Skip to content

THE DARK MILE

Written By:

Andrew Marshall
the-dark-mile

To help in recovering from a personal tragedy, girlfriends Louise and Claire take a boating holiday to the Highlands. But upon arriving at their rural destination it soon becomes apparent that their attempt to experience a quiet idyll might prove permanently harmful to their continued wellbeing.

 

More horror movies need to be set in the north of Scotland. Its vast swathes of untamed wilds and sparsely populated areas are perfect locations to play out sinister goings on away from prying eyes and with little in the way of authority to offer as a safety net to any intruding outsiders. In keeping with this, the setting is one of the few good things you can say about The Dark Mile. The sparse wilderness is at once expansive yet oppressive, a sense of otherworldliness gradually seeping in from the overcast desolation.

 

There are suggestions both subtle and overt that something untoward and/or inexplicable is going on, and the suspicious behaviour of the locals certainly implies that all is not well in the picturesque countryside. Some visual cues imply what might be happening, but overall the film assumes a far greater familiarity with Celtic folklore than is reasonable, expecting the audience to infer an entire story via small background details and flashes of symbolism. Yes, it’s always preferable for mysteries to be implied rather than explicitly spelled out, but in this case there isn’t enough in the way of digestible information to form a proper picture of what’s happening.

 

The characters appear to be archetypes from myths updated to the present day, each playing an ordained role in a pre-specified narrative, and as such most of their behaviour doesn’t correspond with how real people would act and react in any given situation. There is some concession to realistic interaction with regards to Louise and Claire’s reception upon arrival, being a lesbian couple visiting a small community presumably driven by insular tradition their isolation is amplified by how out of place they are made to feel. However, whatever tension the film manages to build is eventually squandered as little of any note actually occurs, while the implied escalation into something akin to Deliverance with highlanders never materialises, and the closest thing to excitement – a brief Duel-style barge chase – is over too quickly to leave any impact.

 

Ordinarily it’s bad form for a review to reference a film’s ending, but in this case it’s unavoidable, as it pertains to The Dark Mile’s most glaring problem, specifically that the entire final third of the plot appears to be missing. At precisely the turning point in the story where it seems to be about to progress to some explanation of exactly what the hell is going on and then be followed by a resolution of some description, the film instead just… stops. It’s an unsatisfying payoff for an already unfocused story, and one that instead of the mysterious ambiguity that was attempted, instead leaves a frustrated feeling of being cheated.

 

THE DARK MILE / CERT: TBA / DIRECTOR: GARY LOVE / SCREENPLAY: GABY HULL / STARRING: REBECCA CALDER, DEIRDRE MULLINS, FINLAY MACMILLAN, PAUL BRANNIGAN, SHEILA HANCOCK / RELEASE DATE: TBA

 

Expected Rating: 7/10

 

Actual Rating:


Andrew Marshall

You May Also Like...

jennifer lopez in atlas trailer

Full Trailer Drops For JLo-Starring Sci-Fi ATLAS

Jennifer Lopez is forced to confront her ambiguous feelings about artificial intelligence in the first official, full-length trailer for Netflix’s science-fiction feature, Atlas.  Per the official synopsis, Atlas follows Atlas Shepherd
Read More
lakeith stanfield to star in and produce film adaptation of neo noir vampire video game el paso, elsewhere

LaKeith Stanfield To Star In Film Adaptation of Vampire Video Game EL PASO, ELSEWHERE

LaKeith Stanfield, who most recently starred in Jeymes Samuel’s sophomore feature, The Book of Clarence, is teaming up with veteran producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura for El Paso, Elsewhere, an adaptation of the
Read More
the darkness outside us book illustration

Elliot Page To Adapt Sci-Fi Novel THE DARKNESS OUTSIDE US

The Darkness Outside Us is looking to move from ink and paper to the big screen, with The Hollywood Reporter announcing that Pageboy Productions, the banner run by Oscar nominee Elliot Page, Matt
Read More
till of deadpool kissing dog from full trailer for deadpool & wolverine

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE Are Back In Full Trailer

Ryan Reynolds has taken over from Marvel Studios to post the very first, full-length trailer for Deadpool’s highly-anticipated third outing in Deadpool & Wolverine, marking the Merc with a Mouth’s entry into
Read More
transformers one trailer

TRANSFORMERS ONE Launches Trailer… From Space?

The trailer for Transformers One marks a first for any Hollywood studio, according to Paramount: it launched from space! Per the press release: “This long-awaited origin story of how the most iconic
Read More
golden axe video game

GOLDEN AXE Receives Series Order

Comedy Central has greenlit a series order for Golden Axe, a new, 10-episode animated series based on the classic side-scrolling action game. Produced by CBS Studios with Sony Pictures Television and Original
Read More