What Does Amazon Know About an Impending Zombie Apocalypse?!!!

Written by Tony Jones Wednesday, 10 February 2016

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What does Amazon know about an impending Zombie Apocalypse?!!!

If you ever find the time to read the Amazon service terms for their Amazon Web Services (AWS), make sure you read clause 57.10 in some detail. They talk about part of their offering with the name Lumberyard Materials. The current version of the clause is reproduced below (the key part is in italic):

The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

What does Amazon know that we don’t? At least we know they stand ready to help humanity fight the impending Zombie hordes!

The full terms of service are on the Amazon Web Site: https://aws.amazon.com/service-terms/.

And ahead of the show’s return next week, here’s a Walking Dead trailer to give you an idea of what to expect should the world go to the dogs:

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