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Welcome once again to the movie marketplace that is Watto’s Emporium, which rounds up some of the best merch that we found across the online galaxy. And this week we have chilled pooches, turned stomachs and cracking offers making their way into our illustrious emporium. So don’t just sit there, take our hand (or don’t, that’s cool) as we guide you through our top 3 picks this week…


3. Adventure Time (Chill Out Dude) T-Shirt (alltheheroes.co.uk, £11.75)

We have already commented on the fandom surrounding Pendleton Ward’s hand drawn Fantasy series Adventure Time but feel urged to do so once again. Not content with satisfying our superhero fix, the cool crew over at alltheheroes.co.uk are also there to fill that Adventure Time urge too. They have many shirts influenced by the show available but one of our favourites is this “Chill Out Dude” Jake shirt, which is neat with its contemporary design and perfect for looking “totes amaze-balls” on a warm summer day.



2. Human Centipede T-Shirt (tshirtbordello.com, $12 USD)

When it comes to merchandising, one name that is not up there with the offerings of Marvel and Disney is The Human Centipede…indeed it will be a disturbing day when The Human Centipede lunch box becomes a thing. However as Tom Six’s (or should that be sick’s) third and final instalment in his Human Centipede series lands on limited cinema release this weekend (before hitting DVD on the 20th July- check out our review here), why not celebrate the occasion with this fun T-Shirt from tshirtbordello.com. Taking a reliably tongue in cheek (sorry) approach to the first film’s 100% medical accuracy, this shirt sees Einstein himself adopt the mad theory of Dr. Heiter. Oh Internet, you spoil us.



1. Summer Sale (sequential.cc, Prices vary depending on Item)

And now for something completely different…because this is not an item, rather a whole host of items, all of which are on sale! We ask you, what better way is there to relax in the sun than with a good old comic or graphic novel in hand? Well, thanks to the massive summer sale over at sequential.cc, you can treat yourself and fuel your geeky inner fire in the process. From Hell, Hellboy, Sin City and so much more make up the vast array of titles on price slashing offer, so what are you waiting for? This won’t last forever you know!! Get Summer Sale surfing for your page-set penchants!


Be sure to keep an eye out every week for our pick of the top 3 funnest, funkiest and freakiest finds in our online merchandising explorations!

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