TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES [ENDED]

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Welcome to the STARBURST caption contest!

Come up with an interesting caption for this image from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991) and post it in the comments below. Our favourite will be printed in the next issue and its writer will win a 3 month STARBURST subscription!

"What turtles go through to look good in their shells... 
If I was doing a wax job on a ninja I’d tie them up too! "

Winner: JOHN VUKELIC.

Well done, John! Email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and we will get your prize sorted!


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0 #16 John Lees 2014-07-05 16:32
I told you not to grow that tash !
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0 #15 S.L. 2014-07-05 15:38
Come on dude, you know that stache scares away the ladies.
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+1 #14 Tom Henderson 2014-07-01 19:16
Michelangelo: I already told you I don't know anything about any f******g setup; you can torture me all you want.

Donatello: Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.
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0 #13 Chris Jackson 2014-07-01 17:52
Michelangelo: Bring out the Gimp's

Donatello: Gimp's sleeping.

Michelangelo: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
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+1 #12 john vukelic 2014-07-01 17:39
What turtles go through to look good in their shells. ... If I was doing a wax job on a ninja I'd tie them up too.
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+1 #11 Simonpeace 2014-07-01 17:32
Have you sen the new Transformers travesty? We have to kill Bay before he's ever allowed to make another film.
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+3 #10 Andy Luke 2014-07-01 15:39
"Hurry up dude. You wanna see what they were doing to Ving Rhames before Bruce Willis saved him!"
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+1 #9 Buster 2014-07-01 14:14
"Cowabunga! Cowabunga! The Safe Word is Cowabunga!"
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+1 #8 Alec McQuay 2014-07-01 09:36
It was a start, but Donatello was going to need a LOT more Tippex to erase this mistake...
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0 #7 ken wilkinson 2014-06-29 17:00
You look Shell Shocked,shall I call the vet.
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+1 #6 Kev 2014-06-27 10:24
This'll stop all your talk of a reboot!
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0 #5 Kameron 2014-06-18 11:51
"Yep, this should definitely work better than alcohol anonymous"
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0 #4 Elisabeth Neveux 2014-06-14 08:53
Well, Dave was faster than me on this one, I had the same idea, with a different person:

"Michelangelo and Raphaelo idolized so much martial artist David Carradine, that they took a real interest for erotic asphyxia..."

I will get you Dwankie for beeing so fast!
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0 #3 Dwankie Dave 2014-06-14 08:26
Michelangelo did dabble with being Michaelhuntchen ce for one crazy night.
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+2 #2 Martin Unsworth 2014-06-13 16:42
What do you mean you have a splinter in your backside?
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+1 #1 David 2014-06-13 15:23
Dude, I told you not to answer those ads for free pizza on Craigslist!
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