Caption Contest - May [ENDED]

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Welcome to the STARBURST caption contest!

Come up with an interesting caption for this image from Tales of the Unexpected episode Neck , our favourite will be printed in the next issue and its writer will win a 3-month STARBURST subscription! You can enter in the comments below, or tweet us @STARBURST_MAG using the #captioncontest.

This contest closes at midnight on Sunday, June 5th.


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0 #22 Leigh Dovey 2016-06-03 12:55
Hang on luv, I'll have you out of there in a jiffy.
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0 #21 Jenifer-Mary Pettitt 2016-05-29 06:06
Get aHEAD with your sculptures!!!
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0 #20 Kate Kingsley 2016-05-25 13:22
Siouxsie Sioux was concerned that her new band mates were tiring of her.
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0 #19 Ian Tyreman 2016-05-24 19:52
She demanded a chopper on the front lawn but Her diva strop had backfired.
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+1 #18 Gillian Mills 2016-05-22 05:34
Zero tolerance shown to gate crashing chav at the annual Hooray Henry garden party.
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+1 #17 Nadz 2016-05-21 23:39
shouldve gone to specsavers!
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+1 #16 mark fletcher 2016-05-20 16:57
Excessive earwax was always a pain to get rid of.
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0 #15 Steven Lewis 2016-05-20 12:48
Love child of Paul McCartney and wee Jimmy Krankie spotted in crowd at weekly beheading!!!
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+1 #14 Steven Lewis 2016-05-20 08:39
"I now pronounce you husband and wife... you may chop off her head!"
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0 #13 Steven Lewis 2016-05-20 08:27
As Bran Stark observed the past once more, he started to realise his dad, Ned, had a really poor sense of fashion... and an even worse taste in women.
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0 #12 Chris Saunders 2016-05-19 16:48
"Will someone stop that big chicken from pecking out the butler's eyes, it's very distracting!"
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0 #11 Jerry Atric 2016-05-17 15:54
Don't you open that trap dooooooor!!!!
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0 #10 Kate Kingsley 2016-05-17 10:11
The innovative new hairdressing craze had some spectators nervous.
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0 #9 Darth Kapreles 2016-05-16 18:45
An early version of the suit for Chewie in Star Wars was a bit clunky and stiff, but the costume designer was intent on making it work
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0 #8 Kapreles Python 2016-05-16 18:38
A beheading: guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
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+1 #7 mark fletcher 2016-05-16 18:26
As the years progressed, Joan Collins struggled to find a beauty therapy that could combat the ravages of time.
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0 #6 Kapreles 2016-05-12 17:34
The fight against the funding of modern art is getting more intense
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0 #5 Kapreles 2016-05-12 17:30
He needed some head
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0 #4 Steve 2016-05-12 17:14
Tales of the Brothers Grimm.
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0 #3 phil swan 2016-05-12 16:10
Whats happens when you cross russian roulette with the okey cokey
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+1 #2 Paul Schofield 2016-05-12 14:15
The massively reduced budget really affected the new season of Game of Thrones.
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0 #1 Philip Rogers 2016-05-12 14:14
yeah I think the legs about the right size. Chop it off
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