THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN (1974) [ENDED]

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Come up with an interesting caption for this image from THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN (1974), our favourite will be printed in the next issue and its writer will win a 3 month STARBURST subscription! You can enter in the comments below, or tweet us @STARBURST_MAG using the #captioncontest.


This contest closes at midnight on Sunday 7th June.


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0 #32 Fiona Foskett 2015-06-06 23:22
I bet six million dollars that The Invisible Man - didn't push Lee Majors to jump the biggest growler he had ever seen.
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0 #31 Andy Nelson 2015-06-05 13:55
Yeah but can Han Solo do this !!!
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0 #30 Robert Cassidy 2015-06-04 15:36
Despite the horrific crash, his new bionic limbs led ATOS to declare Steve Austin 'fit for work' as a gorilla handler.
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0 #29 dave neal 2015-06-01 14:36
Ofcom demand inquiry after man and 'dog' act wins Britain's got Talent
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0 #28 ANDREW 2015-06-01 11:40
GEORGE MICHAEL HAS AN UNEXPECTED ENCOUNTER ON HAMSTEAD HEATH.
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0 #27 Alan 2015-05-31 11:37
Steve to Oscar Goldman, I think im over it now.
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0 #26 anon 2015-05-30 10:04
Oof! and I thought that John Lithgow had a mean right hook
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0 #25 David Geldard 2015-05-29 18:24
Jaime Somers just knew that missing a couple of waxing appointments really turned Steve Austin on.
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0 #24 Johannah Carroll 2015-05-29 12:13
Steve's cover with the Soviet Olympic Gymnastic team was blown after he realised he was actually training with the women!
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0 #23 Matthew Redgate 2015-05-25 17:21
I'm not taking the fall for this one, just bear with me.
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0 #22 mr eff 2015-05-20 19:16
"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if someone photographed us doing this and put it in a caption contest?"
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0 #21 Paul Butler 2015-05-20 17:32
The uniting Spellbound with Pudsey the dog was a sure fire audience winner on Britain's Got Talent.
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0 #20 Jack Chaincey 2015-05-19 09:10
I know I dropped that contact lens somewhere over here...
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0 #19 Chris Saunders 2015-05-19 06:56
"And I thought The Norseman was a career low..."
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0 #18 Phil Olson 2015-05-18 14:08
Quoting Phil Olson:
Steve Austin was never really clear on his role in Polsnad's entry in the Eurovision Song Contest...


*Poland...
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0 #17 Phil Olson 2015-05-18 14:07
Steve Austin was never really clear on his role in Polsnad's entry in the Eurovision Song Contest...
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0 #16 Joe 2015-05-14 12:21
"Gimmie five big guy...oh dang"
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0 #15 Thomas Huartson 2015-05-13 18:59
"I'm dry now Steve. You can turn the 'Super Blow Dry' off."
"I'm trying but I can't get to the SWIIIIIIIIITCH! "
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0 #14 Tim Dennant 2015-05-11 11:58
And in todays news, Tom Daley and partner prepare for the upcoming Olympic diving competition. Oh boy he sure does need a shave.
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0 #13 Harry Steele 2015-05-11 09:39
The Six Million Dollar Man VS The Six Dollar Yeti
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0 #12 Marts 2015-05-10 21:59
Dananananananan a
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0 #11 Neil 2015-05-10 19:08
not the Andre the Giant vs Steve Austin fight I expected
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0 #10 Agentharv 2015-05-09 21:38
brokeback mountain 2. What a cum back for the fall guy
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0 #9 Danielle Rawlings 2015-05-09 19:13
All he wanted was a hug, but even the werewolf was too sad for that
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0 #8 alison p 2015-05-09 11:57
I'm in training for the national Leap Frog Championships!
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0 #7 Barry Page 2015-05-09 09:43
"Referee, you've got to book him for that monstrous diving!"
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0 #6 Paula Readings 2015-05-09 09:38
"Leap & roll, that's how you do a successful forward roll, next week we will talk about backflips"
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0 #5 Chris Saunders 2015-05-09 07:29
Even disguised as a mythological North American cryptid simian, Ed Milliband still couldn't avoid David Cameron's election celebrations.
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+1 #4 Chris Saunders 2015-05-09 07:06
"Hands off Bigfoot, I saw the coin first!"
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0 #3 Nik Owen Jones 2015-05-09 05:12
I know you're not Tom Daly but help me out I want to get on that celeb diving show Splash.
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