Caption Contest - October [ENDED]

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Welcome to the STARBURST caption contest!

Come up with an interesting caption for this image from JACK FROST (1986), our favourite will be printed in the next issue and its writer will win a 3-month STARBURST subscription! You can enter in the comments below, or tweet us @STARBURST_MAG using the #captioncontest.

This contest closes at midnight on Sunday, November 8th.


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0 #26 Catherine Gregory 2015-11-08 13:47
I'm feeling a little Frosty tonight
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0 #25 amanda 2015-11-08 05:09
come on baby you melt my heart
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0 #24 Richard Talbot-Ashby 2015-11-07 23:05
"You're gorgeous Jack...but quite frigid"
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0 #23 Carrie Talbot-Ashby 2015-11-07 22:57
....And in the morning, she woke up laying in the largest wet patch of her entire life!!!
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0 #22 Andrew Hindley 2015-11-06 16:34
I'm a lesbian I wil go with snowman
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0 #21 Joel 2015-11-05 15:46
Come on baby, snowbody will ever know...
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0 #20 Chris Saunders 2015-10-27 17:16
"I'm beginning to think that you're not a member of the Bay City Rollers after all."
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0 #19 richard scholfield 2015-10-27 09:41
'That was a great fancy dress party!Now let me just take my 'attractive woman' outfit off,before we go any further.'
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0 #18 Philip Rogers 2015-10-23 21:01
i know your a vegan but it's ok
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0 #17 Jean Taylor 2015-10-23 20:25
You're looking in the wrong place!
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0 #16 Kapreles 2015-10-22 17:11
To his delight Jack's mutant nipples transformed into a woman
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0 #15 Johannah Carroll 2015-10-20 12:53
You're just like my Nosy bear give you a little squeeze here and out should pop your carrot!
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+1 #14 Paul Foster 2015-10-18 06:12
The carrot is supposed to be your nose
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0 #13 sa 2015-10-17 16:01
Not the exact moment I was expecting to fall asleep!
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0 #12 Champaklal Lad 2015-10-16 21:13
hell, fire, she's hot, I've been snow balled
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0 #11 Colin Gardner 2015-10-16 18:29
Snow me a good time baby, and I'll be ice to you!
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0 #10 drmrs 2015-10-16 16:22
Your cold heart sends shivers up my body!
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0 #9 Kate kingsley 2015-10-15 17:39
I couldn't help but admire you curtain
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0 #8 Barry Page 2015-10-15 17:21
"I see you've found my carrot..."
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0 #7 Chris Saunders 2015-10-15 16:13
"Can I have my arms back? You're supposed to be Jack Frost, not the Blob."
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+1 #6 Nadz 2015-10-14 20:42
this brings a whole new meaning to JACK OFF IN THE SHOWER!
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0 #5 mark fletcher 2015-10-14 19:48
"Told you! Cold hands, warm heart!"
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0 #4 ken wilkinson 2015-10-14 19:05
Thank goodness you`ve got no teeth,I was frightened of getting Frost Bite
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+2 #3 Rob Cassidy 2015-10-14 15:03
"It's only a carrot....you do as much with a cucumber so what's the problem?"
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+3 #2 Alec McQuay 2015-10-14 14:59
A cold front moving in from the south can be more fun than you'd think...
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0 #1 Theresa Derwin 2015-10-14 14:47
"C'mere Darling. My balls are absolutely frozen, they could do with warming up"
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