05/05/11
Wow. Lionsgate Pictures really upped their game after that criminally pointless teaser trailer a few months back, for this doth truly kick-arse in comparison. Check it out…

Nifty stuff indeed, though director Marcus Nispel has a lot to prove after destroying not one, but two cult classics already (see THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE; FRIDAY THE 13TH).  Let’s hope he’s not going for the hat trick.

CONAN THE BARBARIAN is released in theatres this August.

Annoyed this project isn’t the long-mooted KING CONAN? More annoyed that it looks like THE MUMMY? Could they have cast an uglier Conan?! Let us know in the comments below!