Caption Contest - September [ENDED]

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Welcome to the STARBURST caption contest!

Come up with an interesting caption for this image from HIGH SPIRITS (1987) , our favourite will be printed in the next issue and its writer will win a 3-month STARBURST subscription! You can enter in the comments below, or tweet us @STARBURST_MAG using the #captioncontest.

This contest closes at midnight on Sunday, October 9th.


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0 #32 Rick Mills 2016-10-09 17:34
Blue shoes with a red dress!!!! My god woman, what have you done?
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0 #31 mark fletcher 2016-10-09 12:12
"Director! I thought we all agreed on a "no garlic bread" policy before the kissing scene?"
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0 #30 Elspeth MacMillan 2016-10-08 15:56
Ooooo your so strong!
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0 #29 mark fletcher 2016-10-08 12:43
"I didn't know this was "The Invisible Man" porno!"
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0 #28 Brian 2016-10-06 16:21
Relax. It's just a LinkedIn request, for crying out loud. No one is stealing your soul.
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0 #27 Jenifer-Mary Pettitt 2016-10-03 21:48
Never mind LADY IN RED I'm RED with anger
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0 #26 Ralph Greig 2016-10-02 11:36
I sorry there is nothing I can do. You must be sacrificed. It the duty of all those who wear a red shirt.
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0 #25 Lucy W 2016-10-01 19:28
"She just wouldn't take the elephant. Why? WHY? Who the feck wouldn't want a nice fluffy pink elephant?!"
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+1 #24 Nicholas Dawson 2016-09-24 10:31
Should have taken that Ghostbusters job when it was offered
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0 #23 Gail 2016-09-23 21:53
I'm a ghost - I think you're a few decades too late to try doing CPR on me
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0 #22 Marjorie Hogg 2016-09-23 21:28
You,ve had way too many spirits.
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0 #21 Peter Fagan 2016-09-23 17:14
Well... we aren't as intangible as I'd thought!
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0 #20 Tim Lyth 2016-09-23 16:45
What you do when you want to stop someone killing a heckler!!
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0 #19 Linda Thorn 2016-09-23 08:37
kiss me quick
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0 #18 Mike 2016-09-19 20:17
Due to more cut backs the BBC have lost the election night Swingometer, all they can afford now is old films to show the difference in the Labour, Conservatives and Liberal Democrats votes.
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0 #17 Philip Rogers 2016-09-19 16:06
I just had a vision. It was like a human wolverine with metal claws.

Let's howl at the moon together darling. Howl!
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+1 #16 richard scholfield 2016-09-19 10:20
I'm sorry Gretel, but Brexit means Brexit!
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0 #15 Tim Dennant 2016-09-19 07:56
Here comes the tickle monster.....
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0 #14 RoboKapreles 2016-09-18 15:52
"Help me! My nipples keep falling off!"
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0 #13 Derek S 2016-09-18 06:27
Stop singing 'there's no one quite like grandma'!! your not a kid anymore
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0 #12 Er nie larkham 2016-09-17 22:30
No no the great British bake off cant go to channel 4
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0 #11 Natalie Ellis 2016-09-17 22:28
Calm down darling, I'll help you tie your cravat!!!
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+1 #10 Jason Figgis 2016-09-17 00:31
For the love of Cushing ... I thought this was a Hammer Production!
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0 #9 ERIC LEACH 2016-09-16 20:54
"If You harm these ghosts, I will find you and I will kill you?"
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0 #8 Ian Tyreman 2016-09-16 18:15
He'd taken the news about Bake Off very badly.
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+1 #7 mark fletcher 2016-09-16 09:58
"Of course they're real you stupid woman!"
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+1 #6 Chris Saunders 2016-09-14 17:52
"For the last time, I don't want to see Chris de Burgh in concert!"
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0 #5 Mark Gillyon 2016-09-14 15:59
OMG. Where did I put my car keys? (sorry for earlier typo!)
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0 #4 Mark Gillyon 2016-09-14 15:58
OMG...why did I put my car keys!
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+1 #3 Jo Carroll 2016-09-14 08:43
As Dad got older he needed his Wii even more.
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