Stop the presses! In surely the most redundant quote ever, director Tom Six has revealed to the top peeps over at Empire Magazine that HUMAN CENTIPEDE III (yep, he’s really doing it) will, get ready for it, “upset a lot of people”.

Yeah, because there was hardly any feathers ruffled with Part II, was there Tom.

So what of THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE II (FULL SEQUENCE) anyway? When we last reported on it the BBFC were having a bit of a s**t fit over the content (read all about it here). Is there any updates on its UK release?

Nope. Still flat-out banned.

Can Tom Six fill us in on anything he has planned for the needless sequel? While he’s staying schtum on the complex nuances of the plot, he did have this little nugget of hyperbole to drop: it’s going to “make the last one look like a Disney film”.

Brilliant. He’s clearly learnt nothing from the media furor that surrounded Part II, thus proving that his sole goal is to offend and court controversy rather than terrify, which the first HUMAN CENTIPEDE did in an assured, subtle manner. Quite sad.

And didn’t he already use that ‘Disney’ line when pimping Part II?! Lazy.

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