Well, you won’t be seeing it in the UK anytime soon (if ever), but other territories have been a little kinder to Tom Six’s controversial movie HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 (FULL SEQUENCE), with a US release scheduled for this October and Spring 2012 for Australia.

Want to see the brand new teaser trailer from Australian distributers Monster Pictures? Are you sure? Okay then, but consider yourself warned…

Ok, so the warning wasn’t necessarily about the content, just the trailer’s overall rubbishness. Where’s the footage from the movie?! At least it was a variation on the whole night-vision crowd reactions that we usually get with these things. 

And I do prefer it to Tom Six’s narcissistic HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 announcement trailer from last year. Oh boy…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an1H_XH9XIg

I’d be embarrassed for him if I didn’t believe he was such a knob.

Despite the UK hoopla (which Six seems to be smartly using to his advantage) the director also revealed that he is pressing on with his trilogy-wrapper regardless, with HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) already written.

Since neither trailer bothered to give a single glimpse of the actual movie, we’ll have to settle for this – a pic of lead nutjob Martin (sans box), essayed in the movie by newcomer thespian Laurence R. Harvey.

Gotta hand it to ’em, the fella’s well cast. Feel a little nauseous already.

Read more on just why the BBFC refused this movie a certificate here, and what we know about Human Centipede 3 here.

Should the UK have banned this movie? Will anybody be buying the Region 1 in? Let us know in the Comments or on Twitter @Starburst_Mag