PLANET OF THE APES [ENDED]

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Welcome to the new STARBURST caption contest!

Come up with an interesting caption for this image from Planet of the Apes (1968) and post it in the comments below. Our favourite will be printed in the next issue and its writer will win a 3 month STARBURST subscription!

"Alright, alright! I use Vidal Baboon conditioner. That's my secret"

Winner: RYAN HOLT.

Well done, Ryan! Email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and we will get your prize sorted!


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0 #28 John Lees 2014-06-07 19:27
That banana's gone down the wrong way !
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0 #27 Matthew Redgate 2014-06-07 19:11
"What's the matter Dr Zaius, can't get the monkey off your back?"
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0 #26 Iain Robertson 2014-06-07 13:25
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you....oh wait, you're Charlton Heston. It's a gun"
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0 #25 Patrick OBrien 2014-06-07 13:20
I'll go ape sh*t if you don't give me back my clothes! Oh wait hang on...if you've gone 'ape sh*t' in them already, you can keep 'em!!! :-)
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0 #24 Ryan Holt 2014-06-07 13:11
"Alright, alright! I use Vidal Baboon conditioner. That's my secret"

Also bonus poor joke:
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
A Kong-vict!
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0 #23 June Etherington 2014-05-25 17:57
I'll give you your false teeth back if you give me my suit back!!!
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0 #22 Chester 2014-05-25 11:56
I'm bloody choking, haven't you ever heard of the Heimlich manoveure??
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0 #21 Paulw44 2014-05-24 12:47
Torture me all you like, there's no way I'm watching the Tim Burton version!
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+1 #20 Gareth Preston 2014-05-22 12:37
Take it back! Take it back! Ben-Hur does NOT have a gay subtext!
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+1 #19 Gary 2014-05-21 11:32
I HOPE that's your Keys Chuck!
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+1 #18 Dwankie Dave 2014-05-20 16:45
A couple of whiskey's (and an argument over who got to be Kate Winslet) later, Kris and Mike's "Titanic Roleplay" evening went awry.
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+1 #17 Lee Clarke 2014-05-19 19:02
Another ape falls into the dangerous human enclosure, its no wonder these creatures are kept away from animals and the horrors they could do to the environment.
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+1 #16 John Knott 2014-05-19 12:28
"Hang on a cotton picking minute... under that make up... you're not... Hey! What have you done with Edward G. Robinson?"

(Too obscure?)
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+3 #15 PAC man 2014-05-18 13:26
"Take your stinking hands of me you damned dirty human..oh wait wrong movie thank god!"
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+1 #14 Lez Davison 2014-05-17 19:00
"Damn dirty ape!" That's rich coming from a man who's not wearing pants!
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+1 #13 June Etherington 2014-05-17 16:17
Ok Ok I will sing in Eurovision.
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+1 #12 Colin Gardner 2014-05-17 08:22
No! I'm a clean Ape!
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+1 #11 Melissa Fletcher 2014-05-17 06:55
What do you mean my career peaks here?
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+1 #10 Melissa Fletcher 2014-05-17 06:48
Lower--oh, yeah, right there!
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+1 #9 Paul Mount 2014-05-16 23:31
"Give me my Tesco Club Card back, you goddam dirty stinking ape!"
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+3 #8 Sean Davies 2014-05-16 22:26
You better not tell the RSPCA about this
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+1 #7 Eric Leach 2014-05-16 22:14
Me Tarzan, you cheeta... No that's not right at all? I think we may be in the wrong movie and you ain't no Chimpanzee, you blonde haired freak?
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+1 #6 Liam 2014-05-16 21:01
"You know that thing when you put your hands behind your back and pretend to be snogging yourself?"
"Yes?"
"You're doing it wrong."
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+1 #5 Eric Leach 2014-05-16 20:52
As a member and president of the NRA, I am within my rights to bear arms? So shut up you goddamn ape?
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+1 #4 Howard Gorman 2014-05-16 20:46
Are you president of the national rifle association or are you just happy to see me?
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+2 #3 Martin Unsworth 2014-05-16 20:36
The Brokeback Mountain reboot was a little misjudged...
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+3 #2 Martin Unsworth 2014-05-16 20:34
So Brando said to me, "I can't believe it's not butter!"
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+1 #1 Mr Cheese 2014-05-16 19:57
Of course that's a gun in my pocket. And no, I am not pleased to see you.
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