TV News: Yoda Hits Hard Times, Forced to Pimp Noodles in Japan

Written by Animal Johns Tuesday, 22 November 2011

TV News

Ok, so technically this isn't news, but we had to share this with you anyway. We're not sure exactly when this takes place in terms of the Prequel Saga, or whether it's even canon, but it seems like our Earth bound celebrities aren't the only ones that resort to doing dodgy commercials in Japan.

Guys, the days of them staying in Japan are OVER! There's a thing called YouTube. You'd have thought Yoda woulda known better. But no. Anyway, check it out for yourselves. It's Holiday Special bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmvJkSloqb4

For shame, Yoda. For shame.

Rumours that the Jedi Master did this to pay off a gambling debt to a Hutt remain unsubstantiated.

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+1 #1 James Bond 2011-11-28 19:36
Yoda would make a great pimp.
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