Caption Contest - March [ENDED]

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Welcome to the STARBURST caption contest!

Come up with an interesting caption for this image from CLUE (1985), our favourite will be printed in the next issue and its writer will win a 3-month STARBURST subscription! You can enter in the comments below, or tweet us @STARBURST_MAG using the #captioncontest.

This contest closes at midnight on Sunday, April 3rd.


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0 #18 Christopher Bate 2016-04-02 17:44
"1.2.3 Dip! I wonder if that'll impress Len Goodman"
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0 #17 Chris Saunders 2016-04-02 10:04
"Where d'ya want her? I've got three more out the back."
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0 #16 Sophie Dolan 2016-04-02 06:18
I only got down on one knee and she fainted, wait until she wakes up and realises that it was an 'April Fools' Prank! whoops!
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0 #15 Colin Gardner 2016-04-01 21:44
Where did I leave the puncture repair kit?!?
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0 #14 paul foster 2016-03-26 17:41
If we are to add matinee perfomances,you need to lose a few pounds.
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0 #13 Kev 2016-03-21 18:45
"Your drop dead gorgeous baby!" Austin Powers, the early years!
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+1 #12 Stuart Murray 2016-03-21 12:06
The public breastfeeding demonstration was going very well until Bertha sneezed and accidentally clamped down with her teeth!
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+1 #11 Colleen Nikstenas 2016-03-20 17:18
Lenny and Squiggy normally enter together with a unique "Hello", but the writer's strike had changed all that....
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0 #10 Chris Saunders 2016-03-20 15:31
"Why do I always find myself with a stiff at the most inappropriate time?" (Scans a bit better!)
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+1 #9 Chris Saunders 2016-03-19 18:24
"Why do I always get a stiff at the most inappropriate times?"
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0 #8 mark fletcher 2016-03-19 15:16
Back at the Celebrity Master Chef competition Stevie Wonder's dream of reaching the second round had hit a slight snag...
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0 #7 Nadz 2016-03-19 02:19
she said she was vegan
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0 #6 Kapreles 2016-03-18 19:09
Mr. Green didn't like to clean up after his roommate Cyril the serial killer
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0 #5 Kapreles 2016-03-17 19:40
"Now she's never gonna add me on FaceBook!"
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0 #4 Adam Millard 2016-03-15 18:57
"Does anyone know where we keep the Germolene?"
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0 #3 lisa evans 2016-03-12 19:36
This blow up doll has gotten heavy...
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0 #2 Barry Page 2016-03-12 09:34
Austin Powers' brother favoured a sturdier woman.
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0 #1 Philip Rogers 2016-03-11 14:44
She was complaining of a back problem. Could it be Sciatica?
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