoric version of the guild, run by none over than a hardboiled version of Lucy. It might play up to the doppelganger trope, albeit with everybody’s core traits on the fritz, but does so with good nature and a candid humour, particularly Natsu’s other self, who’s cocksure in his car but a weedy lickspittle out in the open.

The action is stupendous, with a stunning and sometimes kooky display of magic and muscle. Despite seemingly insurmountable odds, it never feels like any of the protagonists are in any real danger, as someone always shows up in the nick of time or a character discovers some hitherto untapped power. That said, there’s plenty of memorable clashes, the fight at the fun fair is particularly dazzling, and Gajeel brawling with Pantherlily is devilish fun.

The key to the careful plotting is the regular injection of mystery, spearheaded by Happy and Carla discovering the surreptitious origins of a cat-filled kingdom. It makes for a carefully meditated pay off, that’s by turns hilarious and heart-breaking.

The animation, while an improvement on the previous two seasons, is prone to inconsistency but it’s not without its showiness, particularly the iridescent cherry tree sailing down the river, and the floating islands of Edolas like one of Roger Dean’s Yes covers.

Fairy Tail is a series that embraces the tropes of fairy tales alongside those of anime, but with its universal themes and strong characters, it’s a potent mix that’s beautiful and exhilarating in its climax and, dare we say, empowering.

Extras: commentaries; textless opening/closing and trailers

FAIRY TAIL COLLECTION FOUR / CERT: PG / CREATORS: HIRO MASHIMA, MASASHI SOGO / TETSUYA KAKIHARA, AYA HIRANO, RIE KUGIMIYA / RELEASE DATE: OUT NOW