SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS (1964) [ENDED]

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0 #29 Adrienne Watson 2015-01-03 15:08
Yes, he was cuter in Chrome Alone.
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0 #28 Andy Luke 2015-01-03 00:37
"No mate. The Beastie Boys set is Lot 23, down to your left."
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0 #27 Andy Luke 2015-01-03 00:35
"Is anyone gonna tell him he's parked on Santa?"
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0 #26 Cleo 2014-12-25 23:19
Good morning ma'am. Robert Robot, North-Pole social services. I'm must inform you that putting fake beards on kids and pretending they're elves contradicts several child, labour and health and safety laws"
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0 #25 Brenda Kezar 2014-12-23 01:41
I'm going to demand my money back from Intergalactic Travel. They said Earth Girls Were Easy, but they didn't mention anything about them being 421 years old!
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0 #24 Rick Mills 2014-12-22 18:54
Mickey Dolenz was very surprised his Metal Mickey pilot got commissioned .....
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0 #23 Karen Schindler 2014-12-22 17:29
Why are you shouting? On mars it's a sign of respect to track animal droppings onto the carpet.



(with correct email this time)
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0 #22 Karen Schindler 2014-12-22 17:27
Why are you shouting? On mars it's a sign of respect to track animal droppings onto the carpet.
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0 #21 Ant 2014-12-21 18:26
what do you mean i look like a box troll.
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0 #20 Lee Clarke 2014-12-21 15:57
With all of the cutbacks this year the Scarecrow & Lion had to go.
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0 #19 Michael Jinks 2014-12-21 12:22
Duracell you say Hmmm
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0 #18 Ernie larkham 2014-12-21 10:07
Take a elfie
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0 #17 Guy Hunt 2014-12-20 23:56
Elf and safety gone mad, asking a Granny what's a robot
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0 #16 Jammy 2014-12-20 23:25
Can.I. Have. A. Toy. Human. For. Christmas?
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0 #15 m teakle 2014-12-20 21:56
Look Mrs Doubtfire for the last time I'm not that robot from Futurama
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0 #14 Mark Fletcher 2014-12-16 20:18
"Okay Grandma, we have reason to believe you are the mastermind behind the recent Brian Blessed epidemic!"
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0 #13 John Knott 2014-12-15 13:21
And then I said, "Isaac, I really can't see any need for a robot to wear a hat on Tuesdays. Can't you just stick with three laws?"
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0 #12 Penny Harper 2014-12-15 08:11
I am your FatherĀ”
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0 #11 John Lees 2014-12-14 20:02
Who's been messing about with the washing machine and slow cooker ?
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0 #10 stephen crosbie 2014-12-14 08:33
Mrs Purple's boys ? Surely we can come up with a better name than that for the show.
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0 #9 Champaklal Lad 2014-12-13 20:22
I'm complaining to the union, he is not an Elf
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0 #8 John Knott 2014-12-13 19:24
Deleted scene from the hold of the sandcrawler.
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0 #7 derek o leary 2014-12-13 18:58
A worlds first glimpse behind THAT wall in all Argos storesemerged online.
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0 #6 Debbie Creasey 2014-12-13 18:44
where did you buy that cyberman costume? Poundland!
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0 #5 Linda Thorn 2014-12-13 17:59
santa i have already told you the fancy dress party aint till tomorrow
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0 #4 John Knott 2014-12-13 16:34
Say what you like, the motivator on this one is in first class condition.
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0 #3 John Knott 2014-12-13 16:32
I'm not sure this was the droid I was looking for, if I'm perfectly honest.
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0 #2 Dwankie Dave 2014-12-12 21:04
Tony Stark makes good his escape from captivity at the North Pole terror camp.
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0 #1 Steven Stanton 2014-12-12 20:55
Exclusive new look storm trooper, Jawas and Grandma Solo
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