Caption Contest - January [ENDED]

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Welcome to the STARBURST caption contest!

Come up with an interesting caption for this image from Beauty and the Beast (1946), our favourite will be printed in the next issue and its writer will win a 3-month STARBURST subscription! You can enter in the comments below, or tweet us @STARBURST_MAG using the #captioncontest.

This contest closes at 11:59 pm on Sunday, February 5th.


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0 #15 Sheena Read 2017-02-05 14:28
Where's the mirror on the wall because I beast looking here
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0 #14 Philip Rogers 2017-01-24 16:13
I know I need a shave, but I'm afraid that dress isn't big enough to hide the fur on your legs
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0 #13 nygel Harrot 2017-01-22 20:58
The decision to make `Paddington 2` into a 12a, altered the production drastically.
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0 #12 nygel Harrot 2017-01-18 09:33
Brexit propaganda leaflet number 7
Leave OR Frenchmen will come over and take our very pretty women.
This is an ACTUAL photograph of an ACTUAL event.
(Note- Very pretty woman may not be English)
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0 #11 Jo Carroll 2017-01-16 21:18
You're not 'weasley'...but I can't say you're not 'hairy' either!
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0 #10 Tim Dennant 2017-01-16 08:49
So does my butt smell ok to you?
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0 #9 Ian Tyreman 2017-01-14 20:35
There's no point grovelling. You know you're not allowed on the sofa!
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0 #8 Nicholas Horwood 2017-01-14 11:14
"I'm sorry, darling, but it doesn't feel like a proper horse unless you clap the coconuts together."
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0 #7 Christopher Jones 2017-01-13 23:18
Lumiere! How on earth did you get in there?
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0 #6 pauline whittle 2017-01-13 22:17
why belle, what a big bum you have!
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+1 #5 Chris Saunders 2017-01-13 21:48
"Yes, it's a bald spot alright."
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+1 #4 Barry Page 2017-01-13 17:05
Chewbacca had let himself go after Han Solo's death.
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0 #3 M Matthews 2017-01-13 16:54
Does my bum look big in this?
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0 #2 Darth Kapreles 2017-01-12 18:51
"Quit staring at my bum, Chewie. We have to free Han from the clutches of Jabba the Hutt".
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0 #1 Kapreles 2017-01-12 18:49
"Why, yes, my ladyship. Your behind looks marvelous in this dress."
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