AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON [ENDED]

PrintE-mail Saturday, 26 April 2014

Welcome to the first STARBURST caption contest!

Come up with a caption for this image from An American Werewolf in London (1981) and post it in the comments below. Our favourite will win a 3 month subscription to STARBURST Magazine! (This contest closed at midnight on Sunday 4th May 2014.)

“As if the werewolf thing wasn’t bad enough, now David had knelt on some LEGO...”

Winner: TOM MASON.

Well done, Tom! Email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and we will get your prize sorted!

An American Werewolf in London is currently available to rent or buy at www.TheHorrorShow.TVFor more on John Landis' seminal movie, check out STARBURST #400, out now!


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0 #34 Melissa Fletcher 2014-05-04 12:39
This P90X workout is inhuman!
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0 #33 Melissa Fletcher 2014-05-04 12:37
Oh man, I really should have emptied the litter box before I changed.
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0 #32 Melissa Fletcher 2014-05-04 12:35
This P90X workout is beastly
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0 #31 Melissa Fletcher 2014-05-04 11:51
But I don't want to be checked for worms!!
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0 #30 Melissa Fletcher 2014-05-04 11:51
Maybe now isn't the best time to get a Brazillian!
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0 #29 GweonBach 2014-05-02 11:38
David never did get used to the vet massaging his anal glands
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+2 #28 PAC man 2014-04-30 15:25
"just..one...last...push..up before I hit the nair and then a shower.."
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0 #27 Laurie 2014-04-28 11:27
Claws stuck in the carpet again...? Try Blue Moon claw softener. For cats, dogs and beasts of the night.
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0 #26 Mark OConnell 2014-04-28 09:41
My girlfriend once stopped a train with only her underwear?
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0 #25 Mark OConnell 2014-04-28 09:40
A sequel? In Paris? With C.G. er what?!
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0 #24 Richard 2014-04-27 17:19
NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT CATWOMAN!!!
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+1 #23 Ellen Gordon 2014-04-27 09:04
Oh baby I don't think I can finish this waxing thing.
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+1 #22 Jammy Jamson 2014-04-27 08:24
"Issue 400 of Starburst is 2 cm bigger than 399? Arrrrrggg! Another bloody trip to Ikea!"
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+1 #21 John Knott 2014-04-27 04:12
Actually, this is me first thing in the morning complaining about my poor arthritic back. None of you care...
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+1 #20 PaulW44 2014-04-27 04:11
The Vindaloo served at The Slaughtered Lamb was known to test the strongest of stomachs...
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+1 #19 John Knott 2014-04-27 04:11
Oh yeah... just there... that's the spot. No, don't stop... ah, that's perfect... keep going..

(He's got an itch, for heaven's sake. What is the matter with you people?)
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+1 #18 Dwankie Dave 2014-04-26 23:59
His mother said it would end in tears and it did, as David's Thriller obsession ended with his head superglued to the miniature sofa.
(disclaimer: I'm a tad drunk and thats the best I could come up with right now. Gimme and good nights sleep and I'll have a corker... maybe)
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+1 #17 Vincent Krasauskas 2014-04-26 23:58
AWWWWWW man! I'd managed to go all week without seeing any SHIELD spoilers until you showed me that tweet!
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+1 #16 Iamcosmicsoup 2014-04-26 22:23
Take two bottles into the shower? Not me, I just like to wash my hair and gaaaaaaaaarrrgg ggghhh I've got soap in my eyes!!!
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+1 #15 Paul Mount 2014-04-26 22:21
"Aaargh! I'm turning into a wolf!" ( it's possible I've not grasped the rules of this competition)
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0 #14 Colin Gardner 2014-04-26 21:24
She a Nun?!? Nooooooooooooo! !!
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0 #13 Ian McArdell 2014-04-26 21:07
David hoped that the hirsute look would come back in fashion quickly
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0 #12 Angelabsurdist 2014-04-26 19:27
I told you we should have used lubricant.
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0 #11 Laurie 2014-04-26 19:18
Some people will do anything to get in a shower with Jenny Agutter...
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0 #10 Al 2014-04-26 19:17
David hated press-ups.
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+1 #9 Demonix Olas 2014-04-26 16:34
"That's the last time I buy cheap razors to use on my tail!"
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+1 #8 Andrew Brook 2014-04-26 16:24
Just got "An American Werewolf in Paris" out on DVD....
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0 #7 Drew Walko 2014-04-26 16:03
Ugghhhhhh! That's the last time I go there for a curry!
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0 #6 Andrew Pollard 2014-04-26 16:01
"That latest Fantastic Four movie sounds so bad, I think it's given me thrush!"
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+2 #5 Kevboy 2014-04-26 15:55
Heard self abuse made your palms hairy but this is ridiculous
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