News: January Drones has Baby Boy

Written by Jordan Royce Friday, 16 September 2011

Movie News

Congratulations to January Drones who has just given birth to a baby boy...

Just nine months after not getting binned from Xmen: First Class, despite dreadful rushes - January Drones has given birth to a baby boy that could easily have been conceived with the help of semen from Director Matthew Vaughn.

Here is a picture of heartthrob Matthew Vaughn with his wife, Supermodel Claudia Schiffer

So a big congratulations to MISS Drones on the birth of little Xander Dane Drones! [I had nipped out of the office to get a can of Pomegranate Rubicon when he wrote this - It's like working with a child, and I want separate Lawyers - News Ed]

Is it his? Or just some sweaty random? Tell us what you think below!

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0 #4 James Bond 2011-09-17 00:06
I bet it looks like a monkey.
+1 #3 Gary Armstrong 2011-09-16 16:10
Quoting John Tooner:
lol. hate her in Mad Men. Hated her in Xmen. maybe she just has men problems.

I'm not a fan of Mad Men, but she was by far the worst element of the show for me.

As for X-Men? Well, her chronic lack of charisma and presence was cruelly shown up next to what ended up being a very engaging cast for a superhero flick.
+2 #2 Prof Barnyards Quakermaths 2011-09-16 11:13
They both have more hair than him. He needs more hair!
+2 #1 John Tooner 2011-09-16 11:08
lol. hate her in Mad Men. Hated her in Xmen. maybe she just has men problems.

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