There is an entire subgenre of horror movies dedicated to films so spectacularly awful, nonsensical and unintentionally hilarious that they transcend their shortcomings and become cult classics.
Some are created by accident, made by directors who aspire to critical acclaim and to leave audiences trembling under the covers but fail miserably in their attempts. Others are entirely deliberate creations by casts and crews working with wafer-thin budgets and initially half-baked ideas.
Fans of horror movies are unlike the people who enjoy other genres as, not only are they forgiving of films that fall short in most areas of quality, but they actively seek out such low-budget productions.
These cinematic trainwrecks offer a unique brand of entertainment, a celebration of the absurd where laughter and groans collide. Let’s take a look at this gloriously terrible world of “so bad, they’re brilliant” horror with some top films that redefine the meaning of delightfully dreadful.
Haunted Casino – Dead Man’s Hand (2007)
This low-budget gem boasts a plot so thin it’s practically transparent. A struggling casino owner, Victor (C. Thomas Howell), desperate to save his business, reopens a supposedly haunted mansion as a luxury casino. Naturally, this decision coincides with a surge in paranormal activity.
The casino becomes overrun by vengeful spirits, disgruntled gamers from beyond the grave, and a particularly grumpy ghost named Mary (Vanessa Angel). We witness a chaotic blend of ghostly pranks, cheesy special effects, and an abundance of cleavage as Victor desperately tries to save his casino and appease the restless dead.
The film is full of many inaccuracies, summed up best by its name. Oddly, the film has two names so it is sometimes called “Haunted Casino”, whereas other times it’s referred to as “Dead Man’s Hand”.
The latter comes from a reference to one of the characters having a hand cut off during a roulette game and the assailant insulting them by saying, “you’ve got a dead man’s hand”. The issue here is that roulette is not a game that uses cards so this phrase would be better suited to a game of poker.
In popular variants like Omaha poker, players are dealt a set of their own “hole cards” with additional cards placed in the center of the table. Players are then tasked with making a high-ranking combination of cards in what is known as their “hand”. After several rounds of betting, any players remaining in the game will usually share what cards were in their hand and the one with the strongest combination will win.
While you’re unlikely to do it, you shouldn’t mix up this film with the 2023 release of the same name which is a collection of 24 short stories from the Weird West genre.
Troll 2 (1990)
Despite its title, “Troll 2” has absolutely nothing to do with trolls. This Italian mockbuster follows the vacationing Peterson family who unknowingly rent a goblin-infested cabin.
These goblins, disguised as tourists, secrete green slime and turn their victims into plants.
The film follows the Petersons as they discover the grotesque secret of their neighbors and fight for survival against a horde of vegetable-obsessed goblins.
Starring Michael Stephenson (whose bewildered performance adds to the film’s charm), and featuring truly bizarre goblin costumes and practical effects, “Troll 2” is a masterpiece of unintentional comedy.
Leprechaun 3: Leprechaun in Vegas, Baby! (1995)
Leprechaun is the epitome of horror films so bad they’re great as it has one of the biggest cult followings of the entire genre.
This entry in the Leprechaun franchise throws the charming killer leprechaun, Warwick Davis, into the dazzling world of Las Vegas.
This time, the gold-obsessed monster seeks revenge on a man who buys his magical coin from a Vegas pawn shop. He wreaks havoc on the city’s famous strip, leaving a trail of mischief as he does it.
The film is a nonsensical romp fueled by cheesy special effects, one-liners that miss by a mile, and Warwick Davis’ delightfully manic performance that make it a hit amongst horror fans.
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Based on a Stephen King short story, “Maximum Overdrive” takes the concept of technology gone bad to ludicrous extremes. It’s also the famous writer’s only foray into directing and it may be for good reason.
A mysterious comet passes Earth, unleashing a wave of electromagnetic energy that awakens the malevolent spirits of machines. Cars, trucks, even a lawnmower, develop sentience and turn on humanity.
A group of survivors, including a punk rock DJ (Emilio Estevez) and a reluctant truck driver (John Glover), must fight back against the devious machines in a world where cars chase you and ATMs dispense insults.
Director Stephen King himself has disavowed the film, but its campy charm, absurd premise, and surprisingly catchy rock soundtrack have earned it a loyal cult following.