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Don’t know about you, but I stopped caring about ANGRY BIRDS a loooong time ago. Admittedly that came after wasting a couple of months solid randomly flicking bird-based projectiles at pigs while sat of the bus/toilet. So far I’ve managed not to be swayed back by any seasonal variation of the game (I even resisted the allure of ANGRY BIRDS IN SPACE!), but this, this is a different story entirely…

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